Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 73: :How could there be such a thing as a love guide!

[Tram Warrior]: The fallen angel, Samurai Chai, I have never had a girlfriend in 16 years. I'm really a waste boy. I don't know how to date a girl. Can you teach me? What should I do? I'd love to hear what girls have to say.

On the other end of the screen, a pair of hands that looked utterly useless were typing on a fast laptop.

【Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai】: He's really a cute boy, okay, just let my sister teach you hands-on.

After clicking send, the owner of this pair of useless hands finally couldn't help laughing: "Pfft haha, is this guy stupid? Do you really think I'm a girl? Pfft haha..."

"Hey! Hurry up and settle the bill for me!" the customer in front of Madao scolded.

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Just when Xin Ba Haw had just finished reading the previous message and had not had time to reply, Madao sent another message...

【Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai】: Do you want to meet in real life next time?

"Uh, what's the matter, I suddenly feel that this person makes people feel very uncomfortable..." Xin Ba Hao couldn't help feeling a chill.

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: Where to meet?

"Why is this fruit Hamaji samurai biting me?!" Shin Baha couldn't help but complain loudly, "Didn't you say that we can only talk about samurai beliefs here?!!"

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai]: Obviously you are lying to him, you are stupid! Soul Dan, you go to the XX website for the rest of your life!

[Fruit Bintai Warrior]: Cut my belly... cut my belly... cut my belly... cut my belly... cut my belly... cut my belly... cut my belly Well...

"What the **** are these people doing?" The corners of Xin Baha's eyes twitched, but when he looked closely, he suddenly noticed a difference, "Ah, take a closer look... it turned out that this was not the [Fruit Punch Warrior]. ], but [Fruit Bintai Samurai]!”

On the other side of the screen, the owner of the [Fruit Bintai Samurai] account is frantically swiping on the keyboard with his orangutan paws...

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【Fruit Punch Warrior】: What kind of guy are you? ! How dare you use a name similar to mine, rude guy!

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: Don't get confused! Change my name right now!

Looking at the two who started arguing and couldn't see the end, Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain again, "Enough! How can such an indifferent dispute be so intense?!"

Xin Ba Ha was finally a little tired, lay down on his back, and sighed, "Sure enough, in this age that only cares about myself, how could anyone care about my little troubles~"

Just when Xin Ba Haw was thinking about it, the computer's message sounded again.

【Silver Samurai】: Tramway Samurai, what are you afraid of? What are you panicking about?

Xin Ba Ha, who saw this screen name, was shocked, "[Silver Warrior]... No way!!"

【Silver Warrior】: Are you afraid of failing your date? Afraid of being dumped? Are you worried about getting hurt? you idiot!

"Gin-sang! Why... why do you know..." Shin Baha stood up in disbelief and looked around, "Is it here?"

【Silver Warrior】: There are two things people fear, that is death and shame! I think guys who are not afraid of death are stupid, but I would never laugh at guys who are not afraid of shame! I love these kinds of idiots! Let go! Tram Samurai! Don't be afraid of being embarrassed! Tram Samurai! Even if you lose someone, you will become strong at the same time! let's go! Tram Samurai!

Seeing this, Xin Ba Ha finally summoned up the courage to walk out, but he didn't notice that [Silver-haired Samurai] sent some messages afterward...

[Silver Warrior]: By the way, I'm called Yin Sang, and I used this trick to deceive my girlfriend, you idiot~ She works in the after-care house, wears glasses, has a super body, and is really super cute~ Lying beside me now~you idiot~(啾mi)

Xin Ba Ha will never know that the text he saw was typed by a pair of pig trotters...

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: To add, there is only a sow upstairs.

【Silver Warrior】: Who is the sow! You bastard! A sow can only be called by Yinsang!

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: What is this? Dedicated hogs?

[Silver Warrior]: Huh? Special... Are you saying that I am Yinsang's special meat [beep——]? Ah, why, why am I so excited!

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: No, no one said that...

[Silver Warrior]: I can't believe that on this network, I can meet someone who understands me so well. You are not bad!

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: Not bad for your size! Nobody said that!

【Silver Samurai】: ps: Lastly, if the person who sees this message does not send the message 【Silver Sang and Little Monkey are dating】10,000 times within three days, the message will be sent on the fourth day. At twelve o'clock in the evening, it was solved by the aftermath of the little monkey. This is true~ PS's PS: My friend actually disappeared after reading this message~

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: A real sow! PS: If people here do not come to Yoshihara XX store to spend 1 million yen, they will be dealt with by Yoshihara’s [Baihua] in the evening two days later, and then wake up on the third day and find that they are still The bottom will become a soft natural roll. PS of PS: This is true! I have a friend who didn't come to consume, so he couldn't help but turn his hair and personality into soft natural curls...

A gorilla and a wig who saw these two messages were like being struck by lightning...

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: I said, Fruit Punch Warrior, have you seen it? ! If you see it, can you cooperate with me to go to Yoshihara alone and forward it 10,000 times!

【Fruit Punch Warrior】: Good! We need to negotiate! Let's meet! At one o'clock in the afternoon, I'll be waiting for you in front of the home health image!

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: I get it! Then I'll be holding a fruit punch in my left hand! Fruit Punch Samurai Make sure to hold the Fruit Punch in your right hand!

【Fruit Punch Warrior】: Understood!

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"Hey, Yueyue, I want to go out~" Jiang Cheng walked to the door of Yueyong's room, which was half-closed, and called out.

But he didn't get a reply for a long time, Jiang Cheng stuck his head in curiously, and saw Yueyong carefully tapping something against a laptop.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"Ah!" Yueyong didn't expect Jiang Cheng to come in at this time, so she couldn't help being taken aback, "It's nothing, I'm just trying to find a way to attract some guests for those wandering girls who can't find them, but I don't care about this. Too proficient..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen curiously, "A good way to use the Internet to attract customers~"

"By the way, what did you just say?" Yueyong asked.

"It's nothing, I just want to go out~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "When I saw your door was open, I wanted to say hello to you or something."

"That's right, but this time it's best not to make any more amnesia episodes."

Seeing Yueyong's slightly threatening expression, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and patted his chest quickly to assure, "No, no! Absolutely no!"

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"Hey, does that kid want to go to war?" Ginshi looked at Xin Baha, who was wearing a Simentong Guard uniform and holding a wooden sword, and continued, "There is an unusual atmosphere around. Ah..."

"It turns out that, no wonder Xinjiang's behavior is a little strange recently~"

"According to the time stated in the letter, that girl is coming to Aru soon!" Kagura said, taking out a letter that was secretly stolen from Shin Baha.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng had just bought the game, but he found Yinshi, Kagura and A Miao on the roadside.

"Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang?" A Miao turned her head and greeted Jiang Cheng with a smile.

"Bhaha wants to leave Gin-chan behind and walk up the adult ladder alone, Aru." Kagura summed it up perfectly.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all, but when he looked into the distance and saw Xin Baji with cat ears, he immediately understood, "So that's how it is~ Xin Bazhu is dating the three of you. What's in the way?"

"That's it, let's not be a light bulb here," said Yinshi, turning around and preparing to leave, "Then let this kid treat us to some good food~IndoMTL.com~I All you need is three cups of strawberry parfait..."

"Then I want Aru with Italian mellow cuttlefish egg soy sauce durian flavor!" Kagura raised his hand.

"What kind of taste is that!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help complaining, "What else is called [this kid treats a guest]! What did I say I was going to treat a guest! Can it be such a simple decision!"

"Then I can barely handle the cod cheese Otto mushroom soda sandwich natto flavor, Aru!" Kagura said again.

"What kind of weird taste is this! And that's not the point!" Jiang Chengzhen convinced the girl in front of him, "Don't think about treats or anything recently, after my activities in the last amnesia chapter The funds have been deducted to a limit, no, I just bought the game "Anti-Terrorist Survival Jedi Elite Lone Island Half-Life Battle at the Dawn of the Future" and I have no money..."

"Your game name is similar to those strange tastes that Kagura said!" Ginto groaned.

"This may be the heir of our Shimura family, his mother, I have to verify it with my own eyes." A Miao said with her arms folded.

"You're going too far. You'll become a woman like three aunts and six grandmothers." Yin Shi waved his hand and said.

"What if the child's name has the word [Jian] in it? Wouldn't that give birth to a great comedian?!" A Miao retorted.

PS: There is an artist in Japan called Shimura Ken.

PS of PS: A Miao's father's name, Ken Shimura, is a spoof of this artist.

PS of PS: You may know, but I just want to add a PS. You have the ability to hit me~

"How could there be a girl with the word [Jian] in her name!" Yin Shi retorted loudly.