Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 706: : No one knows how many steps there are in the adult ladder…

"Souda! I'm the one pulling Kagura!" Jiang Chengbai agreed with his eyes, and then propped his cheeks and muttered unhappily: "Although it's not cute at all, it's fine even though it's not cute at all! But... even if it's not cute... how can it be repaired——!"

Xin Baji pushed his own body and complained: "Well, Jiang Chengsang, if there is a mirror, I really want you to see your expression now, the contrast is too great, be arrogant It's terrible."

"You are the least qualified to say this!" Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu yelled drunkenly at Jiang Cheng with blank eyes at the same time.

Yintoki waved his hand, curled his mouth in a drunken way, and reprimanded him: "Of course you are Kagura's only relative on earth, but you don't care about throwing Kagura in such an unreliable place. What kind of little uncle? Hurry up and die! Scum!"

Xin Baji twitched the corner of his mouth and reminded: "Well, Yinsang, that unreliable place is your home, and that unreliable person is yourself."

"Huh?! What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng was instantly unhappy, and looked at Yinshi with white eyes and gritted teeth, "Do you mean that I want to save trouble? You mean that I threw Kagura on purpose Did you go there?! Although it does mean that, but it’s not——! Not at all!”

Yinshi, who ignored Jiang Cheng, turned his head to look at the owner of Xinghaifang, and scolded: "And you, a scum who gave up raising his daughter and hair follicles, why are you putting on airs like a father now! With this Let the scum go to die together! Go to die quickly!"

"I didn't give up!" Xinghai Fangzhu retorted loudly, "I just respect the autonomy of my daughters and hair follicles! Let them freely choose to study abroad!"

Yin Shi: "They have completely taken root abroad! They will never go back to China!"

"Get out of the way! Baldy!" Jiang Cheng, who stretched out his hand to pull Xinghai Fangzhu away, spat, "Hey, Yinshi, you bastard..."

The master of Xinghaifang interrupted Jiang Cheng angrily: "Who are you talking about bald? They said they will come back! They will turn into blond hair and come back! Both the daughter and the hair follicles will come back!"

Seeing the three people who were getting louder and fiercer and about to fight again, Xin Baji hurriedly stretched out his hand to persuade him: "Ah, really, it's time for the three of you to stop, right? I understand that you are all worried Kagura-chan, but every daughter will have such a day sooner or later."

The tumult of Jiang Cheng and the three stopped.

Xinbachi continued in a calm tone: "If even Kagura-chan agrees, her boyfriend must be a good guy, but we, who should welcome him, are acting like this, which makes Kagura-chan feel embarrassed Ah. Although it will be a little lonely, we must be more like adults, then I will go first, and you three will entertain people well tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, Xin Baji got up and took a last look at the three of them, then turned around and walked towards the door of the tavern.

After Xin Baji left for a while, the owner of Xinghaifang, who had been silent all the time, looked down at the wine glass in his hand and expressed some emotion.

"My lord...it's true, we just made a boyfriend, and we are too unmanned. I know it clearly in my heart. Since she was a child, I don't know how much I have watched her grow up every day." Happy. Watching her learn to stand up, learn to walk, and watch her slowly learn to speak, I am both happy and worried. I don’t know when it started... After the child grows up, I can’t simply I feel joy. Before being happy, there will always be a moment of loss."

"That's right..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table, gently shaking the wine glass in front of him, with a gentle expression on his face: "Kagura is the only one who can call me little uncle, even though he doesn't like it at all." It’s just cute, but I always feel happy when I hear her call my little uncle. I also start to worry that I don’t know when I will never see that lively and innocent figure again, and I will never hear pocket money again. That voice is always very sweet little uncle or something. Originally, I thought it would be fine as long as I stayed behind me all the time, but now and then I would bounce up and call out something like little uncle. I’m really... idiot.”

"Yes." Yinshi took the words with some emotion, propped up his cheeks and continued to himself: "I thought it was the duty of an adult to stand in front of the children and shelter them from the wind and rain, but I didn't know Feeling overtaken by them, watching them run further with a smile is what adults should do. Alas——Obviously I can still run.”

Xinghai Fangzhu snorted softly, and said with some relief: "That's it, we are all the same, and we are all still young."

"Growth... is not enough." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table, sighed softly while turning the small wine glass, then picked up the wine glass and slowly raised it.

"Are we going to climb too?" Yinshi slowly raised his wine glass, "The ladder of adults..."

Afterwards, the three men simultaneously poured the last glass of wine into their mouths...

…

The next morning, Xin Baji was talking to himself worriedly while going up the stairs.

"Are those three people okay? Although they looked like yesterday, but since they promised, they will be more mature, right? They should be all right?"

Speaking, Xin Baji, who had already arrived at the door of Wanshiwu, stretched out his hand to open the sliding door, but at this moment, three heads smashed through the sliding door and poked out.

"Welcome!!"×3

"Yeah!!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the other three who came out suddenly, Xin Baji who was frightened sat down on the ground with a scream.

"Welcome to Sakata's house——!"×3

Looking at the three people whose faces were covered in blood, grinning, and their facial muscles were almost convulsed, Xin Baji... fell silent.

"What, it's Xinbaji." Yinshi's voice was hoarse.

"What are you three doing!" Xin Baji, who came back to his senses, stood up and shouted angrily, "Scared me to death!"

Xinghai Fangzhu apologized and explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, because my boyfriend is coming, so I have been waiting at the entrance since last night, and I accidentally released my aura."

"Since yesterday?!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood.

"In order to be able to greet our boyfriend with a smile, the three of us practiced all night how to smile, how to smile, what exactly is a smile? How do you write the word "smile?" Loop."

When he said this, Yinshi's facial muscles were still twitching.

Jiang Cheng said hoarsely: "In the end, we chose such a friendly and kind smile, and we have kept it until now. How is it? Is it very kind and can feel good? You won't embarrass Kagura, right? No Yes!"

"I'm so kind to you!"

Xinghai Fangzhu then asked: "How is it? Are we laughing? Are we really laughing?"

"You are indeed laughing, but others will not be able to laugh!"

Yintoki continued: "Don't worry, we have adjusted the mentality of adults today, and we won't shame Kagura."

"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng took the words and echoed.

"No, no, no! How can there be an adult with such a smile! It's good that you figured it out, but this is too much! You have to smile more naturally!"

Click——

The door was opened by Xin Baji, and Xin Baji, who walked in slowly, looked at Jiang Cheng and the three in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Xinghai Fangzhu looked down at Xin Baji and said: "I know, Xin Baji-kun. The exaggerated reception will make the boyfriend feel pressured. It's okay, we are adults today."

"But my lord is too casually dressed to meet guests." Yinshi took the words and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu who were beside him.

Jiang Cheng took the words: "So after our careful thinking, especially the need to show our side as big adults, we agreed..."

"Formal clothes are a must!" The three said at the same time.

At this moment, looking up at the three "adults" in formal attire, whose heads had reached the ceiling and were struggling to turn around, Xin Baji finally complained.

"I really became a big adult! What do you want to do when you become such a big adult?! Is this what you mean by becoming an adult?!"

"Huh?"

Xinghai Fangzhu looked at Xin Baji suspiciously.

"What?"

Yin Shi also showed doubts on his face.

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Cheng looked puzzled.

"What size! No matter where you look at it, it's not right! This sense of oppression is not covered! Others will be oppressed and breathless!"

"Is it your illusion?" Yinshi didn't care, and his voice was calm, "The head-to-body ratio of this work is always like this."

"Do you think we are Captain Tsubasa?!"

Sitting down on the sofa, Yinshi naturally picked up a newspaper "Naturalism News" and flipped through it, and at the same time replied in a relaxed tone: "Calm down, Xin Baji, no Naturally, it is only you. We will be responsible for entertaining the guests. Just wait with your legs crossed."

Xin Baji pointed at Yinshi and complained wildly: "No! No matter how you think it is unnatural, you are the one! Your body is too huge!"

"Huh? Isn't this nature newspaper yesterday? Why didn't you throw it away?"

"By the way, what news are you watching! If others see it, they will think our family is very complicated! They will think our family is very troublesome! Don't read it!!"

As soon as Xin Baji's voice fell~IndoMTL.com~The floor suddenly vibrated.

Jiang Cheng walked over slowly with a plate full of strange and unknown creatures: "The refreshments for the guests are also ready, I hope that child can also thank the nature **** for the gift like us. This way it should be Is it okay? Silver time?"

Yinshi replied casually: "Ah, it's ok, but I don't know if that child likes sweets, it's better to prepare another one."

Looking at the terrified-faced rag dolls and all kinds of caterpillars on the plate, which were full of blood and horrified, Xin Baji was even worse: "You can grow up! Jiang Chengsang What did you take as a refreshment! What is going on with such a horrible refreshment! Put it away! Put it away for me!"

Kneeling in front of a gloomy altar with a Buddhist bead, Master Xinghaifang closed his eyes and murmured: "Fucking child, God of nature, Kagura-chan is going to bring her boyfriend back, and new believers will be added again." It's over."

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