Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 713: : It’s important to stand out!

"So what class did you go to?"

"Don't worry about it," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "It's something you can't lift anyway, so it doesn't matter if you don't understand."

"That's what makes people angry..." Xin Ba Hao's face silently burst into blue veins.

"Anyway, the next step is to push the combination out through a well-known method." Jiang Cheng wrapped his chest with one hand and rested his chin with the other, and continued, "First of all, I will contact you for you. It's a talent show, so let's go straight to it."

"Huh? Talent show?" Shin Baha said in surprise, "Is it just like this? Although there is no problem with Atong-chan's popularity, the two of them have never even cooperated once. ."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter, as long as you remember my next points, you can definitely become famous," said Jiang Cheng's expression gradually becoming serious, "If I want to say next, you must remember it for me. Good! This is about the first step for the two of you to debut as a group! Whether you go straight down or go straight to the top depends on whether you keep my words firmly in your mind!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Xin Ba Haw also took a sip of saliva nervously.

"First of all, first! Forget about victory, elimination, and promotion! If you have that kind of thing in your head, it is absolutely impossible to reach the end!"

Xin Ba Hao nodded and analyzed: "Indeed... Indeed, at this time, as long as you complete your performance well, if you think about that kind of thing in your mind, it may affect your performance."

"No, you misunderstood Xinbahaw, I mean...the victory or defeat is irrelevant at all." Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, then raised an index finger again, "Our goal is not to say victory. Or whatever, we have only one goal, and that is... to stand out! Let everyone, the judges, the mentors, the audience, the audience in front of the TV remember you all at once! No matter what method, as long as they have a good heart for you A deep impression is enough!"

"That's it!" Xin Ba Haw tapped his palm, "That means even if you don't win the game, you can still do a good job of publicity and gain popularity!"

"When introducing yourself...be sure to make up your own background, the more miserable the better! The more bizarre the better! The more sensational the better! Do you understand?!"

"Isn't that a liar?" Shin Baha's eyes twitched.

"Then, the second point, be serious when you should be serious," Jiang Cheng hugged his hands again, closed his eyes, and continued, "meaning, don't give it to me when you shouldn't be serious. Seriously, do you understand?"

Xin Ba Hao said again: "No, then you should explain when it is time to be serious and when it shouldn't be serious..."

"Be careful when you're performing!" Atong clenched his fists full of energy.

Jiang Cheng waved his hand and squinted Doudou's eyes and replied, "No, that's not right, you can just come here at that time. If you can, I'd like to trouble you to deliberately run a tune and deliberately fall or something. ."

"Can I sleep, Aru?!" Kagura raised his hand and asked.

"Ah, yes, yes, it's all about making the show a mess."

Xin Ba Haw shouted with white eyes and saliva: "You can grow up! The judges and mentors will definitely get angry!"

"Well, Shinbaha-kun is very smart, and it's good to find when you should be serious." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised, and then said to Atong-chan and Kagura, "That's right! At the end, when the judges and mentors criticize, you must cry seriously for me! No matter what they say, just cry! Cry very sadly! In this case, it is probably fine. By the way, don’t cry too early. , the timing is very important, preferably when the tutor has just criticized a sentence."

"That...this method Jiang Cheng-sang learned from which country's idol in what talent show?" Xin Ba Haw asked Xiang Jiang Cheng with black lines in the corners of his eyes, twitching.

Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said, "Chuang [beep——] Yang [beep——]."

……

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was twitching from time to time when he and Yinshi were shoved into the floor, Shin Baha pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, cleared his throat, and whispered to Kagura and Atong-chan, "I'm sorry. , please forget Jiang Chengsang's words just now."

"Huh? People still think that method is super easy, Aru~"

"Relax your head! Hurry up and stop this kind of dangerous words!" Xin Baha reprimanded with a serious expression, and then bowed to the camera, "I'm sorry, we definitely didn't mean it, please Forgive us."

"I have a general understanding of Jiang Cheng's method. In short, no matter what method is used, first find a way to become famous and become famous, and then there will be a lot of opportunities to make money at will..."

"Shut up for me too!" Shin Baha hurriedly covered Yin Shi's mouth, "How on earth did you say it was so dangerous! There is a possibility that the book will be directly sealed! This is not good! Only this is absolutely not good! Give me another way to launch the two!"

"I see, then I'll use my method. After all, there may be various problems after that method is introduced." Gintoki nodded, and then showed a serious expression, "The first is the group name HDZ48, although It sounds like Japanese, but it actually means "unlimited possibilities" in Spanish. "

"You're really talking nonsense in a serious way." Xin Baha groaned.

"Also means "son of Bz WANDS". "

"Why do you say Bz and WANDS are the same as a couple?"

"I'm going to push this group in the same way that Yokohama Silver Rope recommended "Daisuke Shima". "

(P: When Daisuke Shima was in the runaways, he was accidentally spotted by the producer of Yokohama Ginro, and then packaged by his own office and entered the entertainment industry. "Men's Medal" is his famous song.)

"The method is so ancient! Much older than Jiang Chengsang's messy method!"

Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders: "This kind of eventful autumn can only follow the firm's Dongfeng to imitate what they can, and wait for the license to be caught... I'll talk about it later."

"Sure enough, I just want to make money..." Xin Baha complained in a black line, and then sighed again, "And no matter how it goes, the two of them are idols."

Atong nodded: "That's right, at least change it to a female model, producer."

"No, that's not the problem, Atong-chan." Shin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth awkwardly and reminded.

Kagura raised her hand and said, "That's right! Compared to Daisuke, I think Tetsuta Sugimoto is a little more drawn to Aru! Producer!"

"What do you two think of idols? Apart from Daisuke, what do you remember!"

"Then what do you think?" Gintoki closed his eyes and slowly continued, "A long, long time ago, at the end of the universe, Bz and WANDS, the great pair of musicians, gave birth to forty-eight children."

"An inexplicable grand world view." The corners of Xin Ba Ha's mouth twitched.

Yinshi continued to say: "48 children wandered to all corners of the universe, and the last twin, ranked 48, landed on the earth."

"I see!" Shinhachi nodded and raised an index finger, "It's similar to the "I'm from Korin" setting like Yuzu Ogura. "

“…and then into politics.”

(P: After Shima Daisuke retired in 2013, he held a press conference to announce his intention to participate in the Senate election. Although it was not implemented in the end.)

"What's the difference from just now!! Isn't it still Daisuke in the end?!" Shin Baha frantically complained.

Gintoki added impatiently: "HDZ48 for Daisuke who is about to enter the world..."

"Help me to the end!" Kagura and Atong-chan, who don't know when they changed into suits, took the words seriously, clenching their fists at the same time.

"Don't think about Daisuke! It's you who need support now!"

Atong Jiang looked at the blue suit on her body and continued: "But idols in suits may be refreshing, suit pants are not enough to kill, so change them to short skirts. Let's make the accompaniment band a little more fashionable, Maybe you can create a super handsome and cute new idol!"

Looking at the song "Women's Medal" that directly used the song and plagiarized the name of the song that Atong Jiang fantasized about, Xin Baha once again complained: "Let's not talk about the dress, why is this song still the same? Hold on to Daisuke?"

"Is this good, Aru?" Kagura raised an index finger, and at the same time a picture began to appear in his mind.

Seeing that the song in Kagura's mind also used the song title and changed it to "Girl's Mark", Xin Baji said again: "It seems to have changed a bit."

"Then I see it this way..." Saying that, an image appeared in Gintoki's mind.

Looking at the song title of "The Days With More" in the picture, Shin Baha frantically complained: "How can you let idols sing this kind of song! What does a woman's medal mean? A girl's mark is this kind of mark? !”

"Hey~IndoMTL.com~ Where did you think of it?" Yin Shi glanced at Xin Baha with his hands in his arms and eyes strangely, "The days with a lot of volume refer to that, that, there are a lot of big boys in the accompaniment band. The day of the assistant."

"What the **** is going on then!! Why is this guy again? Why is he so haunted? Didn't this guy all enter the political arena?!"

Gintoki spoke again casually: "For Daisuke, who is returning to the entertainment industry, HDZ48 said..."

"Support to the end!!" Kagura and Atong took the words without hesitation.

"It's all said to make you forget about Daisuke!" Shin Baha groaned excitedly, then glanced at Jiang Cheng who had just stood up from the floor, "Anyway, now we should consider a more comprehensive promotion model. Right? How should the characters of the two of them be better?"

"That...whether it's a little simpler and just use the current YouTuber's set." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Which one is the YouTuber's set?" Xin Ba Haw asked with a look of contempt.