Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 801: : The so-called daily life is…

Edo, Yoshihara.

In a certain otaku's room, even if it was three poles in the sun, someone in navy blue pajamas was still lying on the bed in a big font, sleeping with a harp.

On the floor beside it is an alarm clock that was unconsciously smashed by someone in his sleep.

Squeak-

Yue Yong, who opened the sliding door, saw the scene in front of her, her face suddenly sank, and two blue veins suddenly burst out on her forehead.

Then, he walked towards Jiang Cheng step by step with a cold face.

And Jiang Cheng, after feeling the strange touch on his face, frowned and woke up from his sleep.

The sleepy-eyed Jiang Cheng slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing Yueyong, who was condescendingly above his head, with a cold face, and severely smashed his face with his high heels, several blue veins burst out on his face instantly.

"What are you doing?! Smelly woman! Kill you, believe it or not!"

"How many days has it been?" Yueyong moved her feet away, looking at Jiang Cheng as if looking at scum, and said coldly, "You said it yourself? You will be as conscientious as a new employee at the bottom. Starting from scratch. It's been two full months and no work at all..."

"When did I say it!" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and sat up while twitching the corners of his mouth and retorted: "It was you who tied me in the end, right? It was the one you finally forced me to sign. What kind of **** is a lifetime contract? Is that a contract? It's obviously a contract of sale! I've never admitted it!"

Yue Yong let out a breath of smoke and replied lightly: "It doesn't matter, that's Yoshihara's rules, be honest with me before the redemption fee is enough, now it's 3,122,270 10,100... No, plus the 300,000 that bought the game yesterday, it's 3,123,010,000."

"It's too much!" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes, "I don't remember that I owe so much money! After all, this is just a bounty for all the members of the Grass-o Pirates, right?! o Air route?! Do you want me to go to Wei o air route to catch them all?!"

"Whatever you want," Yueyong turned around holding the cigarette pipe, in a casual tone, "However, if you can, you can leave Qiao O. Yoshihara just needs a doctor."

"Who cares about you!!"

"By the way, your teacher... is here."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng was taken aback, "Songyang? What is he doing here? Has he become more interested after becoming a human?"

……

AM.

Jiang Cheng, who walked into a certain store, looked blankly at Songyang surrounded by a group of traveling girls.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai remembered that when he was a child, Songyang was indeed very popular with women, and all the women in the village liked Songyang very much.

You and Yinshi and the others were able to eat. In fact, it was largely thanks to Songyang. Every day, peasant women would pass by the village and deliberately ask Songyang to talk to them and leave some agricultural products just dug out of the ground. .

……

"Jiang Cheng, teacher, I'm a little confused now."

This is the first sentence Songyang said to Jiang Cheng with a bit of distress, but Jiang Cheng remained expressionless.

"In today's era, it is very troublesome to become a teacher, so I am very confused as a teacher."

Looking at Songyang, who was surrounded by several traveling girls, Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes and said, "Songyang, do you think it's appropriate to say such things in this state? Speaking of...you talk, why do you beat me? Why do you knock me into the floor?"

Well... just now, Jiang Cheng was knocked into the floor by Songyang, and only a bulging head was left on the ground.

"Because..." Songyang squinted his eyes with a smile on his face and raised an index finger, "I just heard from the girls here that my students seem to have deceived a lot of people."

"Cheat? Who am I cheating?"

"Such as lying to others by saying "I will definitely give you a ransom to marry you", and "We will have at least three babies in the future", "If you swallow it, you will do it again" and so on... "

"I haven't said anything to a woman at all except the last sentence I may have actually said to a woman!"

Jiang Cheng tried his best to refute, but then he suddenly thought of something. He turned his head to look at this time, and the group of Baihua ladies who were standing behind him whistled and looked left and right but didn't look at him. , and the ground became expressionless again in an instant.

"Hey, are you talking nonsense?"

Hearing the sound, all Miss Baihua instantly became excited.

"Mr. Songyang! Jiang Cheng, sama, he... clearly said that!"

"That's right! He even said he'd have a fancy wedding for me!"

"It's a wedding trip and we're going to the universe together!"

"As long as the triplets are not born, it will not stop!"

"Even though he swallowed it, he..."

A group of Miss Baihua chirped and cried pitifully.

Jiang Cheng frowned again: "I said that! Who said that last sentence? I don't remember such a development! It sounds like my body is not good! Give me Enough is enough!!”

"Teacher Songyang, call the shots for us~" ×n

"You...!!!"

"Jiang Cheng, the teacher should have taught you," Songyang raised his fist again, and his expression changed from Songyang mode to virtual mode in an instant, "Girls are a vulnerable group..."

……

"Cut, so what is it?"

Jiang Cheng, rubbing his head, sat on the sofa opposite Songyang with an impatient look on his face.

Songyang put on his sleeves, still smiling: "So didn't you just say it? Teacher, I am very troubled and confused in this new era, so I want to ask my disciples for help, after all, your growth has surpassed Teacher."

“Songyang…”

Jiang Cheng's expression gradually became serious, and he showed some feelings, and said: "Didn't you say it? What's wrong with being confused and troubled sometimes? It doesn't matter, just continue to be confused, you just need to Just be who you want to be."

Songyang, who was blocked by Jiang Cheng's words, finally raised his fist again with a smile on his face.

……

Songyang, who left Yoshihara, was still unhappy. He didn't expect that what he had said would be used by his disciples to block him, and he couldn't refute it.

Songyang, who was secretly distressed, finally came to the location of his other disciple

—House of all things.

The House of Masters, as the name suggests, is a place to help people deal with all their troubles.

Looking at the signboard if it was rented, Songyang couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Silver time is also promising, and he can help people deal with all kinds of troubles.

Then he must be able to solve his own troubles easily, right?

Thinking like this, Songyang knocked on the door of the Master's House.

Hey--ka!

Xin Ba Ha, who opened the door, looked at Song Yang in front of him, and said politely, "Ah! It's Teacher Song Yang! Come in! Yin Sang didn't come back until morning after drinking yesterday, so I'll call him. !”

Songyang responded with a smile, raised his feet and stepped into the entrance.

This young man who can only see a pair of glasses has no sense of existence without speaking. A very polite child he has seen before.

Since it is Gintoki's subordinate, then such a sensible child is also taught by Gintoki, right? And drinking until morning... It should be a social event, right? The president of modern society always has a lot of entertainment, so my disciple should be too.

He should be reminded to pay attention to his body and less entertainment.

Thinking like this, Songyang felt even more satisfied with the growth of his disciple.

But...

"Hey! Get up soon! Your teacher is here!"

Shinbaha slammed open the door of Yinshi's room and shouted at the same time.

"Ah? Songyang?" Yin Shimi stared at him, and said in a perfunctory manner: "Whatever you want, Xinbaha, remember to put the souvenirs brought by Songyang into the refrigerator. Please don't steal it. Give him a cup of tea or something, I'll sleep a little longer..."

Uh...Songyang looked down at his empty hand...a gift?

While Songyang was worrying by himself, Kagura, who was dressed like a housewife, stepped in front of Songyang, and Douda's tears couldn't stop falling for a moment.

"Little sister..."

"Teacher Songyang!"

Kagura started crying directly, pointing her finger at the door of Yinshi's room, her voice was miserable, it could be said that those who heard it were sad, and those who saw it wept.

"The silver-haired natural curler has been in arrears for half a year of wages! You can also talk about him! In my family, there is a mother who is recovering from a serious illness and needs to supplement nutrition. I really need this money!

But the president of the natural volume is better. If he doesn't work well, he always goes out to drink and drink until the morning, and every time he loses all the rewards for the tasks he finally receives, and now he even owes the rent of the master house. months! Our salaries are far away! Woohoo..."

Seeing Kagura's unstoppable tears of grievance, Songyang's brain couldn't react for a while, but then, the door of the Master's House was opened again, and at the same time came the roar of an old woman .

"Silver time!! The rent has been in arrears for half a year! Today you have to spit out the rent even if you sell me a kidney!"

"Idiot Sakata! I have to hand over the rent to my mother today!"

"The weapon is ready."

Looking at an old woman with red lips, a middle-aged woman with cat ears, and Xiaoyu holding a flamethrower, Songyang finally realized something.

...Is this disciple of my own not as good as I imagined?

……

Standing downstairs in the Master's House, listening to the sound of beatings and abuses upstairs, Songyang had doubts about his previous education for the first time.

Boom! ! !

"Ah ah ah ah...!!"

Along with a roar and the scream of Yinshi, a black unknown object flew straight out of the Master's House and smashed into Songyang's feet.

Songyang didn't pay attention to Yin Shi, whose face was still smoked, and was still thinking about something.

Yinshi raised his head and stumblingly said, "Song... Songyang, what, borrow...borrow some money..."

Um...

……

Ignoring Gintoki's head on the ground, who was left in a coma with a bulging bag, Songyang slowly left with his hands in his hands.

He's looking for an answer that feels like he's got hold of it.

It's noon before you know it.

Grumbling…

Listening to the cry of his stomach, Songyang stopped his steps.

Since becoming a human, my body also needs to eat, or in other words, I can gradually understand what human hunger feels like.

Because of hunger, I gradually feel the happiness of human beings when eating, and gradually understand the taste of various foods.

"Teacher!"

After hearing the voice of one of his own disciples, Songyang looked back.

"Teacher! It's really you!"

In an instant, Gui stepped forward with tears in her eyes and took her teacher's hand. It was a kind gesture.

【Hello teacher! ] Elizabeth holds up the board.

My own student, who used to be the best student in Matsushita Village School, has also grown up.

Songyang felt a little emotional in his heart, and let Gui pull himself into a certain restaurant.

……

Songyang, who had finished his lunch, looked with a smile on his face and looked at Gui, who was still chattering and talking like he had not eaten for several days.

Although this disciple has grown up and is a little nagging, he is the most calm one.

Songyang praised in his heart, and ... also knew to invite the teacher to have a meal.

After drinking the soup, Gui wiped his mouth and said, "...In short, in other words, the students are now doing some work related to animal protection."

The work you do... is also meaningful. Songyang couldn't help but add a little more to his appreciation for his student.

"Teacher, because it is imperative to protect the meat ball, I really don't have much time to reminisce with you the wonderful time between teachers and students! The students will go first! Let's go! Elizabeth!"

Seeing Gui who hurried out with Elizabeth after leaving such a remark, Songyang couldn't help but look up at the disciple.

The work I do is very meaningful and hard-working. I think this is the most promising child in the village...

But...

"Sir, check out."

Seeing the waiter who stopped him in front of him, Songyang was stunned for a while before tilting his head.

"Huh?"

The waiter flipped through the bill in his hand and said, "The total price for the meal is 1,800 yuan, but when the gentleman left the house just now, he also brought three hundred catties of beef, two hundred catties of pork and five Bags of rice, oil, noodles and some vegetables, the total is 5 million and 120 yuan including consumption tax. Are you cash or card?”

This time, the other side.

Gui Zheng gritted his teeth and carried a large bag and a small bag, and walked in a certain direction with Elizabeth, who was also carrying a large bag and a small bag.

"Hold on! Elizabeth! This is what our teacher gave us when we first started our business! Never sprinkle a grain of rice!"

【Hi! Mr. Gui! ]

"Sansan...I will never forget this kindness!" Gui said tearfully.

……

In the end, Hao, who has been silently following Songyang not far away, solved Songyang's billing problem.

And the solution is very simple, that is... sign the IOU and go to work part-time to pay off the debt!

A pier in Edo at sunset.

Looking at Luo, who was fighting the sacks and working part-time without complaining, Songyang felt a little more guilt for this eldest disciple who didn't speak much.

At the same time, the student who said that he was treating himself to dinner but left him with an exorbitant bill also had a bit of a strange feeling.

Especially from the owner of a ramen shop, after learning the accurate news that the student spends most of the time eating Bawang meal in the shop, he feels that his previous education has really failed.

Finally, Songyang decided to get to know his last student.

……

In the phone booth on the side of the road, Songyang followed the prompt to put in a coin and pressed the phone number he had obtained from the cool young man with a piano on his back in the Ghost Soldier team.

Beep...beep...

"Is...a promotion?"

Songyang asked tentatively into the microphone.

"Senior! I'm looking for Lord Jin to help!"

The voice of a girl came from the microphone. The owner of this voice, Songyang also had an impression, a girl in very thin clothes, who respected Jinsuke very much.

"Hello, I'm Yoshida Songyang, can I ask Jinzhu to answer the phone?"

"Hello, Mr. Songyang, please help him..."

Someone took the phone before you could finish her words.

"Long time no see, teacher."

After hearing Jin Zhu's voice, the smile on Song Yang's face finally became a bit richer.

As expected, Jinsuke is the best and most respected teacher.

"Jinzhu, teacher I..."

"Needless to say, I already know. Are you worried about the inability to be a teacher in the new era?"

This disciple is aware of the teacher's distress!

"The children are the future of this country, and I, like the teachers, worry about their growth."

Sure enough, Jinsuke is the best student at Matsushita Village School. Songyang was very emotional.

"Teacher, I'll help too. When your school is built, I'll also report...in the name of a health care teacher."

Also inherited his ideals! Although he is a health teacher, there is no doubt that he has been promoted to inherit his ideals!

Songyang's heart is getting warmer.

But the next moment...

"Senior, what do you want to do to the elementary school students?! You perverted lo*ic*n senior!"

"It's not a lo*ic*n!" The first half of the sentence is still Takasugi's voice~IndoMTL.com~ is a health teacher for elementary school students! "

The second half of the sentence turned into the voice of a middle-aged man I had an impression of. If I remember correctly, many people called him lo*ic*n, an adult who is very dangerous for children.

Songyang:......

"Songyang-sensei, don't worry, I will definitely quit the staff of the Ghost Soldiers to work as a health teacher in your school! For the healthy growth of Luo... children! I will give everything! I will give every day They check their bodies! If there are any hidden dangers, they will be eliminated immediately! But only for girls! Boys, please ask Mr. Songyang!"

Youzi: "The nosebleed is coming out! You perverted lo*ic*n!"

This is followed by a bang, bang, and bang.

Beep...beep...beep...

Songyang finally hung up the phone, lowered his head and fell into silence...

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