Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 704: : There are some things that adults can’t easily ask!

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It wasn't until Kagura disappeared at the entrance of the stairs that Gintoki regained his senses before staring at the dead fish's eyes and asking a lackluster question: "What is your boyfriend? Is this the thing?"

Looking at the picture of only a dead tree that Yin Shi held up, Xin Ba Hao corrected: "No, this is a dead tree branch, it's a friend, a boyfriend."

"Oh, this is it."

Looking at the picture of the man held up by Yinshi, who was pierced through the chest by a bucket of dead branches, Xin Ba Haw corrected again: "No no no, that's my boyfriend death, don't think about the tree, separate people alone Come out."

"That's it."

Looking at the dead tree held up by Yinshi - Chris's evolutionary process map, Xin Baha groaned loudly: "Why did it become Chris's evolutionary map! Isn't this just the evolution from dead branches to dead branches? Well!"

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Jiang Cheng, who is constantly banging his head against the wall, his eyes are blank, and his mouth is still muttering to himself: "Dream, this is a dream... it's just a dream... wake up quickly, it's just a dream It's just a mere dream...it must be yesterday's dream and I haven't woken up yet..."

The owner of Xinghaifang on the other side is similar, kneeling on the ground, and muttering with an unbelievable expression: "How could this happen? I clearly said that I will reply next time, but I didn't expect it to be so fast, and also agreed to date. !!”

Looking at the two of them reacting in this way, Shinba Haw and Yin Shi just squinted Doudou's eyes and looked expressionless.

"You bastard! How do you want to pay me?!" The master of Xinghaifang stood up and pointed his umbrella tip at Yinshi without hesitation, staring at his bloodshot eyes, shouting spittle. "If you had a good look at Kagura, things wouldn't have turned out like this!"

Jiang Cheng, who was persuaded by Xin Baha, gritted his teeth and looked at Yin Shi: "Look at what you have done! My... niece Bracket's daughter in the future will become like this because of your poor supervision. How do you pay me? Can you die? Can you?!”

"Kagura-chan is my daughter and has nothing to do with you! After all, your titular uncle is also responsible! Why don't you take a good look at Kagura? Why foster her in this kind of guy's house? "

"Ha?! What right do you have to say about me! Isn't it the same for you? There's a way to change it! You go to Yoshihara to be that ghost night king or something, and I'll go to my sister! Can you? Can you? !”

Looking at Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng who started to quarrel again, Yin Shi comforted in a very indifferent tone: "You two calm down, I think it's probably just a joke? No matter who gets a boyfriend, it's a turn. Not that kagura."

The master of Xinghaifang quickly took over the words: "It makes sense, this must be just a bad joke or a bad nightmare."

Jiang Cheng also calmed down, nodded and analyzed for himself: "Indeed, according to the general opinion, it is basically a fantasy for a girl like Kagura to have a boyfriend. "

"Isn't it?" Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders, and then continued: "Who would look at that vulgar and unfeminine little girl who only eats and vomits, we're probably being tricked. . That's the daughter who has inherited this bald man's negative genes, so show some confidence."

Jiang Cheng said with a smile: "That's right, how can a product of inferior genes get a boyfriend? It must be a joke, and he must want to test whether we care about her again? Hahaha, definitely It must be so. Ah ha ha ha..."

"That's right," the owner of Xinghaifang smiled and took over, "How could the little tadpoles that once swam in my filthy yin O... Who is the filthy O Maru daughter!"

Yinshi, who was pulled up by the collar of Xinghaifang, said helplessly: "No, no one said that, I beg you, let your head like O-Pill calm down first. Don't worry. , that won't happen."

At this time, Xin Ba Hao said in a very relaxed tone, "It can't be so absolute."

"Huh?" The three of Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Hao at the same time.

Xin Ba Ha raised an index finger and continued in a normal tone: "I heard that it is not uncommon for elementary school students to fall in love recently, Kagura-chan looks young, but she is also fourteen years old, and The appearance is also considered a beautiful girl, if you consider it comprehensively, it is not without this aspect... Ah!"

The owner of Xinghaifang, with bloodshot eyes wide and a special arrogance all over his body, pinched Xin Baji's face and asked in a warm voice, "Hey, what's the matter with the elementary school students? Is the planet so [beep-] messed up? It's called Earth, but has it actually become a ball of shame?! Can it perish? Uncle, can I show what I can do?"

"Please calm down!" Xin Ba Haw, who felt bad, hurriedly persuaded: "It's just a relationship, but it's just for fun, children are just playing the house!"

As soon as the voice fell, Xin Baji's face was snatched away by a natural scroll that also had a special arrogance and anger.

"Hey, what's going on with the fun?"

Looking at Gintoki, who was full of special arrogance in front of him and his eyes widened, he was about to lose his rationality.

"Are you coming too?!"

"Are they going to wrap up "those things" in notebooks and throw them away after they've done everything they need to do? If they dare to do it, I'll put jet engines on their backpacks and launch them to the end of the galaxy, okay? ! Turn it into a backpack seat, right? ! "

"Calm down the two of you! I'm just making assumptions!" Xin Ba Haw removed Yin Shi's hand and argued, then pointed to Jiang Cheng, "You two are so excited! Let Jiang Chengsang calm down!"

"It's a big deal," Jiang Cheng said with his little finger poking out his ears, unmoved, and then turned around, "Leave this little matter to me."

"Hey? Jiang Chengsang, what are you going to do?"

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng held his umbrella in his hand, and replied without turning his head, "Of course I'm going to hunt down all the boyfriends (men) on this planet, so the problem becomes unlocked."

"Good way! As expected of my brother-in-law!" The owner of Xinghai Fang praised, then his expression changed and he took up his umbrella and followed Jiang Cheng, "Count me in too."

Yin Shi turned around to keep up and praised: "You can sometimes think of some good methods in your head, Jiang Cheng."

"In the end, are you the most dangerous one?!" Xin Baha collapsed, and then hurried forward to stop the three of them, "Calm down! Calm down! Do this kind of earth man annihilation incident. , I can't solve anything! And it's just an assumption! Assumption! If you care so much, why don't you just ask Kagura-chan?"

The three Jiang Cheng, who stopped, looked at each other, and then all wilted.

"You go." The master of Xinghaifang said with his hips on his shoulders and said to Yin Shi, who was beside him.

Yin Shi immediately retorted and accused: "Why did I go! Are you her biological father?"

The master of Xinghaifang clenched his fists and argued: "It's so noisy! Because I'm my father, I don't know how to deal with this time! You should be able to deal with it easily, right? Hurry up."

"Hey, you're too useless to say that, right?" Yin Shi spread his hands and complained, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, go, don't you always say that you are Kagura's future father? This bald guy just said that as long as you ask Kagura, he will agree with you. So you go."

"I don't remember that I agreed with it!" The owner of Xinghaifang directly frowned.

"You bastard! This kind of thing...you let me..." Jiang Cheng clenched his fist and couldn't bear to say anything, then glanced at Xin Baji next to him: "Hey, Xin Baji, you go. "

"Why did you throw it to me in the end?" Xinba groaned.

Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Don't talk too much, it's not convenient for us, who are already standing at the top of the adult's ladder, to point fingers at the young man who is still climbing up. This kind of task is suitable for you who haven't started to climb up. A primitive lifeform that is still crawling on the ground."

"Who is the Miba Protozoa!" Xin Baha retorted, then sighed and waved his hand: "I see, I'll go ask her."

"Ah! Wait...Wait a minute." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who had thought of something, stopped at the same time.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Still don't ask anything..." Yin Shi said with a tangled expression, clutching his hair.

"Yes... yes." Jiang Cheng also said.

"What the **** is going on!!"

……

It's night time.

"I'm so hungry, is dinner ready, Aru?"

Speaking ~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura has come to the living room, and exclaimed after seeing the red bean rice already placed on the table: "Wow! Red bean rice! What's wrong? Did something good happen? Lu?"

Jiang Cheng, who was stared at by Kagura's big eyes, was shocked for a moment, and then hurriedly threw the topic to the owner of Xinghai Fang: "Ah! Good thing! It seems that it is really coming, but this bald man said dinner It's time to announce!"

"Hey?! Me!" The owner of Xinghaifang was startled, and then asked Yin Shi, who was beside him with panic and cold sweat, "What's going on? Well, I just told you and I forgot, so what happened? Gintoki-kun?"

"Uh..." Yin Shi was also surprised, and then stammered, "That...boyfriend...boyfriend...your dad has curry spewing out of his crotch!"

"Is that a good thing, Aru?" Kagura looked at the master of Xinghai Fang expressionlessly with his hands on his hips.

"That... ah~" The owner of Xinghaifang touched his smooth and bright head and slapped haha, "Because I have just been a little constipated recently, I finally managed to get rid of it and wanted to celebrate. Ah ha ha ha..."