Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 706: : No one knows how many steps the adult’s ladder has…

"Soda! It's me who pulls Kagura!" Jiang Chengbai agreed with his eyes, and then he mumbled unhappily with his cheeks propped up: "Although it's not cute at all, even if it's not cute at all! But...even if it's not cute...how can I fix it—!"

Xin Bazhu pushed his own body and complained: "Well, Jiang Chengsang, if there is a mirror, I really want you to see your expression now, the contrast is too great, look arrogant It's terrifying."

"You are the most unqualified to say this!" Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu shouted at Jiang Cheng drunkenly with white eyes at the same time.

Yin Shi waved his hand, curled his lips, and reprimanded: "It's obviously the only relative of Kagura on earth, but you don't care to throw Kagura in that unreliable place. What kind of uncle? Hurry up and die! Scumbag!"

Xin Baji twitched and reminded: "That, Yinsang, that unreliable place is your home, and that unreliable person is yourself."

"Ha?! What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng was instantly unhappy, and looked at Yin Shi with white eyes and gritted teeth, "Do you mean that I want to save trouble? You mean that I deliberately threw Kagura into the Did you go there?! Although it does mean that, but not—! Not at all!"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi turned his head to look at the owner of Xinghai Fang, and scolded: "And you scum who gave up raising her daughter and hair follicles, why are you acting like a father now! With this Let's die together, scum! Quickly die!"

"I didn't give up!" The owner of Xinghai Fang retorted loudly, "I just respect the autonomy of my daughters and hair follicles! Let them freely choose to study abroad!"

Yin Shi: "They have already taken root abroad! They will never go back to China!"

"Get out of the way! Baldy!" Jiang Cheng, who stretched out his hand to pull the owner of Xinghaifang away, spat, "Hey, Yinshi, you bastard..."

The owner of Xinghaifang interrupted Jiang Cheng angrily: "Who is bald? Everyone said that he will come back! He will turn blonde and come back! Daughter and hair follicles will come back!"

Looking at the three people who were getting louder and fiercer and were about to fight again, Xin Baha hurriedly stretched out his hand to persuade: "Ah, really, it's time for the three of you to stop, right? I understand that you are all worried. Kagura-chan, but no one's daughter will have such a day sooner or later."

Jiang Cheng's three people's commotion stopped.

Shinbaha continued in a gentle tone: "If even Kagura-chan agrees, her boyfriend must be a good guy, but we who should have welcomed him are like this, making Kagura-chan a lot of trouble. Ah. Although it will be a little lonely, but we must be more like adults, then I will go first, you three will entertain people tomorrow."

After saying that, Shin Baha got up and took a last look at the three of them, then turned around and walked towards the door of the tavern.

After Xin Ba Haw left for a while, the owner of Xinghai Fang, who had been silent for a long time, lowered his head and looked at the wine glass in his hand and expressed a little emotion.

"Sir... Indeed, it's just a boyfriend, and we don't have the demeanor of adults. I know it clearly in my heart. Since she was a child, I don't know much about watching her grow every day. I'm happy. Watching her learn to stand up, learn to walk, and watch her slowly learn to speak, I'm both happy and worried, I don't know when it started... After the child grows up, I can't simply Feeling happy. There is always a sense of loss before being happy.”

"That's right..." Jiang Cheng was lying on the table, shaking the wine glass in front of him gently, with a gentle expression: "Kagura is the only one who can call my little uncle or something, although he is not at all. It's cute, but I always feel very happy when I hear her calling my little uncle. I also start to fear that I will never see that lively and innocent figure again, and I will never hear pocket money again. When I was there, the voice was always sweet little uncle or something. I thought it would be fine as long as I stayed behind my back, but occasionally I jumped up and called my little uncle or something, really... I'm an idiot."

"Yes." Yin Shi took the words with some emotion, propped up his cheeks and said to himself: "I thought it was the mission of adults to stand in front of the children and protect them from the wind and rain, but I don't know why. Feeling overtaken by them, smiling and watching them run farther is what adults should do. Alas - obviously I can still run."

The master of Xinghaifang hummed softly and said with some relief: "That's it, we are all the same, and we are still stinking."

"Growing up... it's not enough." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table, sighed softly while turning the wine glass, and then picked up the wine glass and slowly raised it.

"Are we going to climb too?" Gintoki raised his glass slowly, "Sir's stairs..."

Then, the three men poured the last glass of wine into their mouths at the same time...

……

The next morning, Shin Bahau muttered to himself a little worriedly as he climbed the stairs.

"Are the three of you okay? Although they looked like yesterday, they'll be more mature now that they agreed to it, right? Should they be all right?"

Speaking, Xin Ba Ha, who had come to the door of the Master's House, stretched out his hand to open the sliding door, but at this moment, three heads slammed into the sliding door and came out.

“Welcome!!”×3

"Yeah-!!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who suddenly got out, Xin Ba Haw, who was frightened, screamed and fell to the ground.

"Welcome to the Sakata home—!" ×3

Looking at the three people with blood all over their faces, bloodshot eyes wide with savage expressions, grinning, and facial muscles almost convulsing, Xin Ba Ha... fell silent.

"What, it turned out to be Xin Ba Ha." Yin Shi's voice was hoarse.

"What are you three doing!" Xin Ba Hao, who had recovered, stood up and shouted angrily, "Scared people to death!"

The owner of Xinghaifang apologized and explained: "Sorry, sorry, because my boyfriend is coming, so I have been waiting at the entrance since last night, and I accidentally released the momentum."

"Since yesterday?!" Shin Baha's whole body is not well.

"In order to greet our boyfriend with a smile, the three of us practiced how to laugh all night, how to laugh well, what exactly is a smile? How do you write the word "smile?" cycle."

Gintoki's facial muscles were still twitching when he said this.

Jiang Cheng said in a hoarse voice: "In the end, we chose such a friendly and kind smile, and we have maintained it to this day. How is it? Is it very kind and can feel good? Will not embarrass Kagura? No? Yes!"

"Be kind to you!"

Xinghai Fangzhu then asked: "How is it? Are we laughing? Are we really laughing?"

"You guys are laughing, but others won't be able to laugh!"

Ginshi went on to say, "Don't worry, we have adjusted the adults' mentality today, and won't let Kagura be ashamed."

"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng echoed the words.

"No, no, no! Where can you find adults with such a smile! It's good for you to figure it out, but it's too much! Just smile more naturally!"

Click——

The door was opened by Xin Ba Haw, and Xin Ba Haw, who walked in slowly, looked at Jiang Cheng and the three in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The owner of Xinghaifang looked down at Xin Baji and then said, "I know, Xin Baji. An overly exaggerated reception will make your boyfriend feel stressed. It doesn't matter, we are adults today."

"But the big adults dressed too casually and went to see the guests." Yin Shi took the words and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu who were on the side.

Jiang Cheng took over the words: "So after our careful thinking, especially the need to show our side as adults, we agreed that..."

"Formal clothing is a must!" The three said at the same time.

At this time, looking up at the three "adults" who were wearing formal clothes in front of them, their heads had reached the ceiling and they were struggling to turn around, Xin Ba Ha finally complained.

"I've really become a big adult! What do you want to become such a big adult?! So that's what it means to be an adult?!"

"Huh?"

The Master of Xinghai Fang looked at Xin Ba Haw suspiciously.

"What?"

Ginshi also had a puzzled look on his face.

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Cheng's face was confused.

"What size! No matter where you look, it's not right! This kind of oppression is not covered! Others will be overwhelmed!"

"Is it your illusion?" Yin Shi didn't care, his voice was calm, "The head-to-body ratio of this work is originally like this."

"Do you think we are football teenagers?!"

Sitting on the sofa, Yin Shi naturally picked up a "Natural Divinity News" newspaper and flipped through it. At the same time, he replied in a relaxed tone: "Calm down, Xin Ba Ha, no. Naturally, it's just you. We'll be in charge of entertaining the guests. Just wait with your legs crossed."

Xin Baji pointed at Yin Shi and complained wildly: "No! No matter how unnatural you think, it's you! Your body is too huge!"

"Ah? Isn't this nature newspaper from yesterday? Why didn't you throw it away?"

"By the way, what news are you watching! If others see it, they will think that our family is very complicated! They will think that our family is super troublesome! Stop reading!!"

As soon as the voice of Xin Bachi fell~IndoMTL.com~ the floor suddenly shook.

Jiang Cheng walked over slowly with a plate full of strange and unknown creatures: "The refreshments for the guests are also ready. I hope that child can be as grateful for the gift of nature as we are. Okay? Silver time?"

Yin Shi replied casually, "Ah, that's alright, but I don't know if the child likes sweets or not. It's better to prepare another one."

Looking at the rag dolls on the plate, whose expressions are full of horror and are still exuding a dark atmosphere, and all kinds of green worms, Xin Baji's whole person is even worse: "You can grow up! Jiang Chengsang What do you think of as refreshment! What's up with such a horrible refreshment! Put it away! Put it away for me!"

The owner of Xinghaifang, who was kneeling in front of a gloomy altar with a Buddhist bead, closed his eyes and muttered something in his mouth: "My son, God of Nature, Kagura-chan will bring her boyfriend back, and new believers will increase. That's it."