Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 722: : Witness the real idol
Shimura Shinpachi, wearing the uniform of the Teramon Tongsen Guards, stood in front of everyone: "As long as there is me, Shimura Shinpachi, the captain of the Teramon Tongsen Guards, I will definitely stop them! So there is Kagura-chan Atong-chan, I will leave the rest to you!"
On the other side, A Tong, who had a panoramic view of the scene in front of the TV, covered his mouth, his pupils trembled slightly, and his expression was in disbelief.
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"The captain of the Teramon Tongjin Guard, Shimura Shinpachi." Standing in front of the GKB48 members, Bichier raised her eyebrows and looked at Xinpachi playfully, "Could it be that you also want to come to our GKB48 The handshake meeting? Have you forgotten? What has become of your companion in our handshake meeting?"
Xin Baji was unmoved, but raised his head to look at the camera or broadcasting device in the air, with a gentle and soft voice: "Atong sauce, as long as you are still singing, your fans will not disappear .Even if you don’t have a single fan, you were singing happily on the side of the road at that time. There is another person who gains strength after seeing you like this.
Even when you are sad, your song encourages us. When you are sad, there is another fan who cheers by your side. Even if we lose everything, we'll just start over. As long as you sing, no matter how many times I will listen to it.
Go to a concert venue with only two people.
No matter what happens, I will be Teramon Tong's first and last fan. "
"It's very interesting~" Bichi'er folded her hands with a lack of interest on her face, "Do you want to survive our handshake meeting and incite neutral fans and that coward who dare not show up? Come and try if you can !”
Speaking, Bichi'er pulled open the curtain behind her.
"Just as you wish, let you become the last fan of Simentong, and then become our prisoner!"
"That's our line!" Xinpachi replied without fear, and at the same time prepared to sprint, "Shimura Shinpachi, Captain of the Teramon Tongqin Guard, join us!!"
After finishing speaking, Xin Baji rushed over with a shout.
"New... new Baji!" Yin Shi shouted.
But as soon as the words fell, Xin Baji, who stepped into the curtain with his front foot, fell out of the curtain in an instant wearing only his underwear.
"So fast—!" Gintoki complained, "What the **** are you doing? You were instantly killed for saying such a handsome line? You were stripped so fast that only a pair of underwear was left!"
"Ahahaha~" Bichier, who opened the curtain, looked at Xin Baji who was lying on the ground in front of him, and laughed wantonly, "Although you claim to be a senior fan, in the end you are just a rotten dead It’s just an old virgin, as long as you participate in our handshake meeting, no matter who the fans are, you can win it in one fell swoop! Now, there are finally no fans of Simentong..."
"When I get home, I will definitely throw away all the pornographic books..." Xin Baji interrupted Bichi'er, while struggling to get up slowly, "But... I don't have a single CD of Atong-chan. Will throw."
Speaking, Xin Baji raised a red tentacle in his hand.
【My tentacles! 】Bichier finally realized the fact that the tentacles on her head were pulled out, 【Could it be that this guy...】
Before Bichier finished thinking, the sequelae of the tentacle being pulled out occurred instantly.
"Hmm!" Bichi'er, who was suffering from a splitting headache, hugged her head and cried out in pain.
"I didn't expect Mrs. Shimura to survive!! Oh! What's going on? Bitchi suddenly felt pain!"
Xin Baji stood up, looked at Bichier, who was holding her head in pain, and said, "I think it's weird, just shaking hands once makes people become believers in GKB48 What, selling dream jobs? No, that’s wrong. Everything you show others is fantasy! GKB48!”
"You...you bastard!!" Bichier, who was filled with purple hair below her chest, gritted her teeth and looked at Xin Baji.
"Miss Bitch, whose tentacles have been pulled out, is like a different person! At the same time, in the enchanting curtain, ugly girls that have never been seen before appear one after another!"
"Just like what Xinjiang said," Gao Zai's voice suddenly came from a certain hanging curtain, "We don't know about the fans of other idols, but if you dare to challenge us, thank you Luck is over!"
"Your brainwashing won't work on us."
"If you want to ask why..."
"We are the number one fan of the universe's number one idol——"
"Temple Gate Tongqin Guard Explosives——!"×n
Looking at the team members headed by Gao Zai, all wearing shorts and holding a tentacle, Xin Baji murmured with emotion: "Gao Zai...and everyone!"
"What a joyful event! The temple guards have been revived! Because of the obsession with Atong-chan, GKB48's hypnotism was exposed!"
"Liar! Our number one idol in the universe..."
All the fans who had just shaken hands hugged their heads and cried out in disbelief, wanting to cry.
"Because the facts are too shocking, the number of people on the counting board of GKB48 has been cleared! GKB48's handshake meeting can be regarded as an illusion created by brainwashing! It's the same as HDZ48!!"
"Let's resound through the universe, everyone!" Xin Baji, who put on his battle robe (Temon Tong's bodyguard costume), said, "Who is the idol supported by the number one fan in the universe? HDZ48's bodyguard—— Go out!!"
"!!"
"!"×n
"LOVEKAGURA!"
"LOVEKAGURA!"×n
As if infected by Xin Baji and others, the rest of the fans also became interested in Xin Baji and others, and rushed to Xin Baji one after another.
"The entire venue echoed the slogan of the pro-guards supporting HDZ48! This overwhelming enthusiasm has also infected the fans of GKB48 after they wake up!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's really, the most dazzling thing." Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corners of his mouth and snorted softly, "It's really as he said, that position... maybe only the new Baji is suitable."
"That's right," Yinshi echoed with some relief, and then looked up at the live broadcast equipment and cameras that were destroyed by Jiang Cheng at a certain critical time, "But I just don't know... can you convey it?" For that little girl who didn't see the scene just now."
"Probably ok? After all, even we have heard it."
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a humming ultrasonic wave that went straight to the depths of his brain rang out in the gymnasium, and everyone who heard it covered their heads with pain on their faces.
"This...what is this sound?!"
At this time, Bichier, who was flying in the air with her hands open like sonar and making a brainwashing sound, gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "How dare you... how dare you reveal the side of idols that you don't want people to know!"
Looking at the members of GKB48 who were making strange sound waves with their hands open, the host continued to explain: "This is... the strange sound waves made by all members of GKB48!"
"Since it's been exposed, I'll brainwash you all again! Dance to death in the fantasies of so-called idols..."
Before Bichier finished speaking, she was hugged by a leaping figure and smashed into the stands of the stadium.
Boom! ! !
Smoke billows.
"That...that is!!"
The smoke dissipates slowly.
Gripping Bichier's hands tightly with both hands, Kagura said, "It seems that the handshake you need is an Aru like me."
"KAGURA from HDZ48 stopped Ms. Bichier! Until the end, the two sides were still deadlocked in the handshake battle!"
Bichier yelled at her team members angrily: "What are you doing?! Hurry up and brainwash all these people..."
But before I finished talking ~IndoMTL.com~ A voice harsher than brainwashing sound waves rang out in the gymnasium, and almost everyone covered their ears.
A Miao clapped the castanets in her hand and said, "This is the result of our special training."
Xiao Yuan took the words: "It's time for you to experience it!"
"KAGURA-chan! Leave the accompaniment to us!"
"Go catch the idol star!"
"It's the accompaniment band! The horrible, tangled and dissonant voice of the electronic perfume resisted the strange sound waves! The fans in pain, the shouting guards, the backup team making noise, hey, who will hold that up? The man with the ponytail who sang [Don't give up] out of tune with the microphone pulled it down, it's really ugly!"
"Huh?! What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy.
"In short, the entire fate is handed over to KAGURA and Ms. Bichier! Is this a handshake meeting? No, it's better to say that this is the real handshake meeting where I bet on my idol career!"
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