Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 746: : War is about surprise!
Fourteen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and said impatiently: "Well, don't complain, the life of a dirty girl with booger is equated with the life of a general, it is already a lifetime The luckiest of all."
"What did you say?!" Kagura frowned again.
Looking at the night rabbits who didn't continue rushing forward, Yin Shi continued: "In short, the hostages are here with us, if you dare to move, we will tear up the vote! On the contrary, if we dare to move, you will also Tickets can be torn!"
"What kind of tickets are they tearing up?" Shi Shi was puzzled, but he was kicked on the **** by Yin Shi as soon as he finished speaking.
"Ah!" Shi Shi, who was kicked down in front of the night rabbits, was stunned, "Huh?"
“That one will be taken as your hostage. Now everyone has a hostage, so calm down a little,” Yinshi cleared his throat and spoke again, “The normal development at this time is for everyone to discuss the issue of the exchange of hostages. , it is very irrational to fight at such a time, and it is easy to hurt the hostages or something."
"What about... how? The deputy head did say that he couldn't take that little girl's life."
"And...it seems to be the sister of the regiment leader."
"But...the task is to remove the general's head."
"So...what exactly?"
Seeing the Night Rabbits who couldn't make up their minds, Yinshi spoke again: "Cough, anyway, how about discussing the exchange of hostages first? Is it the best solution to exchange hostages with conditions at this time? Right? ? I advise you not to mess around, this little girl's uncle and father are very scary guys, if this little girl died because of your relationship...the consequences would be very serious."
After the night rabbits looked at each other, a representative of the night rabbit walked out slowly and spoke honestly.
"Then, the little girl is handed over to us, and the man is returned to you."
"You're too upright!" Yin Shi directly complained, and then waved his hand to make things difficult, "Hey, let's talk about it, just like that guy wants to change this little girl? What a joke? !”
"Hey...what do you mean by a guy like that?" Blue veins suddenly appeared on Shishi's face standing in the Yatu camp.
Kondo comforted: "Don't worry, Fourteen, this is just a stopgap measure."
Kagura said arrogantly: "That's right, Aru! How can a guy of that level be on the same level as a beautiful girl like me who's once in a thousand years? Give me a hundred vinegar kombu aru!"
"Is my life less than a hundred vinegar kelp?!"
"Ah, I got it wrong, I got it wrong," Yin Shi seemed to suddenly think of something, "then what... why don't you just kill that hostage and exchange it for a hundred boxes of strawberry milk."
"The hostages don't matter anymore, right?!" Fourteen frowned again.
Yin Shi comforted the young general behind him in a low voice: "Don't worry, I have been with that idiot Jiang Cheng and Kagura for so long, I fully understand Ye Rabbit, although the power is really powerful, But the brain is completely useless, and we can live safely by grasping this."
Kagura directly frys her hair: "Whose head are you saying is completely incompetent! You are a natural curl!"
Kondo squeezed his chin and analyzed: "In short, you don't compete with each other for strength and physical strength, but only for brain power, right?"
"That's right, the opponent is probably the kind of guy who can't memorize the nine-nine multiplication table well. We almost won by grasping this."
Kondo murmured with a dignified brow: "You have to memorize the nine-nine multiplication table... It seems that the other party can't be underestimated."
"What, why don't you take this orangutan as a hostage." Gintoki pointed at Kondo and stared at the dead fish and looked at the night rabbits, "I always think it's unfair that you only have one."
"Huh?!" Kondo was startled.
"Yin Sang! Stop joking!" Xin Baha reminded, "Don't always throw useless guys to others!"
"You are the most overbearing one! Brother-in-law!"
"Who is your brother-in-law!" Shin Baha retorted with a burst of blue veins, and then kicked Kondo's **** in front of the crowd of night rabbits, "Okay, this The hostages are also handed over to you."
Yinshi said decisively: "Yo Xi, prepare a hundred boxes of strawberry milk now..."
"Exchange hostages with a hundred boxes of vinegar kelp, Aru!" Kagura took over.
"You guys are the worst, okay!" Shi Shi burst out with blue veins and roared, "In the end, the two hostages, Kondo-san and I, are useless at all!"
"State in advance, don't move, I will really tear up the ticket." Yin Shi said again, "Of course, if we disturb you, you can tear up the ticket at any time, ah, Xin Ba Ha, have you moved? "
"Can you guys be more serious!!" Kondo said angrily.
"Anyway, everyone's heads are calm now, and let's discuss the issue of the hostage exchange again." Gintoki said so, but the hands behind him calmly pointed at Kagura, Shinpachi, and Momo. He made a few gestures to let him escape while listening to the slogan, "Isn't there something in the movie? The two sides came forward and released people at the same time. We can imitate that one."
Speaking, Gintoki put his hand on Kagura's shoulder, and at the same time, the two Yatou on the other side put their hands on Shizuo and Kondo's backs at the same time.
"Three...two..."
When the count reached two, Yinshi and the others set up their escape poses at the same time, and they began to run wildly.
"Where's the hostage?!!!" Fourteen's forehead instantly burst into blue veins.
Boom! ! !
"Cough, cough!" The thick smoke that suddenly erupted under his feet caused Shi Shi to cover his nose and cough twice, but Shi Shi was grabbed by a hand and reacted quickly. Along with Kondo, he covered his mouth and nose and started running away.
"Kondo-san, where did you get the tear gas grenades?" Fourteen asked as he ran.
"It was just given to me by the Master's House." Kondo replied, "In short, although I bought a little time, it is not optimistic, hurry up and run!"
After dissipating the smoke, the night rabbits discovered that Gintoki and the others had escaped ten meters away.
"Chase!"
With an order, all the night rabbits chased after him at the same time.
On the other side of the falling ship, the tragic battle between the Ghost Soldiers, the Yuting Fanzhong and the ninjas continues, and is regarded as the most precious thing by countless people - life, which is being taken away every moment. go.
Boom! ! !
After the huge explosion, under the cover of black mist, the ninjas headed by Xun jumped from the spaceship as if they had received some signal.
"Now! Disperse!" Xun gave the order.
In an instant, all the ninjas dispersed in all directions in an orderly manner.
Standing on the bow, Youzi gritted his teeth as he watched the scene below: "Bastard! Stop for me! Hurry up! Don't let me run away either!"
The commander-in-chief Wu Shi Bianpingtai, who was monitoring the surroundings through the big screen in the main control room, hurriedly held up the interlocutor and shouted: "Miss Youzi, don't chase after the poor! The purpose of these royal court fans is to disperse our forces. Now The main force of the enemy is fighting with the 7th Division, and we have to join up with the 7th Division and attack them back and forth."
"Let them do whatever they want," Takasugi said casually, leaning against the wall and holding a pipe, "Anyway, both Iga and the regime are completely over, so let them make a frenzy at the last festival."
After saying that, Takasugi turned around and walked away unhurriedly on sandals.
"Mr. Takasugi, you... where are you going?"
"Before it's over, I have to go get someone. I want to take the head of a general, or I want to overthrow the regime. Anyway, it can't destroy the world, as long as the blade doesn't break, it can't be destroyed. This world. Just right, the guy who gets in the way is not here this time, a good opportunity."
"No, regarding this, Your Excellency Wan Zhai has been contacted..."
"Don't worry, someone will stumble on his footsteps, maybe even permanently..."
……
On the other side, Gintoki and the others who were fleeing stopped at the same time, and if they wanted to ask why...because they were blocked by Afu Rabbit and a group of Night Rabbit.
Looking at the night rabbits chasing behind him and the night rabbits in front of them, several of them had solemn expressions.
"Yahahahie~ I was taken advantage of by someone if I didn't pay attention~ Who spread the news that Ye Tu is a bunch of idiots?" Holding the umbrella on his face, "Long time no see, little girl~"
"Don't come here! Otherwise..." Fourteen pointed the blade in his hand at Kagura.
"Ah~" Afutu sighed while holding his forehead, "Did I say you were fooled by this method? I won't care when I'm taught by the head of the regiment. Okay, let's go. The time of the family is over. We have already killed our compatriots, so don’t think about going back alive. Whether it’s the regiment leader’s sister or the niece of that monster, you won’t be allowed to live without the regiment leader giving orders. Going back ~IndoMTL.com~?" Gintoki looked disapprovingly, "Kagura! Plan B!"
"Dangdangdangdangdang!" Kagura learned from a cat-shaped robot and took out his mobile phone from his arms, "Technology and technology of the times - smart phone! How to use it, find the phone number of my uncle, and then... cry Say someone is bullying me!"
"Hey, this joke is not funny." Afutu's face was a little ugly.
"Cough cough!" After dialing the phone, Kagura cleared his throat and pretended to squeeze out two tears, brewing grievances.
"Hey, wait... Calm down, you just kill a few of them. If you let those monsters appear, maybe they will all be wiped out! Anyway, calm down first! I just said that, but if you can hand over that general If you come out, it's not that you can't spare your life!"
Beep-beep-beep-
"Sorry, the call you dialed is temporarily unanswered. Please leave a message after the beep."
"That... no one answered, Gin-chan." Kagura raised her head and spoke.
At this moment, Afutu's face was obviously relieved.
"What the **** is that idiot doing? Do you really want to kill your niece?" Yin Shi frowned, "Anyway, leave a message first, describe all these guys, and remember to pretend to be pitiful. At one point, the victim said it was you. If you can take a picture at the end, remember to smear some blood on your body."
Even though I said that, Gintoki felt a little bit in his heart.
【That idiot... Could it be that...]
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