Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 800: : After all the dust settles, promise a future with you. (End)

From the perspective of the grand universe, the battle of these people from the future is too small. From the point of view of the purpose of fighting for it and the result, it is as small as a grain of sand.

After all...the things they can change have really little impact on this universe - just a very ordinary life.

So the universe doesn't care...if the universe is conscious.

……

When Jiang Cheng and Gui stabbed the sword into the body of the gorilla together, except for the 7th and 12th divisions of Chunyu, who didn't know where they were, all were destroyed.

"A good opponent." Gui retracted his sword, wiped the sword in his hand and retracted his waist, then turned his face to Jiang Cheng, his eyes were gentle: "Sin, I can finally help you share a little bit. ."

"Wig..."

"A stingy guy who loves to sneak away," Yin Shi, who was covered in all kinds of bloodstains, pouted, "I've been like this since I was a child, because I'm cute and popular, I'm always alone. I secretly ran to the next door to eat alone, and I didn't change at all when I grew up! Cut it!"

"That's right," Sakamoto nodded, "No wonder you always have the top spot in the store by yourself during the war..."

After kicking Sakamoto, Jiang Cheng grumbled angrily: "Idiot? That's just because I'm more popular."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki, Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi in turn with some disdain, and turned on the mocking mode.

"The dirty and uninteresting one who only loves the S package, the silver-haired natural curly who dares not go to the toilet alone in the middle of the night, likes to discuss social issues with the travel girl, and talks about it all night when the travel girl is sleepy. The long-haired idiot who can't wait to get into the main scene after talking for three seconds, and the... sulky dwarf who doesn't like to talk and just grunts and pants."

Jiang Chengtan shook his head and sighed, "Hey, do you still have to choose in this situation? As long as a woman with a slightly normal head will choose me who is more excellent, handsome, talkative, and humorous, right?"

“Tianzhu!!”×4

Jiang Cheng, who was trampled to death by four people, refuted frantically with white eyes: "You bastards! What I said is the truth! It's useless for you to refute! Because it's all true!"

Looking at the people who were making a fuss, Songyang felt doubts about his education for the first time, and of course he also had doubts about the evaluation of his students.

—Are they...really good? I have heard the little girl from the Master's House complain more than once, saying that the silver-haired curly hair is always in arrears of wages, and that she has lost all the rewards for her tasks without repenting.

And when I went to Edo before, I was invited to a restaurant by my disciple when I went out to dinner with a disciple with a hairstyle similar to my own.

After eating, his disciple, who was not ready to pay at all, took him and prepared to leave.

Eat the king meal? This shouldn't work, right?

Jiang Cheng...I heard that he didn't work at all in the past, exactly like the squatting in the house of the old family in today's society, and he still relies on women to support him.

This...isn't it? Is it bad to be human?

If it's obscure, I've become more and more disobedient to myself, my boss, colleague, and teacher recently.

As for the remaining promotions, although it seems to be the most normal one, the new concept I learned in the "teacher training" in the new era - is the "secondary period" of the students a little too long? ?

According to human age, is this also abnormal?

Um... So, wouldn't it be better for these students to go back to work and rebuild? I heard that Mrs. Jianghua has started some kind of new education for the little girl of the night rabbit to adapt to the times.

Then, should one day be a teacher and a lifelong father, should he also give them a new education?

Thinking like this, Songyang nodded secretly, then quietly came behind Jiang Cheng and the others who were still making trouble, and silently extended his fist.

Bang! boom! boom! boom! boom!

It feels so familiar, and I always feel a lot more comfortable.

Songyang folded his fists contentedly, leaving only the five heads that were left on the floor, bulging and falling into a coma.

But then, Songyang seemed to have discovered something, and said to Sakamoto: "Sorry, sorry, I was implicated in you because I happened to be five disciples, so..."

Hearing the sound, Hao, who was standing in the front row of the crowd, took two steps back calmly.

"This...is this the original version?!" Harita, who had eaten Jiang Cheng's fist countless times, complained twitchingly at the corner of her eyes.

"Huh?" Songyang asked suspiciously, then closed his eyes and half turned his face up in thought.

It seems that Jiang Cheng has even inherited his own educational weapon, not bad.

"Teacher...how is it better than before

How many times more power was used? " Gui asked intermittently.

"Ah," Songyang answered with a smile on his face, raising an index finger, "because the teachers of the new era do not allow corporal punishment, it has not been used for a long time, so it is a bit unfamiliar, and there are still some people who are not suitable for human beings. Because of my body, my strength is a little out of control. But after the teacher has practiced it for about 3,000 times, I should be able to find the feeling I used to feel."

"Principal Songyang," Zongwu raised his hand and said with squinted Doudou's eyes, "This V-shaped bangs want to help that three thousand times or something."

"When did I say that!" Fourteen Fried Mao.

"Ah, I remembered it wrong, Hijikata-san said it five thousand times."

"Enough is enough! I don't want to take that kind of thing once!"

"No, no, Mr. hair (bangs), this is a rare opportunity." Jiang Cheng, who did not know when to get up, came behind Shi Shi and put his hand on Shi Shi's shoulder, "You must know the teacher's The fist can not only play the role of promoting blood circulation and stopping blood stasis, but also promote the secretion of dopamine in the brain, which will make people feel happy. In other words, it is ten times more refreshing than [beep——].”

"Who believes it! What is ten times as much as [beep-]?! It's completely unimaginable! It's disgusting!"

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, no matter how you say it, you can't say ten times as much as [beep—]." Yin Shi who came behind Shi Shi shook his head, "For me, it's only about eight times as much. ."

"You're almost the same! Why do you use such a bad thing as a metaphor!"

Takasugi snorted softly: "Hmph, don't use that disgusting thing as a metaphor for teacher's fist."

"There is something wrong with your statement! Do you mean countless times?! Is there no comparison at all?!"

"Songyang-sensei, I want to experience the feeling of a man's [beep-]." Kagura said very, very bad words with the most innocent expression.

"How can a girl say such a thing!" The owner of Xinghaifang shouted with white eyes, "It sounds like a [beep-] who wants to be full of OO!"

Boom! !

The owner of Xinghaifang, who was only left with an uppercut by Jiang Hua and sent to the ceiling, was silent.

"Probably this is the feeling." Jiang Hua said.

"Oh! Another three thousand or so times! Mommy!"

Songyang on the side looked at the master of Xinghaifang hanging on the ceiling, thinking in his heart... and this usage, why did he just plant it in the ground before? Can it be planted in the ceiling?

"Anyway, aren't everyone here panicking? If you don't panic, you won't come to such a place."

Jiang Cheng walked out, smiled slightly disapprovingly and continued: "Then can't use [beep] as a metaphor? Then, in the end, let's come out with a comfortable [beep]" !”

Songyang: ...Why do I always feel that something is wrong? Wasn't the last face a false one? You want to [beep—] him?

The more I think about it, the more wrong Songyang, raised his fist and exhausted all his strength...

……

The metal door at the end is the end of Jiang Cheng's life, and it is also the ultimate purpose of those people who follow Jiang Cheng to travel through time - virtual.

Only before the arrival of Jiang Cheng in this era, the end of this original Jiang Cheng can be brought to an end in advance, and Jiang Cheng's living future can come.

Shit——

Everyone was stunned when the automatic metal door opened.

Because... Void has fallen.

This sudden change caught everyone off guard. It was obvious that it had arrived early. Who is it?

But then, Kagura suddenly realized something and stared at his side with wide eyes. Just now... that little uncle was clearly still beside him!

"Little... little uncle he..."

At this time, Takasugi, Gintoki, and Gui turned around and rushed out first.

"Bastard!!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and scolded, "It's all at such a time...even...!!"

"Of course, I'll always believe in myself. In the past, in the future. I've never doubted myself. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here now."

The three of them recalled Jiang Cheng's words in unison.

……

Da, da, da...

Jiang Cheng walked unhurriedly. The man not far in front of him with his head down and his chest against the wall was his goal this time - himself.

Didn't you say it all? I always believe in myself, and I also believe that I will come here, the future self or the past self, will always come here.

While thinking like this, Jiang Cheng once again drew the sword from his waist and stopped in front of his past self.

And Jiang Cheng, who has completed all the tasks in this era, raised his mindless eyes and glanced at himself in front of him, and smiled lightly.

"Xin... hard work, future me."

“…you too.”

Whether it is the past or the future, Jiang Cheng, who is smarter than anyone, realizes everything when he discovers everyone.

Jiang Cheng in the past skipped everything when he found everyone and went straight to the finish line, while Jiang Cheng in the future, along with everyone from the future, procrastinated enough time for his past self.

Although they didn't meet, say hello, or communicate, the two cooperated flawlessly, and no one noticed anything.

"If possible, I really want to hear you talk about that beautiful future, but it seems that it is no longer needed... Your time is also urgent, right? Do it. I am the only one who can kill myself. It's my own."

"Ah, goodbye."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng raised the sword in his hand high.

But...

Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment when he saw the sword that was slashed and stopped in the air and couldn't stop trembling.

"Are you poisoned..."

"No, it's not that kind of thing." Yue Yong's voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's ear.

Jiang Cheng blinked involuntarily, and looked at Yue Yong, who came to one side at an unknown time, with one hand on his shoulder and the other holding the handle of the knife like himself.

"Month...Month..."

"Probably because I gradually know what you're thinking." Yue Yong's face showed a rare soft expression, "I know everything you want to do now."

"Let go..."

"Ah, yes."

Speaking, Yueyong let go of Jiang Cheng, but only then did Jiang Cheng realize that the past self in front of him had turned into a powder and disappeared little by little in front of him!

"This...this is...!"

"Ordinary women, but very difficult to deal with."

Jiang Cheng, who suddenly thought of something, widened his eyes, his pupils trembled, and looked at Yueyong in disbelief.

"You... did you go to a more distant past?! What have you done! In this way, let alone the future, even the present will be changed!"

"It won't change," Yueyong squeezed the cigarette pipe and exhaled slowly, "Didn't you say it? You won't change, and then, everyone won't change, so neither will the future. will change."

"Lord Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu, who came slowly, took out her liaison device and turned the screen towards Jiang Cheng.

"This is over, Jiang Chengsang. The Nightmare Charm was intercepted by us ahead of time."

On the screen, it is astonishingly dressed in Heiziye during the war against foreigners!

"Kuroko...you..."

"Asshole!!!"

Accompanied by Yin Shi's roar, a flying kick kicked directly over and kicked Jiang Cheng out a few meters away.

"Have you forgotten? I won't let you stand alone this time." Takasugi's voice followed closely.

Gui said, "Yeah, we, who expected this kind of ending, were prepared from the beginning."

"Do you all know what you've done?" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth and got up little by little, his voice not loud but full of anger, "The future will be changed after the war against foreigners. Ah! Assholes!"

"So didn't you say it yourself?! Stupid!" Yin Shi retorted angrily, "As long as everyone doesn't change, the future direction will not change! Or do you not believe in yourself?"

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the next moment he suddenly lowered his head and clenched his fists, "How can it be repaired!"

"Anyway, listen to me!" Yin Shi stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, gritted his teeth and shouted: "This time! I will never let you sneak away. !”

"You guys...!!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists unwillingly.

At the same time, everyone came here, behind Jiang Cheng.

And at this moment, a soft light outside of time enveloped everyone.

"Hey, look." Takasugi gestured and looked in a certain direction.

"So far..." Jiang Cheng said subconsciously and followed Takasugi's line of sight, but was suddenly stunned when he saw the scene in the distance.

Not far away, in this era, I, Takasugi, Gui, Yinshi, Kagura, Shinbachi, Shenwei, Yueyong, Xinghaifangzhu... and many, many acquaintances are gathered in front of Xu.

"This time... it's really over, Jiang Cheng."

Seeing himself in this era in the distance putting his heart into his empty chest with his own hands, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a long time before raising the corner of his mouth slightly.

"Ah, yes. That's the real end."

It turns out that because of Kuroko's return to a more distant past, the future is shattered

Totally changed, including the end of this era.

Although the overall situation has not changed, at the end, everyone noticed something when Jiang Cheng just left the earth in the final chapter and gradually unraveled everything Jiang Cheng was hiding.

The people who are familiar with Jiang Cheng left the earth and came to the universe and caught up with Jiang Cheng who tried to carry everything by himself.

Together with Jiang Cheng, they carried all their sins in the name of the last Heavenly Daoists, whether it was the Liberation Army of Altana or the Spring Rain...

Finally, we face the virtual together again, give the virtual an end, and end the long pain of the virtual...

……

Seeing everyone surrounded by soft light, Jiang Cheng smiled lightly.

"Sorry, everyone. I..."

Yin Shi cut a sound, and turned around with the corners of his mouth curled: "Let's talk about this when we meet later. After all, time is running out. Don't forget your original purpose this time."

At the same time, almost everyone turned around with interest, disappearing one by one in the soft light~IndoMTL.com~Because the past has changed, those futures will also disappear, these belong to the future that does not exist People are destined to disappear.

In the end, only Jiang Hua, Yueyong and Jiang Cheng were left.

Looking at the relatively speechless two, Jiang Hua's eyes were soft, he smiled softly, turned and disappeared in the light.

Sure enough, it's this child... Jiang Hua thought so at the last moment before disappearing.

"I can't see it anymore," Jiang Cheng looked at the vague shadow of this era with some emotion, "The future or something."

"Who knows, isn't the future hard to figure out? The destined future is the most boring thing, right?" Yue Yong looked casual.

Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and revealed a smile: "Then, maybe our future will change, don't you feel lonely?"

"No, not at all. For a woman's romance, there can be many episodes in one's life. I'm not the same as those vulgar women who are addicted to you."

"Ah, yes."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng took a step forward, put his hand around Yueyong's waist, and looked directly into Yueyong's eyes: "But at least we can hope for a new future for us."

"Ah, yes." Yue Yong put down the pipe and smiled softly.

In the end, the lips of the two figures shrouded in light outside of time finally blended together just before they disappeared.

And...

Two hearts for two people.

(End of main story.)