Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 718: : Only the weak will play various tricks!


"In normal times, Silver Sauce is responsible for taking care of me, letting me do this and that, Alu, until I can't straighten up. In short, there is nothing shameful, Alu."

"Is there anything more shameful than that?!" Xin Baji complained wildly.

"Mr. Sakata, are you lo*ic*n OOO?"

Yinshi retorted with bursting veins: "It's not lo*ic*n OOO! It's P! It's the producer! It's not lo*ic*n anymore!"

"That is to say, is it OOOP?"

Yin Shi said angrily: "Give me enough time! You trash! Bald!"

"By the way, my little uncle usually stays in Yoshiwara. Occasionally, Silver Sauce will let me go there, Alu (to get pocket money). And a few days ago, Atong and I were in Little Uncle and Silver Sauce I asked to go to Yoshiwara to study with the oiran... I have attended class. In short, there is nothing shameful about it, Aru!"

"Stop! Kagura-chan! Please! Stop! Kagura-chan!"

"Anyway! Nothing happened!" At the last moment, Jiang Cheng appeared and shouted solemnly: "I asked you to buy that salad! The remaining money is just money for selling pillows! I already bought games So it’s already spent! There’s nothing shameful about it!”

"That is to say, you admit the fact that you let A Tong and this new member do business and collect money?"

"Ah, I admit this, just two days ago we were together on the street..."

"Admitted! This guy admitted!"

"Wait, wait! The pillow business our president mentioned is not the kind of pillow business you think!" Xin Baji hurriedly defended, "It's just ordinary pillows with signatures!"

"Well, that's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, "but there is also the additional service of sleeping with idols."

"Shut up! President!!"

Upstairs, there was a pair of eyes full of disappointment, looking through the gap in the blinds at Jiang Cheng and others surrounded by the media below.

"The people who supported me...are gone. My companions...are gone too."

A Tong withdrew his hand, lowered his head and murmured with difficulty concealing his loss...

The next day.

Looking at the misinterpretations or embellished reports of those newspapers and periodicals covering the table, Xin Baji held his head and cried out, "Ah——! It's all our fault, Atong-chan, she...! Ah Tongchan, she...!"

"Tch!" Yinshi let out a small twitter, and then sighed, "I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen before the release of the debut song..."

"I'm in trouble..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and shook his head solemnly, "After buying the game, I only have 300 yuan left. What should I do with the game that will be released the day after tomorrow?"

"Is this the time to think about those things?!" Yinshi cursed bitterly, "Did you take all of it to buy games? Where is my share! Give it back to me, you bastard!"

"You are about the same!" Xin Baji scolded.

At this moment, Simenshi, who was leaning against the wall and looking at a magazine in his hand from beginning to end, said aloud: "It was placed together. The backgrounds of these photos are all synthetic, which means that you have been used to La Atong is dismounted. It is all a good thing that GKB48 did."

"Yes... they did it..." Xin Baji had an unbelievable expression on his face.

"The special forces that have seized the position of the chief idol of all planets will naturally do whatever they can."

"Unforgivable!" Xin Baji tore up the magazine in his hand and said through gritted teeth, "Let's expose their dirty methods instead!"

"It's useless," Simenshi shrugged, "They have a lot of influence in the media of the galaxy. We are the only ones who have been hacked."

"Since that's the case, the only way to do it is to post the video of shaving your hair and apologizing on the Internet." Gintoki said with his chin propped up, and then thought.

"Even if everyone hates me as an agent, please don't hate HDZ48!" In the video, a pair of glasses cried out like this.

Seeing the fantasy video in Yinshi's mind, Xin Baji complained: "Where did you shave your hair!"

"Maybe we can only upload Xinbaji and French fries together, and see who will rot first, Aru." Kagura suggested while pinching his chin.

"It's your head that's rotten!!"

"Let's start with the original Coke and Mentos. Although it's not very popular now, it's safer." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded.

"I told you it's not the YouTuber who made his debut!!"

"That's right! Little uncle!" Kagura nodded, and said solemnly: "My words are still leaning towards Alu, the big stomach king tubing master!"

"Shut up, too! By the way...it feels very appropriate unexpectedly. No, no, now is not the time to talk about that kind of thing!"

"Anyway, stop arguing." Then, Simenshi put a laptop in front of everyone, "It's over, no matter if it's a video or a Youtube host's debut, they are one step ahead of you. "

Speaking, Simen pressed the play button.

"Hello everyone on Earth~We are the special force of galaxy idols—GKB48! We will officially debut on Earth, and the new song "Bichi's Medal" will be released the day after tomorrow~"

Seeing this, Xin Baji was shocked: "It turned out to be the day after tomorrow? The same day as HDZ48?!"

"Even the title of the song is different." Yinshi said.

"It's totally aimed at us." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"For this reason, we decided to hold a new song release conference at the Oedo DOME ~ but just like this is too boring, so we prepared a heavyweight guest, unexpectedly...it turned out to be the chief idol of Edo——Teramon Tong Miss! Although I haven’t contacted her yet, Ms. Teramon Tong, why don’t we bet on the throne of Edo’s chief idol and have a showdown?

We GKB48 and HDZ48 led by Teramoto, let's see whose handshake can attract more fans. The winning party can release a new song, while the losing party will quit the idol world on the spot. After all, it is a duel to determine the top idol, and of course there will be corresponding risks~ Let’s fight it out, Ms. Teramon Tong, after all, you are Edo Top idol~ I believe you won't escape~"

After watching the video, Xin Baji still had an unbelievable expression on his face.

Simenshi said lightly: "It's really amazing. If we publish such a video, it will only damage our reputation if we reject it."

"Girls nowadays are really amazing~" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "I feel like I'm not keeping up with the times."

"That's right. He has a pretty face, but he is really sinister in his actions. Kingdombitch really lives up to his name." Silver snorted softly and echoed.

"Idol and Bichi are basically synonymous. Sure enough, they are better at playing these tricks than Atong."

Looking at Simenshi who folded his hands and said such words without changing his face, Xin Baji silently complained: "As the president of an idol agency, he actually said such terrible things."

Simen City sighed: "But even if it hurts her reputation, she can't get involved with her idol career for this kind of thing. But now that there are not many fans left, what chance does she have?"

"Yes!" Xin Baji interrupted Simenshi, "If you want to talk about fans, there are four here!"

"Don't worry about Aru, I won't make any more trouble." Kagura said while picking his nostrils, "You should dig your own booger yourself, this is an idol!"

Yinshi put his hands in the pockets of his suit trousers, with a smile on his face: "Our HDZ48 is more dazzling for the diamond of Atong. I realized that the **** is gone."

Jiang Cheng gently hooked the corners of his mouth: "To be honest, although I'm not a fan of that little girl, how can I swallow it honestly when I'm put on such a trick? Even if it's all a little girl's film, I It will also make them pay the price they deserve. Insidious? Treacherous? Means? These things are only for the weak to play with. If the real strong play with these obscene things... But it will make those Little girls have nightmares every day~”

After finishing speaking, the four of them crossed the gate of the temple one by one and walked towards the outside.

"You...you guys..."

"Atong-chan, as an idol, has always given us dreams and hopes. Now it's our fans' turn to respond to Atong-chan's dreams and hopes!"

Just like what I said before, Xinbaji will always become less Xinbaji when facing the matter of Atong sauce.

Of course, what few people knew was that at a certain corner, Atong-chan was secretly poking his head up and looking at the backs of these four people with trembling eyes.

In Edo DOME, a super-large dome stadium, under the stage that has been built, there are OTAKUs who have already entered the venue ahead of time.

"Thank you for coming here for us today~!"

Bichier winked and shouted.

"Oh——!"×n

All the OTAKUs in the audience immediately cheered.

"We are the idols of the universe GKB48~"×48

"Oh!!"×n

"The one who accepted our challenge was..."

Before Bichier finished speaking, Kagura who was standing beside Gintoki, Shin Hachi, and Jiang Cheng who were all dressed in women's clothing, took the conversation with his nostrils stuck.

"Hello everyone, we are HDZ48~"

"It's a ghost!" ! Why is there a bunch of booger aggregates coming up! Which nostril did it come from? "

"Take responsibility for the scandal," Eunshi...no, the paper blew a kiss, "The new member who removed that part~"

"PACHIE~" Xin Bachi... No, Yahui took the words.

"PARKO~" the paper took the words, and at the same time, he and Yahui raised one foot and pointed at Jiang Cheng, "There's more~"

"~" Jiang Cheng... No, Jiang Zi subconsciously showed a smile and returned, but then he reacted and kicked the paper's face directly, "It's too big! Why do I have to play too?" Ah! Smelly natural roll!"

"Calm down, Jiang Zi, just be patient for the sake of Atong-chan." Ba Hui hurriedly persuaded in a low voice.

"What kind of way to take responsibility is this!" Bichier crazily complained, "Are you kidding! We are looking for Simentong! You idlers wait for me to cool off and stay there!"

Please remember the first domain name of this book: . :


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