Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 725: : The smoke covers the eyes!
"You guys wake me up!" Yue Yong turned around and reprimanded angrily, "That kind of man is a woman's nightmare! Remember it well! Nightmare or something... I alone... That's it..."
Looking at the shyness on Yueyong's face who opened her eyes, which had already turned into pink heart-shaped eyes, and hearing the sudden change of attitude in her words, all the little sisters of Baihua turned black at the same time and stood up. Silent at the same time.
"It's the boss who should wake up!"
"This is a trick! It's completely tricked!"
"The eyes have changed! The eyes are the same as ours!"
Hearing the reminders from the Baihua sisters, Yueyong woke up instantly, then quickly turned around and stretched out her hand to close her pink love eyes.
"Boss——!"
Yueyong turned around, closed her eyes and said, "Don't worry, since these eyes will be confused, you just have to let them go. You also have to be like me, and don't be fooled by that waste of rotten wood." Confused by the stick. The only thing that catches my eyes is..."
Speaking, Yue Yong opened her two yolk eyes, "There are only two TAMAs..."
"So there is almost no difference between us!!"
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The next day, Yoshihara.
In a certain room, Jiang Cheng and Rilun sat on the floor, and in front of them was Xiaoying who was still sleeping soundly.
"Love potion..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, looked at the pink heart-shaped incense in his hand, and murmured, "As expected of Yoshihara, how can you even connect with this kind of fragrance that only exists in the world of romantic comedies?" I also have things that are only available here. I feel that I can sell them for a good price..."
"If it really flows out from Yoshiwara, there will definitely be bigger problems." Rilun covered his face with a smile, and then went on to say: "So, it was sealed to avoid that kind of thing happening. In the depths of Yoshiwara. This is the secret medicine called "Ai Ranxiang". As long as you smell the fragrance, you will enter a state of excitement, and have feelings similar to love for the person in front of you. However, it was banned because the effect was too strong. I didn't expect it to appear again at this time. "
"Really? But I always feel that there are other uses..." Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin and stared at Ai Ranxiang in front of him, "It would be a waste if they were all destroyed."
Ri Lun narrowed his eyes and asked with a smile on his face: "Could it be that Jiang Chengsang also wants to use this kind of thing on women?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "I, in the past, was affectionately called a "living love potion" by women. How could it be necessary. "
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was hit in the back of the head by two Kunai from outside the door, and at the same time, there was Yue Yong's curse.
"What are you talking about! You scum!"
"What are you doing!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily with his eyes clenched and his fists clenched, "I'm just telling the truth! I don't like that kind of address! It's just that they yelled like that Already!"
"Shut up! No one here is interested in your messy past!"
"This is really too much! What do you mean by messing up the past! It's obviously not messy at all!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and retorted confidently, and then raised his index finger and continued solemnly: "Everything is messed up!" It's one-on-one. I never had any more O's!"
"It's not convincing at all! It's just a scum!"
"Well, calm down Yueyue." Rilun smiled and waved his hands, and then continued: "Anyway, let's talk about the serious stuff first, how is the investigation going?"
Yue Yong stopped, then sat down slowly and said, "The person who carried the incense was caught, but he lost himself because of too much intake, and there is no way to obtain useful testimony. ...Day... sun wheel, how long will the effect of this medicine last?"
"I'm not sure, but it should have something to do with the intake." Sun Lun replied casually, and then turned his head to look at Yue Yong, who was sitting squirmingly in a corner, "By the way, why are you sitting so Far?"
"No...nothing..." Yue Yong blushed slightly and replied in a low voice.
"Sit down a little bit more."
"Ah, no, it's fine here." Yue Yong refused with evasive eyes, "The corner is safer and cooler."
"Why are you sweating? This is not Reversi. It's useless to occupy the corner."
[Okay...so painful, so painful in the chest...] Yue Yong thought in his heart, and at the same time secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng who was looking carefully at Ai Ranxiang in his hand as if he was thinking about something,【Just being with this **** In a room where the chest feels like it's about to burst, and the heart beats unbearably fast. If it gets any closer, the heart might jump out, and the brain might explode with too much blood. Why... why did it become like this? 】
Thinking of this, Yue Yong cautiously looked at Jiang Cheng again, 【His kind of trash living at home with only enough face is obviously just a woman's nightmare. But why...why is there an urge to keep doing it even if it's a nightmare? Obviously only the face is enough to look at, so why does it feel more and more beautiful?
Huh? Wait, face? Is that enough? Just having a face is enough, right? For women, it is enough for a man to have a face, right? Everything else is not important, right? Scum doesn't matter, right? It doesn't matter if you squat at home, right? It doesn't matter if you don't work, right? 】
"That..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong who had unconsciously come up and sat between him and the sun and stared at him with a speechless face, "What are you doing? Why did you ask you to sit closer?" So close? Why are you staring at me again?"
【Ah! I sucked it in without paying attention! ah! terrible! The face... no, the love potion... no, the nightmare is too scary! Suddenly I understand the feelings of those who feel scared but still like horror movies! 】
It was only then that Yue Yong realized that she scolded herself in her heart for not being able to live up to expectations, but she didn't move her position at all.
"Hey, do you still mind what happened yesterday?" Jiang Cheng, who thought of something, touched his head and sighed helplessly, then continued with a bit of helplessness: "Have you already said it all?" Are you sorry? Who would notice that there are people downstairs in such a dark place? Besides, you are also Yoshiwara's daughter... no, are you? See the man's [beep——] and [beep——] or something Doesn't matter? Besides, I feel a little shy on the contrary.
Finally, if you really care about it, build some public toilets in Yoshiwara as I said before. Not only can it solve the problem that the guests who drink too much want to go to the toilet, but also let the guests play some novelty and so on. It is absolutely beneficial and harmless. "
[Although I said the most shameless words, but... I always feel so good...] Yue Yong's face gradually turned red, and the ambiguous color in her eyes became more and more serious, but then she went back When I came back to my senses, I shook my head vigorously: 【Calm down! concentrated! That was just an illusion created by Ai Ranxiang! The one and only king doesn't exist anymore! 】
Looking at Yue Yong who was still sitting between himself and the sun wheel without moving a bit, Jiang Cheng sighed again and said, "Don't tell me you don't care about this matter but go to the store behind your back?" Is it about drinking? No, that’s just an agreement with Mrs. Yunnan. Didn’t she give me a prescription when I was constipated in those two days? It’s because of her that I’m unblocked. I must thank her Right?
Then she said that she asked me to go to the store yesterday to sit or something, that's all, it was definitely not because of Opie or something. I definitely don't want to finish drinking and then do such and such things. By the way, even if I go to the store to drink, it doesn't matter at all, right? "
"It's okay..."
Hearing Yueyong's voice like a mosquito, Rilun complained: "Why does the sound become so small inversely proportional to the distance? What's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"
"There is no such thing at all." Yue Yong said with her head down.
"No, I didn't raise my face at all, I just said it to the ground."
"Leave her alone," Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, then pinched his chin and looked at the Ai Ranxiang in his hand again, "I still think it's a pity to destroy them all, and it's not often that there are couples who don't live well in the news. A harmonious couple? I feel like I can make a lot of money if I sell them.”
[Couple? ! ] Yue Yong was startled, 【Want to marry me? ! This man...how could he be so bold? ! 】
Ri Lun smiled and said, "Although it is true, but the relationship between husband and wife repaired by this kind of thing may cause some new problems after the efficacy of the medicine expires."
[After becoming a husband and wife, there will indeed be many problems...] Yue Yong thought in his heart.
"That's right..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then slowly got up, "Then there is no way, I..."
"Isn't it too early to let... give up?" Yue Yong said shyly ~IndoMTL.com~ huh? "Jiang Cheng stared at Yue Yong with weird eyes.
"I just... think about that...problem or something... If one person can't do it, two people will definitely be able to..." Yue Yong blushed slightly, and said in a low voice coyly.
"Is this guy sick?" Jiang Cheng complained with twitching corners of his mouth, then waved his hands and continued impatiently, "Do you still need to talk about that kind of nonsense? This is your job, right? Say you want to throw it all to me?"
"No... no! That's not what I meant!"
Looking at Yue Yong who became excited instantly, the corners of Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched uncontrollably, "Are... are you really okay? If you really want to rest, it's troublesome, but I can do it by myself." ..."
"Stupid... idiot! How could I leave you alone!"
"So what are you excited about?"
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