Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 797: : Prison and Term!

"New...New Bachi (Second Generation)..."

Jiang Cheng murmured softly, his face showing a bit of disbelief, but then he smiled helplessly and shook his head.

——Then took off the glasses on Shin Baja's face, holding them in his hands and looking straight at them.

"So what is the second generation of brackets! Why do you have to use such a statement that was very similar to the relationship between Piccolo and Piccolo in the first place! In other words, those are just glasses! "

"Even the Tucao has been inherited." Jiang Cheng put on a somewhat relieved smile, "It seems that the child of Xinbaha has no regrets, the second generation."

"Where did the new Baha go?! Is there only the second generation left?!"

Jiang Cheng showed a smile and continued to say to himself: "But it's already the second generation, so let's just change the name and call it Xiner (Shinji)."

Shin Ba Haw retorted with excitement in an instant: "What is Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Can I have such a beautiful step sister?! Really?!"

"No, you don't already have a righteous brother... woo!"

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was stepped into the floor by the righteous brother of "Xin Er" who was holding a long knife at an unknown time.

A Miao's face burst into blue veins.

"Who are you calling the righteous brother! You scumbag!"

"What are you doing!"

Jiang Chengbai, who pulled his **** head out of the floor, tried his best to refute it...or just roared out.

"Why do you want to come to such a place! Are you all idiots?! Does the future ignore it? Does such a beautiful future simply ignore it?!"

“Daddy…”×2

Two soft and waxy voices suddenly sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned, his eyes widened unconsciously, and his pupils began to tremble slightly.

Jiang Cheng, who turned around slowly, saw a very cute orange-haired boy and orange-haired girl who were about five years old. Tears flickered in their big eyes that were as pure as glass beads. People involuntarily give birth to a lot of love.

"Dad...Dad than..." Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, "You...you...you two are..."

"Daddy! I finally see you!" The little girl was the first to cry and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

As for the boys, it was a little late.

"Li!!" Jiang Cheng opened his arms and shouted excitedly. "Shinji!"

"Uh..." Kagura's eyebrows twitched, and her footsteps stopped involuntarily, "What is Re... Rei? What is Shinji?"

"Isn't it your two names?" Jiang Cheng asked back, then propped his chin with a proud look on his face, "I have already decided that if there is a child in the future, the boy will be called Shinji, and the girl will be called Shinji. It's called Li."

...This person is already helpless.

Kagura thought so in her heart, but she still had a pitiful smile on her face.

"So..." With that, Jiang Cheng squatted down, curled his eyes with a smile on his face, and raised both hands at the same time.

"Daddy..." Kagura and Kamui are ready to meet the longing for the head-to-head killing, but...

Bang! ! ×2

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the two into the floor, still had a full smile on his face, "...Are you ready to change your name? Kagura? Shenwei?"

"What are you doing, Aru?!" Kagura, who knew that he had been seen through, no longer pretended to be, showing his original posture with white eyes and bursting blue veins and angrily said, "It's still satisfying for people to come so far. Your disgusting sister-control's wish or something, is this attitude?!"

"I won't bother you with this kind of thing, wish or something..." Jiang Cheng's expression gradually softened, and he took out neatly folded trousers from his chest, "I have achieved it."

Shenwei bent his eyes and reminded with a smile: "Private Marseille~ Those are the trousers of booger GIRL."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes.

Kagura, who broke free from the floor with a burst of blue veins, pounced directly on Jiang Cheng.

"Bastard! Give my **** back! You perverted uncle!"

"Heh..." Jiang Cheng threw away the trousers in his hand, turned around and came to the wall, squatting down against the wall with his knees in his arms, his whole body exuding an extremely depressed aura.

"Sure enough... it would be better to die..."

"Why do you have such an unrequited expression when you know it's my panties!!" Kagura frowned again, then folded his hands and deliberately straightened his arrogance that did not conform to the scientific concept of development The person's bust snorted, "Look? Now I am also mortal, how about it? If you are sincere, it's not that Aru can't give you some mortal welfare or something."

"He... When did I become such a superficial guy?" Jiang Cheng let out a snort, his eyes tilted his head absently, "... go back, it has nothing to do with you."

"What do you mean by not being so superficial, Aru?! What do you mean by not having anything to do with me, Aru?!"

Kagura was furious again, and was about to rush up, but was stubbornly stopped by Xin Ba Ha.

"Calm down! Kagura-chan!"

"It's hot! It's really hot, this bastard! Kill him! Must kill him!"

"Aren't we here to save him?! What's wrong with you killing him!"

"A guy like that is just scum and a moth of society, Aru! It's not worth saving at all!" Kagura retorted.

"No...Wait." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something at this time, and hurriedly got up and came to Shenwei, "You just called me dad, so that means that bald guy is finally dead?!"

"Who are you talking about bald!!" The bright bald man who came out of nowhere flew and kicked Jiang Cheng.

Boom!

"Is it this?!" Xin Ba Hao complained again, "Isn't the second half of the sentence you care about?!"

The owner of Xinghaifang cleared his throat and said: "Although that one is also very concerned, but the word bald is more concerned."

"Don't need this! Because I'm already bald!"

"Really," Jiang Cheng slowly stood up from the ruins beside him clutching his chest, complaining constantly, "a group of idiots came to this kind of place at such a time or something. ...that's really stupid."

Three times, five divisions and two, the pirates who happened to be approaching Jiang Cheng at this time gave a clean fourteen, and curled the corners of his mouth: "Yes, but it shouldn't be as good as traveling through time for just a woman. Stupid."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng picked up his sword and said casually, "I just wanted to choose an easier way to end, but I was made a little bit by you idiots. It's not easy either."

Brush! brush! brush!

Zongwu, who had dealt with several pirates, ran over and stretched out his hand at Shishi, "Hijikata-san, you lost, take ten thousand yuan."

"Bang!" Shi Shi let out a squeak, and reluctantly took out his wallet from his arms, took out a ten thousand yuan and put it in Zong Wu's hand.

"I knew the boss would say that, and you, Kondo-san."

Speaking, Sogo turned his head to look at Kondo, who had come to Jiang Cheng's side at some point, and stretched out his hand: "Kondo-san, you lost, hand over the bananas."

"Why is my bet here on bananas?!" Kondo retorted instantly.

"You..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, the blue veins on his forehead jumped, and his face was full of kindness, "Do you want to die? The policeman neglected his duties at this time and went to such a place. Are you an idiot?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Fourteen lit a cigarette. "When did we neglect our duty? It's just business."

Kondo took over the words: "How can the biggest villain in the universe, the murderer, be caught without a little high technology?"

Jiang Cheng chuckled and said, "Earth's future police are really powerful. In order to catch a sinner, they can travel through time and space. What is this? Time and space police? Time and space guards?"

"It doesn't matter."

Zongwu clenched his sword again, and pointed straight at Jiang Cheng, "If you killed so many of our team members, don't think that you can atone for it so easily, boss."

The fourteen eyes that also turned and pointed at Jiang Cheng took the words seriously: "The prison for you has been prepared for you long ago, and even the sentence has already come down."

"Issuing a detention notice for Jiang Cheng, the most sinful person in the history of the universe, here." Kondo, who pointed at Jiang Cheng, said.

"The name of the prison you are about to enter is...Earth, and the sentence is...forever!"×3

"Hum ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng, who lowered his head and looked hidden in the shadows, suddenly laughed for no reason, "It's really a group of dedicated people, and this punishment... It's really unimaginable. It's heavy, haven't you considered the situation that the prisoner can't bear at all?"

"Isn't that kind of thing already clear before you committed your sin?" Zongwu asked rhetorically.

"Ah...that's right~IndoMTL.com~ This kind of thing should be understood before committing a sin." With that, Jiang Cheng flicked the sword in his hand, "But...I refuse! I have to try it. Can you catch me, the number one villain in the universe, with just a few of you!"

"Not just them, but us!"

Haruta's voice suddenly came from the side.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the acquaintances headed by Jiang Hua, Songyang, and Maomao, a little lost.

"Yo, sneaked away, long time no see."

Standing behind Songyang, Yin Shi's little finger picks his nostrils, stares at the dead fish's eyes as always, and glances at the sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, then continues.

"Really, he says he hates samurai, but he holds such a samurai sword and wig in his hand, what is that?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected on the side, and then slowly explained, "Didn't you all know about science? That is a kind of knife on a certain planet that can be made with your own cells and blood. It is a sword made by the same method. A sword that will not break as long as a person is alive, and a sword that can be restored with its own blood even if it is broken.”