Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 789: : The moment when an adult collapses…
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"Cut! Police?"
Gui turned his face away and spat, but the next moment he stepped forward and spoke without thinking.
"Mr. Police, it has nothing to do with me. It just happened to be in the alley here.
I don't know this guy at all!
By the way, I should be regarded as assisting the police in handling cases, right?
Is there a bonus? "
"That..." Jiang Cheng bent his eyes at this moment, showing a smile on his face, and pointed his index finger at Gui behind him: "This man is the main criminal, and I was instructed by him. The body of that strange penguin is just Hiding the white flour..."
Seeing the expressions of the two policemen who gradually became serious because of Jiang Cheng's words, and the two policemen's hands calmly touching the electric batons pinned behind them, Gui was instantly startled.
Perhaps because of their habits over the years, Gui and Elizabeth didn't have much verbal or physical communication, but turned around at the same time, and ran away without looking back.
"Cut! Let him escape! Hey! You take this back to the police station, and I will chase it over there!"
As he spoke, a policeman chased after Gui in the direction he was fleeing.
……
Edo Police Station.
In the criminal police brigade, in a small interrogation room, Jiang Cheng, who was handcuffed, was sitting obediently in front of a single table. Young policeman.
Based on Jiang Cheng's experience, it is obvious that the young police officer should have just been on the job not long ago—probably a newcomer who just graduated from the police academy.
In the interrogation room next to it, Gui rang from time to time, "How many times have I said it! We don't even know each other!" "How could we have something like that on us!" National!" and the sound of him banging on the table.
Boom boom boom!
"How could there be such a thing on Elizabeth! If you don't believe me, you can bring the police dog in and let it smell it! Hurry up! Hurry up before I get angry!"
After hearing Gui's excited cry again, Jiang Chengcai finally understood why this guy was caught by the police so easily.
I just want to come to the police station to pet the police dogs!
Jiang Cheng, who was dumbfounded, shook his head with a little helplessness, and at the same time put back his wandering thoughts.
"Name." The middle-aged policeman said.
"Jiangcheng·Jotaro!"
Jiang Cheng's eyes were piercing, his hands were crossed to protect his face, only his eyes were exposed, and he posed in a self-created jojo stand. At the same time, there seemed to be a purple phantom figure behind him.
The young policeman couldn't help complaining: "It's like a name that can summon a substitute o!"
"Ahem!" The middle-aged policeman took a sip of tea, glanced at the young policeman beside him and coughed twice, "Isn't it Jiang Chengcheng Taro? Age..."
"Because the city plus the city (jo), just call me jojo!"
"It's getting more and more similar!" The young police officer said again.
"Be honest! Age!"
"The second half of the twenties..."
"Specific."
"Twenty-seven... no, it should be twenty-nine... no, wait a minute, maybe it's thirty-two. Sorry, sorry, I'm a little confused, because I slept for a long time before."
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Hearing the sound, the middle-aged policeman smiled, then patted the shoulder of the young policeman beside him, and said: "You are so lucky, this person looks like an old fritter, for someone like you who just graduated and entered the agency It is very rare for the police, and the underwear thief is not too dangerous. It is suitable for you."
"Team leader?"
"The case I am following has made new progress, so you can stay here and learn from this old fritter."
As he said that, the middle-aged policeman picked up his police cap and stood up, looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time, and said with a smile: "This young man is a rookie who just graduated from the police academy. You Tiao, please practice with him. But don't go too far."
"It's okay, I'm very gentle with young people~"
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was grinning, the young policeman couldn't help swallowing.
"Please...please take care of me..."
……
When Fourteen and Sougo led the victim (Kagura) and two escorts (Yinshi and Shinbaji) into the interrogation room, what they saw was the following:
"I really benefited a lot! Thank you for your guidance!"
The young officer bows in thanks.
Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently: "It's nothing, nothing, but virginity is not acceptable. There are many temptations in this society, and a little virgin like you is completely unacceptable."
"Hi! I see!" The young policeman blushed and responded.
……
"You rookie, why do you want to thank the prisoner!" Fourteen couldn't help complaining.
"Deputy Chief!" The young policeman hurriedly turned around and stood up straight to salute, "That's not the case! Deputy Chief! It's just that Mr. Jojo taught me a lot! Including the key points during the interrogation..."
"There is no need to learn from prisoners!"
"Look," Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders at this moment, "Let me just say, the worse the policeman is, the more he is bluffing. This kind of guy is just a mix of seniority. Nothing."
"What are you talking about, bastard?!" Fourteen Bai stared at Jiang Cheng fiercely, gnashing his teeth.
"Look, look, doesn't his attitude look like an incompetent policeman who starts threatening people without asking anything? Deputy chief? He is the deputy chief of the police station? Is it all right? Is this police department all right? Let such a rookie be the deputy chief or something. Let such a V-shaped bang be the deputy chief of the police station or something."
Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, the veins on Fourteen's face jumped up one after another.
At this moment, Sougo patted Shishishi on the shoulder and comforted him, "Calm down, Hijikata-san. In fact, only incompetent people can be the deputy director. Only a qualified person can be the deputy director of the corpse. You are very suitable."
"You are going too far!!"
……
After such a small farce, Fourteen picked up the transcript made by the young policeman on the table.
"Let me take a look... Jiang Chengcheng Taro... twenty-nine years old..."
"Deputy Chief, since there are cities and cities, you can just call Jojo directly." The young policeman reminded thoughtfully.
"So that's how it is..." Fourteen nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly realized, "Hey! What is jojo?! You went to the wrong set!"
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Sougo stepped forward, supported the table with one hand, put the other on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, and said with a very regretful expression: "Hey, jojo, although I really don't want to tell you about this cruel news, but..."
"Don't just shout it out so easily!" Fourteen complained.
"...The **** you stole actually belonged to this violent woman." Sougo pointed to Kagura to complete his words.
Kagura's face sank: "Hey, why did you say such things to him with such a regretful expression?"
Jiang Cheng: ... "Σ_(???"∠) vomit..."
"Why did you throw up when you heard this kind of news!" Kagura frowned.
"Calm down, don't give up on life because of such cruel news." Sougo was still comforting the prisoner's emotions.
"Sorry, can I be sentenced to death? It feels like..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng turned his face away, and his whole body fell into some kind of gray shadow, "... that's enough."
Kagura became even more angry: "Why is there such a loveless expression again! Believe it or not!"
If it wasn't for Xin Hachi and Gintoki to stop him, Kagura might have rushed up a long time ago.
"Don't give up your life so easily!" Sougo shouted.
"Why do you want to comfort the prisoner!!"
"Death penalty, execute immediately... Please." Jiang Cheng said again, "Let this cruel truth and my existence itself disappear from this world."
"Ah! I will fulfill your wish now!" Kagura stared blankly, the veins on his face were bulging, and an inexplicable flame was burning all over his body.
"So didn't I say it?" Yinshi sighed and shook his head, "No matter who it is, it will be unbearable after hearing such cruel news."
"I'm the victim! Why are you helping this underwear thief one by one!!"
"I apologize..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head, his eyes no longer had the desire to be half-born, "Please, give me a good time, I am a moth, scum, and garbage in this society, please , let me disappear."
Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Sou Wu shook his head, turned around and said with a regretful expression: "It can't be done, I have completely lost my desire for life."
Yinshi sighed again: "Let me just say it ~IndoMTL.com~ No matter who hears this reality, they will want to escape, poor man."
"Ah~ I really want to become a sparrow~" Jiang Cheng raised his head, showing a relieved smile as if he had seen through life.
Zouwu: "Don't give up on life easily! jojo!"
Young police officer: "Come on! Jojo!"
"Tch!" Fourteen twitched his lips in displeasure, then walked forward slowly, and put a bowl of pork chop rice filled with mayonnaise in front of Jiang Cheng, "Eat this, and then put that Forget about this cruel reality. jojo.”
Kagura was furious: "Why are everyone cheering him up!!!"
Xin Baji persuaded: "Kagura-chan, why don't you forget it, this Mr. Jojo has already received the punishment he deserves, and the sins in his heart have already..."
"Why do you want to speak for him!!"
Yinshi shook his head slowly with a dignified expression: "Kagura, forgive him, this person...is destined to suffer from inner torment for the rest of his life."
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"You guys made me even more angry, do you want to die?! You bastards!"
Jiang Cheng bowed his head again: "Well, please. Just let the ashes go with the wind..."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng took out the **** from his arms and threw them to Kagura without looking at them, then he tilted his neck and rolled his eyes, completely silent.
"jojo——!!"×n
"You all go to **** with him!!!"
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