Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 80: :When playing the decryption game, only one person can’t think of the answer…

In the early morning, the earth terminal (space terminal station) welcomed two special-looking guests today.

"The earth is still too dangerous..." The Master of Xinghaifang murmured.

"I think it's pretty good..." Jiang Hua took a puff of cigarettes, looked at the brightly lit Edo and said, "Also, can you stop following me? After all, I'm divorced."

"Who said divorce! It's just a temporary separation! I never signed the divorce agreement! I won't admit it!" The owner of Xinghaifang quickly denied, "Also, I didn't come with you, I'm chasing a parasitic cosmic monster!"

"Really? I thought you were here for your precious daughter, but it turned out to be just for a cosmic monster..." Jiang Hua didn't care, but continued to walk forward on his own, but the corners of his mouth twitched. Slightly raised an arc.

The master of Xinghaifang pondered on the spot for a full 0.001 seconds before chasing after him, "Hey, have you replenished enough Altana?! If something happens to you, that stinky boy will definitely The whole universe is chasing me! Of course, there is another stinky boy whom I haven't seen in 20 years..."

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"Why do I want to watch such a boring exhibition! Isn't it better to watch TV on a regular basis with Panda? Why do I have to watch Panda on such an important day!" Filled with displeasure.

"Little devil, no one will let you see. If you want to complain, turn your face to the other side. Otherwise, I won't be able to do anything to you." Jiang Cheng's eyes were still fixed on the glass window. A giant panda playing inside.

"Sister Yueyong~" Qingtai acted coquettishly to Yueyong on the other side, "I don't want to watch panda~ I want to watch "Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man"~ I've been waiting for this movie for a long time~"

But just after she finished speaking, Qingta noticed that Yueyong didn't hear what she said at all, and her beautiful eyes were staring at the giant panda in the glass window.

"Sister Yueyong!" Upon seeing this, Mrs. Qing shouted.

"Ah?" At this moment, Yue Yongcai finally reacted, "If you don't pay attention... Sure enough, pandas are too dangerous..."

"It's dangerous! You're addicted to it too!" Qingta complained, but the next moment Qingta found that Yueyong's eyes were looking at the giant panda in the glass window again, "Forget it, I really don't want to complain. Yes, but you must accompany me to watch "Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man" in the afternoon! Definitely!"

Just when Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were completely attracted by the giant pandas in front of them, they were suddenly interrupted by a group of police from the Zhenxuan Group.

"The True Selection Team investigates the case! The irrelevant people leave quickly!" a member of the True Selection Team shouted.

Most of the audience started to leave the venue consciously, and in the end, only Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Harita were left.

"Hey, it's clear," a member of the Zhenxuan team patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder and said impatiently.

"If you pat me again, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the sharks." Jiang Cheng said without looking back, his tone was very casual, "Also, if you dare to disturb me to see pandas again, I will I've dismantled your true selection team, so that you can't see them as gorillas!"

"Do you guys know what you're talking about?! Threatening the Shinsengumi is enough to arrest you! Not to mention insulting our director!"

"Hey? When did I call your director?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked curiously, "I just said an orangutan, why do you say I insulted your director? It's strange, do you think your Does the director look like an orangutan? If you say that, you are the one who insulted your director, right? I remember that there is some kind of law in the real selection team or something? I don't know if there is an insult to the director~"

This member of the True Selection Group had also met Jiang Cheng once or twice, so he recognized him instantly, and realized that the other party was not easy to mess with, he quickly apologized to Jiang Cheng with a smile and explained.

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"I can't see the panda, it's really going to cause trouble for people~" Jiang Cheng walked on the road with a helpless expression on his face.

"Then go to the movies with me! It's really super super super nice!" Ching Tai said excitedly.

"I'm annoyed when I hear the word "Cosmic Monster", and when I see it, I must destroy it!" Jiang Cheng said angrily, looking at Qingta at the same time, "Also, why this Don't go to the dojo on weekends?"

"The new starling said that he needs to combine work and rest, so he gave me a day off today." Harita replied.

"I only go two days a week, and I even gave you a vacation..." Jiang Cheng pouted with disdain.

"Hey, what are you doing there? Why are all the police?" Harita said, pointing to the door of the bank not far away.

"Didn't you say you're looking for some cosmic monster? Maybe it's there." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng caught a glimpse of a scene that made him instantly angry and couldn't help it...

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The owner of Xinghai Fang, who has become the Mediterranean Sea, dragged Kagura out of the bank's door.

"My goodness, come with me, can I treat you to a chestnut parfait?" After speaking, the master of Xinghaifang lowered his head and whispered in Kagura's ear, "Mom is here too, I will definitely see you when I see you. Say something nice to Dad! It's up to you whether the two can get back together!"

"You let me go first! I'll go Aru by myself!" Kagura shouted while pulling his arm, "I don't want Mommy to get back together with an uncle like you!"

"What's the matter? Is it embarrassing to go with my father? It's embarrassing, please explain it!" The owner of Xinghaifang chattered, "Also, what do you mean [don't want mommy to get back with an uncle like me]! What's wrong with Uncle Chong? Say it, Dad will correct it!"

Kagura glanced at the barcode on the head of Xinghaifang, "You can't change it back to Aru..."

"Kagura-chan, there is nothing that people can't correct," said Xinghaifang Master, who was about to drag Kagura away.

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This scene, in Jiang Cheng's eyes, turned into a LOLI-controlled uncle forcibly dragging a weak and bullying underage girl, while a group of police officers watched from the surrounding...

"What are you doing, bastard?!!!" Jiang Cheng shouted and rushed out, hitting the face of the master of Xinghaifang.

"Kagura-chan, are you alright? That perverted LOLI control doesn't do anything to you, right?" Jiang Cheng ignored the Xinghaifang Master who was kicked away by himself, and asked anxiously at Kagura, who had a bewildered face.

Afterwards, before Kagura could explain, Jiang Cheng walked directly to the Shinsengumi who were watching the fun, and lifted the collar of Fourteen, "What are you doing here? In broad daylight, a perverted LOLI accuses bullying. Haven't you seen a girl?"

"Boss, it's all orders from Hijikata. If you want to kill him, kill him to relieve your anger." Zongwu said aside.

"What are you talking about?! Don't add fuel and jealousy, okay!" Shi Shi shouted at Zong Wu, who was at the side, and looked at Jiang Cheng who was angry in front of him, "Calm down, it's not what you think... …”

Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he suddenly stopped and stared at Jiang Cheng's back.

"What do you mean? What do you mean it's not what I thought?! Why don't you explain it further? Ah?!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Mom... Mommy..." Kagura's voice sounded.

"I'm not your mummy. Although your mum would do the same thing when she sees such a scene, I'm just a four-good young man who does justice and courage." Jiang Cheng said without looking back.

"It's really been a long time, Xiaojiang Chengjiang~"

Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng was stunned, not knowing whether it was because of fear or shame, Jiang Cheng did not dare to turn his head to look.

"But, I really grew up," Jiang Hua put his chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder. Of course, Jiang Cheng is taller than Jiang Hua now. Jiang Hua put his chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder after propping up his toes a little.

"Who are you?!" Yue Yong took out Kuwu and asked.

"Jiang...Sister Jiang Hua..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but he never dared to turn his head.

"Why are you shaking?" Jiang Hua asked, hugging Jiang Cheng from behind like the first time they met.

"I'm sorry..."

"Really, it's really changed a lot, but I still think it's cute when I was a kid."

At this provocative moment, a voice that destroyed the atmosphere sounded.

"Bridge bean sack!" Yin Shi said, walking beside Jiang Cheng and Jiang Hua at the same time, "Kagura calls your mommy? Jiang Cheng calls your sister? Bridge bean sack, I'll stroke it..."

"You stroke it slowly," Jiang Cheng said as he took Kagura's hand, and in the other hand he held an umbrella for Jiang Hua to block the sun, "then let's go first."

"Fuck off!" Yin Shi said, and Jiang Cheng turned over with one kick, "So you are that stupid uncle?!"

"Hey? Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was a little curious, "I thought you already knew~"

"You know shit! What is [I thought you already knew]! Who would know if you don't say something like this?!"

"Hey? It's weird, I thought everyone around knew it~"

"That's weird! No one knows about it at all!" Said Yin Shi and looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was standing aside, "Did you know?"

But something that shocked Gintoki happened~IndoMTL.com~ Shin Baha nodded slowly in silence.

"Why would you know that!"

"It's just that Yin Sang, you are too nervous, so you didn't find it." Xin Bazhu murmured in a low voice.

"What about you?" Yin Shi looked at Yue Yong again.

"I guessed it long ago." Yueyong replied.

"And me too." Harita raised her hand and said.

"Actually, so am I. I have long guessed that the strange little girl has something to do with that guy." Shi Shi raised his hand and said.

"And me." Sogo also raised his hand.

"Hahahaha, and me!" Gui's voice sounded, but it was on the roof of the bank, "Yinshi, you are too slow!"

"Gui!" Fourteen shouted and followed up with a group of members of the True Selection Group.

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Gintoki's face was completely darkened, "So, I'm the only one... I'm the only one who doesn't know?! Is it only Gin-sang who is kept in the dark?! Only Is Yin Sang foolishly taking care of your niece?!"

"Don't say that, Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang has usually helped us a lot." Xin Ba Hao said.

"Shut up, you four-eyed!"

"Hey, have you forgotten someone, Aru? Like a super cute girl or something?" Kagura squinted and smiled.

"Speaking of which, Kagura-chan doesn't know, right?" Shinhachi said.

"I... I already guessed Aru!" Kagura said bravely, while thinking to himself [If you don't know this situation, it will become the same level as that silver hair natural curl! He'll be a fool to be ridiculed by everyone! so! ! ! ]

After listening, Yin Shi's face turned even darker...