Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 787: : Opening remarks should be concise and clear!
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Master Jiang Cheng...
Master Jiang Cheng......
Please wake up...
Hearing the call from the ear, the man whose naked upper body was covered with some kind of magnetic disk connected to the detection instrument, and also filled with various catheters, his eyelashes trembled a few times.
The eyes of the man who opened his eyes were filled with confusion and nothingness.
Crashing——
The man sat up from the light blue nutrient solution, looked at a mole on his forehead with a confused face, squatted down and kept whispering the words "Master Jiang Cheng..." Woman with long green hair.
"Do you still remember your name? Master Jiang Cheng? Do you still have memory? Master Jiang Cheng?"
"What am I...?"
The man murmured, stumbled and said the first sentence after waking up, but the next moment, many pictures suddenly flashed in the man's mind.
The man in pain in his head subconsciously covered his head, hissing.
After a full two minutes passed, the man raised his head again to look at the green-haired woman in front of him, but this time, his blue eyes regained clarity.
"It's Xiaoyu."
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng stood up from the strange recuperation device under him and stepped out.
Taking the clothes from Xiaoyu's hands, Jiang Cheng casually put them on his body, raised his head and glanced at this secret laboratory-like room, and murmured softly, "I...have I survived?"
"Master Jiang Cheng, we are in a hurry."
"Huh? What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, but at the next moment, he suddenly discovered something, it was something like a camera under Xiaoyu's armpit.
"What is this? Oh, I see!"
Jiang Cheng suddenly tapped his hand, and suddenly realized: "This is that, right? Because it may have passed a lot of time, let me know what happened to the outside world during that time, right? It is to record some things that happened in the past. Are you down?"
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, and sighed softly: "...?
Really, I even prepared such a thing for me. No need, Xiaoyu, I have always believed in you. Your words will definitely create a good future. "
Xiaoyu... shook her head.
"No? What is that? Could it be..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng, who suddenly thought of something, looked down at his body and thought carefully: "Did you consider this? Did you want to test the function of [beep——]? Because you fell asleep There was no way to test this at the time, so did I ask you to send in the video tape? Actually, I think there is nothing wrong with it, but if you have to test it, then try it.”
Jiang Cheng took a step forward, squatted down and stretched out his hand to lift the screen on the side of the large video camera and turned it over to face himself.
"Declaration in advance, Xiaoyu, I have very high requirements for the film. If the function does not function normally, it may be a problem with the film. The play button... ah! Is this it?"
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng pressed the button marked with the start icon on the side, but then he suddenly thought of something, raised his head and asked, "By the way... Although it's just a robot, do you want to avoid it? Someone is If so, I will be under pressure..."
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Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly discovered that a dazzling and unavoidable dazzling beam of light burst out from the camera lens in front of him at lightning speed!
Jiang Cheng, who was overwhelmed by the light for a moment, finally just complained...
"I have accumulated too much!!!"
Subtitle: "Maybe this fake Gintama" final chapter (final chapter)——
——The end journey is also called the last rescue journey (thelastrescuejourney)
...start now.
(Note: The opening timeline is the night before the end of the previous article.)
……
The war against barbarians may be called a meaningless meat grinder.
Jiang Cheng, who was standing on a certain spaceship, just killed a group of mercenaries with a very powerful name...?
Group.
Planet Destroyer... seems to be the name, but Jiang Cheng didn't care at all, and didn't even keep the name in his heart.
Time is running out, the comrades below are risking their lives to fight against heaven and man, Jiang Cheng has no time to stay in this kind of place.
On the battlefield, apart from his comrades-in-arms, for Jiang Cheng, the rest are just enemies that need to be killed, nothing more.
His eyes were so cold that there was no warmth in them, the swords that cut down countless enemies were full of gaps or were still dripping with blood, and...the footsteps that never stopped.
Apart from the secondary vocabulary of killing God with a cold face, I really couldn't find a suitable vocabulary to describe Jiang Cheng during the war against barbarians.
Plop!
Jiang Cheng, who was just about to jump off the spaceship, suddenly felt his heart beating irregularly, and frowned slightly.
But it seemed that there was only that one, so Jiang Cheng didn't pay much attention to it, and jumped off the spaceship directly, with bright orange hair on his head, once again piercing his head like a mad but calm beast. into the enemy.
What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that on the spaceship, the enemy named Nightmare, whom he had just easily dealt with, was staring at him until the last moment...
……
Jiang Cheng, who came back to his senses, was already in a narrow alley with no one in it. At the same time, the sounds of the bustling and noisy crowd outside the alley, the sound of car engines honking, the sound of hawking, and yelling came to Jiang Cheng. Cheng's ears.
Looking up at Xiaoyu in front of him, and then turning his head to look at the entrance of the alley, Jiang Cheng obviously didn't understand what was going on.
Just as I was about to ask, I heard such an opening remark.
The era of the samurai is over...
"Hey? Qingtai? Blogger?" Jiang Cheng raised his head in doubt, "What's going on? What's this? A new opening line? True or not? Is this plagiarism? It's exactly the same as the first episode of Boo Biography , even the voice actors are exactly the same, are you okay? Are you really okay?"
"It's okay, Master Jiang Cheng."
Xiaoyu spoke, and...?
Take a step forward: "This kind of place just needs to use seiyuu memes to fool the past, and you won't receive any complaints."
"How to fool the past! This is absolutely impossible! By the way, why is it Haruta? What about Xin Baji? Where did Xin Baji go?! He is responsible for the opening remarks, right?"
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"Master Xinbaji..." Xiaoyu turned his face away silently, "...was eliminated by the times."
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng nodded, propped his chin and said: "So, virgins cannot survive in this society. After all, they have given up the great mission of human reproduction, and it is natural to be eliminated."
"No, that's not what it means."
Xiaoyu shook her head, with a bit of sadness in her eyes, and continued: "Master Xin Baji... He changed to a new pair of glasses last week. I heard that the original pair... has..."
"Xin...Xin Baji, he..." Jiang Cheng's pupils trembled, his voice trembled, and his raised hand trembled uncontrollably, "...dead...dead...no, not impossible...he...he..."
Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, showing a bit of unbearable expression on his face, but he suddenly returned to normal the next moment.
"Okay, the moment of silence is over, where is this?"
"This is... three years after you woke up. It is also the world five years after Mr. Jiang Cheng completed everything you wanted to do."
"That's it..." As he said, Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the crowded and lively street through the narrow alley, "But in my opinion, there is no difference between sleeping for two years and sleeping for five years What about."
"Please take this with you," Xiaoyu reached out and took off the mole from her forehead and pasted it on Jiang Cheng's forehead, "Because you are an existence that should not have existed in this era. Put this device on your forehead and people won't recognize you."
Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and put it on his forehead, and sighed softly: "The time machine, and such a device, this is a unique time travel. I didn't expect that I would have such an opportunity, really An incredible future."
"Master Jiang Cheng......?
, aren't you surprised? Don't ask why you were summoned to this future world? Don't ask what happened? "
"No need." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then raised his head to look at the small window above his head, "Whether it's two years or five years from now, I've always believed that what you say is absolutely fine. Create a good future."
"Kagura, wake up, don't you still have work?"
Jiang Hua's voice came from the window.
"I want to sleep a little longer, Aru..."
Kagura's sleepy voice followed closely behind.
……
Kabukicho, an ordinary two-story building with a small footprint.
The first floor is a small bookstore run by this family, and the second floor is the residence of this family (Jiang Hua's family).
The man seems to be traveling a lot and rarely stays at home. And the adult son of this family came home much less often than the male owner~IndoMTL.com~ In the small alley on one side, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the small side door gently. The sound coming from the window by the side made Jiang Cheng a little obsessed.
"Master Jiang Cheng, you can..."
"No need." Jiang Cheng withdrew his wandering thoughts and shook his head gently, "There are some things, as long as you know, there is no need to personally..."
"Yes." Xiaoyu interrupted Jiang Cheng firmly.
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"Really..." Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoyu, his eyes were complicated but revealed a trace of extravagant hope, "...is it okay?"
"Yes! This is the future because of Master Jiang Cheng! So it is possible! I want to..."
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoyu suddenly became expressionless, and the words in her mouth stopped abruptly.
Folding the white trousers that were drying on the hanger at the window carefully, and stuffing them into his arms like a treasure, Jiang Cheng showed a satisfied expression on his chest.
"I will treasure sister Jianghua's panties..."
[The enemy mode is on! 】The cold mechanical sound sounded.
buzzing
Watching the eyes turn red...?
, with an indifferent expression, and at the same time many weapons appeared on his body and pointed at Xiaoyu, Jiang Cheng hurriedly defended: "Hey! Wait! You said it's okay?! You said it's okay, so I stole it... Ah! I obviously said no! You said yes!"
Boom! boom! boom!
"Ahhhhhh!" Jiang Cheng screamed.
……?