Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 801: : The so-called daily life is…

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Edo, Yoshiwara.

In a certain otaku room, even though the sun was high, someone in navy blue pajamas was still lying on the bed in a large font, sleeping soundly with his head on.

On the floor beside it is an alarm clock that was unconsciously smashed by someone in his sleep.

Squeak——

Yue Yong, who opened the sliding door, saw the scene in front of him, his face darkened immediately, and two veins popped up on his forehead instantly.

Then, with a cold face, he walked towards Jiang Cheng step by step.

And Jiang Cheng, after feeling a strange touch on his face, frowned and woke up from his sleep.

Slowly opening his sleepy eyes, Jiang Cheng saw the condescending, cold-faced Yue Yong who was ruthlessly trampling his face with high-heeled shoes, several veins suddenly popped up on his face.

"What are you doing?! Smelly woman! Believe it or not!"

"How many days has it been?" Yue Yong moved her feet, looked at Jiang Cheng with cold eyes like a scumbag, and said coldly: "Did you say it yourself? You will work hard like a new employee at the bottom. Started from scratch. It's been two full months and I haven't worked at all..."

"When did I say that!" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and sat up while retorting angrily, "You guys tied me here last, right? You guys finally forced me to sign the contract." What kind of nonsense lifetime contract? Is that a contract? That is obviously a contract of sale! I have never admitted it!"

Yueyong lightly exhaled a puff of smoke, and replied lightly: "It doesn't matter, that is Yoshihara's rules, be honest with me before you save enough for the ransom, now it is 3,122,700 Ten thousand and one hundred... No, plus the 300,000 purchased for the game yesterday, the total is three billion one hundred and twenty-three million and one hundred."

"That's too much!" Jiang Chengbai yelled angrily, "I don't remember that I owed so much money! By the way, this is just a bounty for all the members of the grass o pirates?! o airway?! Do you want me to go to Wei o airway to catch them all?!"

"Whatever you want," Yue Yong turned around directly holding the pipe, with a casual tone, "But, if possible, you can keep Qiao O. Yoshihara just needs a doctor."

"Who cares about you!!"

"By the way, your teacher... is here."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was taken aback, "Songyang? What is he doing here? Has he become more interested in this since he became a human?"

……

Morning.

Jiang Cheng, who walked into a certain shop, looked expressionlessly at Songyang who was surrounded by a group of wandering girls.

At this time, Jiang Cheng remembered that when he was a child, Songyang was indeed very popular with women, and all the women in the village liked Songyang very much.

I and Yinshi were able to eat, in fact, it was largely thanks to Songyang. Every day, peasant women would pass by the village villa to deliberately talk to Songyang and leave some agricultural products that had just been dug out of the field. .

……

"Jiang Cheng, teacher, I... am a little confused now."

This was the first sentence Songyang spoke to Jiang Cheng with some distress, but Jiang Cheng remained expressionless.

"In today's era, it is very troublesome to become a teacher, so I am very confused as a teacher."

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Looking at Songyang who was surrounded by several wandering girls, Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes and said, "Songyang, do you think it's appropriate to say such a thing in this state? By the way...you speak as soon as you speak, why beat me? Why did you knock me into the floor?"

Hmm... just now, Jiang Cheng was knocked into the floor by Songyang, leaving only a bulging head on the ground.

"Because..." As he spoke, Songyang narrowed his eyes and showed a smile and raised an index finger, "I just heard from the girls here that my students seem to have cheated a lot of people."

"Cheat? Who did I lie to?"

"For example, lying to others by saying "I will definitely redeem you and marry you", and "We will have at least three babies in the future", "If you swallow it, you will do it again" and so on... "

"Except for the last sentence that I may have really said to women, I have never said anything to any woman at all!"

Jiang Cheng fought hard to refute, but then he suddenly thought of something, turned his head and looked at the group of Baihua girls who were standing behind him whistling and looking left and right but not looking at him In an instant, the ground became expressionless again.

"Hey, are you talking nonsense?"

Hearing the sound, all the young ladies and sisters of Baihua instantly became excited.

"Teacher Songyang! Jiang Cheng sama... He clearly said that!"

"That's right, that's right! He said he would hold a grand wedding for me!"

"It's a wedding trip, we want to go to the universe together!"

"It is said that as long as the triplets are not born, it will not stop!"

"Obviously swallowed it, but he..."

All the young ladies of Baihua were chattering and crying pitifully in an instant.

Jiang Cheng frowned again: "I said that! Who said the last sentence? I don't remember that kind of development! It sounds like my body is not good! Give me Enough is enough!!"

"Teacher Songyang, make the decision for us~"×n

"You...!!!"

"Jiang Cheng, the teacher should have taught you," Songyang raised his fist again, and his expression changed from Songyang mode to virtual mode in an instant, "Girls are vulnerable groups..."

……

"Cut, so what exactly is it?"

Jiang Cheng, rubbing his head, sat on the sofa opposite Songyang, with a look of impatience on his face.

With his sleeves in his hands, Songyang still had a smile on his face: "So didn't you just say that? Teacher, I am very troubled and confused in this new era, so I want to ask my disciples for help. After all, your growth has surpassed Teacher."

"Songyang..."

Jiang Cheng's expression gradually became serious, showing a bit of emotion, and said: "Didn't you say it? Why not be confused and troubled sometimes? It doesn't matter, just continue to be confused, as long as you Just be who you want to be."

Songyang, who was blocked by Jiang Cheng's words, finally raised his fist again with a smile on his face.

……

Songyang, who left Yoshihara, was still unhappy. He didn't expect that his disciples would use his words to block him, and he couldn't refute them.

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Secretly distressed, Songyang finally came to the location of another disciple of his

—— House of Everything.

Wanshiwu, as the name suggests, is a place to help people deal with all troubles.

Looking at the signboard for rent, Songyang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, Yinshi is also promising, and can help people deal with various troubles.

Then he must be able to easily solve his own troubles, right?

Thinking like this, Songyang knocked on the door of Wanshiwu.

Whoops—click!

Xin Bachi opened the door, looked at Songyang in front of him, and said politely: "Ah! It's Teacher Songyang! Please come in! Yinsang didn't come back from drinking until morning yesterday, I'll call him !”

Songyang responded with a smile, and stepped into the entrance.

This young man who doesn't speak, has no sense of existence and can only see a pair of glasses, has seen him before, a very polite child.

Since he is Yinshi's subordinate, then such a sensible child is also taught by Yinshi, right? And drink until morning...it must be entertainment, right? The president of the modern society always has a lot of entertainment, so my disciple should do the same.

He should be reminded to pay attention to his body and less entertainment.

Thinking like this, Songyang felt even more satisfied with the growth of his disciple in his heart.

But...

"Hey! Get up quickly! Your teacher is here!"

Xin Baji pulled open the door of Yinshi's room and shouted at the same time.

"Ah? Songyang?" Yin Shimi stared, and said drunkenly perfunctorily: "Whatever, whatever, Xin Baji, remember to put the souvenir Songyang brought in the refrigerator Here, don’t steal it. Just give him some tea or something, and I’ll sleep a little longer..."

Uh...Songyang looked down at his empty hand...Souvenir?

Just as Songyang was worrying alone, Kagura, who was dressed like a housewife, came to Songyang's front with a stride, and the teardrops of beans couldn't stop falling for a moment.

"Sister..."

"Teacher Songyang!"

Kagura began to cry directly, pointing to the door of Gintoki's room, the voice was miserable, it can be said that those who heard it were sad, and those who saw it shed tears.

"The silver-haired natural curly has been in arrears for half a year's wages! Tell him about him too! There is a mother in my family who is recovering from a serious illness and needs to supplement nutrition. I really need this money!

But the president of Natural Juan is good. If he doesn't work hard, he always goes out to drink and drink until morning, and every time he loses all the rewards for the missions he finally received. Now even the rent of the Wanshiwu is in arrears For many months! Our wages are even more distant! Woohoo..."

Looking at Kagura who couldn't stop the tears of grievance, Songyang's brain couldn't react for a while, but then, the door of Wanshiwu was opened again, and at the same time, there was an old woman's roar .

"Silver time!! The rent has been in arrears for half a year! Even if you sell me a kidney today, you have to spit out the rent!"

"Idiot Sakata! I have to pay the rent to my old lady for whatever I say today!"

"The weapon is ready."

Looking at an old woman with red lips, a middle-aged woman with cat ears and Xiaoyu holding a flamethrower who walked in, Songyang finally realized what happened.

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... Is my disciple not as outstanding as I imagined?

……

Standing downstairs in Wanshiwu, listening to the sound of beating, smashing and cursing upstairs, Songyang doubted his previous education for the first time.

Boom! ! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!"

Accompanied by a bang and Yinshi's screams, a black unknown object flew straight out of Wanshiwu and hit Songyang's feet.

Songyang didn't pay attention to Yin Shi, who was covered in baked black and was still smoking on the ground, but was still thinking about something secretly.

Looking up Yinshi, he stumbled and said: "Song...Songyang, what, borrow...borrow some money..."

Hmm...

……

Ignoring Yinshi's head, which was bulging and in a coma, left on the ground, Songyang walked away slowly with his hands in his hands.

He was looking for an answer that he felt he had grasped but was barely there.

The time came to noon unknowingly.

Gululu...

Hearing the cries of his stomach, Songyang stopped his steps.

Since becoming a human being, my body also needs to eat, or in other words, I can gradually understand what it feels like to be hungry as a human being.

Also because of hunger, I gradually feel the happiness of human beings when eating, and gradually understand the taste of various foods.

"Teacher!"

After hearing the voice of one of his disciples, Songyang turned his head and looked at the past.

"Teacher! It's really you!"

Gui, with tears in his eyes, stepped forward in a few steps and held his teacher's hand, which was called a kindness.

[Hello teacher! 】Elizabeth held up the sign.

My student who used to be the best student in Matsushita Village School has grown up too.

Songyang felt a little emotional in his heart, and let Gui pull him into a certain restaurant.

……

Songyang, who had finished his lunch, looked at Gui with his hands in his hands and a smile on his face, who was still chattering as if he hadn't eaten for several days.

Although this disciple grew up to be a bit nagging, he is the most calm one.

Songyang praised in his heart, and... also knew to treat the teacher to a meal.

After finishing the soup, Gui wiped his mouth and continued, "...In short, in other words, the students are doing some work related to animal protection."

The work you do... is also very meaningful. Songyang couldn't help but increase his appreciation for his student in his heart.

"Teacher, because protecting the meat ball is urgent, I really don't have much time to recall the good teacher-student time with you! The students will leave first! Let's go! Elizabeth!"

Looking at Gui who hurried out with Elizabeth after leaving such words, Songyang couldn't help but think highly of this disciple again.

The work I do is very meaningful and I work very hard. I think this is the most promising child in the village...

But...

"Sir, checkout."

Looking at the waiter who stopped him in front of him, Songyang was stunned for a while before tilting his head.

"Huh?"

The waiter looked at the bill in his hand, and said: "The meal cost is 1,800 yuan in total, but when the gentleman was about to leave just now, he also brought 300 catties of beef, 200 catties of pork, and 500 catties. A bag of rice, as well as oil, noodles, and some vegetables, including consumption tax, the total is five million and one thousand and twenty yuan. Do you want to pay in cash or by card?"

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At this time, the other side.

Gritting his teeth, Gui Zheng was carrying big bags and small bags, and walked towards a certain direction with Elizabeth, who was also carrying big bags and small bags.

"Hold on! Elizabeth! This is all the support that the teacher gave us when we first started our business! You must not sprinkle a grain of rice!"

[Hi! Mr. Gui! 】

"San San... I will never forget this kindness!" Gui said with tears in his eyes.

……

In the end, the bill problem of Songyang was settled silently with Hao who was not far from Songyang.

And the solution is also very simple, that is... sign the IOU and go to work part-time to pay off the debt!

A pier in Edo under the setting sun.

Looking at the uncomplaining and silent day laborer who resisted the sacks, Songyang felt a little more guilty for this big disciple who didn't talk much.

At the same time, towards the student who said he was invited to dinner but left him with a sky-high bill, he also felt somewhat strange emotions.

Especially after learning from the owner of a ramen shop that the student spent most of his time eating Bawang meals in the shop, he felt that his previous education had really failed.

Finally, Songyang decided to get to know his last student.

……

In the phone booth on the side of the road, Song Yang followed the prompts to insert coins and pressed the phone number he got from the cool young man with a piano on his back in the ghost army.

Beep...beep...

"Is it... Jinzhu?"

Songyang asked tentatively into the microphone.

"Senior! I'm looking for Master Jinzhu!"

A girl's voice came from the microphone. The owner of this voice, Songyang, also had the impression that a girl in very thin clothes respected Jinsuke very much.

"Hello, I'm Yoshida Shoyo, can you let Jinsuke answer the phone?"

"Hello, Mr. Songyang, Mr. Jinzhu..."

Before Youzi finished speaking, someone snatched the phone.

"Teacher, long time no see."

After hearing Jinsuke's voice, the smile on Songyang's face finally grew stronger.

Sure enough, Jinsuke is the most outstanding teacher who respects him the most.

"Jin Zhu, teacher, I..."

"Needless to say, I already know. Are you worried about being unable to be a teacher in the new era?"

This disciple even noticed the distress of the teacher!

"Children are the future of this country~IndoMTL.com~ I am also worried about their growth just like teachers."

Sure enough, Jinsuke is the most outstanding student at Matsushita Village School. Songyang was very emotional.

"Teacher, I will also help. When your school is completed, I will also report...in the name of the health department teacher."

He also inherited his own ideals! Although he is a health care teacher, there is no doubt that Jin Zhu has inherited his ideal!

Songyang's heart gradually warmed up.

But the next moment...

"Senior, what do you want to do to the elementary school students?! You perverted lo*ic*n senior!"

"It's not lo*ic*n!" The first half of the sentence is still Takasugi's voice, "It's a primary school student's health teacher!"

In the second half of the sentence, it became the voice of a middle-aged man who I had an impression of. If I remember correctly, many people called him lo*ic*n, and he was a very dangerous adult for children.

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Songyang: ...

"Teacher Songyang, please rest assured, I will definitely resign from the staff of the Ghost Squad and work as a health care teacher in your school! For the healthy growth of the children! I am willing to give everything! Every day I will give They check their bodies! If there are any hidden dangers, they will be eliminated immediately! But only girls! Boys please ask Mr. Songyang!"

Youzi: "The nosebleeds are coming out! You perverted lo*ic*n!"

Immediately after that was the sound of bang bang bang gunshots.

Beep...beep...beep...

Songyang finally hung up the phone, lowered his head and fell into silence...

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