Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 702: : I think I should throw away the ideas that I think can be conveyed without saying them…

Latest website: [Ah, what the heck, I didn't expect it to be my funeral. Is this the punishment I received for pretending to be sick because of a little quarrel and trying to test everyone's feelings? In fact, I don't need to do this, I know...

In a big circle, I ended up getting killed, but everyone got together for me. Everyone really cares about me, everyone really weeps for me, but I, I...

This is a matter of course, I should have said it earlier...]

Just as the stone was about to hit the coffin, two... no, three figures suddenly appeared beside Kagura, two of them stood in front of Kagura, and one kicked away Hasegawa took Kagura's coffin down.

Boom!

After hearing such a voice, Kagura's consciousness went online again at noon. Xin Baji, who was holding the coffin beside him, just blocked the stones for him, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, overturned five flavors in their hearts. bottle.

Neither Jiang Cheng nor Yin Shi said a word, they just lowered their heads in silence.

"I'm sorry, everyone." Shin Baha looked at the crowd in front of him, his eyes trembling, and he said in a soft voice that didn't fit his personality: "Although I'm very grateful for your ability to bury Kagura, we haven't paid attention to Kagura yet. Say goodbye to the sauce."

Speaking, Shin Ba Haw and Yin Shi slowly lowered the coffin flat.

"Before that, we still have something to say."

Shinba chirped, Gintoki slowly crouched down, opened Kagura's umbrella and put it aside.

"I forgot to return the umbrella to you," Gintoki said, standing up slowly, "Actually, I originally wanted to take something as a relic, but let alone sunlight and water, even rocks can If it falls on you, even if you do come to that world, you still need this umbrella, right? Kagura..."

Listen, Kagura's eyes slowly filled with water mist, and she bit her lower lip hard.

"Also...it's not your mother anymore," Jiang Cheng walked slowly towards the coffin with an umbrella in his hand, with a soft expression on his face, he came to the coffin, and the shade of the umbrella covered the position where Kagura was not completely covered, " You are me too... The only existence that no one wants to protect until the end, I thought you would understand even if you didn't say it, but maybe there is an idiot who doesn't understand other people's minds unless you tell them in person. Maybe I should have said it sooner, Kagura..."

"I'm sorry." ×3

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi spoke at the same time, but there seemed to be a familiar little girl's voice mixed in.

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi, Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Hao tacitly froze for a moment at the same time. At the same time, Yueyong, A Miao and others were also stunned.

【Oops, I can speak Aru...] Kagura thought to himself.

Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Xin Ba Ha squatted down at the same time and stuck their heads out to look at Kagura, who was looking at a few people with big watery eyes in the coffin.

Looking at the three people in front of him, Kagura just wanted to say something, but just tentatively opened his mouth, and before he could even say a single syllable, Gintoki and Shinhachi tightly covered his mouth. .

At the same time, Jiang Cheng stood up, cleared his throat and said, "Hey, what, it's getting late. If the farewell ceremony is over, let's start over. Who, turn on the conveyor belt again, Adjust the speed a little faster, does the time machine know? Just the speed that feels like it."

"That..." A Miao stepped forward, frowned and said, "Is Kagura-chan not able to speak just now?"

"Say, what nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng replied with sweat on his face, pulling the corners of his mouth.

"Yes, yes, how can you speak." Yin Shi turned his head and widened his eyes, and echoed in a panic, "You didn't speak, you heard it wrong! One hundred percent wrong. !”

The bloodshot eyes were also widened, and Xin Ba Haw, who was sweating constantly, hurriedly took over the words: "I have received so much money and performed such a big ceremony. In fact, she is still alive, how could there be such a ridiculous thing? !”

"Completely dead!" He and Xin Ba Hao said, "That's right! He's already dead!"

"Let's continue the funeral! It feels like the body is already decomposing! Throw it in the incinerator now!"

Jiang Cheng hurriedly said: "Oh! Xinbaha, what, the conveyor belt feels a little slow, let's carry it and run over there! After all, we have to send Kagura the last ride!"

"That's right!" Xin Baha hurriedly responded, and together with Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, the three of them worked together to lift the coffin and prepare to sprint at the same time.

But before a few people could take a step forward, a few kunai immediately stuck in front of them and blocked their way.

"Wait a second and speak clearly."

【Moon Moon! ! 】Jiang Cheng cursed inwardly, and then said with a smile: "What to say clearly? There's no time now, Yueyue, it's better to let Kagura ascend to heaven earlier."

"Well, did she say sorry just now?" A Miao asked.

"I didn't say I didn't say it!" Yin Shi's head shook like a rattle.

"I said," A Miao frowned and showed a bit of displeasure, "Isn't she pretending to be sick because she quarreled with you and wanted to retaliate against you?"

"How is that possible!!" Yin Shi's attitude was tough, his eyes widened and his neck pulled in rebuttal.

But at this time, Kagura in the coffin being carried by the three couldn't help coughing twice.

"Cough...ah! Oops..."

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha spit out a mouthful of blood at the same time, and then slowly fell to the ground.

"It's bad..." Yin Shi, who was still struggling on the ground, made a weak voice, "Suddenly my body..."

"No... I'm sorry," Xin Baha, who collapsed on the ground, said while struggling in pain, "I suddenly feel uncomfortable, can the funeral continue in a few days?"

"I... um, Yetu, sunshine, etc..." Jiang Cheng covered his chest with a look of pain on his face, and then turned around slowly, "What... I'll go back to rest first... I'm going to die... I'm going to die..."

Whoosh! !

Pfft—!

呲——!

Plop!

"Humph." Yueyong snorted coldly, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, with only contempt and contempt.

"It's alright," A Miao narrowed her eyes and said without a smile, "Your illness is... hopeless."

……

Jiang Cheng, Kagura, Gintoki, and Shin Baha, who were tied together, were placed on the conveyor belt by everyone.

"Then continue to hold the funeral." A Miao said with a smile, and then... pressed the conveyor belt controller in her hand.

"The funeral of the four of you!" ×n

"Wait—! I'm not wrong!" Yin Shi shouted, "If you want to cremate her, just cremate her!"

"What nonsense are you talking about, Aru?! It was originally because of Gin-chan's fault!!"

"It has nothing to do with me at all! Why should I die with them?! Let the three of them go, right?! Don't they often talk about the Trinity of the House of All Things?! Satisfy them It's all you want!"

"Little uncle, you bastard! I just said that I am also the existence you want to protect all the time. Where is Aru?!"

"Don't you understand the scene?! The only one I love is Sister Jiang Hua! I don't even have the European style~IndoMTL.com~ I don't have a good personality, and I hate the little kid who is not feminine!"

"Ah! Did you finally say it?! Did you finally say it, Aru?! Is this your truth?! Kill you!!"

"Don't... don't bite, let go!!"

"Jiang Cheng-sang, shut up! You and Yin-sang clearly planned most of the plans! Sister, I'm the most innocent one! I'm a total victim! I just got involved. The one!"

"Ahhhh!!!"×4

(End of this article.)