Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 771: : It’s not just talking about the gullibility of the elderly!

Jiang Cheng, who was standing among the countless corpses on a spaceship, flicked the sword to remove all the blood, and then put the sword into the scabbard.

Behind Jiang Cheng, there are several heavenly beings with different looks.

A leopard-headed celestial man said: "Jiang Chengsang, there is news from Heiziye, with the cooperation of Olpaimon and Fularazi, and our undercover inside Chunyu, the attack was successful. The spring rain that escaped from four planets has been wiped out by us on the way back! The remaining four keys have also been found!"

"Well, let's go back to the Tiandao Congregation. Keep in touch with the companions on various planets lurking in the Tiandao Congregation's association branch in charge of the jurisdiction. When we return to the Tiandao Congregation, the action begins."

"Hi!"

"That's right..." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at the heavenly beings and smiled softly, "The mask can already be taken off, it's been hard work."

……

One month in the blink of an eye, one of several huge houseboats slowly heading towards Earth.

"Jiang Chengsang is expected to reach the sky above the earth in ten hours. The companions who are lurking in the branch of the Tiandao Association that is in charge of the jurisdiction on each planet are also ready."

"Well, let's order it." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"One more thing..."

"What's the matter?"

"We got news that the four planets that were successfully attacked by Chun Yu, who was under the command of Xusuo, established the Liberation Army of Altana, led by Wuling. , there are also about 400 medium-sized ships and countless small spaceships. According to the news, the other party has also hired three major mercenary troops. This is some information we got at the first time, including their officers. "

Jiang Cheng took a stack of papers from Heiziye: "It's hard work, go and contact those friends."

"There is also a very strange thing. Since he arrived at Chun Yu and defeated Chun Yu Senatorium and took Chun Yu under his command, it seems that he has never gone out."

"Probably because someone is still fighting. But it doesn't matter if he leaves. I know exactly what he's thinking. The war he wants is ready for him."

"However, there is no existence on Earth that can be regarded as combat power. Except for some key people in the Seehui Group and the True Selection Group, basically all of them have been... Mr. Gintoki is still in a coma, Mr. Gui's The situation of the fighters against the barbarians is similar to the situation of the Shinsengumi. The shogunate army is now also disintegrated, and there are not many left of the royal court. If the war really comes..."

Looking at the information on the red-haired man named Yuan Xiang at the top of the stack of papers in his hand, Jiang Cheng replied indifferently: "It doesn't matter, isn't their purpose? the goal of being sent to them.”

"You mean..."

"The simplest and most crude way to end the war. Understand?"

"...Understood." After a long silence, Kuroko responded.

"After letting the companions on each planet complete the task, there is no need to wait for orders, and there is no need to assemble them again, and let them return directly to the earth. If I fail to completely annihilate the war, they will be left on the earth and handed over to you to command. "

"...Hi."

……

Ten hours later.

"Jiang Chengsang, we are about to reach the sky above the earth. The elders have sent the specific hovering position of the headquarters and ask you to return immediately.

In addition, the partners on a total of 738 planets have completed their tasks, dismantling the Tiandao Association responsible for guarding the Yellow Dragon Gate from the inside, and the order to return to Earth has also been issued. "

"Okay," Jiang Cheng put away his gaze towards the azure planet outside the window, "it's time to meet those old guys, you guys stay here and stand by."

"Got it!"

……

Da, da, da...

Headquarters of Tiandaozhong, a house-shaped ship with stealth function hovering on the outer periphery of the earth, Jiang Cheng wearing that strange mask is walking towards the inside of the spaceship.

There are not many people on the spaceship, so it is hard to believe that this is the headquarters of the Tiandao Congregation of Altana, who has mastered the entire universe.

Jiang Cheng, who had just reached a certain position, stopped, and the circular lift platform under his feet slowly rose.

Om——

A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng arrived at the gathering place of the Tiandao Congregation who had been here many times.

"Eagle, it's too slow," an elder said.

Jiang Cheng did not answer.

"Come up quickly, you are the only one missing." An elder urged with a bit of panic.

"Don't be in a hurry," the old man earlier shook his head, then looked at Jiang Cheng and continued, "While you were chasing the escaping Xu in the universe, Altana of the planet Danhuang ran out of control. The door and the center It was destroyed in an instant, and the branch of the association responsible for its jurisdiction was also destroyed, and we suffered an unprecedented loss.”

"Is it an accident?" Jiang Cheng's tone was flat.

"It wasn't an accident." The old man shook his head, his eyes under the hat staring straight down at Jiang Cheng, "Before losing control, we received a report that an unidentified army attacked the door, This is clearly someone who is rebelling against us!"

"Could it be that... are you doubting me?"

Gu "The only one who has the key is the twelve of us and you who joined later, and the only one who can move freely outside is only you, and... the only people who can match the army of a country are you and Xu. now. Xu has defected and has no key, so there is only..."

"Roar? No key in Xu? Who said that?" Jiang Cheng interrupted the elder in a flat tone.

The old man who heard Jiang Cheng's voice narrowed his eyes slightly: "What did you investigate?"

"Ask me, it's better to ask the old man who turned green here, oh, forget, your faces are originally green."

"Don't give a shit, hurry up." The old man's voice was a little serious.

"I thought someone would stand up and admit it when I said this, but I really can't die until the Yellow River."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng took out three withered but still alive arms from the cloak, "The key, I have helped you to retrieve it from Xu's hands."

The old man became uneasy for a moment: "Who! Who gave Xu the key! And if that's the case, is it because of a traitor that Xu, who was subdued by the eagle, was able to escape?! Who is it?!"

"Maybe all of them except yourself, or maybe even you. Maybe there are more than these three keys in the empty hand."

"Put your hands up!"

After the old man's voice fell, he realized that only five elders, including himself, raised their hands.

While the elder was shocked, Jiang Cheng spoke again: "I only recovered three of the seven keys I got, which means... there may be more than one planet Dan Huang that has gone berserk."

"War... war... war is about to begin... look what you all did! Why give the keys to that dangerous guy!"

"Probably being deceived? Like "Just let me out and hand over the keys, and I'll tell you how to be saved" or something..."

"What do you mean?" asked the old man at first, "What does it mean to be saved?"

"It seems that you haven't reached that stage yet, old man. Has anyone come forward to explain the matter in person?" Jiang Cheng hummed softly and said slowly, "Of course it's because of that person. Blood, has it begun? Has your body begun to decay? Filled with that man's blood, your body longing for eternal life. This is the price you have to pay for that unending desire of yours. Note Those of you who are full of that man's blood will not only have your arms, but will eventually break your legs and feet, and your head will also fall off. Until...the body rots away and nothing remains."

"How... how could it be! He clearly said that as long as he is released and the key is given to him, he will tell us how to be saved! Are we being deceived?!"

"Ah, it's very simple to be deceived. So it's not good to always curl up in such a place, you must know that health care fraud related to the elderly happens almost every day on earth. If you look at it often If it's news, I probably won't be deceived. I once suggested putting a big TV here~"

"You just want to play games here!" An elder complained.

"Isn't it? Older people, I think it would be a lot younger to play something that young people like occasionally."

"Enough is enough, Eagle. Now is not the time to argue about such frivolity!"

At first, the old man opened his mouth, and showed a little helplessness, saying: "We can agree that you become the thirteen elders, firstly because only you can suppress the emptiness, and secondly, we believe that you have the ability to lead the Tiandao congregation, believe that you will Better than us old men. Let's talk about what to do now, and the war to come, if it's you..."

"Yahieahie~ Are the elderly now so cheeky? Are you ready to let the young people wipe their butts if you are incontinent?"

"As long as you find a way to resolve these two incidents, the command of the association branches of all planets with gates can be handed over to you, and we... can hand over all power to the background."

"Stop kidding! How can you give him that kind of thing!"

"Is that your illegitimate child?!"

"Shut up, traitors!" the elder yelled.

"It's really an attractive condition, but... I'll talk about this later." After speaking, Jiang Cheng looked up at the elders above his head, "It's really abhorrent that I lied to you all. But...I do have a solution for your pain. Want to know?"

"What did you say?!"

"Is it true?!"

"Of course, I'm not the same as those who extort health care products." Jiang Cheng nodded, then threw the three keys in his hand into the air and then held the tiger's mouth of the knife around his waist.

A few imperceptible sword lights flashed ~IndoMTL.com~ The three "keys" shattered into pieces and fell to the ground.

"What are you doing?!"

"That's the key I finally found!"

"Enough is enough, brat!"

"I just want to tell you my method," Jiang Cheng picked up a hand from the ground and turned his palm toward the crowd, "Look? It disappeared cleanly."

"What... what?!"

"You...you could end that undead arm!"

"How...how did it happen!"

Jiang Cheng lightly shook his shoulder: "Who knows? Then, choose. Whether to live in pain forever, or choose to end the pain and die, I only have this chance here."

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