Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 710: : The important thing between a daughter and a wife is probably a married man with a daughter…

"Hmm..." Princess Chengye propped her chin and pondered for a while, then frowned slightly and slowly explained: "Don't look at their giants and stars, but as long as they listen to hip-hop, they will keep their own place. .Just a little...

Every generation of the royal family of the giant family is looking for women to marry from other planets. After finding them, they will behave very abnormally. In order to take the genetic genes as their own, they don't want the excellent genes of their spouses to fall into the hands of other families. They would wipe out everyone on the planet the bride was born from, leaving no trace of their genes behind. "

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The screens on both sides of the road are showing current news that is being broadcast live.

In front of the camera, anchor Hanano, holding a microphone, looked up at the huge disc-shaped spaceship hovering above his head in the low altitude of Edo.

"Have you seen it? The giants who suddenly appeared in Edo, and the huge spaceship entrenched in the low altitude of Edo, who are they?"

On the other side, outside Edo Castle, after listening to Princess Cheng Ye's explanation, Xin Baji was surprised: "What?! Xiaoda wants to destroy the earth?! How could it be? Is it because we didn't entertain well? Yes Is it because our natal families are too wordy?"

"That's not the case..." Princess Cheng Ye just smiled awkwardly.

"At first I thought I was here to see my father-in-law, but it turned out that I came to destroy the earth. I thought I was a wealthy son-in-law, but in the end he wanted to smash our planet into pieces!"

Looking at Xin Baji with a constipated expression in front of her, Princess Cheng Ye hurriedly turned around and said, "Anyway, I'll report to my brother right away to send out the shogunate army."

"It's not over there..." Xin Baji said silently, then turned around and left slowly, "It's not the giants that should be stopped, it's not the giants at all that are really scary, but... sorry, Mrs. Jianghua, today's Women really can't interfere in things."

After finishing speaking, Xin Baji turned off the tablet in his hand and stuffed it into his bosom.

On the other side, standing on the roof like Ackerman, Jiang Cheng and the other three stood silently with dark faces, looking at the big spaceship above their heads, they just remained silent...

Looking at the landing giants in formal suits jumping off the spaceship one after another, the very dedicated anchor Hanano who is still broadcasting the live broadcast hurriedly explained to the microphone: "Ah! Everyone saw it No? An army of giants in formal suits descended from the sky!"

Boom! boom! boom!

The giants in black suits who fell to the ground and destroyed the ground messily arranged their suits and ties respectively, and came to Xiaoda who was wearing a white suit.

Sitting in an oversized chair and wearing sunglasses, Xiao Da opened his mouth.

"Everyone on Earth, on behalf of the giant family, I would like to thank you. I sincerely thank you for giving us the most perfect bride. Cheers, after this wedding, the earth people will be able to share the eternal prosperity with our giant family Already!"

Speaking, the little general picked up a pink bed that was placed on his lap with both hands and slowly got up, and walked towards the huge cross that was just made by the giant. If you look carefully, you will find , on the bed in Xiaoda's hands, Kagura was still sleeping soundly with a snot bubble.

"How about you all come to bless us?" Xiao Da who stopped, looked at the cross in front of him and continued softly, "Bless the grand wedding of the two of us."

"This is a wedding ceremony?!" Hanano anchor holding the microphone exclaimed, "The giants actually destroyed the street to make their wedding scene! Ah!"

Announcer Hanano suddenly discovered something again, it was Kagura in Xiaoda's hand.

"That's... an Earth girl! An Earth girl was captured by giants!"

At this time, the middle-aged giant wearing a priest's costume and holding a Bible slowly said: "Then, please swear to the groom that no matter in health or disease, please love her, cherish her, and remain faithful."

"I swear." Xiaoda said.

"I didn't expect the bride of this wedding to be that girl!"

"Ask the bride to swear that no matter in health or disease, she will love him, cherish him and remain faithful."

"She swore before." Xiao Da said.

"Then please exchange vow kisses."

After the priest finished speaking, Xiao Da couldn't wait to raise the Kagura in his hand, and leaned towards Kagura with his lips pouted.

"Ah! A charming young girl, her purity is about to be ruined in two huge lips!"

I have to say that anchor Hanano is really dedicated, no, no, now is not the time to talk about such things.

Looking at Kagura getting closer, Xiaoda secretly rejoiced: [Kagura, in this way, your powerful genes will belong to me! In your eyes only me is enough! ! 】

But at this moment, a certain glasses handsomely appeared on the stage, kicked at the priest and stopped loudly: "Wait for me!!"

Being kicked on the head by Xin Baji from behind, the priest fell unsteadily and fell forward, and coincidentally took away the purity (lips) of his own prince.

Boom! !

Xiao Da, who was thrown to the ground and let go of Kagura, pushed the priest in front of him who was unconscious and pressed on him.

"Wait, Father! You can't do this! I don't have that special hobby! Father! Father——!"

At this time, Xin Baji walked forward slowly, and at the same time said slowly: "Xiao Da, I am very sorry, Kagura-chan cannot be handed over to you, you are not qualified to be Kagura-chan's boyfriend. "

Looking at Xin Hachi with a serious expression, Xiao Da directly grabbed the bed on the floor that carried Kagura who was sleeping soundly and stood up.

"You bastard, what did you do to this holy wedding and my first kiss!" Xiao Da clenched his fists and cursed angrily.

"It's a pity," Xin Baji continued unhurriedly with his head down, "You trampled on all of our feelings just to monopolize Kagura-chan, and you want to take away our most precious stuff."

"It's none of your business! Get out of the way!"

"Can you understand?!" Xin Baji's voice was a little louder, and then he clenched his fists, showing a little bit of unbearable expression on his face: "The baby girl who is spoiled like a jewel in the palm of her hand is raped by a wild girl who doesn't know where. The kid has lost his soul, but even so, he chose to greet his daughter with a smile... the mood of that bald father...!

Can you understand? !

Let go of the daughter who has always been cherished and guarded. Since it is the man she chose, she unconditionally believes and even wants to entrust him with the sword of responsibility... The father's mood of the white-haired father...

Can you understand? !

Although they don't live together, they ignore her and worry about her in the nearest place. She hopes to keep watching her and guarding her growth. After learning that Kagura, who is like a daughter, has a boyfriend, Even though she was at a loss, she forced herself to look away, just wanting to have a good chat with the man she chose for a glass of wine... Papa Nit's mood...

Can you understand? !

Even if you are extremely lonely, but for the happiness of Kagura-chan, you are willing to swallow tears, force yourself to smile and complain, what is the mood of that father's glasses! ! "

"There's a dad on the left and a dad on the right, what the **** are you guys! It's really annoying to talk about young people's love!!" On the elevator that landed on the spaceship, "Since you can't let go, then I will help you break it!"

Slowly ascending into the sky, Xiao Da pointed to his clansmen on the ground and gave an order, "Before the wedding, kill all these annoying earth monkeys for a blood sacrifice! Offer sacrifices for our wedding! Let the army attack!!"

After the words fell, countless giants fell from the spaceship.

"Ah! The giants jumped off the mothership one after another! This scene is like the end of the world!"

"Bye bye! Dads! Your lovely daughter is about to become the servant of His Highness!"

After saying this arrogantly just now, Xiao Da suddenly felt that something had landed on the back of his head. He touched the back of his head with some doubts and said, "Huh? I don't seem to have prepared for the rice-scattering ceremony. Ah..."

At this time, Xiao Da realized that what he had on his hands was actually blood! At the same time, the crowd on the ground also discovered an unusual phenomenon above their heads.

"This is... blood rain?! What fell from the sky wasn't rice, it was blood rain of bright red!! Ah——! It turned out to be the blood of giants! So it wasn't the attacking giants, but the sunk giants!!"

Xiao Da, who was about to ascend into the spaceship in the air, looked at his clansmen who were still falling around him and lost their nape and consciousness, feeling very bad.

"How... how is it possible!"

"Unpleasant? Then be unhappy." Xin Baji on the ground pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and then raised his head indifferently, "Men want to monopolize women's possessiveness, and the gene's Man is such an unpleasant creature with possessive desire. But with this level, it is not worth mentioning compared to the possessive desire of fathers who "don't want to give their daughter to anyone"! "

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Xiao Da, who had ascended into the spaceship, saw the clansmen on the ground who had all gged and the very kind Jiang Chengsan standing there with a grin covered in the blood of his clansmen. After the person, he protected Kagura for an instant and took a few steps back in shock.

"Hey, boyfriend, you're really impressed," Yinshi praised, "I didn't expect you to take away Kagura at the expense of destroying the earth. To take away other people's precious girls, one or two must be destroyed." The spirit of the planet."

"Yes, no matter if you are marrying a daughter-in-law or a daughter." Xinghai Fangzhu took the words lightly.

"You...!" Xiao Daqiang pretended to be calm and trembled, "Are you willing to ask for Star Wars for a daughter?!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, "It's just that the father of the bride on our planet needs to attend the wedding ceremony. Maybe it’s because I forgot to prepare the Sami ceremony.”

"That's right," Xinghai Fangzhu took the words in a disdainful tone, "Who would do that kind of thing for a yellow-haired girl? A (mature) adult wouldn't do that."

Yinshi took over the words: "If you want to take it away, you can take it, but..."

"After you become an adult who understands etiquette!!"×3

Boom! !

Xiao Da, who was hit on the head by the hammers of the three at the same time, vomited blood immediately, then smashed through the bottom of the spaceship, and fell to the ground screaming.

"Really, it's been so long." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, and turned around first.

"But I finally said a few words that adults should say." After saying this casually, Gintoki also turned around slowly.

"Yeah, in this way we are also excellent adults."

Speaking, Master Xinghaifang also turned around and left with Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, but suddenly, the three of them, who realized something at the same time, stopped at the same time.

"Ah, I forgot there is Kagura." ×3

At this time, a pair of white hands grabbed the hole that Xiao Da had knocked out, and Kagura, who was staring at the three of them with a pair of gloomy eyes, emerged from the hole.

Boom! ! !

"Ahhhhhhh!!"×3

The three who fell fell headfirst into the river at the same time with a loud crash.

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The house of everything.

"Wow! Wait a minute!" Seeing Kagura walking in from the entrance with a huge envelope in hand, Shin Hachi hurriedly stopped and asked, "Where did this huge letter come from? "

"This is the letter that Xiaoda sent me after returning home, Aru." Saying that, Kagura put the envelope on the table, "Read it too."

"Huh? Was it sent by the prince?" Xin Bachi looked at the envelope in front of him with some panic, "Are you okay? Could it be a declaration of war or something? What if you come to grab Kagura again? Silver mulberry? Jiang Chengsang?"

"Xin Baji, hurry up and reply!" Yin Shi, who was wrapped up in bandages until only his eyes remained, hurriedly said.

"You must be happy! I will bless you forever!/My little girl is vulgar, please take care of me."

Jiang Cheng, who is sitting in a wheelchair with two legs in plaster and his body covered with bandages, squints and smiles with his index finger upright, and Jiang Cheng, who is sitting on the sofa wearing a neck brace and one leg is in a plaster cast. The master Xinghaifang, who was covered with bandages, spoke at the same time.

But the next moment, the three of them were smashed into the floor by Kagura together with the sofa and wheelchair.

Looking at Kagura who closed the door and left, ignoring the three people who were on the floor, Shin Hachi took out a huge letter of faith from the envelope and stood up.

"That..." I was taken care of during my visit to the earth. I learned the importance of family members through contact with different cultures, especially the greatness of my father, which benefited me a lot." Hey! It's like two different people! "

"The letters written by this guy are always remarkable." Said the Xinghai Fangzhu who came over.

"...waiting for the next time I get a girlfriend, I will definitely be able to get rid of the old habit of cherishing her family, especially for her father, I will never disobey in the slightest."

Xin Baji complained silently: "I feel that my girlfriend's father is already his psychological shadow..."

Xinghai Fangzhu said with some emotion: "Although many things have happened, it's good, and he has grown up a bit. The atmosphere of that big planet will be better."

"Indeed." Jiang Cheng agreed with some emotion.

"No, that doesn't seem to be the case." Yin Shi, who was buried in the letter, said, and then handed back the letter in his hand.

"ps: I recently discovered a strong genetic gene that I like very much. Sure enough, Odosan (father) is the best~"

Looking at the attached photo of Xiaoda holding the priest's arm shyly, Jiang Cheng, Xinghai Fangzhu and Xin Baji were all silent.

Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and said: "Then what...the atmosphere hasn't changed for the better, if this continues, the planet will perish."

"Isn't it all your fault? What you did to the priest awakened him or something." Yin Shi immediately blamed him.

Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu nodded at the same time.

"Don't blame others, okay? It's obvious that you guys went too far!"

Yinshi retorted: "You go tell Ackerman about this, he prepared all the equipment and weapons."

"No, wait! It has nothing to do with me, right? I should tell my father! Now I'm not Kagura's father, so it has nothing to do with me."

Xinghai Fangzhu immediately retorted: "What are you talking about? I am still from the elder brother's generation! What do you mean by saying that?"

"What brother? The hair has receded."

"It means not yet, but it means that it will be one day in the future."

"Kill you! Brat! And...they didn't retreat! They are attacking hairy people! You white hair!"

"No, where is brother?"

At this time, Kagura, who was sitting at the corner of the stairs outside, ignored the noisy people in the room, and wrote a reply letter on the cardboard on his lap while holding an umbrella.

"To Xiao Da:

Thanks to Xiao Da, I also learned a lot, although I still don't quite understand the difference between love and family affection.

In short, it is enough to have them as my boyfriends now. "

Attachment is a photo of Kagura, three men who are being pulled, and a pad frame that is being pulled, which is clearly a spectacle frame but temporarily used as a pad frame...

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"That..." Xin Baji suddenly thought of something again, and looked at Jiang Hua who was smoking with his back on the ipad standing on the table beside him, "Speaking of which...Mrs. ..."

"Pfft——" Xinghai Fangzhu directly forced a mouthful of blood and knelt down, "Then what... Jiang... Jiang Hua, this time the injury is a bit serious, and I may go back a few days later..."

The implication is... I want to wait until your anger subsides before going back.

"There's no need to come back anymore." Jiang Hua turned his head and glanced at Xinghai Fangzhu who was twitching on the ground.

"Can I deliver the divorce agreement to you in person?" Jiang Cheng hurriedly asked, "Don't worry, this bald man has already signed it."

"Don't take advantage of me! Brat!!"

Looking at Xinghai Fangzhu who was rushing towards Jiang Cheng, Jiang Hua on the screen said lightly: "Huh? The injury is all healed, so the reason for not coming back is..."

"No, it looks better, but the internal injury is quite serious. Although it doesn't look big from the outside, the internal injury is quite serious to be honest."

"Xiao Jiangcheng, please help that bald man get his injuries checked."

Jiang Cheng: "Understood! Hey! Baldy, cut open your stomach and let me check it."

Master Xinghaifang: "Who is a bald man?! Did you have your stomach cut open?! Go to the hospital!"

Jiang Cheng: "Successful!"

Xinghai Fangzhu: "Ah! My hair!! You **** really got it! Didn't you say it was the abdomen?! Hey? No~IndoMTL.com~This is not my hair? This is white What is..."

Yin Shi: "It's my hair!! You two bastards!!"

Crack!

"My glasses! Why do you want to involve my glasses! You three give me enough!!"

Looking at the four people in a mess, Jiang Hua on the ipad screen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and then looked at them coldly, full of queen style.

"Mom's opinion is the most important thing, do you understand? Four idiots?"

"Hi!! We were wrong!"×4

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