Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 699: : You can’t choose your birth, but you can still choose your funeral!

"Kagura, don't worry anymore," Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the bed again, and gently held Kagura's little hand with both hands, showing an unusually gentle expression, and continued softly : "You don't have to worry about your mother anymore, leave the rest to me."

【No, now I'm more worried about my own affairs, Aru! 】

"So...you don't have to hold on anymore, sleep..." As he said, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and at the same time showed a face of unbearable, tears gradually emerged from the corners of his eyes, "Go to sleep..."

[Are you trying to make me die earlier? ! Or do you think I'm just holding my breath because I'm worried about my mother? Not any more! 】

"So that's the case, so it's because I'm worried about Mrs. Jianghua's affairs so I'm holding on..." Xinbachi looked at Kagura with a gentle expression, and said softly, "Really, I don't even know what to say, this Stupid..."

【Stop, in short, hurry up and stop for me! This atmosphere is wrong! It's like the atmosphere of "don't worry about those things, so let's get rid of them soon"! Hello! ! 】

"What about the good boy..." Granny Dengshi raised her face and sighed softly, "Enough is enough, leave the matter over there to Jiang Chengjun, and I...should take a good rest."

Speaking, Dengshi's mother-in-law couldn't help but turned her face away and covered her mouth with a handkerchief and began to choke.

[End, it's not right at all! ! ! 】

"Kagura, I'm not the only one, everyone will help with Sister Jianghua's affairs." Jiang Cheng continued softly, "So...you don't have to force yourself anymore, close...close your eyes and sleep comfortably Let's go."

[The fire is big... the fire is big! I really want to get up and beat him up, Alu! what to do? what to do! 】

"Sleep!"×n

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! 】

"The last point," Jiang Cheng stood up, wiped the corners of his eyes, then narrowed his eyes and pretended to smile firmly, "Everyone, as Kagura's only relative on Earth, I hope... The funeral can be entrusted to me. I know, and Kagura must hope so from the bottom of my heart."

【No, you don't know anything, I just want to live well from the bottom of my heart, Alu! In other words, I'm not sick at all! 】

"Wait a minute," Gintoki raised his head, showing a rare unbearable expression, with tears in his eyes, shook his head and replied, "Actually... Kagura said before that she hoped that I could hold the event for her." Funeral, so, please, in the end, those of us who are not family members but are better than family members will send her the last journey? Please..."

【I didn't say anything! 】

"You probably remember it wrong, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with gentle eyes, "Actually, I made an agreement with Kagura a long, long time ago." It’s an appointment! My little uncle must help me host Alu for my funeral!” I will never forget it. "

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng's shoulders trembled uncontrollably, and he lowered his head and covered his eyes in grief.

[What the **** agreement! Will someone make such an agreement? ! There should be a limit to lying! By the way, don't show that expression of "I believe it"! Don't think that adding Aru is what I said, hey! 】

"Maybe that's it..." Gintoki looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with a soft expression, "But...the next day, she made a new promise with me, "Sure enough...I still want to Let Silver-chan hold a funeral for me, Aru." Said such words. "

【Talk about your size! How could someone say such a thing! By the way, can you stop believing so easily? Having said that, don’t think that adding Alu is what I said! ! 】

"Yinshi, I just forgot to mention it just now..." Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, then raised his head and closed his eyes showing some reluctance, and continued softly: "On the third day, Kagura ran to Yoshihara, and said coquettishly like a child, "No, I really hope that my uncle can help me hold the funeral, Aru."

【Can't you cherish it while you're alive? ! Why quarrel over who will hold the funeral after death! I can't understand it at all! By the way, do you believe it again? Did you believe in Aru again because you added Aru? ! 】

"How could I not know about this kind of thing?" Yinshi sighed softly, with a bit of emotion on his face, raised his head as if feeling something, and continued softly: "But in the fourth Today, "But it seems that the funeral held by Silver-chan is more interesting Aru, so let Silver-chan come Aru, we will not change Aru after we make an agreement, and we will never say anything about this kind of thing in the future It's time to talk about Aru." Said such a thing. "

[It's too long! In other words, there is Alu in every sentence! Aru is too much! I don't have so much Aru when I speak for myself! By the way...why do you believe it again! Am I Aru? As long as there is Aru, will it be enough? As long as there is Aru, it means that what I said is unquestionable, Aru? ! 】

"That's why she is also very distressed..." Jiang Cheng looked out of the window with melancholy eyes, "on the fifth day, he ran to me, "What should I do? Uncle? You said something like that yesterday, Alu, In fact, in my heart, I want my little uncle to hold a funeral for me, Aru." Saying such words like a troubled girl in adolescence is really cute, Aru. "

[You two are more outrageous than the other! By the way, Alu talked too much, did he accidentally include it in his own words? ! And why don't you look at me and say? Is it because you can't stand my straight gaze? ! And... I've said it all, don't trust me so easily! ! 】

"That's right, Aru," Yinshi slowly came to the window, opened the window and looked at the dark sky, "It's really a stupid little girl, Aru, "I'm sorry, Yin-chan, I always I accidentally brought up the topic of the funeral again, Aru, but after thinking about it, I think it would be the best Aru to let Yin-chan hold a funeral for me.” That night, she said so about Aru. Then two people hang themselves on hooks... Stupid Aru! "

Speaking, Yinshi punched the wall next to him heavily, with a bit of unbearable expression on his face again.

【In the end, did you bring it too? ! Can you stop? That kind of hellish agreement is only made when the **** is happening! By the way, what is stupid Alu? ! I never said that! Are you calling me an idiot? Yeah? ! 】

"Isn't that what children are like, Alu? One thought a day or something." Jiang Cheng slowly came to the wall beside him, lowered his head and continued softly with some emotion: ""Accidentally talk to Silver You made such a promise, Aru, I feel so distressed about Aru, in fact, I still want my little uncle to help me with my funeral! This time it will definitely not change again!" Kagura said so about Aru. "

【Aren't you going to stop? ! The two of you have completely begun to become Aru! By the way, did you add na? And... why do you believe it again! What kind of fuss is going on with that expression of conviction! Although I do say na at ordinary times, even though I do say na at ordinary times, that’s it! 】

"That's enough, Aru." At this moment, Xin Baji slowly came to another wall.

【Have you used Alu too? ! Are you Aru too? ! 】

Xin Baji lowered his hair and let out a somewhat relieved voice, "Hey, don't both Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang care about Kagura-chan the most, and they are also the ones Kagura-chan cares about the most? At this time, for Do you think Kagura-chan Izumi and Yuchi can sleep peacefully for this kind of quarrel or something?"

【I'm still alive and well! ! 】

Xin Baji's fists were gradually clenched, his shoulders trembled slightly, and at the same time, there was a voice trembling: "It's fine once, or just this time, you two who quarrel when you meet, can work together to make things better Will Kagura send you away with a smile, Aru?"

【Don't use Alu casually for me anymore! Not suitable at all! It's not suitable at all! If you are so moved, you will not be moved at all after adding it! By the way, why are you all covering your mouth and crying! 】

Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then raised his head and said with a hint of apology, "I'm sorry, Kagura, little uncle just wanted to send you away, completely ignoring your feelings, I ...You really are a bad adult, Aru."

"That's right, Aru," Yinshi sighed softly with the same tone, "We... are indeed a group of bad adults, Alu."

【Please, Aru, stop! My embarrassment almost made Alu! By the way, is that how I feel when I say Aru? Is this the nasty feeling? ! 】

"Yinshi, this time, let's see off Kagura together as Shin Hachi said." Jiang Cheng turned around and slowly extended his hand towards Yinshi.

"Stupid... idiot," Yinshi turned around, rubbing the back of his head with embarrassment flashing across his face, and after cursing in a low voice, he reluctantly stretched out his hand.

Looking at the lightly clasped hands, everyone present except Kagura showed a faint smile of relief on their faces.

A Miao covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Yeah, I didn't expect to see this scene one day."

"Long life is also good." Granny Dengshi snorted softly, and said with some emotion, "The two adults have also grown up because of Kagura."

"That's right." Xin Baji nodded slightly and let out a sigh of emotion.

Afterwards, the crackling applause of several people was given to the two who had temporarily forgotten their grievances.

[No way——! Why? ! Why did it become like this? What are you guys feeling! Why applaud? Why should you be moved? I don't understand it at all! By the way, have you forgotten that I am not dead yet? Completely forgot? ! 】

"Yinshi, if this is the case, let us both work hard for the same funeral this time." Jiang Cheng continued with some relief, and then smiled, "But don't hold back."

"You are." Yin Shi also smiled.

【Give me enough, both of you! ! What do you mean by dragging your feet? I, who is still alive here, is your biggest hindrance, right? Quickly bring this kind of thing to my attention! ! 】

Click——

Opening the sliding door and stepping into the ward, Jiubingwei said aloud: "Hey, is it too early to give up now? Aren't you Kagura's companions? The companion gave up so early, what do you want her to do? Do it?"

Looking at Xiaoyuan and Yueyong who came with Jiubingwei, Kagura's heart warmed up: [Everyone... are you here to encourage me on the sick bed? 】

"In short, I will find a way to deal with Aru's affairs. If no one is willing to take over, I can take over Aru."

【Is this it? ! Is this what you're talking about? What do you mean by taking over? ! Are you going to take over Alu's awkward language? ! By the way, what kind of legacy is that, Aru? ! 】

"Xiao Jiu..." A Miao covered her mouth and looked at Jiu Bingwei with emotion.

Kubei looked at Kagura on the bed with gentle eyes, and comforted softly: "Don't worry, Aru, I will inherit Aru's Aru well, although I may not be used to Aru, but... I will work hard Aru."

【No, you use it more than me! By the way, you can use it before I die! I can't wait too much! 】

"Wait, is this enough?" Yue Yong took away the pipe she was holding, and continued softly with her eyes closed: "Aren't there things that are still too early to give up?"

"No, that Alu has already inherited everything, could it be that there is something else?" Xin Baji asked suspiciously.

【Is the meaning of my existence only for Aru? ! 】

"No, there are more." Yue Yong raised her eyes to Kagura on the hospital bed.

[Yueyue——! ] Kagura was moved, 【As expected of Yoshihara's most perceptive woman! Have you found it? Finally found out? Help me, Yueyue——! 】

At this moment, Yue Yong reached out and took out several packages of incense offering money from her pocket, "Actually, I have borrowed incense offering money from other people in advance, let's use this money for the funeral."

【Are you talking about the funeral? ! I haven't died yet why everyone thinks I'm dead! 】

"You guys..." A Miao looked at Yue Yong and the others with tears in her eyes.

"I went to Yoshiwara, the Yagyu clan, and a certain nit's game funds for the second half of the year. Let's use it."

Yue Yong handed over the incense libation money in her hand.

Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, and asked, "Hey, did you just say something about game funds?"

"No, no."

"No, you definitely said it? You definitely said a certain nit's game funds for the second half of the year, right? I definitely heard it."

[Arguing over this kind of thing? Am I not as good as the game? ! 】

"As expected of the most capable woman in Yoshihara." Xiao Yuan praised.

"No way, I...will use this money well for the upcoming game...no, for the funeral." Jiang Cheng first took the incense offering money from Yue Yong, and thanked softly.

【Do you want to use it to buy games? ! Have you ever thought about holding a funeral? 】

"Thank you everyone..." Dengshi's mother-in-law covered her mouth, unable to stop the tears of emotion.

"You're too polite, don't you want to help each other at a time like this?" Xiao Yuan removed his glasses and wiped away his tears, then continued with a forced smile, "So, everyone should cheer up!"

[It's me who needs to cheer up! ! 】

"Sarutobi, you haven't paid out the incense, Aru." Jiubingwei reminded.

【You stop for me too! Alu and the like are not suitable for you at all! 】

Boom! !

Facing the wall again and hammering the silver on the wall, he clenched his fist and couldn't bear it and said: "I'm sorry! I will repay this kindness with a small steel ball!"

【Are you going to use all of them to hit steel balls? You didn't plan to have a funeral after all? ! 】

"Then you can delay my rent." Deng Shi said with his arms folded.

"Yin Sang, I can also lend you this month's salary." Xin Baji said.

[Hey——! What a topic this has become! 】

Boom!

"I'm sorry, Kagura, can you use a candy jar for your tomb?"

【Don't think that knocking on the wall to be handsome and other nonsense can count! 】

Kubei said: "Hey, are you planning to embezzle our funeral money, Aru? You will never be allowed to do this! The money was raised for Kagura-chan's funeral, Aru! "

Yinshi lowered his head and replied: "We have accepted her wish, but she said in her last words that the ashes should be put in a candy jar and just sprinkled in the parking lot."

"It's true." Jiang Cheng raised his face and sighed softly.

Yueyong raised her brows and said coldly: "You two are going to be thrown there! If this is the case, Kagura will not die in peace! A grand ceremony must be held to mourn her!"

The little ape put his hands together and suggested: "That's right, the funeral will be held together with my wedding with Yinsang, let's make it a big one!"

"That's a good idea!" A Miao said with a smile on her index finger, "Now I can also scatter the ashes of these two idiots in the parking lot, like it~"

"No, it's three idiots." Yue Yong withdrew her hand, and at the same time cast a cold glance at Jiang Cheng, whose head was covered with kunai.

Catherine suggested: "By the way, let's organize the funeral of an old lady."

"Whose funeral are you talking about!!" Granny Dengshi flew over and kicked her.

Listening to the non-stop noisy voices in the room and the voices of everyone discussing the funeral, Kagura thought silently: 【They seem to be starting to talk about the funeral, the topic is all about me dying The premise has been expanded, and this has happened, this urine will probably throw me directly into the coffin, I have to find a way...]

At this moment, the door of the ward was opened again, and Sougo's voice came in at the same time.

"You guys should stop here."

Looking at Sougo leaning against the door, Kagura was stunned for a moment, and then the cold sweat broke out drop by drop on his face, and his pupils began to tremble violently at the same time.

But the next moment, Kagura saw Princess Cheng Ye standing in front of Kondo and Shishi.

[Chengye sauce...and those few people...]

"God... Kagura-chan!" Princess Chengye cried out in grief, and then trotted to the hospital bed.

"I'm sorry, Ms. A Miao, we made our own decisions." Kondo said with a trace of apology, and then closed his eyes showing a bit of unrelief, "But we still can't just sit back and watch."

"Don't worry, we're not here to give incense and libation money," Fourteen said slowly, holding a cigarette, closing his eyes, "We're just here to protect Her Highness the Princess."

"No, that kind of thing doesn't really matter anymore, the most important thing is the incense." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi squinted their eyes and said at the same time.

As soon as the words fell, the two were beaten unconscious by Yue Yong and A Miao at the same time.

[I didn't expect them to bring Cheng Yejiang, how could this be? 】 Kagura panicked.

"All of you are yelling about offering money or funerals. Shut up in front of the princess." Sougo walked in slowly with his trouser pockets in his pockets, stood at the end of the hospital bed, and continued softly: " She's not dead yet, is she? How could she die because of a mere illness, Your Royal Highness, don't worry, she...she won't die until she has a showdown with me."

Hearing Souwu's words, everyone present, including Yinshi and Jiang Cheng, who were fighting over the incense offering money before, also stopped their movements.

"Mr. Chongtian is right~IndoMTL.com~Princess Chengye wiped her tears, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the others, and said with tears in her eyes, "So, everyone, please don't decide Kagura's funeral without authorization." , don't go too far, Kagura-chan is still alive, she is still breathing, she... let her decide on her own funeral anyway! ! "

【No, Cheng Yechan, you are also the worst! What does it mean to decide your own funeral? 】

"Really, a good opponent and a good friend..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and continued with some relief, "She Kagura...is really happy."

"That's right." Yin Shi also sighed with some relief.

【You two shut up! ! 】

"Kagura-chan..." Princess Chengye looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with tears in her eyes, "As long as it is your wish, I will do whatever it takes to fulfill it. How do you want to die? "

【Do you want me to choose a way to die while I'm alive? ! You have a natural s shake, and there is a limit to your natural s shake, hey! 】

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