Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 701: ：What kind of mood can we let the deceased go to heaven is what we are in…

Latest URL: [Stop for me! Stop for me! Let the people who don't want to know know it! That guy definitely wants to kill me, Aru, by pretending to be sick!

Ah—! it's too hot! Sad to die! ! If it goes on like this, it might really go to heaven! Gotta think of something! I can't move my body, I can't make a sound, but...

With so many people coming to say goodbye to me, there must be someone who can find me, Aru! As long as someone can take a closer look at my **** face, who will...]

The baked Kagura hasn't finished thinking on this side, but Sogo on the other side leaned into Princess Cheng Ye's ear and whispered something, completely shattering Kagura's plan .

"Hey?" After listening to what Zongwu said, Princess Cheng Ye was surprised, and after confirming it again, she shouted to the guests who came to pay homage: "That... everyone, you are exposed to the sun. Due to the influence of the salon-type coffin, the body seems to have begun to be damaged, and there is not much time now, so in order to improve the operation efficiency, we will place the coffin on the conveyor belt, and ask everyone to say goodbye to the assembly line.”

Kagura, who was carried on the conveyor belt with a coffin by a group of guards, was mad: [This is what kind of farewell! Cheng Yejiang, you can't be deceived by him! ]

"Conveyor belts were set up from the funeral site to the crematorium. After everyone said goodbye to her one by one, the body will finally enter the crematorium. It will be automatically burned into ashes and sent directly to the sky."

Princess Cheng Ye explained like this.

【What kind of factory is this! ]

"Everyone, please don't delay the assembly line! Say goodbye as soon as possible."

【Hello! How casual should this funeral be! ]

The conveyor belt was activated, and seeing the Kagura slowly passing in front of her eyes, Grandma Denshi couldn't help feeling sad.

"Kagura, actually asked me to send a white-haired person to a black-haired person, you unfilial daughter, I originally loved you like a daughter..."

Before the words were finished, Kagura had already been taken away by the conveyor belt.

【Half of that! Such touching words were only half said and sent away! ]

"Mother Dengshi, you said it's too long, can't you summarize it more concisely?"

While Katherine complained, Kagura slipped (teleported) away from her like a time machine running over her face.

"Wait a little longer!" Catherine, who had reacted, shouted.

"Mother Dengshi, Lord Catherine, you forgot to put the farewell flower in the coffin." Xiaoyu reminded quickly, then stretched out her hands, "Hurry up and give it to me, hurry up."

Xiaoyu, who took the flowers handed by the two of them, turned around and rushed towards Kagura, who had just passed over in front of her. However, it may be because she was in a hurry and didn't notice, and suddenly stumbled on the wire under her feet, causing her feet to become unstable. fell forward.

The two flowers in his hand... were inserted directly into Kagura's eyes.

【Ah, ah, ah! ! You, where are you plugging in! How can it be possible to sleep like this! ]

"Not good!" Xiaoyu exclaimed that it was not good, and then turned to Jiubingwei not far in front of her for help, "Master Jiubingwei! Please, can you please arrange the flowers again?"

"What?! Wait... what?!"

Jiu Bing Guard suddenly panicked, but there was no time to wait for her to panic, because Kagura had already come to him at this time, and before he had time to think about it, Jiu Bing Guard reached out and grabbed the two inserted in the eyes flower.

"God, Kagura-chan! Thank you Aru for so long! I will cherish what you have left, Aru!"

With such a cry, Kubei pulled out the flower like a miracle, and inserted it into his nose.

【What are you doing when you put it in my nostrils! By the way, have you really used Aru? ! Not for you! It really doesn't suit you! ]

"No, Kubei!" Yue Yong in front reminded and corrected. "Not to put you in your nose, but to pull out the flowers, let you pull out the flowers!"

While speaking, the time machine... No, Kagura had slipped away in front of Yueyong, and Yueyong, who had no time to think about it, hurriedly stretched out her hand and pulled out the flower, but...it seemed to be a little tight, and Yueyong only Able to pull out while trotting.

"God, Kagura! You are tired!"

Speaking, Yueyong began to pull hard, but because it was inserted too tightly, even though Kagura's head was pulled up by the flower, she didn't pull it out.

"Goodbye-!!"

Under such circumstances, Yueyong finally had no choice but to perform a miracle with great force, pulling Kagura's upper body directly to the point of smashing the coffin and sitting up.

【No...it's hello. ]

"I said how strong you are! Yueyue!" The little monkey in front of him accused, "Kagura-chan she..."

"I-I've done my best," Yueyong can only defend, "I can only leave it to you, Sarutobi!"

"You still have the face to shirk your responsibility if you stabbed Louzi!"

After clenching his fist and saying angrily, Little Ape realized that Kagura had slipped away from him just now, and Little Ape, who had no time to think too much, trotted after him.

"What's the matter!" Little Ape, who pushed Kagura's head back and tried to make it lie back in the coffin, gritted his teeth, "She didn't even move, no matter how hard she pushed her. What should I do!"

In desperation, Little Ape could only pick up the big stone beside him, stand on the coffin and press the stone down hard, and at the same time start his farewell speech.

"Kagura-chan, I will make Yinsang happy! You can go to that world with confidence!"

Under the same force, Kagura was forced into the coffin.

【Ah! Sad to die...! ! ]

"Hey," Kondo, who noticed something was wrong, said to Fourteen, who was beside him, "Look, what's the situation, Fourteen."

【Save me! fourteen--! Anyone can do it, come and save me now! ]

Outside, Shishi, who was carrying a one-person high spherical stone with Kondo, gritted his teeth and walked towards the conveyor belt step by step.

"There is still such a messy way of mourning, what kind of religion did she join..."

"Okay, it's time for this, it doesn't matter if it's an enemy or a friend! We must mourn her well!" Kondo replied through gritted teeth.

【Not anymore! ! Who told you that there is such a way of mourning! I'm going to die, if I'm crushed by that thing, I'm really going to die! Speed ​​up the conveyor belt! ]

I missed Kagura's fourteenth, exclaimed: "Not good! I can't catch up if I miss it!"

"Fourteen! Come on, don't give up!" Kondo was sweating profusely, without stopping.

【Enough is enough, no need to refuel! ]

"Cut, it's a shame if you can't catch up at the moment," Shi Shi couldn't bear to say, "Can't you even mourn a kid?"

"It can be done! The two of us can absolutely do it!" Kondo is still cheering for the two of them, "Let's throw this thing on the coffin!"

【I can't tell whether these two people are good or bad. Hey! ]

"What are you doing?" A Miao shouted to stop Kondo and Shishi.

【Big sister's head...】Kagura was moved.

"What are you two going to make a fuss about with such a big rock on your back?"

【Saved! Stop those two idiots! ]

But in the next scene, A Miao joined the two of them, lifted the stone with them, and even complained.

"Why didn't you call me?"

【Are you actually going to help? ! ]

"Miss A Miao..." Kondo looked at A Miao in disbelief.

"Thank you, Kondo-san, Hijikata-san," A Miao's eyes began to glisten again, and her voice choked up, "For Kagura-chan... let's work together!"

【Hey—! I chose this time for Mao! People who are incompatible with each other are starting to cooperate now! ]

With the help of A Miao, it didn't take long for her to catch up with the conveyor belt.

【Run! Run the conveyor belt! ]

But just when the fourteen and three people were about to put the stone on the coffin, their feet suddenly slipped, and the stone also smashed to the ground.

"Oops!" Fourteen turned around only to find that there was a downhill behind him, "It's a downhill!"

Watching the rapidly falling boulders, Kondo became anxious.

"Rock! Rock it—"

【Yoshi got it done, you can't hit me now, Aru! ]

Kagura just breathed a sigh of relief, but then... the stone was blocked by a long-haired man in a formal suit and a cosmic fanatic creature.

"It's not a man with long hair, it's Gui! It's not a mysterious creature, it's Elizabeth!"

The long-haired man refuted the author like this, and at the same time pressed both hands against the stone, as if he would not stop the stone and give up.

After tens of meters of sliding, Gui and Elizabeth finally stopped the ten yuan.

"I can't see the rock, but I've got the stick."

Gui said so.

Meanwhile, Shi Shi, who was standing on the slope, breathed out a puff of second-hand smoke, "Although I can't see the other side of the rock, I'll leave it to you later."

Said this.

【Because Mao insisted on such a time, so the stakeholders cooperated? ]

"Wait for me, Captain!" Gui and Elizabeth pushed the rolling stones to continue running or chasing.

At the same time, a message such as "1.03 kilometers to the crematorium" appeared on the screen, and the mileage was still reduced a little bit.

【The enemy teamed up to destroy me! ]

"Come on—!"

"Don't admit defeat—!"

People on the roadside, all dressed in formal attire, cheered and cheered.

【Who are you supporting! ]

The next moment ~IndoMTL.com~ chorus again.

【Who are you singing for again! ]

Finally, everyone rushed up and lifted the stone together in the singing.

【Whose funeral is this! ! ]

"While now!" Hasegawa, who stepped on the conveyor belt at some point, raised the coffin and ran in the opposite direction, crying, "Everyone! While I offset the movement of the conveyor belt, destroy me and the coffin together!"

【How much you want to mourn me! ]

"Go! Everyone!!" Gui shouted with tears in her eyes, "Captain—!"

"Farewell—!"×n

Looking at the stone thrown up and smashing straight at him, Kagura stopped thinking.