Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 704: : There are some things that no adult can easily ask!
"That...Xin Baji..."
It wasn't until Kagura disappeared at the top of the stairs that Gintoki, who came back to his senses, stared at the dead fish eyes with no motivation and asked no motivation: "What is the boyfriend? Is it this thing?"
Looking at the picture of a dead tree that Yin Shi held up, Xin Baji corrected: "No, this is a dead tree branch, it's a friend, a boyfriend."
"Oh, this is it."
Looking at the picture of the man Yinshi held up with his chest pierced by a barrel of dead branches, Xin Baji corrected again: "No, no, that's the death of my boyfriend, don't think about the tree, separate the person alone Come out."
"That's what it is."
Looking at the dead wood held up by Yinshi—the evolutionary diagram of Chris, Xin Baji complained loudly: "Why did it become the evolutionary diagram of Chris! Isn't this just the evolution from a dead branch to a dead branch? Well!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Jiang Cheng, who was banging his head against the wall, his eyes were dull, and he was still muttering to himself: "Dream, this is a dream...it's just a dream...wake up, it's just a dream ...It's just a dream...it must be yesterday's dream and I haven't woken up..."
The master of Xinghaifang on the other side is similar, kneeling on the ground, murmured in pain and disbelief: "How could this happen? I clearly said that I will reply next time, but I didn't expect it to be so fast, and even agreed to date !!"
Seeing the two people reacting like this, Xin Baji and Yinshi just squinted their eyes and remained expressionless.
"You bastard! How are you going to pay me?!" Xinghai Fangzhu stood up without any hesitation and pointed the tip of his umbrella at Yinshi, staring at his big bloodshot eyes, yelling with saliva He said: "If you look at Kagura carefully, things won't turn out like this!"
Jiang Cheng, who was persuaded by Xin Baji, gritted his teeth and looked at Yinshi: "Look at what you have done! My... niece's future daughter will become like this because of your ineffective supervision. ! How do you pay me? Can you die? Can you?!"
"Kagura-chan is my daughter and has nothing to do with you! After all, you, the uncle in name, are also responsible! Why don't you take good care of Kagura? Why do you want her to be fostered in this kind of guy's home? "
"Huh?! What qualifications do you have to say about me! Aren't you the same? There is a way to change it! You go to Yoshihara to be that ghost night king or something, and I will go to my sister! Is it okay? Is it okay? !”
Looking at Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng who started to quarrel again, Yinshi comforted him in a very indifferent tone: "Calm down, you two, I think it's probably just a joke, right? No matter who gets a boyfriend, it's their turn Not to that Kagura."
Xinghai Fangzhu quickly took over the words: "It makes sense, this must be just a bad joke or a bad nightmare."
Jiang Cheng also calmed down, nodded and began to analyze on his own: "Indeed, according to ordinary people's views, it is basically a fantasy for a girl like Kagura to have a boyfriend. "
"That's right~" Yinshi shrugged his shoulders, and then continued: "Who would fall in love with that kind of vulgar and unfeminine little girl who only eats and vomits? We must have been tricked." That's the daughter who inherited the negative genes of this bald man, so show some confidence."
Jiang Cheng said with a smile: "That's right, how can a product of inferior genes have a boyfriend? It must be a joke, and must want to test whether we care about her or not? Hahahaha, definitely This is the case, it must be the case. Ah ha ha ha..."
"That's right," Xinghai Fangzhu took the words with a smile, "How could the little tadpole who used to swim in my dirty vagina... who is the dirty daughter of Omaru!"
Yinshi, who was pulled up by the collar of Xinghai Fangzhu, said helplessly: "No, no one said that, I beg you, let your O pill-like head calm down first. Don't worry , that kind of thing won't happen."
At this time, Xin Baji said in a very relaxed tone: "It can't be so absolute."
"Huh?" The three of Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji at the same time.
Xin Bachi held up his index finger and continued in a normal tone: "I heard that it is not uncommon for elementary school students to fall in love recently. Kagura-chan looks young, but she is also fourteen years old, and She can be considered a beautiful girl in appearance, if you think about it comprehensively, it's not that there is something about it... ah!"
With his bloodshot eyes wide open and his whole body blazing with special arrogance, Xinghai Fangzhu squeezed Xin Baji's face, and asked in a voice without warmth: "Hey, what's the matter with the elementary school student? Is the planet already [beep——] messed up? Called the earth, has it actually become a ball of shame?! Can it be destroyed? Uncle, can I show my real skills?"
"Please calm down!" Feeling bad, Xin Baji hastened to persuade him: "It is said to be dating, but in fact it is just for fun, children are just playing house!"
As soon as the words fell, Xin Baji's face was snatched by a natural juan who also ignited a special arrogance and was furious.
"Hey, what's going on with Wanwan?"
When looking at Yin who was full of special arrogance in front of him, staring wide-eyed and about to lose his rationality, Xin Baji was in a bad mood.
"Are you coming too?!"
"Could it be that they plan to wrap up "those things" in a notebook and throw them away after they've done what they need to do? If they dare to do it, I'll put a jet engine on their backpack and launch them to the end of the galaxy, okay? ! It can be turned into a backpack seat, right? ! "
"Calm down, you two! I'm just making assumptions!" Xin Baji moved Yinshi's hand away to argue, and then pointed to Jiang Cheng who was aside, "You two are so excited! I also want to learn Let Jiang Chengsang calm down!"
"What a big deal." Jiang Cheng stuck his little finger out of his ear, unmoved, and then turned around directly, "Leave this trivial matter to me."
"Hey? Jiang Chengsang, what are you going to do?"
"What for?" Jiang Cheng held his umbrella in his hand and replied without turning his head: "Of course I went to hunt and kill all the boyfriends (men) on this planet, so the problem will be solved." Untied."
"Good idea! As expected of my brother-in-law!" Xinghaifang Master praised, then changed his expression and picked up his umbrella to keep up with Jiang Cheng, "Count me in too."
Yinshi turned around to follow and at the same time praised: "Your brain can occasionally think of some good ideas, Jiang Cheng."
"Are you the one who is the most dangerous in the end?!" Xin Baji broke down, and then rushed forward to stop the three of them, "Calm down! Calm down! Do this kind of event of the death of men on earth , Nothing can be solved! And it’s just a hypothesis! Assumption! If you care so much, why don’t you just ask Kagura-chan?”
Jiang Cheng and the three who stopped in their tracks looked at each other, and then they all withered.
"You go." Xinghaifang Master said to Yinshi who was beside him with his hips akimbo.
Yin Shi immediately retorted and accused: "Why did I go! You are her real father, right?"
Xinghai Fangzhu clenched his fists and argued hard: "It's so noisy! It's because I'm my own father that I don't know how to deal with this kind of situation! You should be able to deal with it easily, right? Hurry up."
"Hey, you're too useless for saying that, right?" Yin Shi spread his hands and complained, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, go, don't you always say that you are Kagura Mirai's father? This bald man just said that as long as you ask Kagura, he will agree with you. So you go."
"I don't remember that I have ever agreed with it!" Xinghai Fangzhu directly frowned.
"You bastard! This kind of thing... you let me..." Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and couldn't bear to speak, then glanced at Xin Baji at the side: "Hey, Xin Baji, you go. "
"Why did you throw it to me in the end?" Xin Baji complained.
Yinshi shrugged his shoulders and replied: "Stop rambling, it's inconvenient for us who are already at the top of the adult's ladder to point fingers at the young ones who are still climbing up, this kind of task is suitable for you who haven't started to climb up. A primitive life form that is still crawling on the ground."
"Who is Miba Protozoa!" Xin Baji retorted, then sighed and waved his hand: "I see, I'll ask her."
"Ah! Wait...wait a minute." Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who had thought of something, stopped at the same time.
"Huh? What's the matter?"
"Don't ask me anything..." Gintoki said with a tangled expression as he turned his face away and grabbed his hair.
"Yes... yes." Jiang Cheng also spoke.
"What the **** is going on!!"
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It's evening time.
"I'm so hungry, is dinner ready, Aru?"
Speaking~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura has come to the living room, and after seeing the red bean rice on the table, he exclaimed: "Wow! Red bean rice! What's wrong? Did something good happen?" Lu?"
Jiang Cheng, who was stared at by Kagura's big eyes, was startled for a moment, and then quickly threw the topic to the Xinghai Fangzhu: "Ah! Good thing! It seems that there is something coming, but this bald man said dinner It's time to announce!"
"Hey?! Me!" Xinghai Fangzhu was startled, and then asked Yinshi who was beside him in a panicked cold sweat, "What's going on? Hello? What's going on? My brain doesn't work as I get older I forgot about it just now, so what is going on? Yin Shi-kun?"
"Uh..." Yin Shi was also surprised, and then he stammered, "That...boyfriend...boyfriend... curry spewed out from your father's ass!"
"Is that a good thing, Aru?" Kagura looked at Master Xinghaibo with his hands on his hips expressionlessly.
"That... ah~" Xinghai Fangzhu touched his smooth and shiny head and laughed, "Because I just happened to be a little constipated recently, I finally got unblocked and want to celebrate. Hahahaha..."
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