Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 720: : OTAKU ah the more _______ the more __…

"That's... a single-person toilet!! In order to counteract the tempting curtains, is there a handshake meeting in the single-person toilet?!"

"Too...too vulgar," Bitchi'er said with disgust and disgust covering her mouth, "How can fans be happy in a handshake meeting in that kind of place..."

However, the voice here has not yet fallen, Bi Chier suddenly heard the following discussion in her team...

"What's wrong with the toilet?"

"Is it possible to see something like that...?"

"How is this possible..."

"But it's a toilet!"

"Ah! It looks like the fans are starting to waver!"

"Sorry, we know exactly what those senior OTAKUs are thinking, too..." Quanzi grinned in an unusually good-natured manner, "If you want to ask why, we have two disgusting OTAs here. …”

Bang! boom!

Yin Shi, who was hit on the head by Jiang Zi and Yahui at the same time, rolled his eyes and slowly fell to the ground.

Jiang Zi hugged his hands and curled his lips angrily: "Who is that disgusting OTAKU like Xinbaha, do you believe it?"

"No, I'm not that disgusting OTAKU anymore." Hachiko said silently.

"Sorry, it seems that you still don't know much about OTAKU." Jiang Zi glanced at the fans who were constantly pouring into the team, and continued in a flat tone: "For those who are not like Xin Ba Hao, As far as Cheery of Women's Fate is concerned, what they want is disgust. The more disgusting they are, the more emotional they feel, character design? What is that? What they like is disgusting fantasy, little girl."

"No, I said, can you not use me as an example?" Hachiko said silently.

"Cut!" Bitchier gritted her teeth with a look of resentment.

"Hey, silver sauce, little uncle, what's going on, Aru?"

"I've never heard of shaking hands in the toilet, Shinchan." A Miao also frowned to express her dissatisfaction.

"It's not my sister!" Hachi hurriedly defended.

"It looks like it's not just the fans who are shaken!"

The paper said calmly: "No, because it's your first time to participate in a handshake meeting or something. It's normal to be too shy to dare to look at the fans."

Jiang Zi raised an index finger and squinted his eyes and took over the words: "So we decided to let you get under the toilet and put your hands out to wait, so that no matter what happens to embarrassing things, it will be fine. It's a relationship."

The paper then added: "After that, you can shake hands with them one by one. You will relax when you can't see anything. You can hold whatever you want. In short, just hold it. Just treat your hands as toilet paper. ."

"In the case of cleaning, prepare a lubricating fluid with cleansing ingredients that is very friendly to the skin. Probably the process is like this." After speaking, Jiang Zi clapped his hands, "Then prepare..."

Bang! boom!

A Miao, who slammed both fists on Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's faces at the same time, scolded with white eyes, "What perverts do you want people to play with?!!"

"Did you hear that? Just now?"

"I'm going over there!"

"I'm going too!"

In an instant, a group of fans with nosebleeds and excited expressions rushed to the HDZ48 handshake venue!

"Oh! More people have left the GKB48 team! HDZ48 has taken away more GKB48 fans with the terrifying Bitchi plan!"

"These nasty bastards!!" Bitchier cursed bitterly, with blue veins jumping on her face.

"The next part is the main story, here it is," said the paper with blood dripping from the nose, holding his hands relaxed and comfortable, "Open your eyes, everyone, the real power of Bichi..."

"Let you see and see!!" Jiang Zi and Qian Zi shouted at the same time.

But the next moment...

The two were beaten by Yueyong, A Miao, Jiubingwei, and Xiao Yuan at the same time.

"Who is Bichi?!!"×4

"Wow!"×2

……

"What a joke, I'm not interested in the handshake meeting at all, I'm just here to apologize to the president." Yueyong frowned, her words were full of displeasure, "And now I'm saying that I want to let the president apologize. Shake hands in the toilet, you might as well hire people from Yoshihara."

"The problem is not here, Miss Yueyong..." Hachiko said silently.

"Isn't that just right?" Shuanzi looked disapprovingly, and glanced at Jiangzi beside him, "Anyway, you're here to wipe this idiot's ass? So what's wrong with going straight to the toilet?"

"Hey, who's **** is dirtier than those OTAKU's [beep--]?" Jiang Zi frowned to express his dissatisfaction.

"Jiang Chengsang, no one said that." Bahui spoke again.

Little Ape said solemnly: "In short, needless to say, I was originally a meat maker for people."

"Shut up!" Hachiko complained.

Kubei also expressed his dissatisfaction: "I was a samurai before my idols, how can I hold such dirty things? The only things that samurai can hold are the weaknesses of swords and nobles, and the time control of the Yagyu family. rights and inheritance rights, stock rights and rice balls.”

Stop holding rice **** with so many dirty hands, you warrior!

“And asking the fans to hold the hand stretched out from the toilet is too disrespectful to the fans present. We have to cherish the fans even more, so…” After saying that, A Miao looked at the young man in front of her. The hand sticking out of the toilet, "shove the fans down the toilet."

Please cherish your fans! !

"Also taking into account the hygiene aspect, simple lubricant is not enough, so in the end it was decided that we were not holding hands, but the fate of Clift (DQ4's instant-death madman)."

Don't think of your fans as clay hands, okay? Stop shaking Clift's feet! It's Clift who is holding back!

"And then, although a lot of things happened," said Amyu, she pulled down the toilet's drawstring, "just flush it all away with water~"

Can't rush away! Your evil deeds and Clift's resentment can't be washed away with the "big" water! !

A Miao, who clapped her hands and walked out, raised a forefinger and said indifferently: "In short, just like the theatrical version of Gintama, as long as fans can buy tickets to enter the arena, the movie will be shit. If it doesn’t work, the money will be kept obediently.”

Don't talk nonsense like this! Don't compare it to your **** nightclub, okay?

At this time, a group of fans asked around the fan who had just been rushed out.

"Hey! What the **** happened?"

The wet fan replied: "Uh...it seems like I touched something soft like Kerry..."

"Kerry?! Soft stuff?!"

"There seems to be some water spraying out at the end..." Shi Lulu continued.

"Squirting holy water?!"

In an instant, the fans were not calm, and rushed to A Miao.

"I'm going to queue at OTAE!"

"The appearance is beautiful but unexpectedly bold and open, OTAE is high!"

Looking at the rushing fans, Hachiko complained: "Everyone miraculously misunderstood what was lined up!"

"Alright, alright," A Miao said with crescent eyes, waving her hands at the fans in front of her, "Don't be in a hurry, please enter the toilet one by one in order."

"Well, anyway, it's okay if there are people in line, Aru." Kagura said indifferently.

But at this moment, Xiao Ape's ridicule suddenly came from the side.

"Pfft~ I'm really laughing to death," Xiao Yuan raised his eyebrows and showed a teasing expression on his face, "How can such a woman have something soft, at first glance, it looks like a whole body is made of Rocky The cliffs of the mountains are formed, and it's just a stubborn savage that gives people an illusion~"

“Don’t be jealous of me just because there is no one in your toilet, right?” A Miao squinted her crescent eyes and replied without a smile, “Monkeys should be like monkeys, sit on the Hericium erinaceus honestly. How's it going?"

"OTAE, Hericium erinaceus is not used for sitting, but a serious wild mushroom for many years. You don't even have a hard brain, do you?"

Looking at the two tit-for-tat confrontation, Kagura hurriedly persuaded: "Hey! Big sister! Little monkey!"

But to no avail.

A Miao still looked at the little ape in front of her with a smile: "So I asked you to sit on the "mushroom" of those stinky men. "

"Have you heard it?" Xiao Yuan shouted deliberately, "This is the nature of OTAE!"

"Who is your opponent!" Hachiko frantically complained.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Little Ape shrugged and replied as a matter of course: "Although this conference is the decisive battle of the chief idol, but before that, it will be the electronic perfume finals first!"

"God knows!!"

"I won't give up the C position! Compared to this kind of crazy woman, it's the right policy to come to me to line up!" Saying that, Xiao Yuan deliberately pulled his chest to reveal a little bit of career line, and turned towards a mad woman. The fans deliberately threw a wink, "Don't you want to shake hands with others? I have two softer Dong·xi·oh~"

The excited fans turned around with excited expressions and rushed towards Little Ape.

"Sure enough!"

"Obviously she's a glasses girl, but her body is so willful and wild, it's first-class!!"

……

Looking at the little ape who stole her fans, A Miao said with blue veins and white eyes, "Damn! Shameless woman!"

"Ahahaha~" Little Ape laughed uncontrollably, "The C position will always be mine! Clift just stay in the carriage and sprinkle holy water!"

(Holy water: a prop in the DQ series that can prevent monsters from approaching~IndoMTL.com~Bang!

Little Ape, who took a fan into the single-person toilet and closed the door, made some terrible noises after a while.

"No way~ hold it a little more gently~"

"Wait for me! What are you doing in there!" Hachiko frantically complained.

"It's going to break if you hold it so hard~" The little monkey, who hugged Bly like a baby, rushed Bly's crotch to the hand outstretched in the toilet. Said, "Those two soft TAMA~"

"That's Bligh's golden ball!!" A Miao, who walked in, lifted her foot and stepped on the little monkey's head and Bligh into the toilet.

"What the **** are you doing? Is this a handshake meeting for the postgraduate students of the DQ48 carriage group (cold bench group)?!" Yahui complained again, "By the way, where do you guys come from who don't have a worldview at all? Did you find it?!"