Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 715: : Hoon of the idol

On the street, a group of strange girls gathered in front of the poster that had been put up in advance to promote hdz48's debut song "Idol's Medal".

A girl with two little red girls on pink double ponytails casually said in a disdainful tone: "It seems that Simentong has already taken action, hdz48, I don't know where it came from." The partner I picked up is quite cute. Really, like a rude and rustic little girl in a regular house in the country. Her partner is just right..."

Speaking, this cute-looking girl stretched out her hand and tore off the poster and crumpled it up little by little. The corners of her mouth showed a bit of sinister, and she continued softly: "Continue with your personal activities honestly and wait for the poster to be released." Wouldn’t it be enough to just eliminate it? Can this kind of teammate win against us? Teramon Tong’s hdz48... What does the top idol on earth look like? I’m really looking forward to it..."

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On the other side, apart from the gender difference from the girls just now, a group of men in the same outfit who were also attracted by the poster were extremely angry or unacceptable at this time.

If you want to ask why, it is probably because each of these people is wearing the costumes of the temple gate Tongqin guards.

"What is this?"

"Atong sauce made a group debut..."

"Stop joking!" Xin Baji's childhood sweetheart... Gao Zai clenched his fists and yelled in displeasure, "Who is that booger **** next to me?!"

"So far, we have only believed in Atong-chan as the only god!"

"Using this kind of bundled sales to tarnish Atong sauce!"

"Our pro-guards will never approve of any combination!"

"This is an emergency!"

"Hurry up and contact Captain Shimura!"

Listening to the unstoppable fierce speeches of these pro-guard members, Xin Baji, who was actually hiding behind a certain telegraph pole not far away, popped up secretly, with a constipated expression on his face He stared intently at the members of the pro-guard who kept saying that they wanted to contact him to let him make up their minds, and they dared not speak loudly for fear of being discovered.

But at this moment, Kagura, who was sitting on the side car picking his nose, suddenly shouted: "Manager Shimura!"

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji was startled instantly.

"What are you doing in that kind of place?" Atong-chan, who was also sitting in the car, poked his head and asked suspiciously.

Kagura squinted her eyes and complained, "Idols are very busy! Hurry up and buy me vinegar kelp, garbage broker!"

"Hush—" Xin Baji hastily raised his index finger as a gesture of silence.

"Shimura's manager?" A member of the pro-guard suddenly noticed something, turned around and looked at Shin Hachi who was hiding behind a telephone pole not far away.

At the same time, the rest of the members also turned their heads to look at the past one by one.

"Captain!"

"There is also Atong sauce!"

"Captain, what is going on?"

"It's not the captain who asked Atong sauce..."

Looking at the group of members who rushed forward as if confronting him in an instant, Xinbaji hurriedly defended: "No, it's not..."

But before the words were finished, the car waiting on the side had already started first.

Seeing this, Xin Baji trotted to chase after him, and at the same time kept shouting: "Hey! Wait a minute! Don't leave me behind!"

However, he failed to catch up and fell to the ground, being stepped on by the excited members of the pro-guards who were chasing after him...

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In the Oedo recording hall, the two lead singers of hdz48 are recording their new debut song in the recording studio, and Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and others are listening outside.

"Stop," Yinshi yelled to stop the two through the monitor earphones, and reminded with a frown: "Can you stop adding Aru casually? Kagura, the lyrics are all in vain. Temporarily forget the character attributes to show the real Is it ok for me? Is it ok to just let Kugimiya come out?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a pink "Kagura-chan" support uniform similar to the clothing of the pro-guards, folded his hands and closed his eyes, and replied, "People have set up people, and this kind of awkward language It’s Kagura, and fans will definitely like this kind of Alu idol who is unique and different from ordinary idols.”

"What is Alu Idol? She is a booger. As the president, what's the matter with your outfit?"

"I thought that if she had fans just after her debut, Kagura might be able to show her enthusiasm. I am going to let Baihua and the others prepare hundreds of sets. Do you need it?"

"I need your size! No one will wear that kind of thing except you, an idiot! And this kind of booger idol, no one will chase after you except you!"

"What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and yelled with blank eyes: "You bastard, do you know how hard I have worked for the two of them?! Now all the stores in Yoshiwara have started to add the h set meal It's over!"

The so-called h package refers to a piece of hdz48's debut album and a piece of Kagura pro-guard uniform at the end of the day.

"It's just a simple booger package! No one will buy it at all! You don't need to do anything! As long as you bind Atong, you don't need to do anything! The money will automatically come to your pocket!"

"Huh?! What about Kagura-chan's efforts? Are you guys turning a blind eye to Kagura's efforts?!"

"She just digs her booger hard!"

"Wouldn't it be more convenient to switch to you directly!"

Sitting on the sofa, Xin Baji, who was depressed because he was deprived of the only position where he could shine (Temon Tong Qin Guards), listened to the unstoppable quarrel between the producer and the president who started to quarrel in front of him. With a long sigh.

"Stop arguing, you two," Xin Baji raised his head to persuade, and then showed a worried face: "Speaking of which, this is not the time to be noisy because of such things, right? You should also see fans Your reaction? This combination is not popular at all."

Yintoki turned around and comforted: "Don't worry, we will arrange a grand press conference while the new cd is on sale, and the accompaniment band is also cooperating with us in making adjustments, as long as we accumulate popularity before then, we will be fine .

Aren't you also attracted by Atong's simple street performances before? True popularity should be accumulated down-to-earth like this. Fans come and go quickly, there is no shortcut in the sale of popularity, Manager Shimura. "

"Indeed." Xin Baji did not deny it.

"Although I feel a little sorry for Atong-chan, but now I can only let her forget her status as the chief idol, and start with business in a down-to-earth manner."

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In front of a store that sells bedding, looking at Atong-chan and Kagura sitting at the table and the pink sign that says "hdz48 Pillow Business Association" on their heads, Xin Baji fell silent After a long time, I took a deep breath.

"What kind of down-to-earth guy! What do you mean by pillow business?! What do you want your idol to do!"

(Pillow business: the meaning of unspoken rules.)

Looking at the excited Shin Hachi, Gintoki explained calmly: "It's like a handshake party, isn't "idols you can meet" very popular now? We are "idols who can sleep together immediately""

"That's not an idol anymore!"

"Don't worry, it's a pillow business, but it's just an ordinary handshake meeting with signed pillows at a high price."

"This is a scam!"

As soon as Xinbaji's voice fell, the fans who heard the news flocked in, holding money and excitedly. If there were no staff members maintaining order at the scene, those fans would have rushed in.

Looking at those otaku who were scrambling to hold up banknotes and couldn't help shouting excitedly to sleep with Atong, Xin Baji complained again: "A large group of men who misunderstood the meaning came here! "

"Hmph, it seems to be going well." Yin Shi put his hands in his pockets and said with a laugh.

"No wonder! This kind of activity is too dangerous!" Xin Baji complained.

Yinshi replied indifferently: "The handshake meeting is inherently dangerous. The hands of those nerds have touched oo 100%, which is equivalent to idols and fans who have all touched oo. In the end, only Now oo and oo are shaking hands."

"What kind of danger is this?"

"Really, Aru? It's too bad, Aru." Kagura, who was picking his nostrils, said with a look of disgust, "Add an obligation for fans to wash their hands before shaking hands."

"Your idol with hands full of boogers is not qualified to say such things!"

Jiang Cheng said: "Don't worry, Xin Baji. They have also attended Hua Kui's courses, but to this extent."

"That is the most dangerous! What do you want idols to do!"

"Yes! It's okay!" Atong-chan clenched his fist and said energetically, "If you can't stand such a trivial matter, you can't be regarded as an idol! Let alone compared with the work of the girls, this It's really easy!"

"I told you not to compare yourself to girls!!"

"As expected of a professional," Yinshi praised, and then comforted: "Don't worry, we will protect you under any circumstances."

"Okay, Aru, if any dangerous person appears, you must come and save us." Kagura, who pinched the hand of the fan in front of him to the bone and ignored the scream of the fan, said in a very innocent tone.

Looking at the wailing fans, Xin Baji complained again: "You, the idol, are the one who is in danger!"

"Okay~IndoMTL.com~next." Jiang Cheng on the side just took money from these people, "Okay, next."

Looking at the fans who fell one after another, Xin Baji complained frantically: "Wait, wait, wait! What kind of handshake is this! It's Kaoru Hanayama's shake!"

(Koru Hanayama: The boss of the gangster in the blade, born with strange power.)

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Looking shiveringly at the seniors who fell on the ground, "Yoxi, the next one is also the m package, right? What, no? No, no, you are m at first glance. Hurry up, the people behind are still waiting .”

"Do you think this is some kind of club?! You said don't give me Yoshihara's tricks!" Unable to bear it, Xin Baji kicked Jiang Cheng down, and then pointed at the fallen Jiang Cheng. Those fans whose hands were crippled, "It is said that before seeing Atong-chan, all the members fell down heroically!"

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