Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 722: : Witness the real idol

Shinhachi, who walked in the costume of the temple guards, stood in front of everyone: "Only me, the captain of the temple guards, Shimura Shinpachi, I will definitely stop them! So Kagura sauce still has Atong sauce, the rest is up to you!"

On the other side, Atong, who had a panoramic view of this scene in front of the TV, covered his mouth, his pupils trembled slightly, and his face was unbelievable.

……

"The captain of the temple guards, Shimura Shinpachi." Standing in front of a group of GKB48 members, Bitchier raised her eyebrows and looked at Shinpachi in front of her with a playful expression, "Do you also want to join us in GKB48? the handshake meeting? Did you forget? What did your comrade look like at our handshake meeting?"

Xinba Haw was unmoved, but raised his head and looked at the camera or broadcast device in the air, his voice was gentle and soft: "Atong-chan, as long as you are still singing, your fans will not disappear. .Even if you didn't have a fan, you were singing happily on the side of the road at that time. There is another person who gained strength from seeing you like this.

Even when you are sad and sad, your songs encourage us. There is another one for the fans who cheer you on when you are sad and sad. Even if we lose everything, we can just start over. As long as you sing, no matter how many times I will listen to it.

Go to a concert venue with only two people.

No matter what happens, I will be the first and last fan of Simentong. "

"It's interesting~" Bitchier clasped her hands with a look of lack of interest, "Want to survive our handshake meeting to incite neutral fans and the coward who dare not show up? If you can do it, try it. !”

Speaking, Bi Chier pulled open the curtain behind her.

"As you wish, you will become the last fan of Simentong, and then become our captive!"

"That's our line!" Shinpachi replied without fear, while preparing for a sprint, "Shimura Shinpachi, captain of the Guards of the Temple Gate, join us!!"

Speaking of which, Xin Baha shouted and rushed over.

"Xin...Xin Baji--!" Yin Shi shouted.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha, who stepped into the curtain in front of him, instantly fell out of the curtain wearing only his underwear.

"It's so fast—!" Yin Shi complained, "What are you doing? You were instantly killed when you said such a handsome line? You were only left with a pair of **** after being ripped off by the incredible speed!"

"Ahahaha~" Bichier, who opened the curtain, looked at Xin Baha, who was lying on the ground in front of her, and laughed wantonly, "Although you claim to be a senior fan, in the end, it's just a rotten death. It's just an old virgin, as long as you participate in our handshake meeting, no matter who the fans are, they can win it in one fell swoop! The fans of Simentong are finally not alone..."

"I will definitely throw away all the little yellow books when I get home..." Xin Ba Hao interrupted Bi Chi'er's words, while struggling to get up slowly, "But... I don't have any of Atong Jiang's CDs. will throw."

Speaking, Shin Baha raised a red tentacle in his hand.

【My tentacles! 】Bichier then realized the fact that the tentacles on her head were pulled out, 【Could it be that this guy...]

Before Bi Chi'er could think about it, the sequelae of the tentacles being pulled out instantly occurred.

"Hmm!" Bitchier, who had a splitting headache, cried out in pain while holding her head.

"I didn't expect the Shimura clan to survive!! Oh! What's going on? Bitchier is suddenly in pain!"

Xin Ba Ha, who stood up, looked at Bi Chi Er, who was holding her head in agony in front of her, and continued, "I think it's very strange, just shaking hands once will make people a believer of GKB48. What, selling your dream job? No, that's wrong. Everything you show to others is fantasy! GKB48!"

"You...you bastard!!" Returning to her original state, Bi Chi'er, whose chest was filled with purple hair, gritted her teeth and looked at Xin Baha.

"Miss Bichier who has had her tentacles pulled out is like a different person! At the same time, in the charm curtain, the ugly girls that have never been seen appear one after another!"

"As Xin Jiang said," Gao Zai's voice suddenly came out from a curtain, "We don't know about the fans of other idols, but you dare to challenge us, you are good The luck is over!"

"Your brainwashing won't work for us."

"If you want to ask why..."

"We are the number one fan of the number one idol in the universe—"

"Simentong Guards Explosives——!!"×n

Looking at the team members led by Gao Zai, all wearing shorts and holding a tentacle, Xin Ba Haw murmured with a moved face: "Gao Zai... and everyone!"

"What a happy event! The temple guards are resurrected! Due to their obsession with Atong-chan, GKB48's hypnotism was exposed!"

"Liar! The number one idol in our universe turned out to be..."

The fans who had just shaken hands all held their heads and shouted in disbelief, wanting to cry without tears.

"Because the facts are too shocking, the number of people on the GKB48 count board has been cleared! GKB48's handshake meeting can be regarded as an illusion generated by brainwashing so far! Just like HDZ48's!!"

"Sound through the universe, everyone!" Said Xin Baha, who put on a shirt (Simentong Guards uniform), "Who is the idol who is the number one fan in the universe? HDZ48 Guards—— Come out!!"

“!!”

“!”×n

"LOVEKAGURA!"

“LOVEKAGURA!”×n

Like being infected by Xin Baji and others, the rest of the fans also became interested in Xin Baji and others, and rushed to Xin Baji.

"The whole venue resounded with the slogan of the Guards supporting HDZ48! This overwhelming enthusiasm also infected the fans of GKB48 after sobering up!"

"Yalieyalie, it's really, the most dazzling thing." Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his mouth gently and hummed softly, "It's really as he said, that position... maybe only the new It's only suitable for Baji."

"That's right," Yin Shi agreed with some relief, then raised his head and glanced at the live broadcast equipment and cameras that were destroyed by Jiang Cheng at a critical time, "but I just don't know... Can I convey it? For the little girl who didn't see the scene just now."

"Probably? We've heard it after all."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a buzzing ultrasound sounded deep into his brain in the gym, and everyone who heard it covered their heads and showed a face of pain.

"What... what sound is this?!"

At this time, Bi Chi'er, who was flying in the air with his arms outstretched like a sonar, made some kind of brainwashing sound, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "How dare you...you dare to reveal the hidden side of idols!"

Seeing the members of GKB48 making strange sound waves with their hands open, the host continued to explain: "This is... a strange sound wave made by all members of GKB48!"

"Since it's exposed, I'll re-brainwash you all! Dancing to death in the fantasy of so-called idols..."

Before Bi Chier finished speaking, she was hugged by a jumping figure and smashed into the stadium stand.

Boom! ! !

Smoke rises.

"That...that is!!"

The smoke slowly dissipated.

Holding tightly with both hands, Kagura, who was wrestling with Bichier's hands, said, "It seems that the handshake you need is Aru like me."

"HDZ48's KAGURA stopped Miss Bichier! Until the end, the two sides were still deadlocked in the handshake battle!"

Bichier shouted angrily to her team members: "What are you doing?! Hurry up and brainwash all these people..."

But before I could finish ~IndoMTL.com~ a voice more piercing than brainwashing sound waves sounded in the gym, and almost everyone covered their ears.

A Miao, who clapped the castanets in her hands, said, "This is the result of our special training."

Little Ape took over: "It's time for you to see it!"

"KAGURA-chan! Leave the accompaniment to us!"

"Go catch the idol star!"

"It's the accompaniment band! The terrifying, tangled and dissonant sound of electro-acoustic perfume resists the strange sound wave! Painful fans, shouting guards, noise-making backup team, hey, who's going to hold that up The pony-tailed man who was singing out of tune with the microphone singing [Don't Give Up] pulled it down, it was really ugly!"

"Ha?! What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

"Anyway, the fate of everything is left to KAGURA and Miss Bichier! Is this really a handshake meeting? No, it's better to say that this is a real handshake meeting with an idol career!"