Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 799: : Please help me blaze a trail for the future!

"Wait...wait! Kagura!"

Jiang Cheng, who was being stomped on by Kagura, said intermittently, "Just kidding! I'm just kidding! That sacred artifact...how could I be interested in something? It's just a joke!"

"No, you just talked about sacred relics." Shin Baha pushed the second generation on the bridge of his nose and said expressionlessly.

A Miao, who was on the side, shook her head and said sternly: "Xinjiang, women's **** are sacred no matter what era."

"No, there has never been such a statement." Xin Ba Hao retorted with a speechless face, then looked at Jiang Cheng, and said helplessly: "By the way, what do you think of Mrs. Jiang Hua's panties? Even if you get it, what are you going to do?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng blushed and turned his face away silently: "Don't...don't force me to say it, it's...it's shameful."

Xin Ba Haw's whole body felt bad in an instant, and he yelled with blue veins and spittle: "Are you still going to do something that can't be said?! It's disgusting! It's so disgusting!"

"Well..." Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, and then showed a look of confusion, "Xinbazhu-kun, what are you thinking about? I just want to use it as a holy relic, wait until the future Holy Grail War or something. It's time to take it out and summon the Heroic Spirit."

"Who believes it! What is the holy relic?! What is the Holy Grail War?! It's not a worldview at all!"

"No, no, no, it's too early to say that, Mr. New Baji."

Jiang Cheng got up slowly, and at the same time continued to say, "The future is good, the future is good, because you idiots can't see all the relationships, what kind of future will the future become here. No one knows. So even that kind of **** future isn't out of the question."

"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang..." Xinba murmured.

"No, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, it's not just idiots here." Sasaki with a face paralyzed in the uniform of the team came out, "There are elites like you here."

"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng twitched his lips, teasing the members of the Zhenxuan group, "You still talk about arresting prisoners through time, isn't there a guy who escaped from prison here? There should be a limit to duty, right?"

"No, you can't say that, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng." Sasaki shook his head, then glanced at Nobuo Imai behind him, "Now I'm just coming to you as an ordinary guardian to discuss the decision we made before. To be honest, I'm really troubled, after all, after everything is over, you disappear without formal agreement on these matters.

You must know that Miss Xinnu has also reached the age of marriage. If you miss this time in order to wait for your reply, it will be bad. Also, keep in mind that you're not just letting down a woman. And..."

“We!”×n

All members of Baihua stood up at the same time and stood beside the letter girl, as well as Kagura, Amy, Kubei, Waidomaru, Kuzuha...

Looking at the women in front of him, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbly and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, do you want to confess to me collectively at this time? Does it matter regardless of the occasion or time? Also, I'm not that gentle. Man, if you refuse, I will say it without hesitation."

"Unrequited love, confession, lovelorn... It was originally something that girls would go through. The only one who doesn't understand this kind of thing is my uncle."

A Miao, who holds a long knife, has serious eyes: "If you are afraid of losing, you will continue to lose. If you are afraid of change, you will change passively. We have already understood this kind of thing. Don't underestimate people! Jiang Sang Sang!"

"Yeah." Kubei nodded at the side.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng murmured softly, but then he showed some doubts, "I just said that, why are there men..."

"Who are you calling a man!!" A Miao flew over again and kicked her.

"A Miao, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng said it was me!" Jiubingwei hurriedly said, "I must have seen Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, my heart is like a man!"

"Indeed," Jiang Cheng raised his chin and nodded, looking at A Miao's chest in front of him with his eyes, and complimenting softly in his mouth: "It's really grown up, A Miao, you actually have it. A mind as broad as the sea level..."

……

Jiang Cheng, who was beaten by the furious A Miao with his fists for nearly five minutes, staggered to his feet with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Benefactor, long time no see."

The man's voice seemed familiar.

"You...you are..." Looking at the middle-aged man in front of him, Jiang Cheng couldn't recall it for a while.

"It's really a noble person who forgets things," said Daoxin, who put a ghost mask on his face, "So what? Do you remember?"

Jiang Cheng, who dug out Daoxin and his children in his mind, was stunned: "Yes...it's you..."

"I didn't expect that the people who let us escape under the pursuit of Tiandaozhong were actually Tiandaozhong," Daoxin took off his mask, showing a bit of emotion, "I think about it now, ordinary people like me want to Escaping from the Heavenly Dao Congregation is just a fool's dream, unless...the one who shelters us from escaping is..."

Jiang Cheng asked: "What about those children?"

"Ah, thanks to you, I grew up very healthy." Said, Daoxin looked at Songyang, "I, like your mentor, became a real teacher in that new era. Not only them, but also many, many students..."

"Hey!" Yin Shi on the side let out a snort, "I should have noticed at that time, what a **** who can hide himself!"

"We are all the same, Yinshi." Gui on the side said, "In such a long time, no one has found out, no one has seen what the "umbrella" we take for granted is on our head. of..."

"So this time..." Gao Shan took out the knife from her waist and pointed at Songyang, "Even if you want to kill the teacher with your own hands, you won't be left alone, Jiang Cheng!"

"I'll translate it," Sakamoto pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, "Takasugi just said, "I just want to destroy, destroy this world without you...". "

"Who said that!" Takasugi turned around and kicked Sakamoto's ass.

Sakamoto, who was still being trampled on by Takasugi, clutched his thighs and replied, "No, I'm just thinking about the end, would it be better to use your classic lines... ah ha ha ha... Ahahaha..."

"Indeed, it's really not good to have some classic lines at the end." Gui nodded with his hands in his arms, "Then I have to think about it carefully. If I think about it carefully, I should also have a lot of classic lines. , wait for me five minutes... no, ten minutes is fine."

"Are you an idiot? Wig?" Yin Shi curled his lips.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!!" Gui corrected through gritted teeth.

Yin Shi clapped his hands: "Yo Xi, the wig is over. Next next."

"Hey?! Is it over?! Is my quote over?! Stop kidding! I haven't said anything yet!"

"It's not lo*ic*n, it's feminism..."

Bang bang bang!

Before Wu Shi Bianping Tai's words were finished, he was knocked to the ground by the double guns in the hands of "Double Gun Hirako" beside him.

"What kind of role do you jump out to grab at this time? Senior?"

"No, it's not easy to make an appearance in the final episode or something..."

"Shut up! You pervert lo*ic*n!"

……

"That's it," said, Yin Shi pulled out the knife made of crystal stone prepared in advance at his waist and crossed Jiang Cheng to Jiang Cheng's body, and continued casually: "Jiang Cheng, Do you want a classic line or something?"

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and did not answer.

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, your interest is..."

"Beachie's daughter..." Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then he suddenly reacted again, laughing dumbly and shaking his head to change his mouth, "No...it's just life."

"Nice answer."

"Ah, yes, it's probably infected by you guys." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then looked at Xiaoyu who came forward at some point in front of him, "It looks like the one left for you becomes The last task of mankind is a little too difficult, Xiaoyu."

"Mr. Jiang Cheng..."

"I think I'm a little anxious too, growing up..." Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and smiled, and put his hand on Xiaoyu's head, "As expected, don't worry, just take it slow. I'm sorry. ..."

Xiaoyu shook her head, then took out a contactor from her hand.

呲呲...

"Can you see? Hey, can you hear?"

Looking at the Yuanwai old man on the screen, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly: "What, you have to show up in this way, do all the old men and old women work so hard now?"

"Hey, are you ignoring me on purpose?" Katherine asked.

"Hahahaha... I can't do it if I don't work hard, the young people today are really amazing." The old man Yuanwai said with a smile, "There's something I want to tell you in person no matter what... I'm very grateful."

"Jiang Chengsang." Saburo stepped forward with a simple and honest smile as usual.

"There's no need for such words," Jiang Cheng shook his head, "because no matter what, this guy is also my comrade. It's my duty to protect them...it's my duty, and this kind of thing is doomed from the beginning. This time... let's send him back safely this time. Father."

"No, it's not your responsibility." Takasugi spoke, then crossed Jiang Cheng and came to Jiang Cheng, side by side with Yin Shi, "I don't remember the team that gave him to you, it's my responsibility. "

"One person

Bear it all? Yin Shi curled his lips in disdain, "Okay, if you can really bear all the sins by yourself, then you will also bear the small steel ball and the horse betting that I lost yesterday! Fool! Take up the sin of not being able to pay the rent! Do not make jokes! You... woohoo! "

"Don't be joking!" Kagura and Shinpachi kicked the silver-haired curls out at the same time.

"What does this have to do with Jiang Chengsang! You obviously lost it yourself!" Xin Baha roared with blue veins and white eyes, "Have you already lost? You've already lost everything. Did you?! You just lost the reward you just got?!"

"Bastard! What a joke Aru!" Kagura scolded with white eyes, "What about this month's salary Aru?! How many times have you been bastard!"

Ginshi got up and retorted: "No, I just think that since I have to go back to the past, it means that the future will also cease to exist, so it is better to take all the money and property to myself before departure. Spend it the way you like and don't leave any regrets for yourself."

"What kind of theory is this!!"×2

"No, most people think that way, right?"

"Who would think about such a thing at such a juncture!" ×2

"Hmph, what a superficial guy." Shi Shi hummed, but the next moment he took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, "In that case, of course, we need to convert the property as much as possible into a value that is not easy to depreciate. I put my real estate on me! Just like me! It's all replaced with a collection-level dreamy mayonnaise!"

"You're no different from him!" Xin Baha frantically complained, but then his face changed, holding his head with a horrified expression on his face, "No... not good, my Atong sauce CDs are also Will it disappear because of future changes? Too bad, really bad..."

"The vinegar kelp that I hid..." Kagura hugged his head and fell into the thoughts of doubting life, "I should have eaten it if I knew it, I should have eaten it all before I knew it would come. …”

"Pfft..." Jiang Cheng suddenly burst into laughter for no reason, "Hahahaha...hahahaha...what a bunch of idiots, hahahaha..."

"Isn't it all because of you?!" ×2

"It won't disappear," Jiang Cheng stopped laughing and continued softly: "Because you are a bunch of idiots from beginning to end, as long as you are still idiots, nothing will change in the future?"

Yin Shi asked earnestly: "Really?! Will those lost money come back?!"

"Is that so?!" Shinba groaned.

"Didn't you say it?" said a doctor in a white coat with a woman's cigarette between his fingers, ""There are two choices, living and dying, both of which will face the same result, if possible If I choose, I think it's better to live and face it" or something..."

"Saaki..."

"Really~IndoMTL.com~ Saki curled the corners of her lips, stretched out her hand to straighten her long hair, and muttered unhappily, "I'm here for a heartless man, I'm also sincere. Admiring myself, I want to praise myself every day as a generous woman or something. But if you lose, you lose, hey, after this time you have to pay back all your debts. "

"Ah, yes."

After hearing Jiang Cheng's reply, Takasugi slightly raised the corner of his mouth.

"On..."

After whispering such a sentence, Takasugi and Gintoki rushed out at the same time, and immediately, everyone rushed to the countless pirates.

"Thank you, friend." A certain hemorrhoid ninja whispered as he passed by Jiang Cheng.

Many people left one sentence after another of thanks as they passed by Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Chengcheng didn't answer, he just kept silent.

When everyone rushed out, Jiang Chengcai suddenly seemed to have noticed something, and then raised his head to look at the front where there was no one except Xiaoyu.

In some uninhabited corner there, there seems to be the familiar smell of second-hand smoke from someone who has become accustomed to smelling it...

"Really, what a bunch of idiots talking to themselves..."

Jiang Chengqie muttered to himself contemptuously, then clenched the sword in his hand and turned around neatly.

"Since everyone is so lonely, then... everyone! Please help me open the way!"

“Oh!!”×n