Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 725: : The smoke covers the eyes!
Newest website: "You guys wake me up a little bit!" Yueyong, who turned around, clasped her hands and reprimanded angrily, "That kind of man is a woman's nightmare! Remember it for me! Nightmares or something... I'm the only one. People can… just…”
Looking at the shyness on Yueyong's face, who opened her eyes and her eyes that had already turned into pink hearts, and listening to the sudden change of attitude in her words, all Miss Baihua's faces turned black at the same time. Silent at the same time.
"It's the boss who should be more sober!"
"It's a hit! It's a hit!"
"The eyes have changed! The eyes are the same as ours!"
Listening to Miss Baihua's reminders, Yueyong instantly sobered up, then quickly turned around and stretched out her hand to snap off her pink love eyes.
"Head——!!"
Yue Yong, who turned around, closed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, since these eyes will be deceived, you can just discard them. You should be like me, don't be caught by that kind of rotten wood. Confused by the stick. All that catches my eye is..."
Speaking, Yueyong opened her two egg yolk eyes, "There are only two TAMA..."
"So it's almost no different from us!!"
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The next day, Yoshihara.
In a certain room, Jiang Cheng and Hiron sat on the ground, and in front of them was Xiaoying who was still sleeping.
"Love potion..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, looked at the pink heart-shaped incense in his hand, and murmured, "As expected of Yoshihara, even this kind of love only exists in the world of romantic comedies. I also have things that are only available here. I feel like I can sell them for a good price..."
"If it really flows out of Yoshihara, there will be bigger problems." Hiron covered his face with a smile, and then continued on his own: "So, in order to prevent that kind of thing from happening, it was sealed. In the depths of Yoshiwara. This is the secret medicine called "love dyeing incense", as long as you smell the aroma, you will enter a state of excitement, and have feelings similar to love for the person in front of you. However, it was banned because the effect was too strong, and I didn't expect it to appear again at this time. "
"Really? But I always feel that there are other uses for it..." Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and stared at Ai Ranxiang in front of him. "It would be a waste if all were destroyed."
Rin Lun narrowed his eyes and asked without a smile, "Could it be that Jiang Chengsang also wants to use this kind of thing on women?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "I, in the past, was affectionately called "living potion" by women, something with repeated attributes How could it be needed. "
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two kunai shot from outside the door, and Yueyong's scolding sounded at the same time.
"What are you talking about! You scumbag!"
"What are you doing!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily with his eyes and fists clenched, "I'm just telling the truth! I don't like that kind of address! It's just that they shouted that out of their own accord. !”
"Shut up! No one here is interested in your kind of messing around!"
"This is too much! What do you mean by chaotic past! It's obviously not messy at all!" Jiang Cheng retorted with clenched fists, and then raised a forefinger and continued solemnly: "Everything is It's one-on-one. There's no such thing as too much!"
"It's not convincing at all! It's just scum!"
"Well, calm down, Yueyue." Sun Lun smiled and waved his hand, then continued: "Anyway, let's talk about the serious business first, how's the investigation going?"
Yueyong then stopped, then sat down slowly and said: "The person who carried the incense was caught, but he lost himself because of too much intake, and there was no way to obtain a useful testimony. Sun... Sun Wheel, how long will the effect of this medicine last?"
"I'm not sure, but it should be related to the intake." Sun Wheel replied casually, then turned to look at Yue Yong, who was sitting awkwardly in the corner, "Speaking of which, why are you sitting like that? far?"
"No...nothing..." Yueyong blushed slightly and replied in a low voice.
"Sit down a little longer."
"Ah no, it's fine here." Yueyong refused with dodging eyes, "The corner is more reassuring and cool."
"Why are you sweating? It's not Othello. It's useless to occupy a corner."
[Okay...it's so painful, my chest is so painful...] Yueyong thought to himself, and at the same time secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was scrutinizing Ai Ranxiang in his hands as if he was thinking about something, [Just be with this **** In one room, the chest felt like it was going to split open, and the heartbeat was unbearable. If you get a little closer, your heart may jump out, and your brain may become hyper-congested and explode. Why...why did it become like this? ]
Thinking of this, Yueyong looked carefully at Jiang Cheng once again, [He's the kind of scumbag who only has a face to see, obviously it's just a woman's nightmare. But why...why is there an urge to keep doing it even if it's a nightmare? Obviously only the face is enough to see, how do you feel more and more beautiful?
Huh? wait, face? Is it enough? Just having a face is enough, right? For women, it is enough for a man to have a face, right? Nothing else matters, right? Scumbags don't matter, do they? Is it okay to squat at home? It doesn't matter if you don't work, right? ]
"That..." Jiang Cheng looked speechlessly at Yueyong, who unknowingly came up to sit between him and the sun wheel and stared at him closely, "What are you doing? Why are you sitting closer? So close? Why are you staring at me again?"
【Ah! Inhaled without noticing! what! too terrifying! Face... no, love potion... no, nightmares are horrible too! Suddenly I understand the feelings of those who like horror movies even though they feel scared! ]
Only then did Yueyong react, and she scolded herself for being unsatisfactory in her heart, but she did not move her position at all.
"Hey, do you still mind what happened yesterday?" Jiang Cheng, who had thought of something, touched his head and sighed helplessly, and then said with a bit of helplessness: "Didn't you already tell me? Are you sorry? In that pitch-dark place, who would find someone downstairs? Besides, you are also Yoshihara's daughter... No, human? Seeing a man's [beep-] and [beep-] or something It doesn't matter, right? And, on the contrary, I feel a little shy.
Finally, if you really care, build some public toilets in Yoshihara as I said before. It can not only solve the problem that guests who drink too much want to go to the toilet, but also allow guests to play some novel things. Absolutely no harm. "
[Although he said the most shameless words, but...it always feels great...] Yueyong's face gradually turned completely red, and the ambiguous color in his eyes became heavier and heavier, but then again After coming back to his senses, he shook his head vigorously: [Calm down! concentrated! That's just an illusion created by Aizenka! The only king or something does not exist at all! ]
Looking at Yueyong, who was still sitting between him and the sun, Jiang Cheng sighed again and said, "You don't care about this matter, but go to the store behind your back. Is it about drinking? No, that's just an agreement with Yunnan Taifu. Didn't she give me a prescription when I was constipated in those two days? It's because of her relationship that I got better. I must thank her. right?
Then she said let me go to the store yesterday and take a seat or something, that's all, definitely not because of Opie or something. I definitely didn't think about drinking and doing this or that. In other words, it doesn't matter if I go to the store for a drink, right? "
"It's okay...it's okay..."
Listening to the Mosquito-like voice of Yueyong, the sun wheel complained: "Why is the sound so small in inverse proportion to the distance? What's the matter with you? Is there something wrong?"
"There's no such thing at all." Yueyong said with her head lowered.
"No, I didn't raise my face at all, I just said it to the ground."
"Leave her alone," Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, then pinched his chin and looked at the Ai Ran incense in his hand again, "I still think it's a pity to destroy it all, it's not often in the news that there are couples living together. A harmonious couple? I feel like I could make a lot of money if I sold them."
【Couple? ! 】 Yue Yong was startled, 【Do you want to marry me? ! This man... how could he be so bold? ! ]
Sun Lun smiled and said, "Although it is true, but the relationship between husband and wife repaired by this kind of thing may cause new problems after the drug expires."
[After becoming a husband and wife, there will indeed be many problems...] Yue Yong thought to herself.
"That's right..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then slowly got up, "Then there's no way, I..."
"Is it a little too early to let... give up?" Yue Yong said shyly~IndoMTL.com~ Ha? "Jiang Cheng stared at Yueyong with strange eyes.
"I just... think that... problem or something... If one person can't do it, two people will definitely be able to..." Yueyong blushed slightly and said in a low voice.
"Is this guy sick?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, then he waved his hand and said impatiently, "Do you need to say that kind of nonsense? This is your job, right? Say you want to throw it all to me?"
"No...no! I didn't mean that!"
Looking at Yue Yong who was instantly excited, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched uncontrollably, "Are you...really all right? If you really want to rest, although it is very troublesome, I am alone. …”
"Stupid... idiot! How could I leave you alone!"
"So what are you excited about?"