Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 713: : It is very important to shine!

"So what course did you go to?"

"Don't worry, don't worry," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "Anyway, it's something you can't get rid of, so it doesn't matter if you don't understand it."

"These words make people angry..." Xin Baji's face was silently bruised.

"In short, the next step is to push the combination out through a well-known method." Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand, and continued to support his chin with the other hand, "First of all, I will contact you for you. It's a talent show, so let's go directly to it."

"Huh? Talent show?" Xin Baji said with some surprise, "Is it just going to go directly? Although there is no problem with the popularity of Atong-chan, but the two of them have never even had a complete cooperation. .”

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore, as long as you remember my next point, you can definitely become famous," Jiang Cheng said, his expression gradually became serious, "What I want to say next, you must remember it for me." Good! This is related to the first step of the two of you debuting as a group! Whether you get down directly or rise to the top, it all depends on whether you have firmly remembered my words!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Xin Baji swallowed nervously.

"First, first! Forget about victory, defeat, elimination, and promotion! If you think about such things in your head, it is absolutely impossible to go to the end!"

Xin Baji nodded and analyzed: "Indeed...indeed, at this time, you just need to finish your performance well. If you think about that kind of thing in your mind, it may affect your performance."

"No, you misunderstood Xin Baji, what I mean is... winning or losing doesn't matter at all." Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, and then raised his index finger again, "Our goal is not to win Or how, we have only one goal, that is... to be brilliant! Let everyone, judges, instructors, audiences, and audiences in front of the TV remember you all at once! No matter what method is used, as long as they have a lot of respect for you A deep impression is enough!"

"So that's it!" Xin Baji tapped his palm, "That means even if you don't win the game, you can still do a good job of publicity and gain popularity!"

"When you introduce yourself... you must make up your life experience, the more miserable the better! The more bizarre the better! The more sensational the better! Do you understand?!"

"Wouldn't that be a lie?" Xin Baji's eyes twitched.

"Then, the second point is to be serious when you should be serious." Jiang Cheng folded his hands again, closed his eyes and continued to himself, "meaning, don't give me serious time when you shouldn't be serious." Seriously, do you understand?"

Xin Baji said again: "No, you should explain when you should be serious and when you shouldn't be serious..."

"Be more serious when performing!" A Tong clenched his fists full of energy.

Jiang Cheng waved his hand, squinted his eyes and replied: "No, no, it's fine to come here casually at that time, if you can, please deliberately make a tune, deliberately fall or something .”

"Can you sleep, Aru?!" Kagura raised her hand and asked.

"Ah, it's okay, it's all about messing up the show."

Xin Baji yelled loudly with white eyes and saliva flying all over the place: "It's your size! The judges and instructors will definitely get angry!"

"Well, Mr. Xinbaji is very smart, and he found the time when you should be serious." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised, and then said to Atong-chan and Kagura, "That's right! Performing At the end, you must cry seriously when the judges and instructors open their mouths to criticize! No matter what they say, just cry! Cry very sadly! If this is the case, it will probably be fine. By the way, don’t cry too early , the timing is very important, it is best when the instructor has just criticized."

"Well... Jiang Chengsang learned this method from which idol in which country's talent show?" Xin Baji asked Jiang Cheng with black lines twitching from the corners of his eyes.

Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said, "Chuang [beep--] Yang [beep--]."

…

Ignoring Jiang Cheng who was stuffed into the floor by himself and Yinshi and twitching from time to time, Shinpachi pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, cleared his throat and whispered to Kagura and Atong-chan: "Sorry , please completely forget what Jiang Chengsang said just now."

"Hey? People still think that method is super easy, Aru~"

"Relax your head! If you are so dangerous, stop quickly!" Xin Baji reprimanded with a serious expression, and then bowed to the camera, "I'm sorry, we definitely didn't mean it, please Forgive us."

"I have a general understanding of Jiang Cheng's method. In short, no matter what method you use, you must first find a way to become famous and famous, and then you can have a lot of opportunities to make money..."

"Shut up, too!" Xin Baji quickly covered Yin Shi's mouth, "How did you come up with such a dangerous thing! There is even a possibility of being directly banned! This one won't work! Only this one will definitely not work! Give me another way to push out two people!"

"That's it, then use my method. After all, there may be various problems after that method is launched." Gintoki nodded, and then showed a serious expression, "First of all, the group name HDZ48, although It sounds like Japanese, but it actually means "infinite possibilities" in Spanish. "

"You really are talking nonsense seriously." Xin Baji complained.

"It also means "son of Bz·WANDS". "

"Why do you call Bz and WANDS the same as the couple?"

"I plan to promote this combination just like "Yokohama Silver Rope" recommended "Shima Daisuke". "

(P: Daisuke Shima was caught by the producer of Yokohama Silver Rope by chance when he was in the gangsters, and then he was packaged by his own office and entered the entertainment industry. "Medal of Men" is his famous song.)

"The method is so old! It is much older than Jiang Chengsang's random method!"

Yinshi shrugged his shoulders: "This kind of eventful time can only be followed by imitating whatever the Dongfeng of the office can imitate. Let's talk about the permission after the fishing is over..."

"Sure enough, I only want to make money..." Xin Baji complained with a black line under his eyes, and then sighed, "And no matter how they live, the two of them are idols."

A Tong nodded: "That's right, at least change it to a female model, producer."

"No, the problem is not here, Atong-chan." Xin Baji twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment and reminded.

Kagura raised her hand and said, "That's right! Compared to Daisuke, I think Tetsuta Sugimoto is a little more attractive to Aru! Producer!"

"What do you two think of idols? What else do you remember besides Daisuke!"

"Then what do you think?" Yinshi closed his eyes and continued slowly, "A long time ago, at the end of the universe, the great musicians Bz and WANDS gave birth to forty-eight children."

"Inexplicably grand worldview." Xin Baji's mouth twitched.

Yintoki went on self-servingly: "48 children wandered to every corner of the universe, and the last twins ranked 48 landed on the earth."

"I see!" Shin Hachi nodded and raised an index finger, "It's similar to Yuzu Ogura's "I'm from Korin Star" setting. "

"...and then into politics."

(P: After Daisuke Shima retired in 2013, he held a press conference to announce his participation in the Senate election. Although it was not implemented in the end.)

"What's the difference from just now!! Didn't he become Daisuke in the end?!" Xin Baji complained wildly.

Yintoki added very impatiently: "HDZ48, for Daisuke who wants to enter the world..."

"Support to the end!" Kagura and Atong-chan, who didn't know when they changed into suits, took the words seriously while clenching their fists.

"Stop thinking about Daisuke! It is you who need support now!"

Atong-chan looked at the blue suit on his body and said, "However, idols in suits may be refreshing. If the suit pants are not enough, we will change them into short skirts. Let the accompaniment band be more fashionable, Maybe we can create a super handsome and cute new idol!"

Looking at the song called "Woman's Medal" that directly used the song and plagiarized the name in Atong's mind, Xin Baji complained again: "Let's not talk about the dress first, why is this song still Hold on to Daisuke?"

"Then is this good, Aru?" Kagura raised an index finger, and at the same time a picture began to appear in his mind.

Seeing the song in Kagura's mind that also directly used the title of the song and changed it to "Girl's Mark", Shin Hachi said again: "It seems to have changed a bit."

"Then I think this is good..." As he spoke, a picture appeared in Yinshi's mind.

Looking at the title of the song "Days of Too Much Quantity" on the screen, Xin Baji crazily complained: "How can I make an idol sing this kind of song! What does the medal of a woman mean? This is the mark of a girl? !”

"Hey~IndoMTL.com~Where did you think of it?" Yinshi folded his hands and glanced at Xin Baji strangely, "The days with a lot of quantity refer to that and that. There are many big players in the accompaniment band The day of the assistant."

"What the **** is that day!! Why is this guy again? Why is he so lingering? Hasn't this guy entered the political arena?!"

Yintoki spoke again very casually: "For Daisuke who has returned to the entertainment industry, HDZ48 said..."

"Support to the end!!" Kagura and Atong took the words without thinking.

"I told you to forget about Daisuke!" Xin Baji complained excitedly, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng who just got up from the floor, "In short, we should consider a more comprehensive promotion model now Right? How should the characters of the two of them be created better?"

"That...how about making it simpler and using the current YouTuber's method." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Which one is the YouTuber's set?" Xin Baji asked contemptuously.

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