Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 799: : Please help me pave the way for the future!
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"Wait... wait a minute! Kagura!"
Jiang Cheng, who was being trampled by Kagura, spoke intermittently: "Just kidding! I was just joking! How could I be interested in that kind of sacred object... It's just a joke!"
"No, you just talked about holy objects." Xin Baji pushed the second generation on the bridge of his nose, and said expressionlessly.
A Miao on the side shook her head and said sternly: "Xin Jiang, women's **** are sacred objects no matter what era they are in."
"No, there has never been such a statement." Xin Baji retorted speechlessly, then looked at Jiang Cheng, and continued with some helplessness: "By the way, what do you think of Mrs. Jianghua's panties? ? Even if you get it, what are you going to do?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng blushed and turned away silently: "Don't... don't force me to say it, it's... shameful."
In an instant, Xin Baji's whole body was in a bad mood, and he shouted with bursting veins and saliva: "Are you going to do something that you can't say?! Disgusting! It's really disgusting!"
"Well..." Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, and then showed a confused face, "Xin Baji-kun, what are you thinking? I just want to be a holy relic, and wait until the future Holy Grail War or something It's time to take it out and summon the heroic spirit."
"Who would believe it! What is a holy relic?! What is the Holy Grail War?! It's not a world view at all!"
"No, no, it's too early to say this, Mr. Xinbaji."
Jiang Cheng slowly got up, and at the same time continued unhurriedly: "The future is good, the future is good, because the relationship between you idiots can't be seen, what kind of future will be here No one knows. So even if it becomes that kind of nonsense in the future, it is not impossible."
"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Bachi murmured.
"No, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, there are more than just idiots here." Sasaki, who was wearing the uniform of the group, came out with a paralyzed face and dead fish eyes, "There are also elites like you here."
"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng hooked the corner of his mouth, and teased everyone in the Shinsengumi, "What are you talking about time travel to catch criminals, isn't there a guy who escaped here? Negligence There should be a limit to duty, right?"
"No, you can't say that, Your Excellency Jiangcheng." Sasaki shook his head, and then glanced at Imai Nobuo behind him, "Now I am just an ordinary guardian to discuss with you what we have decided before. To be honest, I am really troubled, after all, you disappeared without formally discussing these matters after everything is over.
You must know that Miss Xinnv has also reached the age of marriage. If you miss this time just to wait for your reply, it will be bad. Also, please remember that you have failed just one woman. And..."
"We!"×n
All members of Baihua stood up at the same time and stood beside the believer girl, as well as Kagura, A Miao, Kubei, Waidoumaru, Kuzuha...
Looking at the women in front of him, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbfounded, and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, do you want to confess to me collectively at this time? Regardless of occasion and time? Also, I'm not so gentle Man, if you refuse, I will say it without hesitation."
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"Unrequited love, confession, lovelorn... are things that girls will go through in the first place, and the only one who doesn't understand this kind of thing is my little uncle."
A Miao, holding a long knife, looked very serious: "If you are afraid of losing, you will keep losing. If you are afraid of changing, you will change passively. We have already understood this kind of thing. Don't underestimate people! Jiang Cheng Sang!"
"Yeah." Jiubingwei on the side nodded.
"Is that so..." Jiang Cheng murmured softly, but then he showed some doubts, "But that's it, why are there men messing around..."
"Who do you think is a man!!" A Miao flew over and kicked again.
"A Miao, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng is talking about me!" Jiu Bingwei hurriedly said, "Your Excellency Jiang Cheng must have already seen that I have a heart like a man!"
"Indeed," Jiang Cheng stood up and nodded with his chin propped up, his eyes scrutinized A Miao's chest in front of him, and he was still praising in a soft voice: "You really have grown up, A Miao, you actually have A mind as wide as the sea level..."
……
Jiang Cheng, who was beaten by A Miao for nearly five minutes with his fists on his back, got up unsteadily with his bruised nose and swollen face.
"Benefactor, long time no see."
The man's voice seemed familiar.
"You...you are..." Looking at the middle-aged man in front of him, Jiang Cheng couldn't recall it for a moment.
"It's true that the nobleman forgets so much," Daoxin said, putting a ghost mask on his face, "What about this? Do you remember?"
Jiang Cheng, who dug out Daoxin and his children in his mind, was stunned: "It's...it's you..."
"I didn't expect that the people who let us escape under the pursuit of Tiandaozhong were actually Tiandaozhong." Daoxin took off his mask, showing a bit of emotion, "Now that I think about it, it's the same, ordinary people like me want to Escaping under the hands of the Heavenly Daoists is just a dream, unless... the one who sheltered us from escaping is..."
Jiang Cheng asked, "Where are those children?"
"Ah, thanks to you, I grew up very healthy." Daoxin said, looking at Songyang, "I, like your mentor, became a real teacher in that new era. .Not only them, but also many, many students..."
"Tch!" Yin Shi beside him let out a snort, "I should have noticed at that time, what a **** who can hide himself!"
"We are all the same, Yinshi." Gui said on the side, "For such a long time, no one has noticed, no one has seen, what is the "umbrella" on my head that we are used to? of..."
"So this time..." Gao Shan pulled out the knife from his waist and pointed it straight at Songyang, "Even if you want to bury the teacher with your own hands, you won't be left alone, Jiang Cheng!"
"Let me translate it." Sakamoto pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, "What Takasugi said just now was "I just want to destroy, destroy this world without you...". "
"Who said such a thing!" Takasugi turned around and kicked Sakamoto's ass.
Sakamoto, who was still being stepped on by Takasugi, covered his buttocks and replied: "No, I just think about the last end, would it be better to use your classic lines... ahahaha... Ah ha ha ha..."
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"Indeed, it's really not okay to have some classic lines at the end." Gui folded his hands and nodded, "Then I have to think about it carefully. If I think about it carefully, I should also have a lot of classic lines. , wait for me for five minutes... no, ten minutes."
"Are you an idiot? A wig?" Yin Shi twitched the corners of his lips.
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!!" Gui gritted his teeth and corrected.
Yinshi clapped his hands: "Yoxi, the wig is over. Next one."
"Hey?! Is it over?! Is my famous saying over?! Stop kidding! I haven't said anything yet!"
"It's not lo*ic*n, it's feminism..."
Bang bang bang!
Before Takeshi Bianheita finished speaking, he was knocked to the ground by the double guns in the hands of "Double Spear Hirako".
"What role are you jumping out to grab at a time like this? Senior?"
"No, it's hard to be able to appear in the final round or something..."
"Shut up! You perverted lo*ic*n!"
……
"In short, that's it," Yinshi pulled out the knife made of crystal stone that he had prepared in advance at his waist, crossed Jiang Cheng and came to Jiang Cheng's body, and continued casually: "Jiang Cheng, Would you like a classic line or something."
Jiang Cheng lowered his head and did not answer.
"Hey, Jiang Cheng, your interest is..."
"Biqi Biqi's daughter..." Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, laughed dumbfounded and shook his head to change his words, "No...it's just life."
"Good answer."
"Ah, yes, it must have been infected by you." Jiang Cheng nodded his head lightly, then looked at Xiaoyu who came forward at some point in front of him, "It seems that the one left for you is The last task of mankind, the difficulty is a little bit beyond class, Xiaoyu."
"Master Jiang Cheng..."
"I'm also a little impatient when I think about it, growth or something..." Jiang Cheng bent his eyes and smiled, and put his hand on Xiaoyu's head, "Sure enough, don't be impatient, just take your time. I'm sorry ..."
Xiaoyu shook her head, then took out a communicator from her hand.
呲呵……
"Can you see it? Hey, can you hear it?"
Looking at the old man from outside the source on the screen, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly: "What, you still have to use this method to appear on the screen or something, are all the old men and women working so hard now?"
"Hey, are you ignoring me on purpose?" Catherine asked.
"Hahahaha...you can't do it unless you work hard. The young people nowadays are really amazing." The old man Yuanwai said with a smile, "There is a sentence that I want to tell you personally... I am grateful."
"Jiang Chengsang." Sanlang stepped forward with a simple and honest smile as usual.
"There is no need for such words," Jiang Cheng shook his head, "Because no matter what, this guy is also my companion. Protecting them...is my duty, and this kind of thing is doomed from the beginning. This This time... I will send him back safely this time, old man."
"No, it's not your responsibility." Gao Shan said, then passed Jiang Cheng and came to Jiang Cheng's body, side by side with Yinshi, "I don't remember any team that gave him to you, this is my responsibility. "
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"Bear everything by yourself?" Yin Shi twitched the corners of his lips with some disdain, "Okay, if you can really bear all the sins by yourself, then give me the steel **** and horse betting that you lost yesterday. Bear it! Stupid! Bear the sin of not being able to pay the rent! Don't be kidding! You... woo!"
"Stop joking!" Kagura and Shin Hachi kicked the silver curly hair away at the same time.
"What does this kind of thing have anything to do with Jiang Chengsang! Obviously you lost it yourself!" Xin Baji roared with blue veins and white eyes, "Have you already lost? You have already lost everything Did you lose the reward you just got?!"
"Bastard! What are you kidding, Aru!" Kagura cursed with white eyes, "What about this month's salary, Aru?! How many times have you done this, you bastard!"
Yinshi got up and retorted at the same time: "No, I just think that since I want to go back to the past, it means that the future will no longer exist, so it's better to give all the money and property to myself before leaving. Spend it the way you like without leaving yourself any regrets.”
"What kind of theory is this!!"×2
"No, most people would think so, right?"
"Who in the average person would think about such a thing at such a moment!" ×2
"Hmph, what a superficial guy." Fourteen snorted, but the next moment he took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his bosom, "Of course, in that case, it is necessary to convert property into something that is not easy to depreciate as much as possible." I put my real estate on me! Just like me! All replaced with rare-level dream-flavored mayonnaise!"
"You are no different from him!" Xin Baji complained frantically, but then his expression changed, and he hugged his head with a frightened expression on his face, "No...not good, my Atong-chan CDs are also Will it disappear because of future changes? It's bad, it's really bad..."
"The vinegar kelp I hid..." Kagura held her head and fell into the thoughts of doubting her life, "I should have eaten it if I knew it would happen, and I should have eaten it all before it came like this It's..."
"Pfft..." Jiang Cheng suddenly burst into laughter for no reason, "Hahahaha...hahahaha... What a bunch of idiots, hahahaha..."
"Isn't it all because of you?!" ×2
"It won't disappear," Jiang Cheng stopped laughing, and continued softly, "Because you are a bunch of idiots from beginning to end. As long as you are still idiots, nothing will change in the future?"
Yinshi asked seriously: "Really?! Will the lost money come back?!"
"Is this it?!" Xin Baji complained.
"Didn't you say that?" said a doctor in a white coat with a lady's cigarette between his fingers, ""There are two choices, to live and to die, and both choices will face the same result. If you can If you choose, I think it's better to live and face "something..."
"Saki..."
"Really," Saki twitched her lips~IndoMTL.com~ reached out to straighten her long hair, and muttered unhappily: "I came here because of a heartless person, and I too I really admire myself, I want to boast that I am a generous woman every day or something. But if you lose, you lose, hey, after this time, you have to pay back all the debts you owe."
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"Ah, yes."
After hearing Jiang Cheng's response, Gao Shan slightly raised one corner of his mouth.
"On..."
After whispering such a sentence, Takasugi and Gintoki rushed out at the same time, and immediately after that, everyone rushed towards the countless pirates.
"Thank you, friend." A hemorrhoid ninja said softly when passing by Jiang Cheng.
When passing by Jiang Cheng, many people left one sentence after another thank you like Quan Zang.
But Jiang Cheng didn't answer, just kept silent.
After everyone rushed out, Jiang Chengcai suddenly seemed to have noticed something, and after a moment of stunned, he raised his head and looked towards the front where there was no one except Xiaoyu.
In an uninhabited corner there, it seems that there is still the familiar second-hand smoke smell of someone who is used to it...
"Really, what a bunch of self-talking idiots..."
Jiang Cheng cut his mouth and muttered to himself contemptuously, then he clenched the sword in his hand and turned around sharply.
"Since everyone is so lonely, then... everyone! Please help me open the way!"
"Oh!!"×n
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