Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 715: ：Idol’s honor

On the street, a group of strange girls gathered in front of the posters that had been posted in advance to promote hdz48's debut song "Idol's Medal".

A certain girl with two little red ponytails on her head said casually with a disdainful tone: "It seems that Simentong has already taken action, hdz48, I don't know where it came from. The partner I picked up is quite cute. Really, just like the rude and rustic little girl in the country time house. She is just the right partner..."

Speaking, this very cute-looking girl stretched out her hand and tore off the poster and pinched it into a ball. The corners of her mouth showed a bit of insidiousness, and then said softly: "Continue personal activities honestly and wait for the Wouldn't it be good to eliminate it? Can we beat us with such teammates? Simentong's hdz48...what does the top idol of the earth look like? I really look forward to it..."

……

On the other side, apart from the gender difference from the girls just now, a group of men in the same dress who were attracted by the poster were extremely angry or unacceptable at this time.

If you want to ask why, it's probably because each of these people is wearing the clothes of the temple guards.

"What is this?"

"Atong Jiang formed a group debut or something..."

"Stop joking!" Xin Baji's childhood sweetheart... Growing small, Gao Zai clenched his fists and burst into blue veins and shouted very unhappily: "Who is that booger girl next to you?!"

"So far we have only believed in Atong-chan as the only god!"

"To defile Atong Jiang with this kind of bundling!"

"Our Guards will never approve any combination!"

"This is an emergency!"

"You need to hurry up and contact Captain Shimura!"

Listening to the fierce remarks of these Guardsmen, you and I, I can't stop, in fact, Xin Baha, who was hiding behind a telephone pole not far away, came out secretly, with a constipated expression on his face. Looking at the members of the Guards who kept saying that they wanted to contact them to let them make up their minds, they didn't dare to let out a word, for fear of being discovered.

But at this moment, Kagura, who was sitting in the car with his nose picking at his nose, suddenly shouted, "Manager Shimura!"

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Ha was instantly startled.

"What are you doing in that kind of place?" Atong Jiang, who was also sitting in the car, also asked in confusion.

Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and complained: "Idols are very busy! Hurry up and buy me vinegar kelp, garbage broker!"

"Shh—" Xin Ba Ha hurriedly raised an index finger in a gesture of silence.

"Manager Shimura?" A member of the Guards suddenly realized something and turned around to look at Shin Baha, who was hiding behind a telephone pole not far away.

At the same time, the other members turned their heads one by one and looked over.

"Captain!"

"There is also Atong sauce!"

"Captain, what the **** is going on?"

"It won't be the captain who made Atong sauce..."

Looking at the members who rushed forward as if to confront him in an instant, Xinba Haw hurriedly defended: "No, it's not..."

However, after speaking, the waiting car has already started first.

Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao hurriedly trotted after him, and at the same time kept shouting: "Hey! Wait a minute! Don't leave me behind!"

However, failing to catch up, he fell to the ground and was stepped on by a group of extremely excited members of the Guards who were chasing behind him...

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In the Oedo recording hall, the two lead singers of hdz48 are recording their new debut songs in the studio, and Jiang Cheng and Yinshi and others are monitoring outside.

"Stop," Yin Shi shouted to stop two people through the monitor headphones, frowning and reminded: "Can you not add Aru casually? Kagura, the lyrics are all in vain. For the time being, forget the character attributes to show the true nature. Is it ok for me? Is it ok to just let the nails come out?"

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a pink "Kagura-chan" support uniform similar to the Guard's costume, folded his hands and closed his eyes, and replied, "People set people up, plus this kind of awkward language. It is Kagura, and fans will definitely like this kind of Alu idol, which is different from ordinary idols."

"What is Aluidou? She's just booger. As the president, what's the matter with your outfit?"

"Thinking that if she had fans just after her debut, Kagura might be able to show her energy. I'm going to ask Baihua and the others to prepare hundreds of sets. Do you need them?"

"I need your head! No one will wear that kind of thing except you, an idiot! And this kind of booger idol, no one will chase after you except you!"

"What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth directly and shouted with white eyes: "Do you **** know how hard I have done for the two of them?! Now all the stores in Yoshiwara have started to add h packages Yes!"

The so-called h package refers to one piece of hdz48's debut album and one piece of Kagura Guards uniform at the end of the day.

"It's just a simple booger package! No one will buy it at all! You don't have to do anything! As long as you are bound to Atong, you don't have to do anything! The money will automatically come to your pocket!"

"Huh?! What about Kagura-chan's efforts? Are you blind to Kagura's efforts?!"

"She just works hard to pick her booger on the side!"

"Wouldn't it be more convenient to switch directly to you!"

Sitting on the sofa, Shin Baha, who is depressed because the only position that can shine (Teramon-dori Guards) is deprived, listens to the unstoppable quarrel between the producer and the president who are beginning to quarrel in front of him. He let out a long sigh.

"You two stop arguing," Xin Baha raised his head to persuade him, and then showed concern: "Now is not the time to make a fuss over this kind of thing, right? You should also see the fans. What's your reaction? This group isn't popular at all."

Yin Shi turned around and comforted: "Don't worry, while the new CD is released, a grand press conference will be arranged, and the accompaniment band will also cooperate with us to make adjustments. As long as it accumulates popularity before that, it will be fine. .

Aren't you drawn to Atong's unpretentious street performances before? Real popularity should be accumulated like this down-to-earth. Fans come and go quickly, and there is no shortcut to popular business, Shimura's agent. "

"Indeed." New Bajaw declined to comment.

"Although I'm sorry Atong-chan, but now I can only make her forget the status of the chief idol and start the business first."

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In front of a shop that sells bedding, looking at Atsu-chan and Kagura sitting at the table and the pink sign that reads "hdz48 Pillow Business Club" on their heads, Xin Ba Ha was silent. After a long time, he took a deep breath.

"What kind of down-to-earth--! What does pillow business mean?! What do you want idols to do!"

(Pillow business: the meaning of unspoken rules.)

Looking at the excited Shin Baha, Gintoki explained calmly, "It's like a handshake meeting, isn't 'Idols who can meet' very popular now? We are "Idols who can sleep together immediately""

"That's not an idol anymore!"

"Don't worry, it's just an ordinary handshake meeting selling signature pillows at a high price."

"This is a scam!"

As soon as the words of Xin Baji fell, the fans who heard the news flocked there, holding up their money and excited. If there were no staff who maintained the order at the scene, those fans would definitely have rushed in.

Seeing the otaku who were scrambling to hold the banknotes and shouting excitedly to share the bed with Atong, Xin Baha once again complained: "A large group of men who misunderstood the meaning are coming here! "

"Hmph, it looks like it's going well." Yin Shi said with a humming with his hands in his pockets.

"No wonder! This kind of activity is too dangerous!" Shinba groaned.

Yin Shi replied indifferently: "The handshake meeting is inherently very dangerous. 100% of the hands of those otakus have touched oo, which is equivalent to all idols and fans who have touched oo, and in the end there is only one left. oo and oo are shaking hands."

"What kind of danger is this!"

"Really Aru? It's too bad Aru." Kagura, who picked his nostrils, said with disgust, "Add an obligation to fans to wash their hands and sanitize their hands before shaking hands."

"Idols like you with hands full of booger don't have the right to say such things!"

Jiang Cheng said, "Don't worry, Xinba Haw. After all, they have also taken oiran classes, but only to this extent."

"That is the most dangerous! What the **** do you want idols to do!"

"That's right! It's okay!" Atong-chan clenched his fists and said energetically, "I can't stand such a trivial thing as an idol! Not to mention that compared with the work of the wandering girls, this point It's really easy!"

"I told you not to compare yourself with the girls!!"

"It's really professional," Yin Shi praised, and then comforted: "Don't worry, we will protect you if there is any situation."

"Okay, Aru, if there is a dangerous person, you must come and save us." Kagura, who pinched the hands of the fans in front of him to the bone, ignoring the screams of the fans, said in a very innocent tone.

Looking at the moaning fans~IndoMTL.com~ Xin Ba Hao complained again: "It's your idol who is dangerous!"

"Okay, next." Jiang Cheng on the side just took the money from these people, "Okay, next."

Looking at the fallen fans, Xinbaha frantically complained: "Slow down, slow down, slow down! What kind of handshake meeting is this! It's completely Kaoru's handshake meeting!"

(Kaoru Hanayama: The gang leader in the blade teeth, born with strange power.)

"Yahahahie, you really underestimate idols, but you can earn more than a wandering girl by shaking hands or something." Jiang Cheng shook his head with some emotion and said, and then looked at him again. In front of him, he looked at the seniors who were lying on the ground tremblingly, "Yo Xi, the next one is also the M package, right? What, no? No, no, no, you are M at first sight. Hurry up, the people behind are still waiting. ."

"Do you consider this place to be a club?! They told me not to fix Yoshihara's tricks!" Xin Baha, who couldn't bear it any longer, kicked Jiang Cheng down, and then pointed at the fallen to the ground. Those fans whose hands were abolished, "By the way, before seeing Atong-chan, all the members fell down heroically!"

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