Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 726: : No love, no smoking!

[No...not good...]

In the corridor, Jiang Cheng, who was walking in front of Yueyong, pretended to be calm as he walked.

[I don't know if it was because I smelled that fragrance more or less last night and saw Yueyue's face, now it's super bad! Since last night, I have been aware of the fact that it is very dangerous to get along with this woman!

What a horrible love potion. Staying in the same room can't stand the urge to want to do something with her! Finally escaped, but this woman is still following! If you're not feeling well, why don't you just take a rest and take a rest? You refuse to give up the wool! Is the sense of responsibility that strong? !

Hey, please spare me, even though I have a good pie for this kind of thing, the body... um, it is also remarkable, although the scar on the face is also very marked, no, wait! What am I thinking about! Is it because of this drug? Is it because of this drug that I pay so much attention to it? !

In short, it's completely unreasonable to be interested in such a woman who has no feminine taste at all! No, wait a minute... as long as there's a OP, isn't that all right? And the face is not bad, if you look closely, this kind of mouthless type occasionally feels a little cute...

No! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Almost got stuffed in again! It's terrifying that this kind of love potion can have this effect with just the slightest smell. As expected of a contraband that only exists in romantic comedies, putting it in the daily routine will simply make the whole world mess up!

In short, according to the sun wheel, the effect is related to the amount of inhalation, and only a small amount is inhaled, so the effect of the medicine will not be too long. Taking advantage of this time, find a way to stay away from Yueyue. For now, just be patient for a while...]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng once again looked at Yueyong in front of him.

"What...what are you doing?" Yueyong lowered her head and asked in a low voice, "I've been staring at people's faces since the beginning..."

[It's too bad, I can't stand it, if I continue to work with this guy, the mission will be impossible...] Yueyong blushed and couldn't bear it.

【Oops! Accidentally lost my mind! 】Jiang Cheng came back to his senses, then pretended to turn around calmly, and coughed twice: "Cough, it's alright, it's just that your face is quite... hateful!"

Hearing the sound, Yueyong's face instantly burst into blue veins, and then she took out several kunai from her body.

"What do you mean bastard!!"

"Wow!"

With a cry of pain, Jiang Cheng fell to the ground instantly.

[In short, it is better to act separately. ]

At this moment, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong thought so at the same time.

……

On Yoshihara Street.

"In short, you are responsible for the complete destruction of these confiscated love dyeing incense."

In front of the scooter filled with love dyeing incense, Yueyong, whose complexion had recovered to a cold face, held a cigarette pipe and said: "We will continue to find the source, please."

"It's exactly what I want," Jiang Cheng snorted lightly, and then pulled up the scooter, "I don't want to be with you for a second anyway."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took a few Miss Baihua and left directly.

Yue Yong turned around slowly, and at the same time he was relieved: [This is fine, as long as that guy is not around, I can move freely as before. That's right, as long as he's not...as long as he's not...is he not? Hey? Is he not there? ]

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was walking away slowly with his back behind his back, was also relieved: [Well, it should be ok now, as long as she's not around, it doesn't matter if I'm alone, just find a place to be alone Just wait for the medicine to wear off. As long as the woman isn't around...as long as the woman isn't around...Huh? Is that woman gone? Is it really gone? ]

The two people who had the same thoughts in their hearts exchanged places without knowing it...

Looking at Yue Yong who was sitting in the scooter and Jiang Cheng who stopped and walked to the search team, a certain Miss Baihua complained: "That... There is also Jiang Cheng sama, what are you two doing? Why did it suddenly change? Why did it suddenly change so tacitly!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng and Yueyong came to their senses at the same time and were stunned for a while.

"No, that's what, I just think that there are more people there." Yueyong pretended to be calm, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng secretly, "I'm also worried that he will not handle these things properly. .”

"I... I do too, I think there are more people there," Jiang Cheng pretended to be calm, and then curled his lips, "and leave the investigation to that kind of stupid woman to be able to investigate it. There's a ghost, just right, it's just right for the two to switch over."

"It's too dangerous to give this kind of thing to that man, and it might be used indiscriminately, so it's better for me to do it myself." Yueyong replied bravely.

"Then, reassign the tasks," Jiang Guo said decisively, "Leave the investigation here to me, and the destruction over there to Yueyue, do you understand?"

Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who had changed their positions again without realizing it, a Miss Baihua complained directly: "So what happened in the end! Why did they switch again!"

"I just suddenly felt as if the investigation was more important," Yueyong, who had recovered, put on a cold face and explained lightly, "So it's better for me to stay here."

"No matter how I think about letting that woman destroy these things, I feel a little uneasy," Jiang Cheng explained with a serious expression, "Maybe it will be thrown directly into the trash can or something, it's too dangerous! It's too dangerous for the world! It's better for me to do this kind of work."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, can you two be faster?"

"This time...it won't change." Yueyong said.

"It will never change, trust me." Jiang Cheng also said.

Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was pulling the scooter and standing with the investigation team, Miss Baihua just now spit out expressionlessly: "So in the end this is a merger of the two groups?"

Bang bang bang! !

Jiang Cheng, who slammed his head on the roadside telephone pole, collapsed and thought: [Calm down! Calm down for me! Jiang Cheng! That kind of woman is definitely not the type! I think that kind of woman is not bad or something, as a normal man, it should not be! Calm down! Calm down! ! ]

"Jiang Cheng sama!!"

Boom, boom, boom! !

Looking at Yueyong who was slamming her head against the wall next to her, a Miss Baihua exclaimed, "Boss—!"

[Calm down, I almost fell into it just now, that kind of man is the type of scumbag nightmare that is absolutely impossible for women! I think that kind of trash man is not bad or something, as a normal woman, it is absolutely not right! Calm down! Calm down! ! 】Yue Yong also kept reminding herself in her heart.

In a minute.

"Anyway, is this enough?" Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, covered in blood, sat next to each other in the scooter, raised an index finger and spoke at the same time.

"You can be tall!!"

"What the **** happened to you two today!"

"Not only the head but also Jiang Cheng sama..."

"Then, let's divide it into two groups as before." Jiang Cheng said casually.

Yue Yong nodded lightly: "Yes, it's enough to divide it into an investigation team and a destruction team."

"No, you two should get off the scooter before that."

"Are you in the way? I'm sorry." Jiang Cheng apologized with a smile, and then jumped off the bus.

"Is this all right?" Yue Yong, who was standing beside Jiang Cheng, said, "Okay, let's act quickly."

"No, how about you two?"

"We..." Jiang Cheng and Yueyong looked at each other at the same time, an ambiguous atmosphere began to heat up in an instant, the eyes of the two were slightly stunned, and there was a feeling that silence was better than sound.

But just when the two of them seemed to be going to hold hands and find a place where no one else would have a good "chat", a yellow-pink smoke gradually spread out.

Smelling something, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong turned their heads and looked over at the same time, and their expressions froze at the same time after seeing the love dye incense that started to burn for some reason in the trolley.

"Is it your cigarette **** again?!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, and then walked up to the belt without saying anything, "Hey, everyone, close your eyes, I..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly found out that the group of Miss Baihua and sisters around him were staring at him without blinking.

"Let's find some water, everyone!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Remember to cover your nose!"

"It's too late! Idiot!!" Yueyong raised her foot and kicked Jiang Cheng's head, "It only ignited a little bit, just put it out!"

"Ugh!" Jiang Cheng, who was kicked on the back of the head by Yueyong, fell unsteadily and fell onto the scooter by accident.

In an instant, all the love dyeing incense on the trolley flew out, and more coincidentally, it happened to land on the iron plate on the teppanyaki stall by the road...

Boom! ! !

Looking at the yellow-pink smoke that erupted instantly, Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and others all fell silent at the same time...

……

In a remote alley in Yoshihara~IndoMTL.com~, Amy and Kubei, who had just come out of the "Shamisen Classroom", walked unhurriedly.

"How is it? A Miao?" Jiubingwei asked.

"It would be nice if I could play such a beautiful tune, I'll try my best." A Miao put her right hand against her cheek, with a sweet smile on her face.

"That's great. Although I still don't want to bring you to Yoshihara, I'll be with you next week."

A Miao replied with a smile: "It doesn't matter anymore, this is the flower street guarded by Miss Yueyong and the others. It is much safer than the outside with the orangutans. By the way, this is a rare opportunity to go with Yueyong and the others. Say hi. Huh?"

At this time, A Miao suddenly found something, "Oh? What's the matter with the smoke over there?"

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