Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 712: : The professions are surprisingly similar!

"Give me some moderation!" Xin Baji yelled angrily, and then continued: "Again, Yinsang, can you really be a producer?"

"Idiot, didn't you just say that? Money tree, money tree, as long as you bind the money tree of Atong sauce, you can make a lot of money by messing around. At this time, you should try your best to sell favors, Make a lot of money."

"But there is such a big booger on the side of Atong sauce!"

Listening to Xin Baji's words, Gintoki was unmoved, shrugged his shoulders and replied: "Didn't I say that diamonds are more dazzling when they are set off by boogers."

…

In the conference room downstairs of the office.

"So, from today onwards, you two," Gintoki, who was holding hands, announced to Kagura and Atong-chan who were sitting opposite, "you will start activities under the name of "Booger Diamond Z48". "

By the way, at this time, Kagura put on her ponytails and changed into a cute red kimono.

"Booger?" Atong-chan showed a bit of surprise, and then continued with some embarrassment: "Uh? Is this the name of our group? The producer... No matter how you say, there is booger in the group name. ..."

"It's Aru, I don't care about being a diamond, you also think about boogers."

"No, you are the booger." Xin Baji complained silently.

"That's right, no matter how you say this kind of name, it's too random." Jiang Cheng, who just arrived, nodded with his hands folded, and then said to himself: "Anyway, leave this kind of name to me , You know, I got the stage name of Yoshihara's new girl now, but it's very popular, let me think about it..."

"Shut up, Jiang Chengsang, the stage name of that kind of prostitute is not the same as it is now! By the way... you are too fast, right? Is it over? What about the other party's president? "

"Probably sleep in the hotel."

"What the **** did you do?!"

"I just had a meal together, and then went to the bar for a drink. While drinking, the woman vomited a lot of bitterness to herself, and finally said that it would be fine to go to the hotel, so... I I took a taxi and asked the driver to throw her to the hotel."

After being speechless for a long time, Xin Baji spoke again: "You did nothing more than you did something, Jiang Chengsang..."

"Speaking of which, can the taxi fare be reimbursed?" Jiang Cheng then asked, "Who should the invoice be given to? Who should the reimbursement be made?"

Yinshi said expressionlessly: "The person who can be reimbursed has just been sent to a taxi by you, and he is probably sleeping on the floor of the hotel lobby. The president will stay with you, and everything after that can be treated as ordering an S package."

"S package? Salad? Does that woman like salad? OK, I understand, I'll contact the taxi driver."

"Well, mom likes salad very much." Atong sauce said with a smile.

"Really? That's great." Jiang Cheng squinted and smiled while putting away the phone, and then changed the topic: "Now it's time to talk about the name of the group. First, Xin Baji just now It is completely different from the name of Younv, and I absolutely cannot agree with it. You must know that in a sense, there is no difference between the two. Fans of idols are equivalent to guests, and like Xinbaji The loyal fans are like the customers who will name them every time, and it’s like only ordering the silver time of the S package every time!"

"Although there is a subtle resemblance, it's not the same thing at all! Jiang Chengsang, what do you think idols are?"

"A woman who earns money from men." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

Yin Shi chuckled and shook his head, and said with some emotion: "I didn't expect you to understand the essentials of idols so soon, Jiang Cheng."

Xin Baji retorted fiercely: "No, this is not the point! Although in a sense it is true to say so, but it is not! Idols rely on popularity to make a living!"

"Feeling..." Jiang Cheng murmured with one arm on his chest and his chin on the other hand: "It's not as good as Younv. Younv not only rely on popularity, but also rely on face, figure, skill, words and skills." .”

"Hey!!"

"If you say that, it's really true..." Gintoki muttered with his chin propped up.

"Don't just agree with me like that!!"

"It turns out that you girls work harder than idols..." Atong sauce covered his mouth in disbelief.

"You idol can't even say such things!!"

Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed again: "That is to say, the young idols are almost the same as the young wandering girls. Their singing skills (techniques) are still shallow, but because of their young and pretty faces, don't worry. I can't eat. As time goes by, although my face is no longer young and beautiful, but my singing (technique) has become mature after time, and the focus has changed to singing (technique). I don't have to worry about not being able to eat. As for those who are Older people who have no face, and who have not polished their singing and acting skills (techniques) will be eliminated, right? New Baji?”

"Uh... what you said is indeed correct, but can you put it another way? Can you stop putting idols and Younv together?"

"In short, the so-called Yoshihara is actually the epitome of the idol entertainment industry, and I, the president... live up to the name!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who tapped his palm and came to the above conclusion, Xin Baji complained in an instant: "It's worthy of the name! It's true that the entertainment industry is a bit messy, but Atong-chan is not like that People!"

Jiang Cheng folded his hands and continued to himself: "That is to say, the most direct way to make this HDZ48 group the most popular idol group is to invite Yoshihara's active oiran to teach directly. "

"It's you! What do you want the two of them to learn from Mrs. Rilun! Didn't you say the name just now? Why are you yelling it so casually now!"

"We've found a very important point," Yinshi nodded affirmatively, "then the two of them will be divided into S and M according to the fan's hobbies, so there won't be any problems."

"I want S Aru." Kagura raised her hand.

"Huh? M...M means..." Atong-chan panicked.

"Calm down! Atong-chan! Don't take that kind of thing seriously! Although idols with this kind of attribute are indeed favored by certain types of fans, but no need! That's it!"

A Tong replied weakly: "No, that can be regarded as digging new charms to find new possibilities..."

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng put away his mobile phone and said aloud, "Rilun is teaching some wandering girls, are you going to listen in?"

"Fuck you! What do you want idols to learn in such a messy course?!"

"No, isn't it the sense of contrast that's popular now?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and retorted, "The appearance is pure, but after that, it will reveal another strong side or something, the appearance puts [beep——] The moment of pure reaction shown by a woman is my precious experience."

"What are you talking about? What experience! It's just your experience on the bed! Shut up!!"

"That's why it's hard for a man who is not specific to find true love." Yin Shi spread his hands and shook his head and said with some emotion, "I've always had the S package from the beginning to the end."

"No one wants to hear these things about you! Can you two do enough? It's just the beginning to say these dangerous things, even if it's late at night! The review may not pass!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "Well, Xin Baji, you will understand one day... um... It's okay if you don't understand."

"Hey, why do you want to comfort me instead?!"

"Xin Hachi! You have to work hard to live!" Kagura cheered.

"I will support you too! Xin Baji-kun!"

"Don't cheer me up on this kind of thing!!"

While writing on the paper, Yinshi said: "Then, the theme of the first event has been set, with the theme of "encourage virginity, even if you are a virgin, you must live strong", and then hold events around this theme. Let's do it. "

"What the hell!!"

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "The theme of the event is good. Anyway, the fans are basically Xinbaji, a virgin boy who has probably never had a relationship with a woman in his life." I won't abandon you." Shouting like this twice is probably enough. "

"Why do you use me as a metaphor?!" Xin Baji pulled out the arrows pierced in his chest that could not be seen by the naked eye one by one, "Don't underestimate virginity, bastard. Thirty years old or..."

Seeing the excited Xin Baji, Yinshi and Jiang Cheng waved their hands at the same time and said impatiently: "Calm down, Xin Baji. We have never underestimated virginity."

"Hoo-hoo--" Xin Baji panted angrily.

"You are the only one who underestimated you." Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Kagura spoke at the same time.

"Hurry up and give me enough!!"

…

"Then ~IndoMTL.com~ Oiran's class is over, which means that the preparations have been done." Yinshi who sat down on the sofa nodded and continued, "The next thing is to prepare to pick up... No, it's time to get ready to play."

"Well, you two are... no, idol, are you ready?" Jiang Cheng asked with toilet paper stuck in his nose.

"Hey!!" Xin Baji yelled on the side, then pointed to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who had just had a nosebleed, and Atong Jiang, who was blushing and at a loss, and his face was calm. Atong sauce, "What kind of class did you guys go to behind my back just now! Why did you two have nosebleeds! What did you see!"

"But it's really amazing, some looks... No, even I don't know the technology."

Yin Shi commented like this.

"Yes, it seems that we really underestimate the work of you girls."

Jiang Cheng didn't comment.

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