Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 746: : You need to be surprised when you fight!

Shisi slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and said impatiently: "Well, don't complain, the life of a dirty booger girl like you is equal to the life of the general, it is already a lifetime The greatest luck in the world."

"What did you say?!" Kagura frowned again.

Looking at the Yetus who were whispering and did not continue to rush up, Yinshi continued: "In short, the hostages are here with us. If you dare to move, we will tear up your votes! On the contrary, if we dare to move, you will also Tickets can be torn!"

"What kind of tickets are they tearing up?" Fourteen was puzzled, but just as he finished speaking, Yin Shi kicked him on the ass.

"Ah!" Fourteen, who was kicked down in front of the night rabbits, was stunned, "Huh?"

"That will be your hostage. Now everyone has a hostage, so calm down a little bit," Gintoki cleared his throat and said again, "The general development at this time is that everyone discusses the exchange of hostages. , It is very irrational to fight again at this time, and it is easy to hurt the hostages."

"What... what to do? The deputy head did say that the little girl can't be killed."

"And... seems to be the leader's younger sister."

"But... the task is to take the head of that general."

"So...what to do?"

Looking at the night rabbits who could not come up with any ideas after whispering to each other, Yinshi said again: "Ahem, anyway, how about discussing the exchange of hostages first? Isn't it the best solution to exchange hostages with conditions at this time? Right? I advise you not to mess around, this little girl's uncle and father are very scary guys, if this little girl dies because of your relationship...the consequences will be very serious."

After all the Yetus looked at each other, a representative of Yetu walked out slowly and spoke frankly.

"Then, give the little girl to us, and return this man to you."

"You are too upright!" Yinshi complained directly, and then waved his hands showing a difficult face, "Hey, besides, just like that guy wants to change this little girl? Are you kidding me?" !”

"Hey...what do you mean by a guy like that?" Fourteen, who was standing in the Yetu camp, had blue veins on his face.

Kondo comforted: "Don't worry, Fourteen, this is just a stopgap measure."

Kagura said proudly: "That's right, Aru! How can a guy of that level be on the same level as a once-in-a-thousand-year beautiful girl like me? Replace me with a hundred sticks of vinegar Kumbu Aru!"

"In the end, my life is not as good as a hundred vinegar kelp?!"

"Ah, I made a mistake, I made a mistake," Yinshi seemed to think of something suddenly, "Then what... why don't you just kill that hostage and exchange it with a hundred boxes of strawberry milk."

"The hostages don't matter anymore, do they?!" Fourteen exploded again.

Yinshi comforted the young general behind him in a low voice: "Don't worry, I have been with that idiot Jiang Cheng and Kagura for so long, and I understand everything about Yatu. But the brain is completely useless, and we can live safely by grasping this point."

Kagura frowned directly: "Whose head are you talking about? You're a natural curmudgeon!"

Kondo squeezed his chin and began to analyze: "In short, it is not to compete with the opponent in strength and physical strength, but to compete in brain power, right?"

"That's right, the opponent is probably the kind of guy who can't memorize the ninety-nine multiplication tables. Grasping this point, we almost win."

Kondo frowned solemnly and murmured: "Are you going to memorize the nine-nine-nine multiplication table... It seems that the other party can't be underestimated."

"Then what, why don't you take this orangutan as a hostage too." Gintoki pointed at Kondo and stared at the group of night rabbits with dead fish eyes, "I always think it's not fair that you only have one."

"Huh?!" Kondo was startled.

"Yin Sang! Stop joking!" Xin Baji reminded, "Don't always throw useless guys to others!"

"You are the worst one! Brother-in-law!"

"Who is your brother-in-law!" Xin Baji retorted instantly with his veins bursting, and then raised his foot and kicked Kondo's **** in front of all the night rabbits, "Okay, this one The hostages are also handed over to you."

Yinshi said decisively: "Yoxi, prepare a hundred boxes of strawberry milk now..."

"Exchange hostages with a hundred boxes of vinegar kelp, Aru!" Kagura took the words.

"You guys are the worst, okay!" Fourteen roared with his veins bursting, "In the end, the two hostages, Kondo-san and I, are useless at all!"

"Declaration in advance, don't move around, I really will tear up the ticket." Yinshi said again, "Of course, if we mess around, you can tear up the ticket at any time, ah, Xin Baji, did you move? "

"Can you be more serious!!" Kondo said angrily.

"In short, let's calm down now and re-discuss the hostage exchange." Gintoki said so, but the hands behind him calmly turned to Kagura, Shin Hachi and Momo Made a few gestures to let him listen to the slogan and escape, "Isn't there something in the movie? The two sides stepped forward and counted three, two, one, etc. and released people at the same time. We can just imitate that."

Speaking, Gintoki put his hands on Kagura's shoulders, and at the same time, the two Yotusa on the other side put their hands on the backs of Shitou and Kondo at the same time knowingly.

"Three...two..."

When the count reached two, Yinshi and the others set up their escape postures at the same time, and started running for their lives.

"Where are the hostages?!!!" Fourteen's forehead instantly burst into blue veins.

Boom! ! !

"Ahem!" The sudden burst of thick smoke under his feet made Fourteen couldn't help covering his nose and coughing twice, but then Fourteen was grabbed by a hand and reacted quickly, Covering his mouth and nose together with Kondo, he began to flee.

"Kondo-san, where did you get the tear gas bomb?" Fourteen asked while running.

"Just now Master gave it to me." Kondo replied, "In short, although I have won a little time, it is not optimistic, run quickly!"

After dispersing the smoke, the night rabbits realized that Yinshi and the others had escaped ten meters away.

"Chase!"

With an order, all the night rabbits chased after him at the same time.

On the crashed ship on the other side, the fierce battle between the Ghost Soldiers, the Royal Court Banzhong and the ninjas is still going on, and it is regarded as the most precious thing by countless people - life, which is being taken away every moment Walk.

Boom! ! !

After the huge explosion, under the cover of the black mist, the ninjas headed by Xun jumped off the spaceship one after another as if they had received some signal.

"Now! Spread out!" Xun gave the order.

In an instant, all the ninjas scattered in all directions in an orderly manner.

Standing at the bow of the boat, Youzi gritted his teeth looking at the scene below: "You bastard! Stop! Hurry up! Don't let me go!"

The commander-in-chief Takeshi Bianheita, who was monitoring the surroundings through the big screen in the main control room, hurriedly shouted with the intercom: "Miss Youzi, don't chase after the poor! The purpose of these imperial courts is to disperse our forces. Now The main force of the enemy army is fighting with the Seventh Division, we have to join the Seventh Division and attack them back and forth.”

"Let them do whatever they want," said Takasugi casually, leaning against the wall and holding a pipe, "Anyway, both Iga and the regime are completely finished, so let them go crazy in the final ceremony."

After finishing speaking, Takasugi turned around and stepped on his sandals and walked away unhurriedly.

"Mr. Takasugi, you...where are you going?"

"Before everything is over, I have to marry someone. It doesn't matter if I want to take the head of the general or subvert the regime. Anyway, I can't destroy this world. As long as the sharp knife is not broken, it can't be destroyed. This world. Coincidentally, the guy who got in the way is not here this time, a good opportunity."

"No, about this, Mr. Mansai has already contacted..."

"Don't worry, someone will trip him up, maybe it will trip him forever..."

…

On the other side, Yinshi and others who were fleeing stopped at the same time, if you want to ask why... because they were blocked by Afu Rabbit and a group of Ye Rabbits.

Looking at Yetu who was chasing up behind him and the Yetus in front of him, their expressions were solemn.

"Yeah, yeah~ I was taken advantage of if I didn't pay attention~ Who spread the news that Yetu is a bunch of idiots?" Holding the umbrella on his face, "Long time no see, little girl~"

"Don't come here! Otherwise..." Fourteen pointed the blade in his hand at Kagura.

"Ah~" Afu Rabbit sighed while holding his forehead, "Did I say that you were fooled by this method? I won't care about it when I'm reprimanded by the leader later. Okay, later The time for Jiajia is over. We have already killed our compatriots, so don’t think about going back alive. Whether it’s the leader’s sister or the niece of that monster, you won’t be allowed to live without the leader giving orders. Going back."

"Really?" Gintoki said disapprovingly, "Kagura! Plan B!"

"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang!" Kagura followed a cat-shaped robot and took out the mobile phone from his arms, "Technology of the times—smartphone! How to use it, find the phone number of my little uncle, and then...cry Say someone bullied me!"

"Hey, this joke is not funny." Afu Rabbit's face was a little ugly.

"Ahem!" After dialing the phone, Kagura cleared his throat and pretended to squeeze out two tears, brewing the feeling of grievance.

"Hey, wait... calm down~IndoMTL.com~ You just killed a few of them, if you let that kind of monster appear, maybe all of them will be wiped out! Anyway, calm down! I just said that, but if you can If you hand over that general, you can spare your lives!"

Beep—beep—beep—

"Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered, please leave a message after the beep."

"That...no one answered, Silver-chan." Kagura raised his head and spoke.

At this time, Afutu was visibly relieved.

"What the **** is that idiot doing? Are you really going to leave your niece dead?" Yinshi twitched his lips unhappily, "Anyway, leave a message first, describe all these guys, and remember to pretend to be pitiful A little bit, the victim will say it’s you. Finally, you can take a photo or something, and remember to smear some blood on your body.”

Although he said so, Yinshi still felt a little bit in his heart.

【That idiot... Could it be that...】

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