Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 800: : After everything is settled, make a promise of your future. (final)
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Judging from the scale of the grand universe, the battles of these people from the future are really too small. Judging from the purpose of fighting for it and judging from the results, they are as small as sand grains.
After all...the things they can change have really little impact on this universe—it's just a very ordinary life.
So the universe doesn't care... if the universe is conscious.
……
When Jiang Cheng and Gui pierced the sword into Xingjue's body, except for the 7th Division of Chunyu who didn't know where, the 12th Division of Chunyu... were all wiped out.
"Not bad opponent." Gui withdrew his sword, wiped the sword in his hand and put it back around his waist, then turned his face to look at Jiang Cheng with gentle eyes: "Sin, I can finally help you share a little Already."
"Wig..."
"The guy who is petty and likes to sneak away," Yin Shi, who was covered in all kinds of blood, spat at the corner of his mouth, "It's been like this since I was a child. I secretly ran to the next door to eat alone, and I still haven't changed at all when I grow up! Cut!"
"I see," Sakamoto on the side nodded, "No wonder you always monopolize the number one card in the store..."
After kicking Sakamoto down, Jiang Cheng grumbled angrily: "Are you an idiot? That's just because I'm more popular."
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki, Gui, Sakamoto, and Takasugi in turn with a bit of disdain, and turned on the mocking mode.
"Dirty, no interest, only loves the s set meal, silver-haired natural curly hair who dare not go to the toilet alone in the middle of the night, likes to discuss social issues with girls and talk about it all night when girls are sleepy The long-haired idiot, the idiot with a slimy head and lower body who can't wait to enter the main scene after chatting for three seconds, and... the drowsy dwarf who doesn't like to talk but just grunts and pants."
Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head, sighing: "Hey, do you still have to choose in this situation? As long as a woman with a slightly normal head will choose me who is more outstanding, handsome, talkative, and humorous?"
"Heavenly Punishment!!" × 4
Jiang Cheng, who was trampled to death by four people, retorted wildly with white eyes: "You bastards! What I said is the truth! It's useless to refute it even if you want to! Because it's all true!"
Looking at the noisy people, Songyang doubted his education for the first time, and of course he also doubted his evaluation of his students.
——Are they...really good? I have heard the little Yetu girl from Wanshiwu complain more than once, saying that the silver-haired curly is always in arrears of wages, and has lost all the task rewards without repentance.
And when I went to Edo before, when I went out to eat with my disciple who had a hairstyle similar to my own, I was invited to a meal at a restaurant by my disciple.
After eating, his disciple, who was not prepared to pay at all, pulled him and prepared to leave.
Eat a king's meal? This should not work, right?
Jiang Cheng... I heard that in the past, he didn't work at all. It was exactly the same as squatting at home in the current society, and he still relied on women for support.
This... doesn't work, does it? Isn't it kind of bad to be human?
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If you are hazy, recently you have become more and more disobedient to yourself as your boss, colleague and teacher.
As for the remaining Jinzhu, although it seems to be the most normal one, but the new concept I learned in the "teacher training" of the new era-is the "Secondary Second Period" of the students a bit too long ?
According to the age of human beings, isn't this a little abnormal?
Hmm... So, wouldn't it be better for these students to go back to the stove and rebuild? I heard that Mrs. Jianghua has started some kind of new education for the little girl Yetu to adapt to the times.
Then, as a teacher for a day and a father for life, shouldn't I also give them a new education?
Thinking like this, Songyang nodded secretly, and then quietly came behind Jiang Cheng and the others who were still making noise, and stretched out his fist silently.
Bang! boom! boom! boom! boom!
It's a very familiar feeling, and I always feel a lot more comfortable.
Satisfied, Songyang put away his fists, leaving only five heads on the floor, bulging and unconscious.
But then, Songyang seemed to have discovered something, and said to Sakamoto: "Sorry, sorry, I didn't pay attention and implicated you, because it happened to be five disciples, so..."
Hearing the sound, Oboro, who was standing in the front row of the crowd, took two steps back calmly.
"This...is this the original version?!" Qingta, who had eaten Jiang Cheng's fist countless times, complained twitchingly at the corners of her eyes.
"Huh?" Songyang was puzzled, then closed his eyes and turned his face halfway up to think.
It seems that Jiang Cheng has even inherited his own educational weapon, not bad.
"Teacher... why did you use several times more force than before?" Gui asked intermittently.
"Ah," Songyang raised an index finger and answered with a smile on his face, "Because teachers in the new era do not allow corporal punishment, and it has been a long time since they have used it, so it is a bit rusty, and there are still some things that are not suitable for human beings. Body, so the strength is a little out of control. But after the teacher has practiced it for about 3,000 times, you should be able to find the feeling you used to have."
"Principal Songyang," Sougo raised his hand while squinting his eyes and said, "This V-shaped bangs wants to assist that three thousand times or something."
"When did I say that!" Fourteen exploded.
"Ah, I misremembered, Dokata-san said five thousand times."
"Give me enough! I don't want to bear that kind of thing once!"
"No, no, Mr. hair (bangs), this is a rare opportunity." Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he got up, came to Shisi and put his hand on Shishi's shoulder, "You must know the teacher's Fists can not only promote blood circulation and stop blood stasis, but also promote the secretion of dopamine in the brain, which will make people feel happy. In other words, it is ten times more refreshing than [beep——].”
"Who would believe it! What is ten times the [beep——]?! It's completely unimaginable! It's disgusting!"
"Hey, Jiang Cheng, no matter how you say it, you can't say [beep——] ten times." Yin Shi, who came behind Fourteen, shook his head, "For me, it's only about eight times. .”
"You are almost the same! Why do you use such a terrible thing as a metaphor!"
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Takasugi snorted softly: "Hmph, don't use that disgusting thing as a metaphor for the teacher's fist."
"There is something wrong with your statement! Do you mean countless times?! There is no comparability at all?!"
"Teacher Songyang, I want to experience the feeling of a man [beep——]." Kagura said very, very bad things with the most innocent expression.
"How can a girl say such a thing!" Xinghai Fangzhu yelled with blank eyes, "It sounds like a **** [beep——]!"
Boom! !
The master of Xinghaifang, who was sent into the ceiling by Jiang Hua's uppercut, was left speechless.
"Probably that's how it feels." Jiang Hua said.
"Oh! Come again about three thousand times! Mommy!"
Songyang on the side looked at Xinghai Fangzhu hanging on the ceiling, thinking in his heart... There is also this kind of usage, why did he just plant it in the ground before? Isn't it okay to plant it on the ceiling?
"In short, isn't everyone here panicked? If you don't panic, you won't come to this kind of place."
Jiang Cheng came out, chuckled with disapproval and said, "Then can't we use [beep——] as a metaphor? Then, at the end, let's [beep——] come out comfortably !”
Songyang: ...Why do I always feel that something is wrong? Isn't the last thing you face empty? You want [beep——] him?
The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, Songyang raised his fist and exhausted all his strength...
……
The metal door at the end is the end of Jiang Cheng's life, and it is also the ultimate goal of those who follow Jiang Cheng through time - Xu.
Only before the arrival of Jiang Cheng in this era, the end of Jiang Cheng's original end can be drawn ahead of schedule, can Jiang Cheng's living future come.
Chi -
The moment the automatic metal door opened, everyone was stunned.
Because...Xu has already fallen.
This sudden change caught everyone a little off guard. They had arrived ahead of schedule, but who exactly... was it?
But then, Kagura suddenly noticed something, and stared at his side with wide eyes, just now... that little uncle was clearly still beside him!
"Little... little uncle..."
At this time, Takasugi, Gintoki, and Gui took the lead in turning around and rushing out.
"Bastard!!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed, "At this time, it's... so...!!"
"Of course, I always believe in myself. Whether in the past or in the future. I have never doubted myself. Otherwise, I would not be here now."
The three of them remembered Jiang Cheng's words at the same time.
……
Da, da, da...
Jiang Cheng walked unhurriedly, and the man not far in front of him, with his head bowed and his chest pressed against the wall, was his target this time - himself.
Haven't you said it all? I always believe in myself, and I also believe that I will definitely come here, whether it is my future self or my past self, I will always come here.
While thinking like this, Jiang Cheng drew out the sword at his waist again, and stopped in front of his past self.
Jiang Cheng, who has completed all the tasks in this era, raised his dull eyes, glanced at himself in front of him, and smiled lightly.
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"Xin... you've worked hard, my future self."
"...you too."
Whether in the past or the future, Jiang Cheng, who is smarter than anyone else, has already realized everything when he found everyone.
In the past, Jiang Cheng skipped everything when he found everyone and went straight to the finish line, while the future Jiang Cheng, together with everyone who came from the future, procrastinated enough time for his past self.
Although they didn't meet each other, didn't say hello, and didn't communicate in any way, the two of them cooperated seamlessly, and no one saw any clues.
"If possible, I really want to hear you talk about that wonderful future, but it seems that it is no longer needed... Your time is also very urgent, right? Do it. The only one who can kill me is me By myself."
"Ah, goodbye."
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised the sword in his hand high.
But...
Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment looking at the sword that was slashing down and hovering in the air.
"Is it poisonous..."
"No, it's not that kind of thing." Yue Yong's voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's ear.
Jiang Cheng blinked unconsciously, and looked at Yue Yong, who came to the side at some unknown time, with one hand on his shoulder, and the other holding the handle of the knife like himself.
"Month...month..."
"Probably because I gradually understand what you are thinking." Yue Yong's face showed a rare soft expression, "Now you, I know everything you want to do."
"Let go..."
"Ah, yes."
Saying that, Yue Yong let go of Jiang Cheng, but only then did Jiang Cheng realize that the past self in front of him had turned into powder and disappeared in front of him bit by bit!
"This... this is...!"
"Ordinary women are difficult to deal with."
Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, his eyes widened, his pupils trembled, and he looked at Yue Yong in disbelief.
"You... have you gone to a more distant past?! What have you done! In this way, let alone the future, even this present will be changed!"
"It won't change," Yue Yong squeezed the pipe and slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, "Didn't you say that? You won't change, and then everyone won't change, so neither will the future." will change.”
"Master Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu, who was walking slowly, took out his communicator and pointed the screen directly at Jiang Cheng.
"It's over here, Jiang Chengsang. Nightmare was intercepted by us ahead of time."
On the screen, it is Hei Ziye who has passed through the war against barbarians!
"Heiziye...you..."
"Asshole!!!"
Accompanied by Yin Shi's roar, a flying kick directly kicked Jiang Cheng out several meters away.
"Have you forgotten? You won't be alone this time." Gao Shan's voice followed closely behind.
Gui said, "That's right, we, who had expected this kind of ending a long time ago, were prepared from the beginning."
"Do you all know what you have done?" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and got up little by little, his voice was not loud, but full of anger, "The future will be changed after the war against barbarians Ah! Bastards!"
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"So didn't you say it yourself?! You idiot!" Gintoki retorted angrily, "As long as everyone doesn't change, the direction of the future won't change! Or do you mean you don't believe in yourself?"
"How is it possible!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but the next moment he suddenly lowered his head and clenched his fists, "How can it be repaired!"
"Anyway, listen to me!" Yinshi took a step forward, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, gritted his teeth and shouted: "This time! I will never let you sneak away !”
"You guys...!!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists unwillingly.
At the same time, everyone came here, behind Jiang Cheng.
And at this moment, a soft light that belongs to outside of time enveloped everyone.
"Hey, look." Takasugi gestured and looked in a certain direction.
"It's now..." Jiang Cheng subconsciously opened his mouth and followed Gao Shan's line of sight, but he was suddenly stunned when he saw the scene in the distance.
Not far away, the self of this era, Takasugi, Katsura, Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi, Kamui, Tsukiyong, Xinghaibozhu... and many, many people I know are surrounding Xu.
"This time... is the real end, Jiang Cheng."
Looking at himself in this era in the distance putting his heart into Xu's chest with his own hands, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a long time before gently raising the corners of his mouth.
"Ah, yes. This is the real end."
It turns out that because of Hei Ziye's relationship with the more distant past, the future has been completely changed, including the final ending of this era.
Although there is no change on the whole, at the end, everyone noticed something when Jiang Cheng just left the earth in the final chapter and gradually solved everything that Jiang Cheng concealed.
People who were acquainted with Jiang Cheng left the earth and came to the universe and caught up with Jiang Cheng who was trying to bear everything alone.
Together with Jiang Cheng, they bore all the sins in the name of the last Heavenly Daoist, whether it was the Altana Liberation Army or Chunyu...
Finally, we faced Xu together again, gave Xu an end, and ended Xu's long pain...
……
Looking at everyone surrounded by soft light, Jiang Cheng smiled faintly.
"I'm sorry, everyone. I..."
Yinshi cut, and turned around with the corner of his mouth curled up: "Let's talk about this kind of thing later when we meet again. After all, time is running out. Don't forget your original purpose this time."
At the same time, almost everyone turned around knowingly and disappeared one by one in the soft light.
Because the past has changed ~IndoMTL.com~ Those who belong to this future will also disappear, and those who belong to a future that does not exist are also destined to disappear.
In the end, only Jiang Hua, Yue Yong, and Jiang Cheng were left.
Looking at the relatively silent two, Jiang Hua's eyes were soft, he smiled slightly, turned around and disappeared in the light.
It really is this child... At the last moment before Jiang Hua disappeared, he thought so in his heart.
"I can't see it at all," Jiang Cheng looked at the vague shadow of this era with some emotion, "what about the future."
"Who knows, isn't the future inherently elusive? The doomed future is the most boring thing, right?" Yue Yong said casually.
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Jiang Cheng bent his eyes and showed a smile on his face: "Then, maybe our future will also change, won't you feel lonely?"
"No, not at all. For a woman's relationship, there can be many stages in a lifetime. I am not the same as those vulgar women who are addicted to you."
"Ah, yes."
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took a step forward, stretched his arms around Yue Yong's waist, and looked directly into Yue Yong's eyes softly: "But at least we can look forward to our brand new future."
"Ah, yes." Yue Yong put down the pipe and smiled softly.
At the end of the day, the lips of the two figures shrouded in light beyond time finally blended together just before they disappeared.
and...
Two hearts of two people.
(The main article is over.)
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