Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 700: : Hey, I’m dying to be a scam… No, no, you can come and join me…
"Please! You should squeak, Kagura-chan!"
Hearing Cheng Ye's distressed cry, Kagura lying on the hospital bed had an idea: 【Yes! I can take advantage of this opportunity to talk to me! 】
Thinking of this, Kagura was overjoyed, and then hurriedly turned his face to the side and said at the same time: "I..."
But as soon as I said the words, I was stopped by Sougo who came to the bed and hit his neck with an elbow at the right time.
"Uh huh, what?"
Sougo put his elbow on Kagura's neck to prevent him from making a sound, while pretending to **** up his ears, while nodding from time to time.
"So that's what it is."
[Okay... so painful...] Kagura, whose breathing became difficult, thought painfully, 【What the **** is this guy trying to do? 】
"I got her wish, Your Royal Highness."
Sou Wu said this to Princess Cheng Ye.
"Really?" Princess Cheng Ye said in surprise, holding her hands.
"Yeah." Sougo nodded without changing his expression.
At the same time, under Sougo's continuous torment, Kagura slowly closed his eyes, and his consciousness gradually fell into a coma.
The last words Kagura heard before he passed out were Sougo's words to everyone...
"Hurry up and start preparing for the funeral."
"Some things, as expected, can only be conveyed to true friends."
Jiang Cheng expressed such emotion, and at the same time quietly put the money for the incense ceremony into his chest.
"Didn't it mean that we grown-ups seem useless at all."
Yin Shi also sighed softly, and at the same time calmly stretched out his hand to compete with Jiang Cheng for the incense and libation money.
【You bastard! 】×2
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi are not willing to give in. No one knows how long this dispute will last.
…
In the darkness, wearing a white and elegant white cheongsam, Kagura slowly opened her big eyes full of confusion, followed by doubts in her small head.
[Ah? Here... where is it? Huh? I can't move, I can't make a sound, I... am I stupid? 】
Just as Kagura was doubting himself as if he was in a daze, a small skylight above his head was slowly opened, and some dazzling light slowly shone in.
Looking at the head of Jiang Cheng with a soft expression suddenly protruding from the small skylight, Yin Shi with a relieved expression, and Xin Hachi who forced his sadness, Kagura felt puzzled.
[Huh? 】
"You look peaceful." Yinshi closed his eyes and sighed softly.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, and replied softly, "It is as energetic as usual. Even now... it is very energetic."
"That's right..." Yinshi shook his head lightly and changed his words, "This guy is probably the same as usual when he gets there, he is as energetic as usual..."
"Kagura-chan..." Xin Baji couldn't help sobbing again.
【What are these three guys doing? 】
"It's ready." A kind old man's voice suddenly came from the side.
Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied with a gentle expression: "Then let's go..."
[Hey? what? Where are you going? 】
Squeak——
While the gate was slowly opened, the guards standing on both sides of the road outside the gate, all dressed in formal attire and with solemn expressions, wailed at the same time.
Led by the guide who was slowly advancing on the horse, Kagura... no, the coffin where Kagura, which carried the love of countless people, was slowly lifted towards the auditorium.
Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Yinshi, Xinbaji, and their family members and Kagura's acquaintances headed by them, all dressed in formal attire, followed slowly behind the coffin with heavy expressions.
At this time, Kagura, who was carried in the coffin and finally realized something, had a slightly grim expression.
【What is this? What is this annoying feeling? Could it be...]
After seeing the white chrysanthemum framed with white chrysanthemums on the gate just passed by, Kagura's conjecture was confirmed!
【My funeral has begun——! 】Kagura exclaimed in her heart that something was wrong, and she collapsed thinking, 【And it’s still at the state funeral level——! 】
Princess Cheng Ye, who also put on a dark formal attire, followed Kagura's side. The teardrops in the corners of her eyes, the handkerchief in her hand, and the continuous sobbing sound proved that Princess Cheng Ye loved Kagura. Sudden **** go grief.
"Her Royal Highness."
Sougo, who was following beside him, comforted softly: "She must be very happy now, and I can send her away with such a big ceremony."
The moment he heard Sougo's voice, Kagura was startled: [It's hard...could it be...! 】
"And you can still bathe in the sun that has been burning so far." Sougo pressed the ultraviolet switch in the sun-tanning salon-shaped coffin in his hand, "It is definitely possible to sleep in the sun-tanning salon-shaped coffin and go to hell. Very happy."
Kagura was "baked" by the harsh and scorching ultraviolet rays irradiated by the intensive ultraviolet lamps on the inner wall of the coffin, and his whole body was not well.
【That guy...that guy...found it! ! 】
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In the grand, solemn and solemn funeral venue, Kagura's coffin was placed at the front of the spacious venue.
At the top is a posthumous photo of Kagura laughing at the camera, cut from the OP.
The eminent monks of well-known temples sit in front of him and recite the scriptures lightly for him. Behind him, there are people who come to see him off in a hall full of seats.
"Namo Amitabha...Namo Amitabha..."
Accompanied by a muffled sound of knocking the bowl, the monk's chanting work ended here, and it was the turn of the family members to give speeches.
Perhaps because Jiang Cheng (on the surface) was sobbing and unable to speak at this time, Granny Dengshi slowly came to the microphone as the elected representative.
"Cheer up...you are the only real family member here, right?" Yueyong comforted Jiang Cheng in a low voice to Jiang Cheng, who was holding the portrait of Kagura and wiping tears with the other hand.
"I'm sorry." Jiang Cheng replied with sobs, then wiped away his tears and stood up straight, raising his head and looking ahead with complicated eyes.
"Everyone, thank you for coming to this funeral in your busy schedule."
Grandma Dengshi's expression was heavy, and she bowed slightly to the front.
"With so many relatives and friends attending her funeral, Yutomo Izumi should feel at ease. That's right, just like her smile, she is a child who hates gloom.
So please send her away with a smile on your face at this last moment. This must... be the best farewell gift. "
Grandma Dengshi finished speaking, and then slowly took two steps back. After Jiang Cheng turned the portrait in his hand to Yueyong, he walked forward slowly.
After taking a slow and deep breath, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and bowed.
"Thank you..." After expressing his thanks, Jiang Cheng got up slowly, and continued with a gentle expression: "For that child, this may be the last thing she wants to say to everyone who came here. A person came to this strange planet, walked through so many fetters unknowingly, at the last moment... Looking back on the life on the earth for so long, that child must also be satisfied because he met you. "
"Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Bachi murmured, then turned his face away a little bit unbearably, and sobbed softly.
"This child is happy every day on the earth. Because of everyone, he must be happy. So...Thank you again."
Jiang Cheng lowered his head again, and at the same time his shoulders could not stop shaking slightly.
"It's enough..." Yue Yong gently pulled Jiang Cheng up, comforted him in a soft voice, then took a step forward and saluted everyone, and said softly in his eyes: "Next, everyone will bid farewell to each other one by one. Put the flowers in the coffin, and finally say goodbye to her."
After Yueyong's words fell, the part of presenting flowers and seeing off came.
Sou Wu was the first to walk forward slowly with a flower in his hand.
Looking at Sougo who was silently standing in front of the coffin holding a flower, Xin Baji murmured softly: "Okita-san..."
Looking at the back of Sougo whose shoulders were trembling uncontrollably, Kondo closed his eyes and said with some emotion: "Sougo, this is the first time I've seen him show such an expression, he obviously makes a lot of noise when we meet Yes, for creatures like humans, there is no difference between losing a good friend and losing a quarrel object that you hate..."
Kagura lying in the coffin unable to move, looked at Sougo who couldn't stop laughing with only the word black belly written on his face, opened his eyes desperately, and cursed in his heart at the same time.
[Damn you——! ! 】
"How does it feel to be lying in the coffin?" Sougo asked casually, and at the same time increased the intensity of the ultraviolet rays in the coffin, and at the same time continued calmly: "I hope you have reached the underworld. You can take a good bath in the sun, so I specially prepared a tanning salon coffin for you."
[It's hot! ! It's going to burn! ! What the **** are you thinking? Hurry up and let the old lady out! 】
"I understand~IndoMTL.com~You don't need to say anything, I understand all your gratitude."
【Who will thank you! 】
"You are pretending to be sick just to make sure that the boss doesn't care about you, right? Then you are also pretending to be sick, so why don't you just pretend to be dead, so that you can see the nature of people more clearly. Don't worry, what's next You couldn't move for half a day, and you couldn't make any sound, your dead appearance is definitely in place! The chances of seeing your own funeral with your own eyes are not too few~ You should be grateful to me."
Speaking, under Kagura's horrified eyes, Sougo put the flowers in, and then continued:
"If the boss really cares about you, they will definitely find out. But by that time, you may have been nailed in a coffin, or burned in a kiln. But this is your own fault If you want to hate me, I hate you for foolishly choosing to pretend to be sick."
After finishing speaking, Sougo turned around and covered his mouth, pretending to be sad, and left slowly.
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