Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 798: : If you need a reason to live, then just find one…

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"It's really a powerful sword, just like a stubborn samurai." Yinshi casually wiped the booger in his hand on Gui's body, and at the same time said deliberately, saying something, "Then why are you so annoying? A samurai guy, what kind of thing do you use? A wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected again, then folded his hands and slowly analyzed, "There are usually several possibilities for this kind of problem, and the most likely possibility is that Jiang Chengshi tried to solve it. The Xu factor only went to such a distant planet to forge such a knife. There is also a possibility that Jiang Chengshi actually agrees with the existence of warriors in his heart, so he forged such a knife that is very suitable for warriors. A sword with a samurai temperament."

"Then what's the truth?" Sougo asked Jiang Cheng, who looked calm.

Jiang Cheng looked at the sword in his hand, and replied honestly: "Ah... when I happened to pass by that planet, I got it in a lottery at the custom shop, and said that it would allow the best craftsman on the planet to make a knife." What the hell, I even gave me triple points.

In fact, I really don't care about the triple points, the truth is just like the wig said, it's for the false factor or something, that's right! That's it! Guess the wig! "

"Who will believe it!!!"

Yin Shi directly roared and kicked over.

"Ah," Jiang Cheng, who was protecting his head, suddenly thought of something again, "Actually, there is another reason that it is very easy to chop people, and it is also very sharp. .”

"Then it's just a simple murderer!" Xin Baji crazily complained.

At this time, Yinshi is still stepping on: "I haven't even visited all the custom shops on the earth, have you even visited all the custom shops in the universe?! Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Hand over the points card!!"

"This...here..." Jiang Cheng tremblingly took out a thick stack of point cards from various planetary customs stores from his arms.

Yin Shi, who received the point card, raised his hand and turned away: "Yo Xi! Then I will appear in Part B, goodbye, everyone."

"Ah, there are indeed too many characters on the stage, it doesn't matter if I also appear in part B."

Gui Zheng said, then turned around and put Yinshi's shoulders on Yinshi's shoulder and left together.

[Everyone, see you in Part B. 】Elizabeth raised the signboard, turned around and followed.

"And I also..."

As soon as Sakamoto opened his mouth, he was kicked to the ground by Mutsu.

"Master Jinzhu..." Youzi looked at Gao Shan worriedly, fearing that Master Gao Shan would also leave with him.

After being silent for a while, Takasugi said, "I won't go."

"Really? Then I'll leave it to you here." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and greeted everyone, "Everyone, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come to this kind of place, so today I treat you, let's go together Hi the nearby planets!"

Gao Shan's expression darkened, he raised his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng who was walking to the ground.

"Why do you, the client, say such things at such a time!"

Jiang Cheng clutched his stomach and got up while retorting: "No, it feels awkward to say anything at this time, why don't we all find a place to sit down and have a drink, and play something with the girls, Maybe it will be better if you open up your mind and body. Just don’t worry about the future, let’s welcome the final answer together.”

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"You are quite confident, do you still believe in yourself?"

Jiang Cheng faltered, "Ah, of course, I will always believe in myself. Whether in the past or in the future. I have never doubted myself. Otherwise, I would not be here now."

"Is the self you said really yourself? Their (former partners) wishes are the source of all your motivation, so is it the same now? The Jiang Cheng I know will not run away because of just one woman Come to this kind of place."

"So didn't you say it? I'm a cunning guy, and I want to find a less painful way to end myself easily."

Gao Shan snorted and said: "What a guy, he can lie like this without changing his face."

"Ah, you guys are not inferior, just because you didn't make much appearance in the final chapter, so you ran to this kind of place and wanted to show off at the end..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his sentence, several feet belonging to different people stretched out from behind and kicked him on the back at the same time.

Kagura stepped on it and scolded: "Say it! You guys finally said it, Aru! What kind of final chapter is that! I'm basically just in a coma, Aru! Bastard! Give me enough time Ah!"

Yinshi, who didn't know when he joined, was constantly stepping on: "Where did Yinsang go?! Yinsang also fell into a coma in the main story! You **** took all the roles! That idiot captain has more roles than Yinsang!"

"Is the idiot captain referring to me?" Sakamoto stopped stamping and pointed at himself with a confused face.

"After saying goodbye to the Zhenxuan series, I have never appeared on stage again!" A Miao stepped on the ground extremely hard.

"I'm only going to finish the last article (Ai Ranxiang)!" Jiubingwei stared blankly, stepping harder than A Miao.

"I... in the end, it was just a figurine... and it was smashed into pieces."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked at the squinting-eyed woman with short hair and kimono in confusion, "Who... are you?"

"Ahahaha, of course it's my ex-wife who is about to get back together - Yuino Christa!"

"Don't even think about it! Daoman!"

Looking at the two men arguing, Jiang Cheng still looked confused.

"Who are you guys? Did you go to the wrong set?"

Lying on Jiang Cheng's side among the quilts that had been laid at some time, Wai Daomaru approached Jiang Cheng's ear and explained in a low voice: "Master Jiang Cheng is the head of Master Seimei and the Mirino family. Mr. Lister’s ex-husband, Mirino Michiman.”

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng half-closed his eyes and was speechless looking at Wai Dao Wan and Ge Ye lying on the quilt.

"I just heard Master Jiang Cheng said that he was going to a custom shop or something, so..." Ge Ye pulled his clothes and cast a wink at the same time.

"Hmm..." Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then got up and squeezed his chin and whispered to himself in a distressed tone, "Why is this kind of person who hasn't played a few times at all and is not familiar with it at all?" Will the guy show up at this kind of time? Are you pretending to be so familiar or something, working so hard to appear on camera?"

"Who do you think is pretending to be familiar with you!!" Qingming frowned directly, "Although you used to be like a benefactor to me, do you know that because of your direct and indirect relationship, you are gone? Now in the shogunate, we are all unemployed! Now the whole family can only make a lot of money through some supernatural short videos!"

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"Haven't you already made a lot of money?! What are you complaining about!"

"Idea! Do you know how hard it is to come up with an idea for a short video? Every time, the family has to discuss the whole night! Christ's live broadcast can only watch the recorded broadcast because this kind of thing can't keep up with the live broadcast Ah!"

Jiang Cheng: ...

"And." Qingming changed the subject, "It is also because you are our benefactor that I am here."

Daoman took out the talisman paper from his bosom, clamped it between two fingers, and at the same time took the words: "Ah, that's right. It's because you are also my benefactor, and you are the elder of Christ and I who are about to remarry." Ordinary characters, if they die, the wedding will not go on."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and raised his hands: "Well... I don't think it really matters anymore. By the way, can you go back? You are obviously not familiar with it, and you always feel that it is a little in the way."

Veins suddenly popped up on the faces of the two of them, and the spells in their hands were thrown at Jiang Cheng in unison.

Boom! ! !

……

"Teacher..." Jiang Cheng got up, looked at Songyang in front of him, and muttered softly.

"Well, long time no see, my disciple." Songyang smiled with his sleeves in his hands.

"Ah, long time no see..." Jiang Cheng responded softly, and then looked at the obscurity behind Songyang, "Niangkou Sansan."

"Yes, Natsume." Oboro nodded lightly and responded.

After that, only Jiang Cheng and Lu's brains remained on the floor.

Yinshi leaned close to Gui's ear and said in a low voice, "Aren't you absolutely angry? Teacher, he was absolutely angry just now, right?"

Gui replied in a low voice: "Ah, yes, I'm definitely angry. By the way, did the white kelp head know how to pick up the hook? He did it very skillfully just now. I thought he was that kind The stuffy type."

"Ahem!" Gao Shan, who noticed the change in Songyang's face, coughed twice, and touched Gui and Yinshi with his elbow.

"You guys... Did you say anything just now?" Song Yang looked at his three disciples with a smile on his face.

……

Jiang Cheng got up again, looked at Jiang Hua who was silently watching him with gentle eyes, smiled helplessly and shook his head.

"Really, I can't bear this kind of expression, Sister Jiang Hua, maybe that bald guy will think wrong."

"Who are you calling bald?! Stay away from Jianghua!"

"In short ~IndoMTL.com~ If you have to say something, why not..." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and showed a relaxed expression, "Give me the panties."

As a result, Jiang Cheng had an extra pair of white tight briefs in his hands.

"Can...is it okay?" Standing in front of Jiang Cheng, Mao Mao was a little shy, and her face was slightly flushed.

"I'm not talking about you!!" Jiang Cheng frowned.

"Then uncle's red loincloth... is it okay?" Mr. Matsudaira asked, holding a red "scarf".

"It's not you either!"

"Then mine... must be cherished." After putting a pair of boxers in Jiang Cheng's hands, Kondo also twitched.

"This is just a pathogen that can infect some virus!"

"What a disrespect!" Kondo retorted, "Who do you think has syphilis!"

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"Hey, Kondo-san, no one said it was syphilis." Fourteen reminded.

"Jiang Cheng sama! These are the shorts for all of us!"×n

The ladies and sisters of Baihua who were holding **** spoke in unison.

"You don't need yours!"

"Huh~" At this time, Jiang Hua lightly exhaled a puff of smoke, with a relaxed tone: "If you want it, just wait until the real future."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned around in an instant, raised his hand and shouted: "Yoxi! I don't know why I suddenly became motivated! Everyone follow me!"

Kagura kicked over again, yelling with white eyes: "Why did Mommy's **** make you suddenly change your attitude, Aru! You disgusting big idiot!"