Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 712: : The classes are actually surprisingly similar!

"You give me a little too much!" Shin Baha shouted angrily, and then continued: "Again, Yinsang, can you really be a producer?"

"Idiot, didn't you say everything just now? A cash cow, a cash cow, as long as you bind the Atongjiang cash cow, you can make a lot of money by messing around. At this time, you should try your best to sell your favor, Make a lot of money."

"But there is such a big booger on the side of Atong sauce!"

Listening to Xin Baji's words, Yin Shi was unmoved, shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Didn't I say it? Diamonds can be more dazzling when they are set off by booger."

……

In the meeting room downstairs.

"So, you two will start today," Gintoki announced to Kagura and Atsu-chan, who were sitting across from him, "and you will start your activities under the name of "Boogers Diamond Z48". "

By the way, Kagura now has double ponytails and a cute red kimono.

"Boogers?" Atongjiang showed a bit of surprise, and then continued with a little embarrassment: "Eh? Is this our group name? Producer... Anyway, there is booger in the group name. ..."

"It's Aru, I don't care about being a diamond, you guys also think about booger."

"No, you're the booger." Xin Baha silently complained.

"That's right, no matter how you say this name, it's too messy." Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived, hugged his hands and nodded, and then said to himself, "Anyway, leave this name to me. , you must know that the stage names of Yoshihara's new travel girls are all obtained by me, but they are very popular, I think about it..."

"Shut up, Jiang Chengsang, the stage name of a wandering girl is not the same thing as now! By the way... you're too fast, aren't you? Is it over already? What about the other party's president? "

"Probably sleep in the hotel."

"What the **** did you do?!"

"I just had a meal together, and then went to the bar for a drink. While drinking, the woman said to herself that she vomited a lot of sadness and bitterness, and finally said that she can go to the hotel, so... I He took a taxi and asked the driver to throw her to the hotel."

After being speechless for a while, Xin Ba Hao spoke again: "You have done nothing more than you have done, Jiang Chengsang..."

"Speaking of which, can the taxi fare be reimbursed?" Jiang Cheng then asked, "Who should the invoice be given to? Who should be reimbursed?"

Yin Shi said with a blank face: "The person who can be reimbursed has just been taken to a taxi by you, and is probably sleeping on the floor of the hotel lobby. If you understand, go to the hotel for me now, and open a big bed room with that The president moved in together, and everything after that can be regarded as ordering an S package."

"Meal S? Salad? Does that woman like salad? OK, I see, I'll call the taxi driver."

"Well, Mom, she likes salad very much." Atong Jiang said with a smile.

"Really? That's great." Jiang Cheng squinted and smiled while putting away his phone, and then changed the topic: "Now it's time to talk about the name of the group, number one, Xinbaha just now It is completely different to say the name of You Girl, and I absolutely cannot agree with it. You know, in a certain sense, there is no difference between the two. Fans of idols are equivalent to guests, and people like Xinbaha The iron powder is the same as the guests who will be named every time, which is the same as the silver hour of the S package every time!"

"Although there is a subtle resemblance, it's not the same thing at all! Jiang Chengsang, what do you think of idols?"

"Women who make money from men." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

Yin Shi chuckled and shook his head, and said with some emotion: "I didn't expect you to understand the essentials of idols so quickly, Jiang Cheng."

Xin Ba Hao retorted fiercely: "No, this is not the point! Although it is true in a certain sense, but it is not! Idols rely on popularity to eat!"

"Feeling..." Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand and muttered, "It's not as good as a travel girl, a travel girl not only depends on her popularity, but also on her face, body, skills, words and skills. ."

"Hello!!"

"If you say that, it's true..." Gintoki murmured while propping his chin.

"Don't just agree with it!!"

"It turns out that the wandering girl is more difficult than the idol..." Atongjiang covered her mouth with an incredible look.

"You idol can't say such things even more!!"

Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed again: "That is to say, young idols are actually similar to young wandering girls, and their singing skills (skills) are still shallow, but because of the young and beautiful face, don't worry If you can't eat, as time goes by, although your face is no longer young and beautiful, your singing skills (techniques) have matured over time, and the focus has changed to singing skills (techniques), so you don't have to worry about not being able to eat. Those who are old and lose face, and those who have not polished their singing and acting skills (techniques) will be eliminated, right? Xin Ba Ha?"

"Uh...you're right, but can you put it another way? Can you not put idols and wandering girls together?"

"In short, the so-called Yoshihara is actually the epitome of the idol entertainment industry, and I, the president... worthy of the name!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who tapped the palm of his hand and came to the above conclusion, Xin Ba Hao immediately complained: "It's really a ghost! Although the entertainment industry is indeed a bit messy, but Atong Jiang is not like that. people!"

Jiang Cheng continued with his arms in his arms, "That is to say, the most direct way to make this HDZ48 group the most popular idol group is to invite Yoshihara's active oiran over to teach directly. "

"It's you! What do you want the two of them to learn from Taifu Hirona! Weren't you talking about the name just now? Why are you calling it out so casually now?"

"I found a very important point," Yinshi nodded affirmatively, "Then the two of them are divided into S and M according to the fans' preferences, so that there will be no problem." /

"I want S Aru." Kagura raised her hand.

"Hey? M...M means..." Atong Jiang was a little flustered.

"Calm down! Atong sauce! Don't take that kind of thing seriously! Although idols with this attribute are indeed favored by certain types of fans, but no need! Atong sauce feels like a normal Atong sauce That's it!"

Atong replied weakly: "No, that can be regarded as digging out new charms to find new possibilities..."

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng, who put away his phone, said aloud, "The sun wheel is teaching some wandering girls. Are you going to audit it?"

"Fuck you! What do you want idols to learn in such a messy course?!"

"No, isn't it the contrast that is popular now?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and retorted, "The appearance is pure, but once that happens, it will show another strong side or something, and the appearance is [beep—]. The moment when a woman shows a pure reaction or something, this is my precious experience."

"What are you talking about? What experience! It's just your experience on the bed! Shut up!!"

"That's why it's hard to find true love for a non-specific man," Yinshi spread his hands and shook his head, and said with some emotion, "I've always had the S package from start to finish."

"No one wants to hear these things about you! Can you two say enough? You just started talking about these dangerous words, even in the middle of the night! The review may not pass!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "Well, Xin Baha, you will understand one day... um... It's okay if you don't understand."

"Hey, why are you trying to comfort me?!"

"Shinbaha! You have to work hard to survive!" Kagura cheered.

"I'll support you too! Shinbaha-kun!" Atong-chan clenched her fist and cheered with a serious expression.

"Don't cheer me up on this!!"

Gintoki wrote on a piece of paper, "Then, the theme of the first event has been set, and the theme of "push up virginity, even virginity must live strong", and then held around this theme Be active. "

"What the hell!!"

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "It's a good theme for the event, anyway, the fans are basically Xin Ba Ha, a virgin boy who has probably never had a relationship with women in his entire life. "It doesn't matter~ virginity doesn't matter~ I will always be I won't abandon you." It's probably enough to shout twice like this. "

"Why do you use me as a metaphor?!" Xin Baha pulled out the invisible arrows stuck in his chest one by one, "Don't underestimate virginity, you bastard, although you are virgin now, but more than Thirty years old or..."

Looking at the excited Xin Ba Haw, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng simultaneously waved their hands and sighed and said impatiently: "Calm down, Xin Ba Hao. We have never underestimated virginity."

"Ho-hoo--" Shinba-chi gasped for breath.

"You're the only one underestimating." Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura spoke at the same time.

"You give me enough-!!"

……

"Then ~IndoMTL.com~ Oiran's class is over, which means the preparations have been done," Gintoki nodded and continued, sitting on the sofa, "The next step is to prepare for... No, it's time to get ready to play."

"Well, the two of you are too... No, Aidou, are you ready?" asked Jiang Cheng with toilet paper stuck in his nose.

"Hey-!!" Xin Baha shouted, and then pointed at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who had just had a nosebleed, and Atong Jiang, who was blushing and overwhelmed, and a calm expression. Atong sauce, "What course did you guys just go to without me! By the way, why did you two have nosebleeds! What did you see!"

"But it's really amazing, some poses... No, even I don't know the technology."

Ginshi commented like this.

"Yes, it seems that we really underestimate the work of the travel girl."

Jiang Cheng is noncommittal.