Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 727: : The charm of a woman is actually difficult to judge by one aspect!

"It's on fire!!"

Yue Yong, who was awakened by the panicked shouts of the panicked passersby, was the first to speak: "Hey! Don't be stunned! Evacuate the crowd and find water! The person who just smelled it first closed his eyes and squatted in place. As long as you close your eyes, you will never..."

"Ha..." At this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly sighed, and turned his back to the fleeing crowd and walked straight towards the pile of burning love dye incense, "Yahieahie~ I'm so foggy. Disturbing the mind or something, I really don't know what to say."

Seeing this scene, Yueyong hurriedly reminded: "Hey! Don't get close! I haven't found the water yet..."

"It doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, "Who do you think I am? Are you really confused by this kind of thing? Stop joking. Although I don't really understand what true love is. , but I understand that what comes out of this stuff is definitely not true love. Just keep that in mind and you'll be fine."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng had already arrived in front of the pile of love dyeing incense, and at the same time pulled out the umbrella around his waist.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back like a normal person after smashing Ai Ranxiang with the umbrella in his hand, Yueyong's eyes widened in disbelief.

"It didn't work for you?"

"Ah, of course, it's just this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella, and at the same time smashed the last burning incense stick under his feet, "It's better to say it made me more awake. ."

[What kind of man is he...] Yue Yong thought so in her heart.

"The things I've always cared about were so boring, and I seemed to be too narrow-minded before." Jiang Cheng raised his head and sighed with some emotion, then turned around and narrowed his eyes to reveal Just like the smile of the past, "It turns out that poor **** are also very good! Yueyue!!"

Hearing the sound, Yueyong's face sank for a moment, and then she frantically complained: "Why!!"

"Why why?" Jiang Cheng had a puzzled look on his face, then hummed softly, folded his hands, and continued solemnly: "Although **** are good, the idea of ​​pursuing **** is also right, but after just At that moment, I suddenly felt that this idea was a little too narrow. The charm of a woman - not just a huge European style!"

"What are you talking about in the daytime!" Yue Yong directly flew over and kicked over, and said angrily, "Is this also the effect of love dyeing incense? I have never heard of such an effect. Ah!"

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked to the ground, slowly got up and said at the same time: "You calm down first, Yueyue, I didn't say I was going to give up big breasts. I have also begun to discover the charm of small breasts! Although **** are not bad, I have also begun to understand the beauty of "European who squeezed out hard"! "

"Shut up! You scumbag!"

"Don't you understand? That feeling of "working hard for someone" is like the warmth of receiving a hand-made lunch! And even with poor breasts, you should be able to understand the feeling of "underwear styles specially selected for someone"! "

Yue Yong complained loudly with blue veins and white eyes: "I understand your size! Isn't it still the European style?! In the end, the things you care about have not changed at all! It's just that you don't choose the size. That's it!"

"Jiang Cheng sama..."

Several flat-chested Miss Baihua looked at Jiang Cheng with moved faces.

"Sorry, I just discovered your charm now."

Jiang Cheng said apologetically, then stretched out his hand and took all the young ladies in front of him into his arms.

"Trust me, from today onwards, I will no longer be entangled in flat **** and big breasts. Women of all sizes, I will treat you equally and love you from the bottom of my heart."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, several kunai fell on his forehead, accompanied by Yueyong's scolding.

"So you're not a scumbag who doesn't pick women?! Give me death--!!"

Plop!

"Jiang Cheng sama!!"

"You all calm down," Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, struggled to get up, "I'm sorry Yueyue, I was a little less sober just now. I didn't expect that the effect of love dyeing incense is so strong, thanks to you I can sober up. Come here."

"Cut!" Yueyong cut his mouth and then folded his hands, "Anyway, everyone should calm down and deal with these unburned love dyeing incense..."

Before Yue Yong finished speaking, she was suddenly pulled into her arms by Jiang Cheng who stood up.

"Sorry, I didn't notice your mood." Jiang Cheng said softly, "I didn't say that I didn't like **** anymore, but that I loved the small **** together. Sorry, it makes you feel left out, but It doesn't matter anymore."

"What the **** are you awake!!" Yueyong blushed and scolded angrily, at the same time the Kuwu in her hand slammed into Jiang Cheng's forehead again, "You're not awake at all, right? On the contrary, it's even more scumbag! Why does it work for you to discover the charm of flat-chested girls! I can't understand it at all!"

Ignoring Yue Yong's abuse, Jiang Cheng stood up, grabbed the waists of the two Baihua sisters, and announced loudly: "Yo Xi, everyone! Let's have a party in my room today! Poor breasts! Regardless of whether you have **** or big breasts, I will love you all equally!"

“Oh!”×n

"Oh man!" Yueyong clasped his fist and yelled, "That idiot just smelled a lot of love dyeing incense and lost his mind! XP just increased! Hey! Don't fool around with him. ! The work hasn't..."

Boom! !

The muffled roar interrupted Yueyong's words. Looking at the large amount of yellow-pink smoke gushing out from the side of the alley, Yueyong... fell silent.

But then, Yueyong suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eyes.

"No...impossible!" Looking at the yellow-pink smoke that erupted in all directions of Yoshihara, Yueyong's eyes widened in disbelief, "What's going on? Who is it?"

"Don't worry, Chief, we just closed our eyes."

"Ah, anyway, you two should close your eyes and find a place to hide." Yue Yong said, but then noticed something, "No, wait, where's that idiot?"

But as soon as the voice fell, Yueyong suddenly heard footsteps coming closer and closer behind her, and she turned her head to look over.

"Miss, which store are you from?"

"That's the best stuff."

"Play with me!"

Seeing all the men with loving eyes and crazy faces, Yueyong was a little panicked for a while, because these people are just ordinary guests, they are just confused by Ai Ranxiang, if they take action... …

"Calm down, stay awake!"

Yueyong's reminder was completely useless, and the men still rushed towards Yueyong.

But at this critical moment, a figure flashed in front of Yueyong, and at the same time, the man closest to him flew out for some reason.

Looking at Jiang Cheng standing in front of him, the corners of his mouth were lightly raised, Yueyong was a little lost for a while.

"Sorry, I'm late, I'm going to wake myself up a bit." Jiang Cheng said softly, and then took the umbrella in his hand, "Hey, you guys, this is not a place for you to go wild. Even if it's a guest You can't do anything with reluctant women on the streets of Yoshiwara either. This is Yoshihara's rule, this is me - Yoshihara Night King, Jiang Cheng's rule!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng rushed up directly, "For the sake of the first trouble, each of you copied me a thousand times "The Opie is just a substitute for the butt" and forgive you! ! "

"What's the matter with this punishment!!" Yue Yong, who was moved for two seconds, frantically complained, "Did your XP increase again?! Did your strange XP increase again?! "

"I just woke up suddenly!" Jiang Cheng said without looking back while beating up the men who had inhaled the cigarette and lost his mind, "I used to be confused by that kind of thing (European), I was blinded by that kind of thing (European), so I couldn't see the really important things, this regret, do you understand?!"

"Understand your size! What is that kind of thing? Is it an Opie? Is it an Opie?! And what's the real important thing? Is it an ass?!"

"As expected of Yueyue, I figured it out in such a short time, yes, it's butt! Opie or something is just a substitute for ass! We shouldn't be looking for boring ones like Opie. stuff, but ass!"

"Shut up for me! It's just a scumbag and pervert! Also, stop Jiang Cheng, they're just taking love potions!"

"Don't worry." Jiang Cheng stopped the movement in his hand, and then pointed his thumb in a certain direction~IndoMTL.com~ Come with me, big butt! "

"Who is the buttocks Taifu!!"

"Calm down, Yueyue, now is not the time to worry about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng took the lead in running, "Follow me, in this dangerous place where lustful men are everywhere, I am the only one. This man who is also a man like them can lead you to survive intact!"

Yue Yong, who ran after Jiang Cheng, suddenly found something, looked at the various love hotels lined up on both sides of the road ahead, blushed and complained: "What are you trying to do! The most dangerous one? Isn't that you the lecher?!"

"You misunderstood, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng defended with a chuckle when he stopped, "I don't have the money to open a couple's suite at all, I just want to find a place where no one is there!"

"It's almost the same! What do you want to do in a place where no one is there?! What do you want to do to me?!"

"Hey, don't you think of strange things? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, "How could I possibly want to be alone with you and do this or that kind of thing? ?"