Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 77: :The subject matter overlaps too much, and the audience will not buy it!
"Shouldn't my daughter be persuaded and guided when she has a bad boyfriend?! Why are you all so unanimous in wanting to get rid of it?!"
"Dad, I will never admit that kind of flamboyant hooligan as a boyfriend! And... communicate with my daughter at such a sensitive age... How can such a thing be possible!" Songhei said through gritted teeth .
"It's so noisy! I will never admit that a person like you is a police chief!" Fourteen tugged his neck and replied, "And... what does it mean to be unable to communicate with a daughter of this age? It's just that Don't dare to do it! If you can't communicate with your daughter, do you choose to kill your daughter's partner?!"
"Thiakata-san, I will never admit that a person like you is the deputy head of the Zhenxuan team." Zongwu said.
"Shut up for me!" Shi Shi shouted at Sogou, then looked at Song Ping Gong again, "What are you kidding? We skipped work to accompany you, and we actually helped you ruin your daughter's date? Don't do it, go back."
Said, Shi Shi turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng fired a second shot.
"Ah, it's just a little bit~" Jiang Cheng looked regretful, "It's almost a little bit to hit his weapon."
"Next time, hit the two **** above the weapon." Matsudaira suggested.
"Yo Xi, then... GAMESTART!"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was overturned by the fourteen-one who turned back, "STARTFuck! You also hurry up for me, don't get in the way here!"
"Hey? Who are these?" Qingtai woke up leisurely at this time, but when she opened her eyes, she saw these people who seemed to have bad intentions, and hurried to Jiang Cheng's side, "Brother Jiang Cheng, what are you doing here?!"
"Yo, are you awake?" Jiang Cheng looked at Qingta, who was a little flustered. With a flash of inspiration, he handed the gun in his hand to Qingta, "Did you see that little gangster in the distance? Use this Hit his [beep——]."
"Hey? Why?" Harita was a little confused.
"Training!" Jiang Cheng said in a serious manner, "I always thought it was time, since you are a man from Yoshihara, you must learn to fight! Fight those stinky men! Yueyong won't teach you, so I'm the only one here to teach you! Quick, shoot! Toadji!"
"What the **** are you teaching a child!" Fourteen shouted, "What do you want to train him to be like?! Toad boss?!"
"That's right!" Matsudaira continued, "Let's beat the heart! That part is fine too."
"You said the same thing!" Shi Shi complained.
"Are you feeling sorry for that kind of scum? Fourteen!" Matsudaira said sharply, "Do you think that kind of scum can make chestnuts happy?! Although I also think that as long as the daughter likes it, the father should be Acknowledging, I have had a headache for a long time and thought about it a lot, but the final conclusion is that it must be obliterated..."
"You think too much!" Fourteen shouted.
"Hey, why do you feel like this guy talks so much today? Don't you really have a character called virginity or something to complain?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Zongwu on the same side.
"Ah, it's hard to appear on the camera, so I just want to take up more words." Sogo explained, "And that character is not called [Virginity], but [Virginity Yamazaki who has no sense of existence in his life]."
"I see..." But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng noticed something, "Well, that girl and that rascal have already entered the playground!"
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"I said Kondo-san, you should also talk about this idiot." After speaking, Shi Shi looked at Kondo, who was squatting on the ground and didn't know what to do.
"Who are you calling Kondo-san?" Kondo said, he had already stood up, wearing sunglasses and holding a newly assembled sniper rifle, "Please call me Killer Gorilla No. 13!"
"What are you doing..." Fourteen was too lazy to complain, "What is 13?"
"Symbol of misfortune, I was dumped by Miss A Miao for the thirteenth time this year!" Having said that, Kondo had already walked to the grass to set up his sniper rifle, "Uncle! I'll help you! I hate men dressing up the most. You have to be so pretentious and look bad!"
"Kondo..." Matsudaira-kun, who was beside him, was a little moved, and he reassembled a sniper rifle for himself.
"I watched Chestnut grow up, just like my own sister! How can I leave it to that kind of man! Let's go! Uncle!" With that, Kondo rushed into the playground first.
Songhei-kun, who was beside him, had quick eyes and quick hands, so he rushed in and dragged Haruta beside him, "Little devil, I'll hit my head, [beep-] to Kondo, and my heart will be yours! , Uncle will buy you a gift you like!"
"Huh? Really? Anything?" Harita asked.
"Ah, really, anything but a daughter!"
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"Oops, maybe I'll actually do it," said Fourteen, looking at Zongwu aside, "Zongwu, you have to say a few words too!"
"Huh?" Zongwu, who had already put on sunglasses and held a sniper rifle, replied, "Who is Zongwu? I'm the killer Zongwu No. 13!" After saying that, Zongwu also rushed into the amusement park, As he ran, he said, "It looks interesting, I'll be back when I go..."
"Yeah, then I too..." Jiang Cheng also took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on. Although he didn't have a sniper rifle, he reluctantly used an umbrella instead. "I'll go..."
"You don't have to go!" Shi Shi said as he grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, "Do you really want to cause death?"
"Ahahaha, I just accepted the commission of your boss, and it looks very interesting, doesn't it?"
"Funny shit!" Fourteen shouted, then took a puff of cigarette and said, "Anyway, you have to stop them with me, you kid here is a lot of fun!"
"Actually, when I play Counter-Strike, I prefer to be a gangster. I'm quite disgusted with being a police officer," Jiang Cheng said.
"Who's talking to you about games! But it's true, today you are the police! Uncle Matsudaira and the others are gangsters! That couple are hostages! They must be saved!"
"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng suddenly became interested, "Is that orangutan also our enemy? Can we shoot it? It's so interesting! Live-action Counter-Strike! I'm here!"
With that said, Jiang Cheng also rushed into the playground.
"Can you listen to what people have to say! You can't kill! You can't kill anyone!" After speaking, Shi Shi realized that he seemed to have missed something, "You can't kill orangutans!"
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At this time, Chestnut and the little gangster boyfriend are riding on the merry-go-round.
Not far from them are Matsudaira, Kondo, and Sogo, three men with guns and sunglasses, and a gun and sunglasses, Toadyoshi.
"You bastard, there is such a thing! You actually choose to play this!" Matsudaira said bitterly.
"I can't aim correctly, and I feel a little sick..." Kondo said, holding his sniper rifle.
"The most important thing is when will we catch up with them? How come the distance is not shortened at all?" Matsudaira continued.
"How could it be shortened! This is a merry-go-round! It rotates with the pedestal!" Qingta complained loudly.
"As expected of a kid from Yoshihara, he even knows about this kind of thing." After a while, Matsudaira continued, "I've never been to an amusement park, so I can't figure it out, although the adult's [amusement] I often do. Go!"
"Hey? Really? Then why haven't I seen you in Yoshihara?" Qing Tai asked curiously, "You're not bragging, are you?"
"Huh? Uncle, I'm a frequent visitor to the **** house! Compared with the kind of Yoshihara woman who can do anything as long as they give money, I still prefer the women in the **** house. Although I say so, if you have to invite If I go to Yoshihara, I can go there with reluctance..."
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Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi were watching from the side of the merry-go-round.
"It's also fortunate that several of them have pits in their brains, otherwise maybe that little gangster would have been in danger just now." Shi Shi said with lingering fears. However, as soon as he finished speaking, Shi Shi saw Jiang Cheng raising his umbrella and constantly aiming at the little gangster sitting next to Chestnut.
"What are you doing?!"
"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng turned his head, "Anyway, there are only two of us. If we calculate the score, even if we kill the hostages ahead of time, we won't lose, right? 10 points will be deducted for killing one hostage, but we can earn it with the head of the bandit. Come back! Can't you do such simple arithmetic?"
"Do you really think you're playing a game?!" Fourteen was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, "Switch the game! Switch to a game that prevents the two of them from dating!"
"Hey? The last chapter of this game has just been played, and this one is still to be played. Will readers be bored, Liu Haijun?"
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"Shiobei-san~I want to ride that baa~" Chestnut pointed at the roller coaster and said~IndoMTL.com~ No way, I'm not good at that. "Little bastard, no, Qibingwei scratched his head and replied.
"Are you afraid?" Chestnut asked with a smile.
"It's not that I'm afraid, it's just nauseating," Shichibei explained.
"Is it actually scary?"
"No!" Qibing Guard retorted and reassured, "Be good, go and sit by yourself."
"No more~ Let's go and sit together~" Chestnut dragged Qibei coquettishly, while looking at the roller coaster track on the side, "It's really interesting~"
As soon as Shichibei wanted to refuse, he felt a hard object behind him.
"Don't be mother-in-law! Go! You Dutch cow!" Sogo held a dagger against Qibingwei's back and reminded in a low voice, "If you dare to scream, I'll cut a few more holes in you! "
In an instant, Shichibei was so frightened that he was sweating coldly, and he didn't dare to let out the air.
Seeing that something was wrong with the Seven Soldiers beside him, Li Zi asked aloud, "Seven Soldiers? What's wrong with you?"
"That...I think...let's sit together..."
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Jiang Cheng was sitting on the bench in the playground watching this scene, and said helplessly: "You only need one or two bullets, you have made such trouble, really..."
"That's right, the police now have this kind of virtue..." Mr. Songping sighed.
"You're the chief of the police, okay?" Shi Shi retorted, then glanced at Zong Wu, who was busy with his work, "Anyway, if you just let the two break up, you don't need to do those extra things. There are various methods. kind of."
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