Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 730: : Seeing is not believing!

Xiaoying listened to the shouts of the men and women on both sides of the road almost intoxicated, and expressed her heartfelt emotion.

"This...this is true, everlasting love."

"Really? The shelf life of this love doesn't seem to be very long~Baby~"

Hearing the sound, Xiaoying hurriedly stood up and looked back to look for the sound.

"Hey, are you awake?" Jiang Cheng, who was crouching on the small beacon tower that was still burning with love dyed incense, grinned and raised his hand to greet Xiaoying.

"You..."

"Didn't you say that women generally sleep lighter than men? What's the matter with you?" After speaking, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and turned around, at the same time raising the umbrella in his hand, "Could it be that... Can't you wake up without a good morning kiss?"

Boom! ! !

The entire beacon tower was smashed to pieces by Jiang Cheng.

"I'm tired of smelling this sweet fragrance." Yueyong let out a puff of second-hand smoke and walked out slowly, "It's time to wake up, Xiaoying."

Looking at Yueyong standing with Jiang Cheng, Xiaoying asked in surprise: "Yueyong sauce...why? You should have been caught by my followers, you obviously received so much love. Dyeing incense..."

"It's really amazing self-confidence, Ai Ranxiang is also, so are believers." Yueyong said with a light snort.

"Sorry, that smell can't confuse my eyes." Jiang Cheng hooked the corner of his mouth gently, "I'm not at the level that can be confused by eyes anymore, that smell is too tender. Men who don't necessarily take it for granted, please remember them well!"

"What an incredible growth." Yue Yong said with a light snort.

"The only thing that can confuse me is the body fragrance of a girl's body! Compared with this incense, that is the best!"

"There is no progress at all!!" Yue Yongbai slammed Jiang Cheng down with one foot, and then stepped on it hard, "Is that what you said about not being confused by your eyes?! Is that what you mean? ?! Your awakened XP is amazing!"

"Don't touch me! You woman smells like sweat and secondhand smoke!"

"Who smells like sweat and secondhand smoke?"

"In comparison, I think you are much better." Jiang Cheng, who came to Jiaozi in an instant, stretched out his hand and wrapped Xiaoying's shoulders, sniffing his nose at the same time, "Well...even though I got so sick. A little incense smell, but it doesn't matter as long as you wash it off. Can you wash it and keep the original smell coming to my room? Baby?"

"Hey?" Xiaoying was stunned for a moment?

"What disgusting words are you talking about!!" Yue Yongfei directly kicked over, "What does the original taste mean! Then let me go, Xiaoying, you beast!"

"Wow..." Jiang Cheng, who was kicked on the head by Yue Yong, screamed and flew directly to the street.

At this moment, Kondo and a few "fanatical believers" rushed towards Xiaoying while shouting, "Quickly protect Aizen-sama from the thieves!"

However, just when Kondo was about to rush in front of Xiaoying, a fist appeared in front of Kondo instantly, and the two loving eyes also shattered at the moment of contact with the fist.

Boom! !

After smashing Kondo and half of the "fanatical believers" with just one punch, A Miao blushed and complained loudly like a girl: "Why are you so lecherous! I kept calling out to Lord Airan Ming, Ming... Mingming was still following me some time ago... Stupid!"

After watching the remarks in a twist, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and turned his face away while puffing up, and at the same time sneaking glances at Kondo's A Miao from time to time.

"Hey, Yueyue, that female orangutan..." Jiang Cheng twitched and pointed at A Miao with black lines all over his head, and asked Xiang Yueyong, "Could it be..."

"Hu~" Yue Yong calmly exhaled second-hand smoke, "Isn't this kind of thing should have been seen long ago?"

"I can tell you how tall you are! Who can tell this kind of thing!" After complaining, Jiang Cheng looked at A Miao, who was chasing Kondo with the big iron ball on Kondo's chastity belt. , "But...even the other way around, the gorilla chases the gorilla? Well...it's the same as usual, so it doesn't matter."

"Could it be that... are there still heretics?" Xiao Ying whispered to herself.

As soon as the voice fell, a sword pointed directly at Xiaoying's forehead from behind. At the same time, the voice of Jiubing Guard sounded: "There are also here. Sorry, there are still people in this world that you professionals can't contribute. But thanks to With you, I have finally escaped from the bitter sea of ​​unrequited love, so that I can just watch a sword go forward."

"It's the same as usual here." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "This way, there will be no problem, hmmm."

"No, I'm talking about..." After speaking, Jiubingwei turned around, pointed the sword in Jiang Cheng's crotch, blushed and said a little embarrassedly: "This sword can Just get a sword."

"Here?!"

Jiang Cheng complained, but then suddenly realized that he had found something, turned around and started to flee frantically. At the same time, Jiubingwei chased after him with his sword raised.

"Hey! Yueyue! Think of a way! This man's head is very strange! It's all aimed at the man's lower body! In what state are you inhaling the aphrodisiac!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized that Yueyong was following, but it was of no use at all.

"I asked you to help, I didn't let you in!" Jiang Cheng groaned loudly, "Aren't you already awake? Aren't you already awake?!"

While Jiang Cheng and the others were chaotic, A Miao, who was chasing Kondo on the other side, also entered some kind of inner monologue.

【I found out that I get very angry every time I see the face of the person who haunted me, but when he disappeared, I realized that this feeling...isn't angry, stalker...it's me That's right! ]

After thinking about it, A Miao raised her head and called out, "Kondo-san——"

Only the next second...

"You've worked so hard to donate wool to other women! Don't forget that you're an orangutan being kept in a cage under 24-hour surveillance!" A Miao, who threw Kanto in the air with a chain in her hand, roared with white eyes.

"Help me - Lord Aizome--!" Kondo cried for help, like a helicopter propeller, "It's going to fall, that's going to fall!"

A certain believer in front of Xiaoying exclaimed: "Then... what happened to that woman?"

Another believer hurriedly said, "It's too dangerous here! Take the Lord Airan to escape!"

But as soon as the words fell, the believer was smashed to the ground by a believer who had removed the big iron ball.

"What's the matter!" The believers on the side exclaimed.

Kubingei, who had no expression on his face with his head lowered, or the instigator of the attack just now stepped forward slowly, and at the same time thought to himself: [I have noticed, I have always loved Amyeon's heroic body but I found out that it wasn't her that I kept noticing, but the thing growing between her strong legs...]

"So do you understand Yueyue? What you see is not necessarily true." Jiang Cheng nodded and looked back at Yueyong, "Some things...as long as they exist in the heart, they exist."

"It's your size!" Yueyong cursed angrily.

"Whatever, that kind of thing is irrelevant, I just want to ask, can you put me down? By the way, can this rope be untied for me?"

At this moment, Yueyong came back to her senses and looked down at Jiang Cheng, who was tightly bound by her own body.

"Beast! Don't touch me! You beast!"

"You obviously tied me up!" Jiang Chengbai, who was smashed to the ground by Yueyong, retorted angrily, then stood up slowly, "Anyway, now is not the time to talk about these things. , over there..."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoying, who was fleeing under the cover of a human wall formed by a group of believers, "I'll leave it to you. There are only me and these idiots who follow instinct and make trouble. And... body fragrance Nothing can affect me anymore, don't worry!"

"I see."

Jiang Cheng pulled out his umbrella, and at the same time walked slowly towards those believers: "After experiencing all kinds of XP, you will know that the charm of women is not so favored by all kinds of men. Things can be interpreted. After all kinds of confusion, I finally understood this, and then let everything return to the original point, and sure enough... Opie is the best!! As long as there is Opie, everyone can That's it! Babies!!"

"Is this the origin you are talking about?! Did you come to this conclusion after turning around so much?! No change at all! No progress at all!"

"Let's go, Baby!" Jiang Cheng shouted without turning his head, "then tell that Baby for me, the small eyes... the tears that flow out make men feel more affectionate... on the bed!"

"What a terrible line! What are you going to do?! What are you going to do to Xiaoying?!"

"Don't worry, tell her I'll be gentler."

"Shut up!"

Jiang Cheng said sternly: "Enough is enough! Let's go! Although I have found a little bit of myself, in this state I can do nothing but bring her to the bed subconsciously! I can help her. It's just you, Baby! Come on! Baby!"

After listening to ~IndoMTL.com~ Yueyong no longer hesitated, turned around and jumped on the roof next to her, then turned her head and glanced behind her, and said softly to herself, "Baby? Last time, hum, goodbye, Darling."

Speaking, Yueyong turned around and ran, but after a few steps, she suddenly noticed something and stopped. After being stunned for a few seconds, he turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng who was caught by him unconsciously.

Jiang Cheng was the first to speak: "That...Baby? Didn't you just say goodbye? Also, the word "Baby" is just because I think I might get the names of the babies wrong, so I unified it into "Baby". People won't know the fact that I can't actually remember everyone's names."

"Don't touch me! You beast!!"

"No, you took me away again!"

Pfft!

呲——!

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