Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 714: :Compared to changing things, the same things are more valuable…
"Coke and Mentos."
Xin Ba Hao complained: "You are also quite old... The current YouTubers basically don't upload videos of that kind of ancient experiment."
"Idiot? Who said that?" Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, and glanced at Kagura and Atong-chan on the sofa while holding up his hands, "I didn't say let the two of them go. Off to make that boring video."
"What do you mean?"
“When did new media such as YouTubers and live broadcasts begin to enter the public’s attention? New Baja?”
"Just...the last few years, what happened?"
"Then the YouTuber's videos first originated from Mentos and Coke, and the mainstream ones are all kinds of random experiments and trick videos."
"Uh...that's true."
"But it's very rare now, right?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and looked at Xin Ba Hao again, "Do you think the video of Mentos and Coke will be as sensational as it was then?"
"Probably not getting any traffic..."
"In just a few years, the popularity of the once-popular mess has been reduced to almost nothing." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned to look at Atong and Kagura on the sofa, "Actually, this kind of thing It's no different from idols, even if they are very popular now, but... in this era when all kinds of information can be learned at any time... all kinds of idols are popping up in a blowout, it may become bleak. dull."
"No! No! Atong sauce she..."
"Shut up, glasses." Jiang Cheng interrupted Xin Ba Hao in a flat tone, "Yes, no matter what kind of character you set for them and how many fans you will attract, one day they will be will become bleak."
"How could..."
"It's useless to be entangled in the new possibilities of the character design," Jiang Cheng said with his hands, and then looked at Kagura and Atong again, "The most important thing is to find something that will never end. The things that have changed are the shining points that can attract fans. That is the most important thing. As long as there is that, it will probably last a few more years.”
"I can't believe that Jiang Chengsang will occasionally say things that are not in line with the family's status as a squatter..."
"Do you want to be beaten?" Jiang Cheng frowned and glanced at Xin Ba Hao, then cleared his throat, "Anyway, it means that Bz and WANDS are absolutely not good, let's change it to ZARD."
"What's the difference?!"
"No, speaking of Sister Quan Shui, I like it even now."
"Is this what you mean by constant?!"
"Why didn't Sister Quan Shui announce that she is going to enter the political arena! Obviously I will definitely support her!" Jiang Cheng cried out in grief.
"Shut up for me! By the way, why are you two idols moved to tears together? Can you stop talking about Daisuke? I'm so annoying—!"
"No, Bz and WANDS are better!" Gintoki said.
"No, ZARD is immortal!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"Bz and WANDS!!"
"ZARD!!"
"What are you two arguing about?! Stop me!"
"Then let's neutralize it." Gintoki nodded.
"Well, yes." Jiang Cheng agreed.
"Then... Daisuke." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi raised an index finger at the same time.
“Why ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the two of you!”
Jiang Cheng propped his chin and replied solemnly: "No, I was wondering if Sister Quan Shui had thought about running for elections or something."
"I miss you!! Anyway, shut up for both of you, now forget about Bz, WANDS and ZARD! Daisuke forget about me too!"
"I will never forget you!" Jiang Cheng shouted solemnly, clenching his fists, "Sister Quan Shui!"
"We won't forget either!" Kagura and Atong shouted with clenched fists and moved faces.
"No, then what I'm talking about is not that forgetting, anyway, can you guys forget about those bands now? This kind of thing only happens when you are asked about your "favorite band" in an interview It was necessary to appear, and now there is absolutely no need to appear! It will be overwhelming! "
"I see, I see." Jiang Cheng nodded.
Looking at Jiang Cheng sitting between Atong-chan and Kagura, Shinpachi scolded him...
Silenced.
At this moment, A Miao's voice suddenly came from the direction of the door.
"Xinjiang is right, so don't make fun of Jiang Chengsang." A Miao, who stepped into the door naturally, smiled and said, "Focusing on how Bz and WANDS are still It's really good to have ZARD, and I can even ask Sister Quan Shui to help write songs or something, but...you all forgot one very important thing, President, Sakata P."
Xin Ba Hao spit out expressionlessly: "Well, sister, you forgot something very important. If you don't listen, why is sister here?"
A Miao, who was walking slowly, crouched down and put the lunch box in her hand in front of several people and said with a smile: "I'm sorry to bother you, but I just heard that Kagura-chan is going to debut, and I also want to cheer her on. Cheers. Here, it's a condolence."
"Big sister!" Kagura cheered and took the lunch box.
"I wanted to put down the condolences and leave, but I really can't stand it anymore."
A Miao closed her eyes with a somewhat helpless feeling in her words, and stood up slowly at the same time.
Atongjiang, who opened the lunch box, looked at the dark substances in the lunch box that exuded an ominous dark aura, and asked excitedly, "It's amazing! What is this!"
A Miao closed her eyes and said slowly, "President, Sakata P, you two really don't notice anything. You both think about it, but in the end you only think about how to sell and how to please everyone. There is only the audience. But the idols' opponents are not just off the stage. The real enemies are behind them. That is, the backing band and the dancers. Do you know how many idols they devoured?"
"What are you trying to say—!" Shin Baha's voice was hoarse and frightened.
"Think about it again. In the early years, Qian [beep--] and Hama Obu, if you think about it carefully, it was all idols who were trapped by the accompaniment and dancers and suffered a lot."
"No, although it is true that there are many such things."
“They disguised themselves as their idol’s companions, watched their unsuspecting backs, and waited for the opportunity in the dark to be ready to take action. Then once there was an opportunity, they aimed at the moment when the idols relaxed...”
Seeing A Miao covering her mouth with a surprised expression on her face, Xin Ba Haw complained again: "The accompaniment and dancers are too scary!"
"In the entertainment industry, idols are commodities." A Miao folded her hands and continued solemnly, "Anything that would allow the products to be harmed by the people around you, regardless of the audience, is never allowed to happen."
"Atong sauce—!" Looking at Atong, who was unconscious and lying on the table because of eating dark matter, Xin Baha shouted and complained, "Your condolences have already killed an idol! "
A Miao continued to talk to herself, with a bit of sarcasm in her words: "One of the selling points of idols is purity, you men should all know this, right? But you just casually decided to accompany the band or something, It's ridiculous. It should be overturned immediately!"
"What are you talking about as a layman?" Yin Shi forced back his displeasure, "Then tell me, who do you want to accompany?"
……
"Guitar! KYUBEI—"
"Be...Bass, TSUKUYO..."
"Drummer!!"
"The castanets, OTAE - and then, the four together..."
"Electric Perfume!"×4
Looking at the four A-Miao who even changed their costumes, Xin Ba Haw once again complained: "You guys are also full of momentum! Where the **** is this stupid band coming from!"
"What did you say?" Little Ape shrugged his shoulders and defended as a matter of course, "We made an appointment to debut before you guys, and we made an appointment on the studio next door."
Koubei said: "The opportunity has finally come, OTAE-chan."
"You have no chance at all~IndoMTL.com~ Come back to me!!" Shin Baha pointed at a few people and shouted loudly.
"We all understand, let's be the accompaniment band. But...the idol's enemy is behind the back, please don't forget it~"
Looking at A Miao who was beating the castanets with a kind expression on her face, Yin Shi complained, "What are you thinking about! What the **** is a castanets! It's useless at all!"
"Hey, what about the bass?" Yueyong asked, holding the bass as if holding a baseball bat, "Is that the one? After all, it's enough to hit the ball with this one, right?"
"Ah, that's right, just take care of the three idiots around you first, and then hit your own head in the end." Jiang Cheng squinted and smiled and raised a forefinger.
Whoosh!
Pfft!
呲——
Plop!