Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 705: : The time limit for parents to protect their children… is a lifetime…
Yinshi hurriedly took over the conversation: "Maybe it would be better to replace the red bean rice with curry? Isn't it? Odo-san?"
"That's right, that's right!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly clasped his hands and nodded, "Sure enough, it would be more appropriate to switch to curry!"
Xinghai Fangzhu took the words: "Well, but the spray is too hard and there are bloodshots, this is also very good."
"I have no appetite." Saying that, Kagura turned around and walked towards the stairs.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!" Yinshi hurriedly stopped and admitted his mistake, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have said such things while eating."
"It was just a joke just now, it was a joke that Yinshi opened every day before dinner." Jiang Cheng said with a haha, and then looked at Yinshi, "In short, I have already apologized, so I forgive him Let's go."
"Yes, yes!" Yin Shi hurriedly nodded.
"Sit down quickly, it's rare that Xin Baji did this on purpose." Xinghai Fangzhu also persuaded.
"I'm starting—!"×5
Bang! !
One foot under the table kicked Xinghai Fangzhu hard.
"What are you doing?!" Jiang Cheng, who was eating red bean rice, gave Xinghai Fangzhu a hard look, and reminded in a low voice: "What are you eating? Ask me! Now take Get out of your original aura!"
"What does that mean?" Xinghai Fangzhu stared at Jiang Cheng viciously while pulling the red bean rice on the plate, and retorted in a low voice: "I am the real relative of Kagura in the current progress." Dad! It will be in the future!"
"Then take out your identity in the present continuous tense and give it to me! You eat wool!"
"Yes! Hurry up! Baldy!" Yin Shi also reminded in a low voice.
The master Xinghaifang, whose forehead suddenly burst into blue veins, stared wide-eyed and whispered in displeasure: "Don't use the word bald indiscriminately, do you think that white hair will not become bald? Then you are very wrong. Wrong. Don’t you know Grandpa Jam?”
(Grandpa Jam: The character in the animation "Anpanman", with Mediterranean-style white hair.)
"Aren't you the one with the hairstyle like Grandpa Jam?" Euntoki complained.
The master of Xinghaifang stared at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi with his veins bursting, and said in a low voice: "It's hard to have red bean rice to eat, do you two want to watch the opportunity slip away before your eyes?"
Yin Shi burst out with blue veins and replied in a low voice: "Huh? It's because you don't even have half a hair to celebrate, and since the hair follicles are all extinct, how can you slip away?"
"It's not extinct! It's just an intermission!"
"Are you so afraid of knowing the truth? Do you continue to be so afraid of your daughter becoming an adult?!"
Looking at Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu who were arguing quietly beside him, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then cleared his throat and said, "Ahem...that..."
Hearing the sound, Master Xinghaifang and Yinshi stopped what they were doing at the same time.
"What's the matter, Aru?" Kagura asked Jiang Cheng.
"Actually, that...boyfriend...boyfriend...boyfriend..."
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was working hard, Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu cheered him on in their hearts.
"His **** sprayed curry today." Jiang Cheng said with a smile on the side of Xinghai Fangzhu.
(Boyfriend has the same Japanese pronunciation as the third person pronoun.)
"Hey, are you still letting people eat, Aru?" Kagura asked expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.
"Can you be any more useless?!" Yinshi kicked Jiang Cheng vigorously with his foot under the table, and cursed softly at the same time.
"It's useless at all!" Xinghaifang Master also cursed softly.
"It's not your turn to talk about it!" Jiang Cheng refuted in a low voice while pawing at the red bean rice, "You two are asking! I'm not her real father when she's in progress now! By the way, I'll tell you You two are different, if it is someone Kagura really likes, I will definitely bless them and attend the wedding ceremony! I will definitely hold Kagura's hand and hand her over to the man I like!"
"You bastard! That's my job! I was the one who attended the wedding ceremony! I was the one who delivered Kagura to the groom with my own hands!"
"Shut up! You banquet pudding!" Jiang Chengbai cursed in a low voice.
"What is a banquet pudding? Is it a pudding for a wedding banquet? Is it a dessert?! Is it just the last dessert of the banquet?! Do you want to die? Do you really want to die?!"
"I'm sorry, but unlike you two guys, I really want to celebrate for Kagura." Jiang Cheng put all the remaining red bean rice on the plate into his mouth.
"Who is not talking about~" Yin Shi shrugged, "I want to have another bowl now."
"Are you kidding me! It's me who wants another bowl!!" Xinghai Fangzhu yelled with bursting veins.
"I'm sorry, it's my second bowl." Jiang Cheng said very easily, picking up the red bean rice that Xin Baji had just added.
However, Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu both stretched out their hands and pressed their heads into the plate immediately after.
Yin Shi: "I'm the one who wants another bowl!!"
Xinghai Fangzhu: "No, it's me!"
Jiang Cheng: "Both of you get out of here!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who were quarreling for some reason and rolling around on the floor for some reason, Kagura asked Shin Hachi who was beside him: "What are they doing? Those three idiots. "
"Well, Kagura..." Shin Hachi looked at Kagura, and easily asked what Jiang Cheng and the other three couldn't ask -
"——What you said just now, is it true that you said you got a boyfriend?"
Hearing the sound, the three of Jiang Cheng who were wrestling together stopped their movements at the same time and pricked up their ears.
"Actually, I don't know much about Aru either." Kagura said inarticulately while picking up the red bean rice.
"Huh?" Xin Baji was taken aback.
"Although I received the love letter, I still don't quite understand it. I don't know anything about love, but I can feel the seriousness and persistence revealed in the letter, so if it's just a date, I I think it's okay..."
Before Kagura finished speaking, the three hands clapped vigorously on the table.
Bang! !
"This is not okay! Kagura-chan!!"×3
Yinshi's eyes widened and he shouted with a ferocious expression: "It's the most rude thing to agree to a date out of sympathy and pity!"
Jiang Cheng stared at the big red eyes and took the words: "This kind of relationship will never lead to happiness! Right? Yinshi? Bald? You need to understand this kind of thing early!"
"That's right! It's better to break up earlier, right? Yin Shijun? Brother-in-law?"
"That's right," Yinshi nodded and said nothing, "Don't make decisions lightly on important matters in life, right? Jiang Cheng? Odo-san?"
"Hmm..." Kagura thought for a while with her chin propped up, and then replied: "But there are quite a few people who start to like this kind of thing after dating, and there are also people who marry with a child, Dad is like this, Alu. "
Speaking, Kagura thought of the time when Master Xinghaifang pinched his chin and said to himself with a deep face: "There are also loves that start from the bed."
After witnessing this memory, Yinshi and Jiang Cheng reached out and pushed Xinghai Fangzhu to the wall at the same time.
Yinshi gritted his teeth, and said bitterly: "The culprit is you! Bastard! What did you say to the child!!"
Jiang Cheng's expression couldn't be controlled anymore, he twitched half of his face and said, "You bastard, what did you do to sister Jiang Hua before you started dating? Hey, do you want to die? Really? Did I kill you?"
"You don't have the right to say that about me! Your arrest warrants are all over the universe! The killing orders of Olpaimon, Fulazi, and countless other planets are all posted on the It’s a place where the birds don’t shit!” Xinghai Fangzhu retorted with blank eyes, then looked at Kagura and continued: “Is there any more! I didn’t mean that sentence! Hey, god…”
"Anyway, I know I still have an appointment, so I'm going to sleep first."
Speaking, Kagura turned around and walked towards the attic stairs.
"Wait a minute, Kagura-chan." Xinghai Fangzhu lowered his head and shouted to stop Kagura.
"Huh?" Kagura stopped in his tracks, turned around and let out a doubtful sound.
Yin Shi lowered his head and continued: "If you're dating, you can go according to your own ideas."
Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But before that..."
"Can you get that boyfriend..." The master of Xinghaifang raised his head and took the words again.
"Do you know the Odosan who introduced you?"×3
…
Late at night, in a tavern in Kabukicho.
"Daddy, have another drink."×3
Looking at Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu who were already drunk, and Jiang Cheng who drank countless baijiu like water, Xin Baji hurriedly reminded: "The three of you drank too much Right? And Jiang Cheng-san, do you want to drink water directly? After all, I have to meet Kagura-chan’s boyfriend tomorrow, right?”
"Stop talking! What kind of boyfriend, bastard!" Xinghai Fangzhu raised his glass and yelled, "I won't admit that kind of guy with unknown background~IndoMTL.com~!"
"That's right, bastard, it's a hundred years too early for a yellow-haired girl to want to have an impure relationship with the opposite sex!"
"I will never agree with that kind of stinky brat!!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists, desperately controlling his expression, "No! Absolutely never agree! Sixteen...no...eighteen...no, Before the age of twenty... that's not right either! In short, absolutely not before the Kagura I think has grown up!"
Xin Baji complained silently: "That...isn't it too pitiful? By the way, how old do you think Kagura-chan must be to grow up?"
"No way! Shut up!" Jiang Cheng roared.
Yinshi held her face and complained: "I didn't know how to refuse at all, so I took the adult's elevator without permission, and I didn't think about who worked so hard to bring her up? Damn, bastard!"
"Hey!" Xinghai Fangzhu was instantly unhappy, pointing at himself with bursting veins and reminding: "This is my line, uncle, okay! When did you pull my daughter?"
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