Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 789: :The moment when adults collapse…

"Cut! Police?"

Gui turned his face away and spat, but the next moment he stepped forward and spoke without thinking.

"Mr. Policeman, I have nothing to do with me at all. I just happened to meet in this alley.

I don't know this guy at all!

Speaking of which, I should be assisting the police in handling cases, right?

Is there a bonus? "

"That..." Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes at this time, showing a smile on his face, and pointed his index finger to Gui behind him: "This person is the main culprit, and I was instructed by him. Hiding white flour..."

Seeing the two policemen's expressions gradually become solemn because of Jiang Cheng's remarks, and the hands of the two of them calmly touching the electric baton behind them, Gui was instantly startled.

Perhaps because of their long-standing habit, Gui and Elizabeth did not communicate much verbally and physically, but turned around at the same time and fled without looking back.

"Cut! Let him escape! Hey! Take this back to the police station, and I'll chase it over there!"

Speaking, a policeman chased in the direction where Gui fled.

……

Edo Police Station.

Interpol, in the small interrogation room, Jiang Cheng, in handcuffs, sat honestly at a single table. In front of him was a strange middle-aged policeman in charge of the interrogation and a recorder Young police.

From Jiang Cheng's experience, it can be clearly seen that the young police officer should have just started his job not long ago - probably a freshman who just graduated from the police academy or something.

In the interrogation room next to it, Gui "How many times have I said it! We don't know each other!" "How could we have something like that on us!" Citizens!" and the sound of him slapping the table hard.

Boom, boom, boom!

"How could there be something like that on Elizabeth! If you don't believe me, bring the police dog in and let it smell! Hurry up! Hurry up before I get angry!"

After hearing Gui shouting again excitedly, Jiang Chengcai finally understood why this guy was caught so easily by the police.

I just want to come to the police station to play the police dog!

Jiang Cheng, who laughed dumbly, shook his head with a little helplessness, and at the same time took back his wandering thoughts.

"Name," the middle-aged policeman said.

"Jiangcheng·Jitarou!"

Jiang Cheng's eyes were sharp, his hands were crossed to protect his face, only his eyes were exposed, he posed a self-created jojo stand, and at the same time, a purple illusory figure seemed to appear behind him.

The young policeman couldn't help but complain: "It's like a name that can summon a substitute!"

"Cough cough!" The middle-aged policeman took a sip of his tea, glanced at the young police officer beside him, and coughed twice, "Isn't Jiang Chengcheng Taro? Age..."

"Because the city plus the city (jo), just call me jojo!"

"It's getting more and more like!" said the young police officer again.

"Be honest! Age!"

"The second half of my twenties..."

"Specific."

"Twenty-seven... no, it's supposed to be twenty-nine... no, hold on, maybe thirty-two. I'm sorry, I'm a little confused, because I slept a long time ago."

Hearing the sound, the middle-aged policeman smiled, then patted the young policeman on the shoulder, and said, "You are really lucky, this person looks like an old fritter, for someone like you who just graduated and entered the agency. It's very rare for the police, underwear thieves, and not too dangerous. It's just right for you."

"Leader?"

"There is a new progress in my case, you can stay here and learn from this old fritters."

Speaking, the middle-aged policeman picked up his police cap and stood up. At the same time, he looked at Jiang Cheng and said with a smile: "This young man is a rookie who just graduated from the police academy. He rarely has the opportunity to meet an old man like you. Youtiao, please accompany him to practice. But don't go too far."

"It's okay, I'm very gentle towards young people~"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was grinning and grinning, the young policeman couldn't help swallowing.

"Please... please take care of..."

……

When Shi Shi and Sogo led the victim (Kagura) and two escorts (Gin Shi, Shin Ba Ha) into the interrogation room, they saw the following scene:

"Really helpful! Thanks for your guidance!"

The young police officer bows in thanks.

Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently: "It's nothing, but virginity is not good, there are many temptations in this society, and a little virgin like you is completely unacceptable."

"Hi! I see!" the young policeman responded with a blushing face.

……

"Why are you a newcomer thanking the prisoner!" Fourteen couldn't help complaining.

"Deputy Chief!" The young policeman hurriedly turned around and stood up and saluted, "That's not the case! Deputy Chief! It's just this Mr. Jojo that has taught me a lot! Including the main points of the interrogation and so on..."

"There is no need to learn from prisoners!"

"Look," Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders at this time, "I'll just say it, the less good the police are, the more swearing they are. This kind of guy is just mixing up his seniority. Nothing."

"What did you say, bastard?!" Shi Shibai glared at Jiang Cheng with gritted teeth.

"Look, look, does his attitude look like an incompetent policeman who starts threatening people without asking anything? Deputy Chief? He is the Deputy Chief of the Police Department? Are you okay? Is this police agency okay? Let such a rookie be the deputy chief or something. Let such a V-shaped bangs be the deputy chief of the police station or something."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, the veins on Shi Shi's face jumped up one by one.

At this time, Zong Wu, who was on the side, patted Shi Shi's shoulder and comforted him: "Calm down, Hijikata-san. In fact, only incompetent people can act as deputy chiefs. In other words, only incompetent people like pigs. Only a person can be the deputy director of the corpse vegetarian meal. You are very suitable."

"You go too far!!"

……

After such a small farce, Fourteen picked up the notes made by the young policeman on the table.

"Let me see... Ejojo Taro... Twenty-nine years old..."

"Deputy Chief, because it's a city and a city, you can just call Jojo directly." The young policeman reminded him intimately.

"I see..." Shi Shi nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, "Hey! What is jojo?! You went to the wrong studio!"

Zongwu stepped forward, held the table with one hand and put the other hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, and said with a very regretful expression: "Hey, jojo, although I really don't want to tell you this cruel message, but..."

"Don't shout it out so easily!" Fourteen complained.

"...The **** you stole belonged to this violent woman." Sogo pointed to Kagura to complete his words.

Kagura's face sank: "Hey, why did you say such a thing to him with such a regretful expression?"

Jiang Cheng:......"Σ_(???"∠)vomited..."

"Why did I vomit when I heard this kind of news!" Kagura directly frowned.

"Calm down, don't give up your life because of such cruel news." Sogo was still comforting the prisoner's emotions.

"Sorry, can I be sentenced to death? It feels like..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away, his entire body fell into some kind of gray shadow, "...Enough."

Kagura was even more angry: "Why do you show the expression of being unlovable again! I killed you, believe it or not!"

If it wasn't for Shin Baha and Gintoki, Kagura might have rushed up long ago.

"Don't give up your life so easily!" Zongwu shouted.

"Why do you want to comfort the prisoner!!"

"The death penalty, execute it immediately... Please." Jiang Cheng said again, "Take this cruel truth to my existence itself, and let it disappear from this world."

"Ah! Your wish will be fulfilled now!" Kagura rolled his eyes, blue veins bursting out on his face, and an inexplicable flame was burning all over his body.

"So didn't I say it?" Yin Shi sighed and shook his head, "No matter who they are, they can't stand it after hearing such cruel news."

"I'm the victim! Why are you talking to this underwear thief one by one!!"

"I apologize..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head, his eyes no longer had the desire to be born, "Please, give me a good time, I am a moth, scum, and trash in this society, please, please. , let me disappear."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Zongwu shook his head and turned his head with a regretful expression: "No way, I have completely lost my desire for life."

Yin Shi sighed again: "I'll say it, no matter who hears this reality, anyone will want to escape, poor man."

"Ah~ I really want to become a sparrow~" Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a relieved smile that seemed to see through life.

Zongwu: "Don't give up life easily! Jojo!"

Young police officer: "Come on! jojo!"

"嘁!" Shi Shi pouted the corners of his mouth in annoyance, then walked forward slowly, placing a bowl of pork chop rice poured with mayonnaise in front of Jiang Cheng, "Eat this, then put that Forget the harsh reality. jojo."

Kagura was furious: "Why are everyone cheering him up!!!"

Xinba Haw persuaded: "Kagura-chan~IndoMTL.com~ Don't worry, this Mr. jojo has already received the punishment he deserves, and the sin in his heart has already..."

"Why do you have to speak for him!!"

Yin Shi slowly shook his head with a solemn expression: "Kagura, forgive him, this person... is destined to suffer from inner torment for a lifetime."

"You've made me even more angry with this, do you want to die?! You bastards!"

Jiang Cheng bowed his head again: "Well, please. If the ashes are to be blown up in the wind..."

After all, Jiang Cheng took out his trousers from his arms and threw them to Kagura without looking at them, then the back of his neck crooked, his eyes rolled, and there was no sound at all.

“jojo——!!”×n

"You all go to **** with him!!!"

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