Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 707: : An adult means someone who is great in every way!
Turn around to see Xin Ba Hao in this scene, and the whole person is even worse: "Hey! What kind of terrible altar are you building in someone else's house! By the way... is it Mrs. Jiang Hua?! You **** What are you thinking?"
"Long time no see, Xin Baha." On the altar, Jiang Hua in the tablet computer gently spit out a cigarette and said with a smile, "Don't be surprised, he also talked to me like this when he was at home." /
"Is it an iPad?!" Xinba groaned, and then hurriedly greeted with a smile, "Oh, long time no see, Mrs. Jiang Hua. Needless to say about the family status of Sang, the owner of Xinghaifang, etc. Now, everyone knows it! Everyone in front of the screen also knows it!"
Yin Shi shook his shoulders: "Anyway, wouldn't it be good to use this feeling to welcome him?"
"It's too deliberate, but it feels super unnatural!" Looking at the three "adults" in front of him, Shinbaha clenched his fists and retorted a little excitedly, "This way, let's not talk about Kagura-chan's boyfriend. , her friends are going to run away!"
"Hey - I brought my boyfriend back to Aru."
At this time, a shout like Kagura came from outside the door.
Hearing the sound, Xin Baha hurriedly picked up the messy refreshments on the table and the altar that exuded a strange smell.
"I have to get this sorted out soon! Madam, I'm sorry! And the three of you don't have to do anything extra, just sit and laugh where you are! No problem!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the three sat down in front of the sofa at the same time.
"Hey, do you remember our promise?" Yin Shi asked with his head lowered.
"Ah." The owner of Xinghaifang and Jiang Cheng nodded at the same time.
"If anyone goes berserk, other people must stop him. As Kagura's guardian and Kagura's father, he must play a good adult who will never let Kagura be ashamed."
Jiang Cheng, who was sitting alone on a sofa, nodded and replied, "Don't worry, there are only three of us this time. We must know that the triangle is the strongest, and there will never be any major problems. And the most important thing is that now Sister Jiang Hua is also here and can definitely stop us."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng glanced at the tablet computer on the side and asked with a smile, "Right? Sister Jiang Hua?"
Jiang Hua on the other side of the screen just smiled and said nothing.
The master of Xinghaifang cleared his throat, closed his eyes and said slowly: "But don't underestimate me too much, I will definitely say what I need to say, if I have a pure relationship like a young girl, I will definitely convey my love for it. Their support. It's okay, just from the back, the other party is just an ordinary kid. If a big (excellent) adult speaks from the bottom of his heart, he will definitely understand. After all, we have become such a big (excellent) adult. He Must have never seen such a big (excellent) adult."
At the same time as the voice of the master of Xinghaifang fell, the sliding door between the entrance and the living room was also pulled open.
Looking at Kagura who walked in alone and closed the door, Ginshi wondered, "Kagura, what's wrong? Where is your boyfriend?"
"You say you can't get into this room." Kagura replied.
"Huh? What does he care about?" Said, Yin Shi waved his hand, "Okay, let him in quickly."
"It's said that he can't get in, Aru."
"I really can't help it~ Are you afraid?" Yin Shi shook his head helplessly, and then shouted in the direction of the entrance: "Hey! Boyfriend! You can come in! There is nothing to be afraid of!"
Jiang Cheng, who didn't hear any movement outside, shook his head with his hands spread out, and his face also showed a bit of relief: "Yalieyalie~ in the end, he's just a shy boy."
"That's also something I can't do." Xinghaifang's face also showed a bit of relief, closed his eyes and said with a little "helpless" tone: "After all, the three are so big (excellent) When all the adults get together, anyone who sees them will be afraid. After all, the other party is just a child, just an older child.”
But just after Xinghai Fangzhu finished speaking, the ceiling above everyone's heads suddenly made a bang, and at the same time, a huge foot stepped in and smashed the low table in front of the sofa.
The three Jiang Cheng, whose faces sank at the same time, were stunned when they looked at the foot that was bigger than the sofa in front of them. Then they raised their heads and looked up at the same time. After the legendary boyfriend who looked like a giant, he opened his eyes wide and exclaimed.
"Nima is really a big kid!!"×3
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"Introduction." Kagura, who was standing beside the "giant" wearing only thatched shorts, introduced to the three people, a mirror, and a pad in front of him: "This is my boyfriend, Little Big Aru from Giant Star."
"Hey? Wait...hey-!" Xin Baha, who was temporarily serving as an iPad stand, came to his senses, and then pointed to the giant in front of him with trembling hands, "Kagura, the giant is...hey-!"
"Hey, what's going on?" Yin Shi pointed at the giant in front of him with black lines, and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu, "It's different from what we said!"
"Cold... Calm down, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and pretended to be calm and replied, "That, ah, that must be growing up or something? Isn't that the case with children? We haven't seen each other for three days before we meet again. I feel like I've grown up. Anyway, just calm down, we are adults, we are adults!"
"No, this is obviously wrong! It's obviously a genetic mutation! It's not the same person you remember!"
The owner of Xinghaifang asked Xiang Kagura: "Kagura-chan, where is the child who sent you a letter?"
Kagura replied, "Ah, that's just a friend who wrote a love letter for Xiao Da, Aru. Xiao Da couldn't write a letter because she was too big, and she was too shy to write it to me personally."
Shinba-ha raised his head, twitching the corners of his eyes and said, "No... Anyway, Kagura-chan, you still have such a big friend,"
"Yes, it was introduced by Cheng Yejiang."
"Hey? Her Royal Highness?"
"In fact, don't look at Xiao Da's appearance, he is the prince of Giant Star, Alu, but because he is too big, he has no place to play and no one to play with him, so he is very idle... We just played together. A happy Aru (hit a happy one). After that, it became very close."
While Kagura explained this, several giants wearing only grass skirts surrounded the House of Masters.
【What are you talking about closeness, this is preparing to invade the earth! ! ]×3 (Jiangcheng, Bald, Yinshi)
"Hee hee hee," Kagura rubbed his nose to reveal a little pride, "Amazing, right? It's like Aru, the son-in-law of the golden turtle! Right? Mom?"
Jiang Hua on the pad narrowed his eyes and smiled softly. As for why he smiled and didn't say a word, it might just be because he considered the seiyuu.
[No, the son-in-law of the golden turtle is indeed the son-in-law of the golden turtle...] Yin Shi complained silently in his heart, and then looked at the mosaic under the little hula skirt, [but this "tortoise" is too huge! It is even more difficult than riding the Gangdamu! ]
"Okay Xiaoda, don't be nervous, sit down first." Kagura said to Xiaoda beside him.
Hearing the sound, Xiao Da lowered his head and sat down.
Boom! !
The roof of the House of Masters was devastated.
Looking at Xiao Da, who reluctantly got in and squatted down in front of him, Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth, and his pupils looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu, who were dark-faced, and said: [Is this a boyfriend? Is this the boyfriend? What's up with the boyfriend. How did you write the words "boyfriend"? ! ]
【I don't know! After all, a boyfriend is not that kind of...that...this...um...] Jiang Cheng, who couldn't find the answer, finally twitched half of his face and looked at the master of Xinghaifang, [So what the **** is a boyfriend! Hello! tell me! Tell me you are! ! ]
【You two calm down! Just a slightly taller boyfriend! How can a father be underestimated by his boyfriend! ]
The master of Xinghaifang conveyed the message to the two of them to calm down with his eyes, and then cleared his throat, pretending to be calm: "So that's the case, you are Kagura-chan's boyfriend, Kagura has always been Thank you for taking care of me, I am her father."
Speaking, the master of Xinghaifang bowed to Xiaoda with his hands against the seam of his trousers.
Yin Shi thought in his heart: [As expected of the master of Xinghai Fang of the Milky Way, he showed his father's majesty without being timid in front of his big boyfriend! ]
【Silver time, don't stand still, it's our turn! 】Jiang Cheng gestured with his eyes, then put his hand up and cleared his throat, "cough, I..."
Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he knelt down and salutes the small head of the master of Xinghaifang... No, the head hammer smashed the master of Xinghaifang into the floor.
Boom! !
Seeing that the body was smashed into the floor~IndoMTL.com~ The owner of Xinghaifang, who only had a shiny head left on the ground, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were both in bad shape, and their eyes were wide open. His mouth was half open and he looked terrified.
【Oh...oh...oh Dosan—! ! 】×2
"Xinghaifang Master Sang!!" Xin Baha shouted and ran forward, "Xinghaifang Master Sang has turned into a meat pie! Only a **** gold is left!"
【No, that's not Jin's mother, it's the head! 】 Yin Shi complained, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was discussing the wedding date with the tablet computer, 【By the way, can you see the atmosphere? Is now the time to take advantage of the fire and chase the widow? ! Is your sister control attribute so deep? ! And Madam, you are too calm! Whether it's Kagura's boyfriend or your husband's only thing left with a **** golden head, it's too calm! ! ]
At this moment, Xiao Da, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, rubbed his head and apologized in a frivolous tone that didn't feel the slightest apology: "Ah, private Marseille. Oops, I've done too much. , I, I haven't been on Earth for a long time. To be honest, I don't understand anything about greetings and bows. Besides, I hate these etiquettes the most. It's Kagura's dad, that's my best friend, ah! Why don't you leave me an email address?"