Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 708: : Triangles are stable… 1 in general.

"That's it, then I will stay for a while."

Xinghai Fangzhu's deep voice came from under the floor's head like a golden mother, and then his body rushed out from under the floor in an instant.

"Give you an address leading to hell!!" While shouting, the clenched fist of Master Xinghaifang hit Gintoki's face and knocked him to the ground in an instant.

Yin Shi, whose cheeks were swollen and still oozing blood, got up and roared with blue veins, white eyes, and teeth gnashing: "Why me! Neither my daughter's boyfriend nor the guy who is hooking up with your wife is me! !”

"Cold...Calm down! Be mature! I promised to become mature!"

"You need to calm down!!"

Looking at Xiao Da who was still chewing gum, the owner of Xinghaifang shook Yinshi's shoulder and said: "It feels like he is quite arrogant, this must be my illusion, right? It’s just because you’re a giant that you feel like you’re too big, right? All young men are like that, right? Right? Right!!”

Yinshi broke away impatiently from Xinghai Fangzhu's hands and replied: "If you are so fussy about what the child said, it will be endless. Let me do it here."

Speaking, Gintoki looked at Xiaoda in front of him, pretending to be calm and continued: "No... that's right, Earth culture is really annoying, we just want to see Kagura-chan's friends Well, everyone, take it easy, do you want some tea?"

"No, I'm still chewing bubble gum."

"That's it, then there are some refreshments."

"It's really not necessary, I'm not used to the food on earth."

Hearing Xiaoda's extremely impatient tone, Yinshi was still patient and replied: "Ah, that's it."

[Don't give me a step down at all, are you underestimating us? ] Yinshi thought with anger in his heart, and then asked again: "What do you usually eat? It must be difficult for such a big body?"

Xiao Da, who put the sunglasses out of his crotch on his face, replied without hesitation: "Hip—hop."

【No, what's the matter with eating hip-hop! 】

"The only things on earth that are close to my skin are hiphop and reggae music, which are songs that sing our souls, checkitout!"

At this time, Kagura interjected in a timely manner and explained: "People on Little Big Planet are said to be B-boys."

Looking at Xiao Da who made a capital letter B with his hands, Yin Shi complained in his heart: [I think you are just ordinary Bigboys! 】

"No matter what culture you have here, it's either too old or too rustic."

【Guys dressed like primitive people are not qualified to say that! 】

"To be honest, asking me to come to my girlfriend's house really scared me."

"Hey? Why?" Yinshi was puzzled.

"Of course my sincerity is the most important thing in this kind of thing, but I still have to come to visit. In my opinion, it is too old-fashioned, and the earth is really backward."

Hearing the condescending and disdainful tone of Xiaoda's words, Yinshi's forehead was suddenly bruised, but even so, he pretended to be polite and replied: "Ah? Really? That might be because we authorities are not feeling well. It's not too late. I just want to know what kind of friends my daughter has made, isn't that normal? Right? Kagura?"

"Then what, I was very concerned about it just now, not a friend, but a boyfriend."

"Ah, sorry sorry, boyfriend? I'm so sorry, there is no such word on earth. Right? Kagura?"

Xiao Da interrupted Gintoki's words, and asked with strange eyes: "Then I'll just say it directly, who are you from Kagura? I don't want Kagura's name to be used by unrelated people." Call it whatever you want, because she is my woman."

Hearing the sound, the veins on Yinshi's face popped up, his eyes were opened to the maximum and bloodshot in an instant, and he gritted his teeth and stared at Xiaoda in front of him.

Kagura raised an index finger and pouted her mouth to remind: "Xiao Da, didn't you say it before, Aru? Silver sauce is equivalent to my father on earth... um... brother? It's not right, anyway. Treat it like a pubic lice, Aru."

【So did I eventually degenerate into a pubic lice? ! 】

"Speaking of which, you've been dating me, why do you still want to live with your ex-boyfriend? I don't allow you to break up." As he said, Xiao Da leaned down, looked closely at Yin, and kindly reminded: "If you dare to move My woman, be careful that I have destroyed the earth. Let me put it here first, if you dare to mess with us, I will kill the earth in seconds. As long as I say a word, people from all over the galaxy will come."

"It's exactly what I want! I'm waiting for your attack anytime! You **** giants!!" Gintoki roared unbearably, and then punched the fiery Jiang Cheng who was still chatting with the pad , "Really?! Captain Levi—! It can be done! It can be done!!"

"Woo!" Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground after being beaten, got up and covered his swollen cheeks that were still oozing blood, and cursed angrily with blue veins and white eyes: "What are you doing, you bastard! By the way, why is it me!!"

"Calm down! You are an adult too! Didn't you say that the triangle is the most stable?! Then your side also gives me a starting point! What have you been doing since the beginning?! In this case What are you thinking, flirtatious wife!"

"Calm down! Also, Sister Jianghua, she is not a wife in my mind, but a place of eternal holiness..."

"Shut up!!" Yinshi roared, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulders and shook vigorously, "It's my illusion! There is a stupid boy who keeps saying that he wants to destroy the earth, and the one who wants to be destroyed is Only your sister-control complex, right? Right!!"

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng pushed Yinshi's hand away with some disgust, then raised his head and cleared his throat pretending to be calm: "Ahem, Xiaoda, right? What you said just now In fact, I have been listening, in fact, the two of them are not the kind of relationship you think, Kagura is just living here and working part-time."

"Really? In such a broken place? Impossible?"

Hearing the sound, Yinshi gritted his teeth again, his fists were clenched and he had a very kind expression on his face.

Feeling that the situation is not good, Xin Baji hastily stepped forward and grabbed Yinshi from behind, and persuaded him, "Calm down! Yinsang!"

"We met for the first time. I am Kagura's uncle and Kagura's future father. I also live on the earth. Originally, Kagura should be taken care of by me, but because my workplace is not suitable for Kagura's age. Because of the little girl, she was entrusted to this Yinshi, but although this Yinshi looks sloppy and unreliable, he is also very good in person, so please rest assured."

Hearing Jiang Cheng's very pertinent evaluation, both Xin Baji and Yin Shi showed disbelief at the same time.

Kagura twitched the corners of her mouth in disdain: "Tch, it's just a disgusting sister-in-law who hates trouble and squats at home."

"Yes! I'm just a squatting nit!" Jiang Cheng slammed his fist hard at Xinghaifangzhu who was beside him.

Xinghai Fangzhu, who was lying on the ground after being beaten, held his cheeks that were still oozing blood, with blue veins bursting out and white eyes, and said angrily: "Hey! What are you doing! Did you get angry just now?! There is something wrong with that sentence just now. Are you angry?! Say why it’s me!!”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I think I need to kill you when I mention sister control." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and laughed, then smiled and raised an index finger, "And aren't we a triangle? Not fixed Triangle? Anyway, one day I will kill you and **** sister Jianghua here. Don’t care, don’t care.”

"The triangle you're talking about?! I, Jiang Hua, and you are not in a love triangle, bastard!"

"Well, please stop. It doesn't matter who is the father." Xiao Da waved his hands impatiently, and then pointed his thumb at himself, "Anyway, I'm going to finish my work and go back to my hometown soon. , and prepare to take Kagura back."

Hearing the sound, the expressions of Jiang Cheng and the three became uncontrollable at the same time.

"Hey, Xiao Da, what's going on, Aru?" Kagura asked Xiao Da with his hands on his hips.

"It's so noisy! Shut up!" Xiao Da frowned and reprimanded impatiently, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the three in front of him again, "I, I'm not hugging and playing Mentality and Kagura's relationship is based on marriage."

Hearing the sound, everyone in the triangle received heavy fists on both cheeks from the other two.

Seeing the three people vomiting blood and falling to the ground, Xin Baji exclaimed: "Hey! I said, what are you three doing?!"

"I felt like I had some auditory hallucinations just now," Jiang Cheng stood up, squinting his eyes and said with a smile, "so let yourself be a little more awake."

"Is it an illusion? I seem to have heard the word marriage. Is it an illusion?" Standing up, Xinghai Fangzhu tried his best to control his facial expression and looked at Xinbaji.

"Yeah, I got it wrong, I definitely got it wrong." Yinshi gritted his teeth with a ferocious expression and said~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura complained to Xiaoda: "Don't make up your own mind, Alu! I've never heard of marriage!"

"Don't be so long-winded? Don't interrupt, we're talking about something important now!"

"By the way, did you say something just now? We didn't hear it very clearly."

Although he squinted his eyes, Jiang Cheng's forehead full of veins and the words he said through gritted teeth already explained something.

Yinshi's veins burst out, his eyes widened and he took the words: "No, I said I didn't hear you clearly, but in fact I didn't understand you very well. The topic jumped a little too fast, right? Isn't that kind of thing necessary? Is it based on dating? By the way, you haven’t even started dating yet, right?”

"It's okay if we don't date." Xiao Da said indifferently, and then pointed his thumb to his chest, "We are soul mates, and our souls are humming and resonating!"

"Hey! Is that so?!" Yin Shi punched Jiang Cheng.

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