Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 718: : Only the weak will play all kinds of tricks!
"Then Yinjiang is usually responsible for taking care of me. From morning to night, let me do this and that, Aru, until I can't stand up. In short, there is nothing shameful about Aru."
"Is there anything more shameful than that?!" Xin Baha frantically complained.
"Mr. Sakata, are you a lo*ic*n OOO?"
Yin Shi burst into blue veins and retorted: "It's not lo*ic*n OOO! It's P! It's the producer! It's not lo*ic*n anymore!"
"That is, OOOP, right?"
Yin Shi said angrily: "Give me a little more! You rubbish! Bald!"
"By the way, my uncle usually stays in Yoshiwara, and occasionally Gin-chan will let me go there Aru (to get pocket money). And a few days ago, I was with A-tong and Gin-chan. The request to go to Yoshihara to study with the oiran ... class. In short, there is no such thing as a shameful thing!"
"Stop! Kagura-chan! Please! Stop! Kagura-chan!"
"Anyway! Nothing happened!" At the last moment, Jiang Cheng appeared and shouted solemnly, "I asked me to buy that salad! The remaining money is just money for selling pillows! I already bought the game. So it's all gone! There's nothing shameful at all!"
"So you admit the fact that you let Atong and this new member do business and collect money?"
"Ah, I admit it, just two days ago everyone was on the street together..."
"Admit it! The guy admits it!"
"Wait, wait! The pillow business that our president said is not the pillow business you think!" Xin Ba Haw hurriedly defended, "It's just ordinary pillows with signatures!"
"Yes, that's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, "but there is an additional service of sleeping with idols."
"Shut up! President!!"
……
Upstairs, there is a pair of eyes full of loss, looking at Jiang Cheng and others surrounded by the media below through the gap of the blinds.
"My support...is gone. My companions...are gone."
Atong withdrew his hand, lowered his head and murmured in frustration...
……
The next day.
Looking at the misinterpreted or addicted reports of the news newspapers and magazines covering the table, Xin Baha hugged his head and frantically said: "Ah-! It's all our fault, Atong sauce she...! Tong sauce her...!!"
"嘁!" Yin Shi made a small snort, and then sighed, "I didn't expect such a thing to happen before the debut song was released..."
"It's troublesome..." Jiang Cheng shook his head with a dignified expression on his hands, "After I bought the game, I only have 300 yuan left. What should I do with the game that will be released the day after tomorrow?"
"Is it the time to think about those things?!" Yin Shi cursed bitterly, "Are you taking it all to buy the game? Where's my share! Return it to me, bastard!"
"You're about the same!" Shinba scolded bitterly.
At this moment, Simenshi, who was leaning against the wall and looking at a magazine in his hand, said, "It's been put together. The backgrounds of these photos are all composited, which means that you are being used to Raaton dismounts. It's all good work for GKB48."
"Yes... they did it..." Shin Baha looked in disbelief.
"The special unit that has seized the position of the chief idol of all planets is naturally unscrupulous."
"Unforgivable!" Shinba shredded the magazine in his hand and gritted his teeth, "Let's expose their dirty tricks in turn!"
"It's useless," Simenshi shrugged, "they have a lot of influence in the galactic media. We're the only ones being hacked."
"If that's the case, the only thing I can do now is to post the video of shaving apology online." Yin Shi said with his chin propped up, and then he thought.
"Even if everyone hates me as an agent, please don't hate HDZ48!" In the video, a glasses cry.
Seeing the video in Yin Shi's mind, Xin Baha complained: "Where did you shave your hair!"
"Maybe we can only upload the new Baha and the fries together and see who rots Aru first." Kagura suggested while pinching his chin.
"It's your brain that rots!!"
"Let's start with the original Coke and Mentos. Although it's not very popular now, it's more secure." Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his hands.
"I said it's not the YouTuber's debut!!"
"That's right! Uncle!" Kagura nodded and said solemnly: "My words are still in favor of Aru, the big stomach king and YouTuber!"
"Shut up for me, too! Saying...it feels right unexpectedly. No, no, now is not the time to talk about that!"
"Anyway, stop arguing." Said, Simen City put a laptop in front of everyone, "It's already over, whether it's a video or a YouTuber's debut, they've all taken the lead. "
Speaking, Simenshi pressed the play button.
"Hello everyone on Earth~ We are the special forces of the Galaxy Idol - GKB48! We will officially debut on Earth, and the new song "Bichi's Medal" will be released the day after tomorrow~"
Seeing this, Xin Baji was shocked: "It turned out to be the day after tomorrow? Same day as HDZ48?!"
"Even the title of the song hit." Gintoki said.
"It's all for us." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"For this reason, we decided to hold a new song conference, in Oedo DOME~ but it's too boring, so we prepared a heavyweight guest, I didn't expect it... It turned out to be the chief idol of Edo - Teramon Dou Miss! Although I haven't contacted her yet, but Miss Teramon, why don't we bet on the throne of Edo's chief idol and have a showdown?
Our GKB48 and HDZ48 led by Simentong, let's see whose handshake will attract more fans. The winner can release a new song, and the loser quits the idol world on the spot. After all, it is a duel that decides the chief idol. Of course, there will be corresponding risks~ Let’s compete, Miss Teramentsu, after all, you are Edo The top idol~ I believe you will not run away~"
After watching the video, Xin Ba Haw still looked incredulous.
Simen Market said lightly: "It's really amazing. If you publish such a video, rejecting it will only damage our reputation."
"Girls today are really amazing~" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "I feel like I'm not keeping up with the times."
"That's right. His face is not bad, but his actions are really insidious. Kingdombitch really lives up to his name." Ginto hummed softly and agreed.
"Idol and Bitchi are basically synonyms. Sure enough, they are better at these tricks than Atong."
Looking at Simenshi holding his hand and saying such a thing without changing his face, Xin Baha silently complained: "As the president of an idol agency, he actually said such an incredible thing."
Simenshi sighed: "But even if it hurts her reputation, she can't take up her idol career for this kind of thing. But now there are not many fans left, what chance does she have to win?"
"Yes!" Xin Bazhu interrupted Simenshi, "If you want to talk about fans, there are four here!"
"Don't worry about Aru, I won't make trouble again." Kagura said while picking his nostrils, "You should dig your own booger, this is an idol!"
Yin Shi put his hands in the pockets of his suit pants and trousers, and a smile appeared on his face: "We HDZ48 have already done it to make the diamond of Atong more dazzling, as long as we earn it... Even if we can't earn it, it doesn't matter if we turn it into a nose at any time. The consciousness that the **** is gone is gone.”
Jiang Cheng hooked the corners of his mouth gently: "To be honest, although I'm not a fan of that little girl, how could I honestly swallow it when I was put on such a scene? Even if it's all about the little girl, I It will also make them pay the price they deserve. Insidious? Treacherous? Means? These things are only things that the weak will play with. If the real strong play these nasty things... But they will let those people play. Little girls have nightmares every day~”
After all, the four of them crossed the temple market one by one and walked towards the door.
"You...you..."
"As an idol, Atong sauce has always given us dreams and hopes. Now it is our fans' turn to respond to Atong sauce's dreams and hopes!"
As I said before, Xin Ba Haw will always become less Xin Ba Haw when faced with Atong sauce.
Of course, what few people didn't know was that at a certain corner, Atongjiang was secretly looking at the backs of the four with his eyes trembling.
……
Edo DOME, an oversized sports dome, under the built stage are the OTAKUs who have already entered the arena ahead of schedule.
"Thank you for being here today for us!"
Bichier winked and shouted.
“Oh—!”×n
The crowd of OTAKUs in the audience immediately cheered.
"We are idols in the universe GKB48~" ×48
“Oh!!”×n
"Then who accepted our challenge was..."
Before Bitchi'er finished speaking, Kagura, who was standing next to Gintoki, Shinbaha, and Jiang Cheng, who were all dressed in women's clothes, stuck her nostrils and took the words.
"Hello everyone, we are HDZ48~"
"It's a ghost!" Bitchier complained with white eyes~IndoMTL.com~ Where is the Atong person? ! How come a bunch of booger aggregates come up! Which nostril did it come out of? "
"Take responsibility for the scandal," Yinshi... no, the paper blows a kiss, "removed the new member of that part~"
"PACHIE~" Shin Hachi... No, Hachi took over.
"PARKO~" The paper took over, and then with Hachiko squeezing their eyes at the same time, raised one foot and pointed at Jiang Cheng, "And~"
"~" Jiang Cheng... No, Jiang Zi subconsciously showed a smile and returned, but then he reacted again and directly kicked the paper in the face, "It's too big! Why do I have to play too? Ah! Stinky natural rolls!"
"Calm down, Jiang Zi, it's all for the sake of Atong-chan, please bear with me for a while." Bahui hurriedly persuaded in a low voice.
"What kind of way is this to take responsibility!" Bitchier frantically complained, "What a joke! We are looking for Simentong! You idiots wait for me to stay cool and cool!"