Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 708: : Triangles are stable…1 in general.

"Well, then I'll leave it for a while."

The deep voice of the master of Xinghaifang came from under the head like a **** on the floor, and then the body rushed out from the floor in an instant.

"Give you an address to hell!!" At the same time as he shouted, the clenched fist in Xinghaifang's hand instantly smashed into Yinshi's face and smashed him to the ground.

Silver, whose cheeks were swollen and still bleeding, got up with blue veins and white eyes and gritted his teeth and roared, "Why me! Neither my daughter's boyfriend nor the guy who is hooking up with your wife is me! !”

"Cold...calm! Be mature! Say you want to be mature!"

"You need to calm down!!"

Looking at the rude little guy who was still chewing gum in his mouth, the owner of Xinghaifang shook Yin Shi's shoulder and said, "I feel like he is quite defiant, this must be my illusion, right? It's just because he's a giant that he feels big, right? All the young men nowadays are like that, right? Right? Right!!"

Yin Shi impatiently broke free from the hands of the master of Xinghai Fang and replied: "If you are so preoccupied with what the child says, there will be no end. Let me come here."

Speaking, Gintoki looked at Xiaoda in front of him, pretending to be calm and continued: "No... That's right, Earth culture is really annoying, we just want to see Kagura-chan's friends. Well, everyone, take it easy, do you want some tea?"

"No, I'm still chewing bubble gum."

"That's right, then there are refreshments and something."

"I really don't need to, I'm not used to the food of the earth."

Listening to Xiao Da's extremely impatient tone, Yin Shi still endured and replied, "Ah, that's it."

【Don't let me go down the steps at all, are you underestimating us? 】 Yin Shi thought with anger in his heart, and then asked again: "What do you usually eat? It must be difficult to have such a big body, right?"

Xiaoda, who put the sunglasses from his crotch and put it on his face, replied without hesitation: "hip-hop."

【No, what's the matter with eating hip-hop! ]

"The only thing on earth that can touch my skin is hiphop and reggae, which are songs that sing our souls, checkitout!"

At this time, Kagura interjected at the right time and explained: "It is said that the people on the small and big planets are all B-boys."

Looking at Xiaoda, who drew the capital letter B with his hands, Yin Shi complained in his heart: [I think you are just ordinary Bigboys! ]

"No matter what the culture here is, it's either too old or too rustic."

【A guy dressed like a primitive is not qualified to say that! ]

"To be honest, I was really scared to come to my girlfriend's house."

"Hey? Why?" Yin Shi was puzzled.

"This kind of thing is of course my sincerity is the most important thing, but it turns out that I have to come to visit. In my opinion, it is too old-fashioned, and the earth is really backward."

Listening to the disdainful tone in Xiao Da's words, Yin Shi's forehead instantly burst into blue veins, but even so, he replied politely: "Ah? Really? That may be because we, the fans of the authorities, don't feel good about it. Get behind. Just wondering what kind of friends your daughter has made, isn't it normal? Right? Kagura?"

"What, I was very concerned about it just now, not a friend, but a boyfriend."

"Ah, sorry, sorry, boyfriend? I'm sorry, there's no such word on Earth. Right? Kagura?"

Xiao Da interrupted Yin Shi's words, and asked with a strange look: "Then what I said directly, who are you from Kagura? I don't want Kagura's name to be used by unrelated people. Call her whatever you want, because she's my woman."

Hearing the sound, the blue veins on Yin Shi's face burst out, and his eyes were opened to the maximum and bloodshot in an instant, clenching his teeth and staring at Xiao Da in front of him.

Kagura raised an index finger and pouted his mouth to remind: "Xiao Da, didn't you say it before, Aru? Gin-chan is equivalent to my father on earth... um... brother? It's not right, anyway, just Treat it like pubic lice, Aru."

【So I ended up degenerating into pubic lice? ! ]

"By the way, you've already dated me, so why are you still living with your ex-boyfriend? I won't allow you to be disconnected." After speaking, Xiao Da leaned down, looked at Yin Shi, and reminded kindly, "If you dare to move My woman, be careful I destroy the earth. Let me put the words here first, if I dare to provoke us, I can make the earth go to **** in seconds. As long as I say a word, the people of the whole galaxy will come here.”

"It's exactly what I want! I'm waiting for your attack at any time! Giant bastards!!" Yin Shi shouted unbearably, and then punched Jiang Cheng, who was still chatting with the pad. , "Really?! Captain Levi——! It can be done! It can be done!!"

"Wow!" Jiang Cheng, who was beaten to the ground, got up, covered his swollen cheeks that were still bleeding, and cursed angrily with blue veins and white eyes: "Why, you bastard! By the way, why is it me!!"

"Calm down! You're an adult too! Isn't the triangle you said the most stable?! Then your edge will also give me a starting point! What have you been doing since the beginning?! In this case What the **** are you thinking about a seductive wife!"

"You should calm down! Also, Sister Jiang Hua, she is not a wife in my mind, but a holy place forever..."

"Shut up for me!!" Yin Shi roared angrily, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulder and shook it vigorously, "It's my illusion! There is a stupid boy who keeps saying that he wants to destroy the earth. Only your sister control complex, right? Right? Right!!"

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng removed Yin Shi's hand with some disgust, then raised his head, cleared his throat and pretended to be calm: "Cough, Xiao Da, right? What I just said In fact, I'm listening. In fact, the two of them are not the kind of relationship you think. Kagura is just living here and working here."

"Really or not? In such a crappy place? Impossible?"

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi gritted his teeth again, his fists were clenched, and his face showed a very kind expression.

And Xin Ba Hao, who felt that the situation was not good, hurried forward and grabbed Yin Shi from behind and persuaded: "Calm down! Yin Sang!"

"For the first time, I am Kagura's uncle and Kagura's future father, and I also live on Earth. Originally, Kagura should be taken care of by me, but because my work place is not suitable for Kagura's age Because of the little girl, I entrusted her to this Yin Shi, but don't look at this Yin Shi-kun who looks sloppy and unreliable, but he is also very good in terms of being a person, so please rest assured."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's very pertinent comments, both Xin Ba Haw and Yin Shi showed disbelief at the same time.

Kagura curled the corners of his mouth in disdain: "Che, it's just a disgusting sister-in-law who finds it troublesome to squat at home."

"Yeah! I'm just a squatter at home!" Jiang Cheng's fist smashed hard at the owner of Xinghaifang beside him.

The owner of Xinghaifang, who was beaten to the ground, covered his bleeding cheeks and said angrily with blue veins and white eyes: "Hey! What are you doing! Are you angry just now?! There was something wrong with that sentence just now. Are you angry?! Why is it me!!"

"Sorry, sorry, when I mentioned sister control, I felt that I needed to kill you." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and smiled, then smiled and raised an index finger, "And aren't we a triangle? Not a fixed one. Triangle? Anyway, one day I will kill you and grab Sister Jiang Hua. Don't worry about it."

"You're talking about that triangle?! I, Jiang Hua, and you are not in a love triangle relationship, bastard!"

"Well, stop for a moment. It doesn't matter who the father is." Xiaoda waved his hand impatiently, and then pointed his thumb to himself, "Anyway, I'm going to finish my work and go back to my hometown soon. , and prepare to bring Kagura back.”

Hearing the sound, the expressions of Jiang Cheng and the others became somewhat uncontrollable at the same time.

"Hey, Xiaoda, what's going on Aru?" Kagura asked Xiaoda with his hands on his hips.

"It's so noisy! Shut up!" Xiao Da reprimanded impatiently with a frown, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the others in front of him again, "I'm not kidding around. The mentality of communicating with Kagura is based on the premise of marriage.”

Hearing the sound, everyone in the triangle received heavy fists on both cheeks from the other two.

Looking at the three people who vomited blood and fell to the ground, Xin Baha exclaimed: "Hey! I said, what are you three doing?!"

"I feel like I've just had some auditory hallucinations all of a sudden," Jiang Cheng, who stood up, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "so let yourself be a little more awake."

"Is it an illusion? I seem to have heard the word "marriage," is it an illusion?" The master of Xinghai Fang, who stood up, tried his best to control his facial expression and looked at Xin Bazhu.

"Yeah~IndoMTL.com~ I heard it wrong, I definitely heard it wrong." Gintoki said with a grim expression and gritted his teeth.

Kagura complained to Xiaoda, "Don't make up your own mind, Aru! I've never heard of marriage or anything!"

"Stop talking? Don't interrupt, you're talking about something important now!"

"What did you say just now? We didn't hear it very well."

Although he squinted his eyes, Jiang Cheng's blue-veined forehead and what he said through gritted teeth already explained something.

Yin Shi burst into blue veins, widened his eyes and took over the words: "No, I said that I didn't understand it very well, but I didn't understand it very well. The topic jumped a little too fast, right? That kind of thing isn't meant to be On the basis of the relationship? In other words, the relationship has not even begun, right?"

"It's fine even if we don't date." Xiao Da said nonchalantly, and then pointed his thumb to his chest, "We are soulmates, and our souls resonate!"

"Hey—! Is that so?!" Yin Shi punched Jiang Cheng.