Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 721: : When playing DQ 2, do you want the 2 princes and princesses to be forever…
"Clift and Bligh, it's better to end the "worries" before the final battle! "
In the single toilet, A Miao yelled while "rectifying" the little ape.
"You two are Clift and Bligh of HDZ48!"
Bahui just finished complaining here, and the paper on the side hugged her hands and hummed twice: "Hmph~ Exactly, thank you for your hard work, Clift, Bligh, Alina from DQ48 ( Naughty Membrane Mage) and Ryan (Old Gentleman...Knight), you know that these two are both exporters, why do more people choose Alina?"
Without waiting for a few people to speak, the paper gave the answer first: "That's because Alina has Clift and Bligh compared to Ryan alone."
"You mean..." Bahui showed a somewhat serious expression on his face.
"That's right," the paper nodded, and then began to break things up solemnly: "They are also like the idol team, and the light of Alina's position C is all the more dazzling because of the background of Clift and Bligh! That is to say..."
Speaking, Juanzi looked at Jiubingwei who was standing beside him a little bit at a loss.
"Sure enough, KYUBEI is the best!"
"It's different from the **** duo, so pure!"
"The eye patch is also very cute, and the secret love attribute is cute..."
"Orthodox idols are the best!!"
Looking at the hand stretched out in front of him, Jiubingwei was a little flustered for a moment and didn't know what to do.
But at this moment, Juanzi shouted: "Come on! Alina! Go forward on the corpses of Clift and Bligh!"
Hearing the sound, Jiubingwei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and stretched out his hand nervously to hold the fans in front of him, but then...
"Ah!!" While shouting, Jiubingwei threw or smashed the fans.
Seeing this scene, Juanzi and Yahui instantly became expressionless, with bleak black lines filling their entire bodies.
Ah...Alina or something, I forgot that she will deliver a series of fatal blows...
"Don't touch me!!!"
Kagura explained solemnly: "Alina bears the same dark Aru as Pizarro (the devil)."
Bahui complained wildly with white eyes: "That's not the case! If she doesn't shake hands, why are you shaking hands!"
"Please wait a little longer, I'm slowly getting used to it," Kubei who had just thrown a few fans raised his head, opened his hand and replied, "Throwing about 1,500 more people seems to be able to overcome it." Already."
The fans can't get over it!
"Then throw Clift and Bligh 1500 times."
With a gloomy face but a smile on his face, A Miao and Xiao Yuan, who were holding Bligh and Clift, spoke at the same time.
Looking at Kubei who listened to the suggestion and smashed Clift and Bligh to the ground, Shin Hachi complained again: "Don't listen to that kind of dark advice! Spare Clift and Bligh Let's go!"
But at this moment, a hand was gently placed on Jiubingwei's shoulder. At the same time, the owner of the hand, Yue Yong, shook his head lightly, and softly comforted him with a pipe in his mouth and eyes closed. : "Okay, KYUBEI, don't force yourself anymore."
"Your Excellency TSUKUYO..." Kubei, who turned around, murmured softly.
"If you are not good at shaking hands with men, I will take your share."
"But how can I let you bear such a burden alone..."
"Don't worry, although I once gave up this identity, I was also a Yoshiwara woman, and I have already made up my mind to deal with men."
"Yoshihara's attributes are so cute!!" Jiubingwei, who turned into a little fan girl, shouted excitedly.
"No! Why are you so cute!" The paper complained.
Bahui took the words in disbelief: "As the ultimate weapon to support Alina, a female warrior has stood up!!"
"Looks cool but is very caring, so considerate!"
"As expected, TSUKUYO is the best!"
"I can only gamble on this one!"
Amid such cheers, a crowd of fans scrambled to Yueyong.
Looking at the fans rushing in front of him, Yueyong still had a calm expression on his face: "And... dealing with OTAKU or something, I've already gotten used to it."
"Hey?" Bahui sensed something wrong in this sentence, and at the same time, Bahui found Yueyong's hand stretched into her chest as if she was groping for something, and her eyes widened involuntarily.
"Wait..."
Yahui realized something and hurriedly spoke, but...it was too late.
Looking at the fans who were instantly killed by Yueyong (Kunai), Yahui's entire face began to twitch non-stop.
After taking a deep breath...
"Don't think OTAKU is the same as Jiang Chengsang!!"
"Hey? Can't you?" Yue Yong was puzzled, "Obviously, as long as he does this in normal times, he will be able to settle down."
"Stop your head! Fans are all scared away! What to do! What should you do after all! Or you should take Jiang Chengsang back! Now go back quickly! Say something Jiang Chengsang...where did he go! I haven't seen him since just now! Hey!"
Kala——
Jiang Zi, who opened the door and stepped out from a private bathroom, yawned and looked at Yahui and others who were all looking at him.
"Why are you all looking at me?" Jiang Zi asked, but then he waved his hand to show a bit of indifference or impatience, "In short, my side is over."
"The end...the end means..." Before finishing speaking, Yahui suddenly noticed something, and stared at the countless wet women behind Jiangzi's single toilet with wide eyes in disbelief.
"About nine hundred and seventy people..." Jiang Zi stretched his shoulders and neck, "What about your results?"
"Twenty-seven...people." Yahui lowered her head.
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng instantly looked at the people with a strange expression on his face, and said "tsk", "Hey, are you serious? I'm too busy here. , What the **** are you doing? Can you even handle a few men? Are you women like this? Or you should go back."
Listening to Jiang Zi's thoughtless complaint, the faces of the women present (Yue Yong, A Miao, Xiao Yuan, Jiu Bingwei) were completely darkened.
"I really can't help it." After shaking his head helplessly, Jiang Zi turned his head and glanced at the score board above his head, "There is only one person left, so let's work harder, hey, eighth Hui, papers, the women at the door just let in two or three of them."
Boom.
Janzi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his pupils trembled, and murmured: "I...remember, in the past, when that guy was playing DQ2, the second prince and the princess... were corpses all the way..."
"You should have said such a terrible thing sooner!" Bahui yelled, but then she showed a bit of gratitude, "But this way it will be fine, we still have a chance of winning..."
"Go to hell!!"×4
Accompanied by the roars of the four women, Jiang Zi, who received a full blow from the four women at the same time... After a wail, he lay on the ground and couldn't get up again.
"What are you doing?!" Yahui yelled, pulling her neck with bursting veins.
A Miao raised an index finger with a smile on her face: "Ah? Nothing, just sending the scum to the place where the scum should go. In other words, it is hell."
Yue Yong raised her hand and said, "Referee, that scumbag's handshake just now doesn't count. That man just used Larry Ho."
(Larry Ho: The hypnotic spell in DQ2.)
"What are you doing again! Miss Yueyong!"
"That's right, that's right, that kind of behavior is equivalent to cheating on the referee, cancel it." Xiao Yuan clasped his hands and nodded and spoke.
"Do you really want to win!!"
"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, forgive me for not accepting this kind of behavior." Jiu Bingwei clenched his fists and showed a look of unbearable expression.
"Give me enough!"
"Well, since most of the members have said so, then I'll..."
Speaking, the referee pressed the remote control in his hand and changed 997 on the HDZ48 display to 27.
"Wait! Wait! There's no cheating!" Bahui hurriedly said, "Those handshakes are real now! There's no need for Larry Ho or Ma Ho Dong anymore! Olic!"
"In short, the score gap of only one person has returned to the big score gap because of HDZ48's self-destruct!"
"Hey! Listen to me, you bastard!!" Yahui cursed with bursting veins.
"Huh~ I was really nervous just now." Bichi'er on the side wiped the sweat from his forehead, "I didn't expect that man to find so many **** fans, I almost thought I was going to lose. , But I didn’t expect it... Hehehehe... I’m so lucky. The accompaniment band behind the idol’s plot, thank you so much...Ahahahahaha!!"
A Miao pointed at Bichier and said angrily, "It's hot! That woman is really hot! New sauce!"
"Whoosh! What kind of attitude is that! It makes people uncomfortable!" The little ape also showed a look of displeasure.
"That ~IndoMTL.com~ is indeed a bit too much." Yue Yong nodded lightly.
Jiubingwei took the words: "Even if I am a samurai, I can't accept such a woman."
"You guys are the ones who make people even more angry! What have you been doing since the beginning! Isn't the fighting inside the electronic perfume perfume enough to satisfy you?!"
"On the other hand, GKB48 has broken through four digits! Although I don't know what happened inside the curtain of charm, every fan who came out seemed to lose their soul (clothes)!"
"The winner has already been decided, HDZ48." Bichier, who opened the curtain, said with a snort.
"Cut!" The paper cut, "Sure enough, we still have to take a different approach to their honey shake..."
At this time, Bahui glanced at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up again, then stood up with clenched fists, tore off the women's clothing on her body, and said with firm eyes: "And...HDZ48 It's not over yet! Temple Gate Pass is far from over!"
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