Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 701: : What kind of mood we have to let the dead go to heaven is what we are…

【Stop for me! You stop for me! Let the people who don't want to know know it! That guy definitely wants to kill me, Alu, by pretending to be sick!

Ah——! it's too hot! Painful to die! ! If things go on like this, they might really ascend to heaven! I have to think of a way! I can't move my body, and I can't make a sound, but...

There are so many people who come to say goodbye to me, there must be someone who can find me, Alu! As long as someone can take a closer look at my **** face, who will come...]

Before Kagura, who was being baked, hadn't finished thinking about it, Sougo on the other side seemed to have a heart-to-heart, and whispered something in Princess Chengye's ear, which completely shattered Kagura's plan .

"Hey?" After listening to Souwu's words, Princess Chengye was surprised, and after confirming it again, she shouted to the guests who came to pay homage: "That...everyone, suffer from the sun. Affected by the salon-style coffin, the body seems to have begun to be damaged, and there is not much time now, so in order to improve work efficiency, we put the coffin on the conveyor belt, and please say goodbye to the assembly line."

Kagura, who was being carried up the conveyor belt with the coffin by a group of guards, went mad: [What kind of farewell is this! Cheng Yejiang, you can't be fooled by him! 】

"Conveyor belts were set up from the funeral site to the crematorium. After everyone bid farewell to her one by one, the body will eventually enter the crematorium. It will be automatically burned to ashes and sent directly to the sky."

Princess Chengye explained in this way.

[What kind of factory is this! 】

"Everyone, please don't delay the pipeline! Say goodbye in as little time as possible."

[Hey! How casual the funeral must have been! 】

The conveyor belt was activated, and seeing Kagura slowly passing by her eyes, Granny Onse couldn't help feeling sad.

"Kagura, let me send a white-haired person to a black-haired person, you unfilial daughter, I originally loved you like my own daughter..."

Before the words were finished, Kagura had already been taken away by the conveyor belt.

[Half said! Such touching words were only half-spoken before they were sent away! 】

"Grandma Dengshi, you said it's too long, can't you summarize it more concisely?"

When Catherine was complaining, Kagura slipped (transmitted) away in front of her like a time machine that had been crushed on her face.

"You **** meow wait a little longer!" Catherine shouted after reacting.

"Grandma Dengshi, Lady Catherine, you forgot to put the farewell flowers in the coffin." Xiaoyu quickly reminded, and then stretched out her hands, "Give it to me quickly, quickly."

Xiaoyu, who took the flowers handed by the two, turned around and rushed towards Kagura who just skipped in front of him, but it may be because his feet were too anxious to notice, and suddenly tripped over the electric wire under his feet, and his feet were unstable Fell forward.

The two flowers in his hands... were inserted directly into Kagura's eyes.

【Ahhhhh! ! You, where are you plugging in! How could it be possible to sleep peacefully like this! 】

"Not good!" Xiaoyu exclaimed that it was not good, and then turned to Jiubingwei not far in front of her for help, "Master Jiubingwei! Please, can you please arrange the flowers again?"

"What?! Wait... what?!"

Kuhei suddenly panicked, but there was no time to wait for her to finish her panic, because Kagura had already come in front of her at this time, and before he could think about it, Kubei stretched out his hand and grabbed the two hands stuck in his eyes. flowers.

"God, Kagura-chan! Thank you all the time, Aru! I will cherish what you left behind, Aru——!"

Amid such shouts, Kubei pulled out the flower vigorously like a miracle, and inserted it into his nose forcefully.

【Put it in my nostril, what are you doing! By the way, have you really used Aru? ! Not for you! It's really not suitable for you! 】

"That's wrong, Jiubingwei!" Yueyong reminded and corrected in front. "It's not for you to stick it in your nose, but for you to pull out the flower, let you pull out the flower!"

While speaking, the time machine...no, Kagura has already sneaked away in front of Yueyong, Yueyong who didn't have time to think about it hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull out the flower vigorously, but...it seemed a little tight, Yueyong only Can trot while pulling out forcefully.

"God, Kagura! You are tired!"

Speaking, Yueyong began to pull it out forcefully, but because the insertion was too tight, even Kagura's head was lifted by the flower, it could not be pulled out.

"Goodbye——!!"

Under such a situation, Yueyong could only choose to perform a miracle with all her strength, and directly pulled Kagura's upper body and smashed the coffin and sat up.

[No... it's you. 】

"I said how strong you are! Yueyue!" The little ape in front accused, "Kagura-chan..."

"I, I have tried my best," Yue Yong could only justify in this way, "I can only leave it to you, Sarutobi!"

"It's a pity that you stabbed Lou Zi, you still have the face to shirk responsibility!"

After clenching his fists and saying angrily, the little ape realized that Kagura had slipped away from him just now, and the little ape trotted after him before he could think too much.

"What's going on!" said the little ape who pushed Kagura's head back forcefully, trying to make it lie back in the coffin again, and said, "She didn't move at all, whether she was pushed or pulled. What should I do!"

In desperation, the little ape could only pick up the big stone at the side, stand on the coffin, press down hard with the stone, and began his farewell speech at the same time.

"Kagura-chan, I will make Yin-sang happy! You can go to that world without worry!"

Under the same vigorous miracle, Kagura was forced into the coffin.

【Ah! I feel bad for my father...! ! 】

"Hey," at this moment, Kondo, who noticed something was wrong, said to Fourteen next to him, "Look, what's going on, Fourteen."

[Help me! fourteen--! Anyone can do it, come and save me now! 】

Outside, Fourteen, who was carrying a high spherical stone with Kondo, gritted his teeth and walked towards the conveyor belt step by step.

"There is still such a random way of mourning, what kind of religion did she join..."

"Okay, it's time like this, it doesn't matter whether it's an enemy or a friend! We must mourn her!" Kondo gritted his teeth and replied.

[No! ! Who told you that there is such a mourning method! I'm going to die, if I'm crushed by that thing, I'm really going to die! Speed ​​up the conveyor belt! 】

Missing Kagura's Fourteenth, I exclaimed: "Not good! If you miss it, you can't catch up!"

"Fourteen! Come on, don't give up!" Kondo cheered profusely, without stopping at all.

【Enough, no need to cheer up! 】

"Tch, it would be embarrassing if we can't catch up now," Fourteen said a little unbearably, "Can't you even mourn a kid?"

"It can be done! The two of us can definitely do it!" Kondo was still cheering for the two of them, "Let's throw this thing on the coffin!"

【It's not clear whether these two people are good guys or bad guys, hey! 】

"What are you doing?" A Miao called to stop Kondo and Shishi.

[Big sister's head...] Kagura was moved.

"What are you two doing with such a big rock?"

【Saved! Get those two idiots to stop! 】

But in the next scene, A Miao joins the two, lifts the stone with them, and even complains.

"Why didn't you call me?"

【Are you going to help? ! 】

"Miss A Miao..." Kondo looked at A Miao in disbelief.

"Thank you, Kondo-san, Hijikata-san," the tears in A Miao's eyes began to flicker again, and her voice started to choke, "For Kagura-chan... let's work hard together!"

[Hey——! Why did Mao choose such a time! People who are incompatible with each other are starting to cooperate now! 】

With the help of A Miao, it didn't take long to catch up with the conveyor belt.

[Run! Run the conveyor belt! 】

However, when the Fourteen or Thirteen were about to put the stone on the coffin, their feet slipped suddenly, and at the same time the stone dropped from their hands and fell to the ground.

"Oops!" Fourteen turned around and realized that there was a downhill behind him, "It's a downhill!"

Looking at the rapidly falling stones, Kondo was extremely anxious.

"Rock! Rock it—"

[Yo Xi's done, this time I won't be able to hit me, Alu! 】

Kagura breathed a sigh of relief just now, but then...the stone was blocked by a long-haired man in a formal suit and a creature of cosmic mystery.

"It's not a long-haired man, it's Gui! It's not a mysterious creature, it's Elizabeth!"

The long-haired man refuted the author in this way, and at the same time pressed his hands against the stone, as if he would not stop the stone.

After sliding for tens of meters, Gui and Elizabeth finally stopped Shikuai.

"Although I can't see the other side of the rock, I have caught the stick."

Gui said so.

At the same time, Fourteen standing on the **** gently exhaled second-hand smoke, "Although I can't see the other side of the rock, I will leave it to you later."

Say it like this.

[Why did Mao insist on this kind of time, so the interests cooperated? 】

"Wait for me, Captain!" Gui and Elizabeth pushed the rolling stones and kept running or catching up.

At the same time, a message like "1.03 kilometers away from the crematorium" appeared on the screen, and the mileage was still decreasing a little bit.

【The enemy teamed up to destroy me! 】

"Come on!"

"Don't admit defeat——!"

All people in formal clothes on the side of the road cheered for him.

【Who are you cheering for! 】

The next moment ~IndoMTL.com~ all the members sang together again.

【Who are you singing for again! 】

Finally, everyone rushed forward and lifted up the stone together amid singing.

【Whose funeral is this! ! 】

"Now!" Hasegawa who didn't know when he stepped on the conveyor belt lifted the coffin and ran in the opposite direction, crying, "Everyone! While I'm counteracting the movement of the conveyor belt, destroy me and the coffin together!"

【How much you should miss me! 】

"Up! Everyone!!" Gui cried out through tears, "Captain!"

"Farewell——!"×n

Looking at the stones thrown straight at him, Kagura stopped thinking.

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