Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 79: :A certain daily life of Jiang Cheng~
"Swordsmanship?"
Jiang Chengzhen is so tired of this little devil in front of him.
"Hmm, I want to practice swordsmanship!" Harita's eyes were full of desire.
"Can you not always think that it's the same? You're really annoying, you know?" Jiang Cheng's words were full of disgust.
"I think proper exercise is good for Qingta." Yueyong stepped into Jiang Cheng's door and said.
"It doesn't matter what happens, but... can you please leave my room first?"
"Don't~"
As soon as Qingtai finished speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't bear it any longer, and thumped Qingtai directly into the floor with a fist. Then Jiang Cheng pulled out the fainted Qingta and threw it out.
"Yeah, it's much quieter~" Jiang Cheng picked up the gamepad again.
Yueyong: "..."
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"Brother Jiang Cheng, just teach others swordsmanship~"
When Qingta appeared in front of Jiang Cheng again with the big bag on her head, Jiang Cheng's heart collapsed.
After thinking for 0.01 seconds, Jiang Cheng raised his fist again expressionlessly.
"I really want to become stronger!" Harita knelt on the ground and lowered her head and shouted, "Didn't you also say that Yoshihara will be guarded by me in the future? So, I want to become stronger!"
After listening to Qingtai's words, Jiang Cheng put down his fists, propped his chin and observed Qingtai for a while.
In the end, Jiang Cheng had to sigh, "Although I don't know what you're thinking about, there are absolutely no tricks like [卍卍卍]."
"Who wants to learn that kind of thing!" Harita raised her head and raised her face to retort.
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"Go in," Jiang Cheng said, and dragged Qingtai into Xin Baji's house or the empty [Hengdao Hall] dojo.
"Ah? Why is Jiang Chengsang free to come here today?" A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng, who walked into her house, and hurriedly greeted him from the room and asked.
"This kid wants to learn swordsmanship, and I just heard that Miss A Miao's house is a gym." Jiang Cheng smiled and continued, "So..."
OMG! A Miao covered her mouth, but Jiang Cheng could still see these three words from A Miao's expression.
But then, A Miao burst into tears, "Even I almost forgot the setting of this revival dojo. I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to remember..."
"..." Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, but he continued: "Anyway, let this kid come here to exercise when he has a rest day, and it will save me trouble."
Having said that, Jiang Cheng took out a thick envelope and handed it to A Miao.
"Swordsmanship is not as simple as training! Since we are going to be our apprentices of [Heaven Wuxinliu], we must do our best!" A Miao said seriously, of course, the money was accepted, "No way! I have to call Xinjiang back!"
Having said that, A Miao took out her mobile phone and dialed the number of Master House.
Jiang Cheng watched the scene where A Miao, who was so moved, was crying and talking to Xin Ba Ha, who was on the other end of the phone, and instantly felt a little regret and guilt for Qing Tai, but it was only a little bit. Lost, and after seeing the annoying Qingtai next to him, this lost regret and guilt disappeared.
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"Brother Jiang Cheng, is this really okay?" Qing Tai asked in a low voice.
"Are you looking down on our Heaven Wuxinliu?! Little devil!" A Miao quickly replied.
"No, no!" Qingtai was so frightened by A Miao that she swallowed her saliva, and then said weakly, "I just wanted Brother Jiang Cheng to teach me..."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was speechless, "Have you ever seen something like my sword?"
"If you say that..." Qingtai looked at the umbrella that Jiang Cheng was holding, "It doesn't seem like there is..."
"All in all, your request has been fulfilled for you, I'll go back first~" Jiang Cheng turned around and left without any hesitation.
"Wait..." Before Qingta could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Jiang Cheng who stopped.
"I don't care if you're self-willed, or if you have any other ideas, but, kid, you remember clearly, men are responsible for what they say."
Xin Ba Hao just came back at this time, "I hurried back immediately after I received a call from my sister! Leave it to me, Qingtai-kun!"
Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was excited, and wanted to say something, but in the end he swallowed what he wanted to say and just said, "Ah, don't kill me..."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng strode out.
Qingtai, who stayed where she was, looked at the smiling A Miao and the excited Xin Ba Ha, and swallowed her saliva, but thinking of what Jiang Cheng said just now, she gritted her teeth, as if something had happened. Determined to...
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"Hey, is Qingtai really all right?" Yueyong asked Jiang Cheng for the twelfth time this afternoon.
"If you're worried, just go and have a look, can you let me clean up for a while..." Jiang Cheng lay on the ground looking at the ceiling and sighed.
"But this may also be an opportunity for Harita to change her wayward temperament. Sun Wheel also said the same." Yueyong murmured.
"So..." Jiang Cheng got up and looked at his room full of Baihua members, "Can you go out to my room! Can you?! What are you guys doing here?! My living space is only left. It's a floor!"
"I just wanted to have a meeting..." Yueyong explained.
"Can you go somewhere else for the meeting? Can you not be in my room?"
"Jiang Cheng sama is really ruthless~" a member of Baihua said.
"That's right, Jiang Cheng sama was never like this before~"
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Listening to a group of Baihua members saying one sentence by one, Jiang Cheng only felt that his brain was about to explode.
"I just sent away an annoying kid, and it turned out to be even more annoying than before. What's going on? Who is punishing me?" Jiang Cheng smashed his head on the floor while smashing his thoughts.
"Jiangcheng sama~" A member of Baihua instantly supported Jiang Cheng and put Jiang Cheng's head on his lap, "Jiang Cheng sama! Jiang Cheng sama!"
"Huh? What's the matter?" Yueyong asked aloud when she saw that something was wrong, and stood up and came to Jiang Cheng's side.
I saw Jiang Cheng actually fell asleep...
"What an unreasonable man who fell asleep at this moment..."
"Jiang Cheng sama is also super handsome when he is asleep, Boss." A member of Baihua said in a low voice.
"Men don't just look at their faces. This kind of unworthy man is a woman's nightmare." Yueyong reminded.
However, none of the members of Baihua really listened to this sentence, but they all gathered around Jiang Cheng and looked at Jiang Cheng's sleeping face.
Yueyong couldn't help but get a little angry, "Hey, do all the tasks for me!"
"Boss, what's the task now? Didn't you say it's easy to hold a women's meeting?" said a member of Baihua, "And Jiang Cheng Sama is also asleep, so we can hold our [women's meeting] with peace of mind. ]!”
"So Da So Da," another Baihua member echoed, and took out a bottle of wine from behind, "I brought all the wine."
"What to do?! Cancelled! Hurry up and patrol me!"
"Hey——" Although the members of Baihua were a little dissatisfied, they still chose to follow Yueyong's words.
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The next day, looking at Jiang Cheng who was still sleeping, Yue Yongcai finally felt that something was wrong.
"Hey, wake up! I've slept all day!" Yue Yong shouted, dragging Jiang Cheng, but it didn't help at all. Jiang Cheng showed no sign of waking up.
After that, Yueyong couldn't wake Jiang Cheng up no matter what method he used, whether it was stabbing his whole body with kunai, throwing it from the upstairs, or stepping Jiang Cheng's head into the floor...
At this time, Yue Yongcai was really panicked.
"Hey, call the doctor!" Yue Yong shouted.
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"All the patient's vital signs are normal," the doctor put down the hearing aid, and said Yueyong and Sun Lun, who were facing each other. "According to my diagnosis, it is really just sleeping."
"How come you can't wake up if you're just sleeping?" Yueyong asked.
"This... I don't know, and according to what you said, Mr. Jiang Cheng is a heavenly man, and he may be from the Night Rabbit family. This is the first time for me..."
Before the doctor could finish speaking, Yueyong used Kuwu to hold her around her neck.
"Anyway, wake him up for me!"
"Yueyue." The sun wheel on the side reminded aloud, "Don't be embarrassed to the doctor, maybe you can go to Yinsang. After all, Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang have known each other for a long time, maybe..."
Before Sun Lun could finish speaking, Yue Yong rushed out instantly...
"It's such a frank child," said Sun Lun with a smile, and at the same time looked at the doctor, "I'm really bothering you, Yueyue has this temperament, don't take offense."
"There is no such thing. I can understand the feelings of the patient's family." The bald doctor touched his bald head and smiled.
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"Mom, let me tell you, the new starling's training is really super super super ruthless..." Xiao Qingtai was acting like a spoiled child with the sun wheel on the side.
"So you want to retreat?" Sun Wheel asked with a smile.
Qingtai just wanted to say yes, but then she thought of Jiang Cheng's words yesterday, so in the end, Qingtai shook her head, "No, I don't want it, I don't want to give up! I will go to training next weekend. I don't want that useless otaku to look down on me!"
"So..."
"Speaking of which, why haven't I seen Brother Jiang Cheng? It's time for dinner~IndoMTL.com~ I should sleep in my room..."
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"I said, he's been in Yoshihara for so long, don't you guys still know it?" Gintoki looked at Yueyong who was holding Kunai facing him in a speechless manner.
"Know what?" Yue Yong asked.
Yin Shi just wanted to tell the truth, but then he thought of something, maybe this is a good opportunity to make fun of Jiang Cheng~
"I know what you're thinking about this expression, if you dare to talk nonsense..."
Looking at Yueyong with a bad face, Yin Shi swallowed...
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"Ah~" Jiang Cheng stretched his waist, "I slept really comfortably~ Even my mood improved~"
However, when he turned around, Jiang Chengcheng saw Yinshi who was beaten into a pig's head and Yueyong standing beside him.
"What... what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked cautiously.
"What's wrong?" Yin Shi smiled bitterly, then stood up and dragged Jiang Cheng and shouted, "Why don't you **** tell the people around you that you sleep for one to three days in the middle of every month! She thought I lied to her and beat me up!"
After listening, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "Yeah, I forgot it accidentally~ Ah ha ha ha..."
"Smile! Pay me for medical expenses!" Yin Shi said and started to pinch Jiang Cheng.
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"I made you worry..." Jiang Cheng smiled a little embarrassedly and said.
"Hmph, I was planning to hold a funeral for you," Yueyong turned around and looked indifferent, "Anyway, stay in the room for me in the middle of the month."
"Hi."
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Another chapter before eight o'clock ~ just got off work~